Devil May Cry 5

>Dante have a big dick too and his irl model is also with huge boner in photos.
Proof?

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>white people think this is 'hung'

wow... pathetic

i want to stuff my 9.2 incher into your butt

Well, this guy is pretty big too. Dick can look small compare to his body.

New Judgement Cut makes me harder than any bulge. Shame about Vergil's face, though.

It was unexpectedly a lot shorter than I thought it would be. Thankfully I pirated it. A lot of the missions felt repetitive. Got really bored halfway through

Cope

>Thankfully I pirated it.
This

the level variety is also ass

>demon tree
>streets
>demon tree
>streets
>port
>demon tree
>demon tree
>demon tree
>streets
>streets
>demon dimension thingie
>demon tree
>demon tree
>demon tree
>top of demon tree

what the fuck am I playind dmc3?

yeah i was pretty sad about that
they nailed it mechanically so I love the game, it's just sad seeing the scope of the campaign feel so damn narrow and low-budget. there's all this time skipping but we barely see any exciting or different locales. there's no build up or interesting progression to areas because it's all jumbled up. I'm glad they prioritized what they did, but levels could have been done way better.
it also felt like a cop out that 'ascending' was a descent, and that part was so lazy just dropping through literal holes in the ground. would have been fine if there were more variety overall, but it really stood out because it was supposed to be climactic to reach the top but you don't really get any sense of climbing or experience the height/peak, like not even just looking over the city. dante griping about how lame going around was pretty great from a character point of view, like he's tired of meaningless hurdles in the way to his objective, but it also kind of made it feel like even more of a slog jumping around blocks, not even getting a cool vista or some mixed up lighting. everything was just washed out, which is sad because the lights in the city were popping at times. I think especially as we see screenshots and combo videos and the locations are constantly the same grey stone backgrounds it's gonna start to feel like an eyesore.

>they nailed it mechanically
Nero controls like shit. Breakable arms were a mistake.
I didn't unlock Dante, but I prefer V gameplay, which is still boring and slow.
P* games spoiled me, I can't enjoy DMC anymore.

I thought I was the only one
dedicated dodge buttons are a fucking MUST now, dante still plays like he did in dmc3, they are so fucking afraid to innovate they just copy pasted him for 3 games which speaks volumes about their creativity

can't wait for faggots to bash me when you know it's true, also dmc4 devil arms > dmc5 devl arms, pandora is eternal waifu

>no dedicated dodge button
just
switch to trickster and press B/Circle

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