The Eternal debate

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Jas.

can't decide between haley and penny. Polygamy patch when

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Purple hair girl.

Penny was the best and anyone who disagrees is a turbonigger.

>Marry Emily
>Go to Clint's each day to get him to bust open geodes
>Imagine that I'm making small talk while he's doing it
>Talking about my lovely wife and our lovely kids and my lovely farm.
>"Well buddy I'm sure there's a perfect girl out there for you too."
If I could be bothered to mod such banter in I would.

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bottom right since theres no loli option

>being a whiteknight

>Debate

What's there to debate? Haley is perfect in every way.

>save penny from her shitty life in the tiny caravan with her abusive alcoholic
how is there any other choice?

PLEASE I JUST WANT A GOOD PORTRAIT-PACK

>muh damaged goods
based incel

based and chadpilled, also does ANYONE like maru?

>as always, cant have best girl

why is life so cruel anons

What are decent QoL mods that don't ruin the whole game experience?

Whatever satisfies your autism best

>Other girls
>Thot
>Mad hippy with no personal hygiene
>landwhale
>Dyke
>Mutt

>Penny
>qt schoolteacher
>y-y-you're a white knight

>damaged goods
Why are we suddenly talking about Leah?

>NEET with zero skills that marries you to be carried through life
>white knight bait
>MUH EX MUH EX MUH EX
>stacey
>mary sue diversity token
>stone-snorting hippy
What debate? They're all one-dimensional shits.

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Enjoy getting cucked by Sam.

Both are whores, only Haley and Abigail are acceptable, Maru is a nigger

>Boohoo I'm forced to be trailer trash with my alcoholic mother WOE IS ME if only there were a strapping farmer who could free me from this terrible fate WINK WINK

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For me, it's the purple-haired fat-ass.

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>landwhale
what
every bachelorette sprite has the same width

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YIFF IN HELL

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same tbqh

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>Give her literally anything as a gift
>She eats it
Abigail is human garbage.

but she never gets fat
at best she's a human trashcan

Isn't there the community center house thing you can build for Penny & Mom?

>Dyke
So make a female farmer and be a lesbian with her.

Marnie

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>fat Abigail mod
Name? I need this shit. I want to stuff mai waifu full of amethyst and see the effects.

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A respectful choice, but for me it's Robin

Lewis' used goods.

Cucking Flint is truly one of the greatest pleasures in Stardew Valley

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>a mod that actually make Maru cute

About time.

>want to replay SV
>did absolutely fucking everything on my first playthrough 2 years ago, and it wouldn't be the same after knowing how everything works

sad. don't think it's worth the time just to see the jojamart side of the game, either.

it's on nexus and it's just called abigail weight gain mod
that's the fattest she's going to get because the hardcoded 16px width limitation starts making fatty sprites look like garbage after a certain point

A shame none look good in their original spritework
Black chick has the perfect hairstyle, but it gets ruined by the fat squashed nose.

>Married to Penny
>Talk with Vincent while they're out on some dumb ass field trip
>"Can I tell you a secret mister?"
>"When I grow up I want to marry Ms. Penny!"

Hate to break it to you bucko

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What's the best mod?

Theyr all shit
Boys too

None. Every character in Stardew is super boring and one of the reasons I stopped playing twice.

chad vincent is gonna grow up to fucking cuck you

It's just a sprite sheet. Ah well.

I don't care. She's my wife. Not only did I cuck Lewis but I made him marry us and I put his underwear on display for the whole town to see just to put him in his place. Marnie deserves a real man.

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FUCCKKKK

STANDARD OR FOREST FARM

CANT DECIDE

>Leah
+actually accomplished and independent person
+will smoke weed with you, have stoned sex, and then sell a sculpture of that for 12k to some cucked millionaire
=wants some time alone every now and then
-might actually cuck you with one of those millionaires to whom she sells her art

>Penny
+perfect housewive
+loves kids
=kind boring
-you're also marrying her mother

>Abigail
+you know she's into all sorts of kinky stuff
+will play vidya with you for hours
=prone to fatness
-her actual father will one day take her away from you and into a magical adventure

>Hayley
+best tits in town
+might agree to a threesome with her sister if you get her drunk
=dumb as bricks
-will eventually become a soccermom

>Emily
+best ass in town
+might agree to a threesome with her sister if you get her drunk
=absolute weirdo
-gets bored far too easily, if you don't keep up with her, she'll go away

>Maru
-who the fuck marries Maru

Choose wisely, for your choice cannot be changed later.

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>+will smoke weed
that's a minus

>+you know she's into all sorts of kinky stuff
that's a minus

>-will eventually become a soccermom
not a minus

>+will play vidya with you for hours
how the fuck is this a positive when the game itself maintains the fact she CANNOT beat the first level of the only videogame she admits to playing on her own, even 3+ years down the line? The post-marriage line in the pub still has her admit she can't, and it never changes..
Dumb fanfictionposter.

>Get to watch your wife suck down and swallow literally anything you hand her
>Never gets fat no matter how much you feed her wanting maw
The perfect woman.

That sounds incredibly boring. Where's the fun in that if she doesn't get fat?

>-gets bored far too easily, if you don't keep up with her, she'll go away
That's a plus, she'll keep your life from getting boring.
Emily has no minuses.

>Never gets fat no matter how much you feed her wanting maw

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If she gets fat from it that means there's a limit. If she doesn't you can just keep going.

just get the stardew fatty mod

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The answer is Jas

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but it's shit my dude
it's literally just a fucking spritesheet (no dialogue changes) and you have to actually change the sprites manually, plus like the other user said the hardcoded 16-wide spritesheets prevent any decent looking fatty mods from ever being made

I’m not crazy about Abby, but I can’t disagree. Bottom middle is objectively the worst written, least likable of them all.

>tfw you married the hippie but your heart still aches when you see the artist

it has some dialogue changes, most of them are feeder fetish bait

t.faggot

Someone actually managed to make a mod to get through the 16 wide spritesheets but it fucks up the pathing AI really fucking badly. Walk through walls into the nothingness and vanishing for the rest of the day badly.

I’d love her for believing in magic even if it didn’t exist in that world. Emily’s got a childlike optimism that can’t be beat.

Haley, every time. Worth the effort. I don't even like blondes, she's that good.

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did that artist ever got around to finishing/releasing this?

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>stardew soulless
nah i will stay with harvest moon or rune factory

This is fucking retarded, what pretend girlfriend you get in that game is absolutely subjective, why even debate?

I pick Penny because I'm trailer trash IRL and I want someone to rescue me.

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In that pic? Maru.

But it already looks finished?

>Some of these have fanart

hi graphics

I'm guessing they mean finished for the entire town.

I'm turbo trailer trash, literally the only livable part of this dump is my bedroom, all the electricity is fucked and barely works, it's like a place out of Fallout.

I can sympathize but she's not my type. HOWEVER can we fucking have an option to hook others up with someone so they can be happy? I feel bad.

are there any good edits for them, the base art just has them as pretty ugly western art

they probably finished it FOR THEMSELVES. The artist doesn't want to share those sprites IIRC

I love Shane!

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>HOWEVER can we fucking have an option to hook others up with someone so they can be happy? I feel bad.
There is a bit where you can help Clint get over his autism and talk to Emily, but then he drops his spaghetti all over the place.

Yea Forums was founded on arguing over best girl you faggot.

How the heck do you guys play games? Are you stuck with handhelds?

shamefur husband

works on my machine

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I have all the new consoles and shit, my bedroom is a comfy, warm, clean paradise is a sea of shit. The electricity still works I just have to jury rig it.

High tech, low life. Cyberpunk style. When i'm done working on my projects i'll make enough to get out of this dump, hopefully. If not I might start selling weed. I dunno.

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Vanilla Jas looks better desu

You used too be able too have several girls (only marry one) but now I think that if you do they find out and both start hating you.

Are there any good sex maybe futa mods for this game?

If you have a rabbit's foot and have more than one girlfriend at 10 hearts you get a special event.

If not they'll all get mad at you and refuse to talk to you for a week.

Is it lewd?

Well good luck, user. Hope it goes well for you

Abigail > Haley > Leah and that's it

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There's some of relatively low quality on e621. Dragon Abigail has an alright SFW medium-close up pic from an artist I like though

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>best girl
>a vegan

based pedo hivemind

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also curious about this, even just being able to tell that they're futa in general would be nice.

>cucks you at 8 hearts
Sure thing faggot

Shit that sounds kinda hot

Goddammit

All of the girls are complete fucking shit the only decent thing to do is to genderswap the boys since they're at least decent girl sam's best btw

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the one with magic blood

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Hayley, Penny, Emily and Leah are all fine choices. Abigail and Mahru are trash.

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some sprite edits here and there plus dialogue would probably be enough, maybe some additional events like walking in on them for extra immersion.

who'd be the biggest? what about the smallest?

I wish her portrait in the game didn't look so bad

That red lipstick looks awful on her. Otherwise she's great and she's got an ass

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Abigail, Leah, and Haley are the ones who look least weird so one of them

obviously not Leah

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Wizard is the father of caroline. Fuck Pierre but he's not getting cucked.

friendly reminder that the child acquisition dialogue is hardcoded, they may look like girls but they still have (fertile) dicks

[Spoiler]Haley would probably be largest

>Leah
Leah admits she was happier when single than when married to you, if you divorce her so anons who say she's the best don't know what they're saying.

>"Emily is a drug addict"
there's real magic in Stardew Valley, you know. She's probably ahead of the curve, and the NPCs just think she's crazy. Emily is a fine pick, too.

Even better

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all the sex mods are hot garbage

Oh yeah, that's totally the implication there Pierre. Especially considering Caroline's bit about jealousy problems.

>Posting that shit portrait mod again

>Be Pierre
>Both you and your wife are raccoons
>Wife gives birth to goat with wings

Oh yeah, and her hairstyle looks awful in her portrait too.

>marrying one of the shit default girls

>implying that's a bad thing

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what's with the random red fursona blocking out the spritesheet

>marrying girls

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FUCK

>Abigail and The Wizard are both dragons
Based furry following the canon.

Yeah, it's this whole heterosexual thing.

WHY IS THERE NO FOOT PORNOF ANY OF THE GIRLS

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>abigail - smell and the product of cuckolding
>penny - actively cucks you at 8 hearts
>leah - used goods and hates being married to you
>haley - massive bitch
>maru - product of cuckolding
>emily - requires you to cuck clint
all shit this is why westerners should never try to copy japanese series

>literally just a regular cat
>fursona
user...

>haley - massive bitch
>i didn't play the game: the post

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Don't you have some geodes to crack open, Clint?

cats don't cry

>being played by stacy this easily
lmfao he fell for the vaginal jew meme

>haley- massive bitch

lmaoing at you not actually doing anything with her and seeing her character development, faggot

Honestly her growth makes her even worse because your only real interactions are hardcoded in at heart events it just seems like she changes instantly

Alex

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>cats don't cry
Are you fucking retarded?

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She literally takes a 180 from shallow bitch to one of the most loving characters and wives in the game.

She's worth the effort.

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see a complete change in personality in the very few events the game gives you is garbage may as well of just started her as a different character it would have felt less random then

retard

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She's obviously a softy deep down, you can see it in some of her early dialogue.

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Hayley a cute.

oh shit, you mean a characters personality changes over events that can only happen when you take time to interact with them?

damn dude, you're a fucking genius

WHY DOES SHE EAT ROCKS

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Because the dev was a retard who didn't double check his dialogues and reddit latched onto that meme because it's so "quirky and random xddd".

>tfw there's no mod that summons a skinwalker that picks off the townspeople one by one and you can't tell who's been replaced

big think

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>cucks you at 8 hearts
Pretty sure he changed the dialogue for that whole scene because even reddit was mad about it

But if you can't tell who's replaced then what's the point? There could already be one slowly picking people off unmodded

glad this meme is dripping out of /fit/

I love expansion like this where it becomes self destructive and addictive ruining them and their lives by turning them into walking sex toys. Bonus points for burning their brains out and making them retarded.

top right or bottom left all day baby

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>doesnt tell the shoe size of the women

what a shitty data sheet, just fucking delete it

>haley
>5'5

Perfection.

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Bottom right

Man I really want a mod where the sprites are replaced by 90s anime artstyle (as well as maybe some ghibli influences)
would be pretty cash

What's it like being illiterate? I clearly said the problem is that you have so few events that her personality change makes no sense there's not time for it to happen it's just instant.

i dont know whats it like being a bitch

haha gotem

>footfag

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All terrible, I'll wait for RF4 to come out.

i'd rather you have called me a faggot instead of calling me Clint. that was actually horrible of you user.

i want to defend sam's smile

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>gay Haley

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Haley so much, maybe Leah if she was futa

You're right. I am sorry user.

>futa haley

GODDDDDDDD GIVE IT TO ME

>player characters have an extra pixel because their feet are drawn at an angle, and alex has massive boots for some reason
>that random variance in character that have the same pixel height
s t o p

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>playing a game with straight wh*toids in it
ishygddt

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>>emily - requires you to cuck clint

And that's why Emily is best girl

Why isnt there any futa haley porn REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=futanari stardew_valley

i even tried to help clint with her but he kept chickening out

you snooze you lose, pallie

I love Stardew valley threads

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Haley is the only one that looks like a farm girl, so I always pick her

I LOVE HALEY

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Leah*

>Yuri

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>Farm games don't have milfs or cakes to marry
>Farm games don't have magical or monster girls to marry
>The only porn mod is fucking shit
SV is a boring game.

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>playing with the default portraits

>Manage to get Haley to 4 hearts before the flower dance
>Towns folk wondering why the fuck that new dyke who rolled into town is dancing with their sweet Haley

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HNNNNNNNNN

Fpbp

No others look good, they're either anime, or ugly styles

playing with ones i'm not used to feels weird anyways. i'm too used to vanilla. only mods i'll really use would be porn mods if there even were any.

I want a footjob from Haley!

tfw can't fill the hole in Jodi's heart and cunt

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Her one flaw, but it's a huge one

>all the milfs are married

why is there suffering

>That entire set
>Isn't a mod
Fuck.

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>Footjob from Haley
You and I are kindred spirits. Now the real question is, painted toenails or no?

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Best girl and best wife material.

I love you user

painted of course, and on haley, a light blue would be perfect, same with her sister

Female Sam is literally best girl and should have been in by default

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footfags pls go

SO MANY OTHER GREAT GIRLS BUT THEY'RE OFF LIMITS THANKS DEVS

Yeah. I was legitimately pissed that Robin was married and Marnie was a back alley slut for the mayor.
I'm a simple man. I like milfs and thicc.

I've married everyone though, and I think Haley is best girl now.

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Look at these some of these old designs for Maru. Her current look is awful

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>That entire set
Sauce?

oh come on, we're at least spoilering out convo

bottom, third to the right probably would've been pretty good, perfect if she had the curly poofy hair of one of the top ones.

the glasses need to stay off

There are people that actually like Maru lmao.
She does have one really good heart event, but she is unredeemably ugly.

Dude was lazy as fuck, from what I heard, he hated writing the characters, thankfully I never wasted money on the game.

Tits.

anyone got any good stardew valley memes or reaction pics

just got a new pc and need to make a Yea Forums folder

porn is welcome too

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me in the back

>Caroline getting fucked in the background

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I will take that Emily, thank you.

Me, also in the back ;)

based footfag

Abigail
+probably has big tits
+probably hasn't been fucked yet
+purple hair
-product of cuckoldry
-wants Sebs goth dick
-dad is a loser but will beat you up if you mistreat her
-will probably die in the mines someday and you will get blamed for it.

Penny
+Sweet and innocent
+good with kids
+probably hasn't even kissed anyone yet
-her life is a trash fire
-her mom will drink you under the table
-will judge you if you drink
-probably wears granny panties and doesn't shave her pussy

Leah
+probably a demon in bed
+nobody likes her but the obviously gay Elliot
+supposedly has artistic talent.
-still hung up on her ex
-bisexual
-likes her wine
-makes wooden dildos that are guaranteed to be bigger then your dick

Haley
+becomes a better person because of you
+always wants to fuck after being married.
+will take good care of you
-you will have to listen to her bitch about her sister all the time
-probably flat chested
-doesn't seem to get along with anyone but you.
-expensive tastes.

Maru
+black woman ass and gigantic boobs
-black everything else
-her dad is probably going to murder you for touching his perfect daughter
-she should be building robots to destroy the fucking gotoro empire, not on your fucking farm watering crops.

Emily
+crazy chicks are good in bed
+won't spend your money on clothing since she makes her own
+may actually be magic
-either the town bicycle or she is leading everyone on.
-will probably cheat on you with Shane, Sandy, Gus and even Clint.
-Had more cocks in her than a urinal at a gridball stadium

Maru is goat, but Yea Forums will never admit that because she's a nigress

nice fanfiction, are you literally 14?

>That artist did porn of Haley as well

Shut up and post farms

>doesn't shave her pussy
>negative
YIKES

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My nigga

>no polygamy with sam and sebastian
shit game

are you alright user

I do. If I wanted to marry I girl I'd marry Maru. But I only ever marry boys

>not liking a little fuzz down there

actually gay, aren't you?

>+probably hasn't even kissed anyone yet
she's literally fucking sam

fuck woops sorry user i misread your post

Lewis was probably letting a sigh of relief. Marnie had always been just a quick fuck to him, but started getting clingy. Now he can move on to younger prettier women like best girl robin

me in the back on the left

unironically disgusting

Post mods. Also, content patcher picked the absolute worst abbreviation to go by.

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Reminder for penny fags youtu.be/D-9B_BjEIdg?t=90

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Read the first YouTube comment, bub

>CBJ stuff
>UI info suite
>genderswap/shane girl mod and dialogue fix
>Kisekae
>Tractormod
>Skull Cavern Elevator

I wish furries didn't exist so we could enjoy animal people without being associated with some degenerate jerking off while wearing a sports mascot costume.

>th...the dev said that she meant the exact opposite of her actions so it's okay
Why are cucks so pathetic?

No way in hell Penny or Abigail own anything that lewd

The Holy Trinity. Robin, Caroline and Jodi.

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Fucking hell you are boring, user.

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>scas
i'm still mad he didn't make foot art of any of them

based and furpilled

Imagine being the town bull, breaking those milfs to your will.

>DUDE HE LIFTED HER ONTO A TREE
>THAT TOTALLY MEANS THEY'RE FUCKING, RIGHT?

I see this and all I can think off is Kat from Senran Kagura

This. If your vagina doesn't look like a 1960's afro then I ain't going to licc.

Objectively Leah. As long as she was still intimate with me if she were to cuck me then there's no downsides.

>most portrait mods only focus on the girls/guys
>have to play enduring the clashing artstyles
Fuck that. Why can't modders go the extra mile?

MY BRETHREN

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that bee girl tho

>want to start playing again
>can't decide if I want to continue my save or start a new one
what do

I played it back around release. Stopped about half way into year 2. Heard he added a lot of new content, which is why I was considering making a new save.

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People who smoke weed have no personality.

>can draw a little bit
>but just barely for what i want to do
>have so many ideas to draw the girls of stardew
>not very good at digital art, need way more practice
>life is suffering
>tfw no foot art, cute but also sexy art, lighthearted art, etc., etc.

bump, please dont die yet, stardew threads are always so comfy

>ur waifu a shit
>lewd fanfiction
>comfy
could the bar be any lower?

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its a comfy game and any discussion toward it is welcome. how about you contriboot instead of being a big poopy shit face

blargsnarf

>the kemono mod that never will be finished,
still mad

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How easy is this game to mod? Are there tools that can edit the script and create new heart events?

>Haley
>probably flat chested

Bro, I specifically chose her because in her default pic, her boobs round out the bottom of the pic, unlike any girl. She is clearly, canonically stacked, which makes sense as her character is totally the hot, bitchy ex-highschool cheerleader who gets nicer when you open her up.

I don't even have to look at the rest of your list for being that wrong, never lost a list ever again, in fact just got off the internet for good.

Both of the ladies on the right for high impact sexual violence, low impact consensual cuddling, and marriage material.

But between the two of them, Leah is still the superior choice

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Well people already made new characters and events and shit like that. You can find more for anything basically so you can mod it but im not sure how easy it is

this is some based shit

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>can't marry Marnie

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Balloon and dome tits are a miracle of the universe.

idk what this is, but its cute as hell!

my nigger

>have to decide on farm layout

uninstall desu

rofl artist so desperate trying to force in titties into small portrait, giving them boobs that start at shoulder height.
you couldnt possibly be attracted to this

>-might actually cuck you with one of those millionaires to whom she sells her art

>When the farmer by the third year is literally CEO of the valley and has a net worth of many millions

Thanks.

You can build Penny a house in the game and her mom promises to shape up once that happens

>putting not shaving as a negative

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The artist stopped working on this after it spead, and said something about not doing this for free anymore. This all there is to this mod

What you guys think of Sandy ?

?

Penny is best.

>>sweet with huge breasts

Yes please

>MtF Penny isn't passable
lmao at least it's realistic

i wanna fuck her, her feet, and eat her out

It's a Yea Forums meme you pleb

>all are cow-tits comnsters
yeeww

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pedos please leave

>Albino Demetrius
Damn even blacks aren't special enough anymore.

>get away from rune factory because that game will never let me marry older women
>modders turn everyone in stardew into lolis
Persona 5 is my only refuge

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Abigail and Penny are the only right choices.

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>Penny
More like Penis.

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>Haley
>probably flat chested
WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone's older designs are better honestly. Don't know why he fucked it up so much.

lmao

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>Clearly very diferent characters
>Exact same body type
Why do people keep doing this?

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That tends to happen on one-man projects, you look at them so much you don't know what to do with them yourself, that's why editors are a thing everywhere from literature to the movie business, having a fresh set of eyes to help with creative decisions is invaluable

Ask the devs of garbage like DoA and Senran Kagura.

It's infuriating.

Why would this game ever introduce these sorta plots? It's sad and unneeded...

You’ve only met burnouts then, faggot

Still got this mod if anybody wants it

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Does it change all the villagers pictures or just bachlorettes?

>tranny penny
>gives her a man chin

>modding with the incentive to get paid
Wrong line of work with that thinking.

No, just the bachlorettes. This is all there is to this mod

Well, that's pointless then. Thanks anyway.

>western devs

bump

Is this a mod or just random art?

Tis a shame, but at least we got the furry mod which is the next best thing

Maru fucking sucks and I've only seen people with a serious case of jungle fever that even consider marrying her, and even then they usually go for Leah or Abigail.

>blargsnarf
Whats the mod?

Forest or standard

>big mp patch fixed my main gripes that primarily concerned animals and recipes
>still can’t find the motivation to keep playing
Fug

Sure drop it.

no idea what you mean user
my.mixtape.moe/tavuzf.rar

Chuunibyou who can't even beat the 1st level of Prairie King
Daughter of a Single Mother
Abandoned her past relationship to "find herself" in the country
Dumb and dismissive, at least when you first meet her.
Believes FAR too strongly in free will. Also a mulatto if that type of thing is an issue for you.
In a world where magic actually exists, manages to believe in an entirely -different- type of magic. Probably also believes in horoscopes and the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator.

Thank you

>Believes FAR too strongly in free will. Also a mulatto if that type of thing is an issue for you.
You might see why see deludes herself with it, to escape predetermined fate of being mixed. Which is sad and pathetic in the end.

>and she's got an ass
Explain further

>shakes her hips
>pulls up dress seductively showing her leg off
muh dick

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I don't think Maru's fate is screwed.
Her dad is a scientist and still married to her mom, so he's obviously not your typical stereotype.
Penny, on the other hand ... daughters of single mothers are doomed to turn into their mothers. RIP Penny.

>In a world where magic actually exists, manages to believe in an entirely -different- type of magic. Probably also believes in horoscopes and the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator.
Yeah, I'm really getting sick of Emily getting bullied for this. Buncha cranky old cynics up in here.

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>fetal alcohol syndrome face
truly a dedicated artist

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Stardew Valley dollars are like zimbabwe dollars, user.

Thinking of maybe playing Stardew again, but maybe with mods this time.

Anything good that doesn't break the immersion and is genuinely enjoyable? I dont like mods that cheat the game, because then whats the fucking point

The only correct answer. She is gap moe at its finest.

Penny is love, Penny is life, save her from her trailer.

I can't find a proper gif right now, but for some reason the aprite for her showing her leg reminds me too much of Kefka slaping his ass and mocking the characters.

top right

Damn, I feel retarded I've never noticed that.
She truly is best girl

you're welcome, friend

Abigail's mom is best girl

bump

*cough*
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2186262

*coughs again*
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I got a mod for additional dialogue and diverse outfit change for each season

>you can't romance sandy
Biggest crime in the game.

>a gold digger who's as interesting as a sack of potatoes
>a gamur gurllll lol so randumb roastie
no thank you

>Debate

>Penny is the best girl. Even objectively.
>Emily was a very close second before she even became an option, now she isn't
>Haley is good
>Abigail is quirky tumblr girl but other than that isn't so bad
>Leah is good if being her first doesn't matter to you
>Maru is what people who want to be different choose

oooh, gimme

None of the SV girls are actually interesting so you might as well just go for your fetishes.

In my case it was:
>gamer girl
>dark hair color
>seems willing to have sex

>short cute hair
>cute shy girl
>it's actually the nicest person around
>redhead

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UH OH
Why are there so many degenerates

man who makes these mods?

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what mod is this?

HE'S GOING TO SAY IT

It's obviously white blots added manually on top of a picture of this unmodded textbox, idiots.

It's just an, there is a Jas Yandere mod however that I recommend
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/609

i didn't even debate whether it was a mod or not, all i did was call him a degenerate for even having that. neck yourself faggot

>tfw no monster girl breeding mod

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me on the right

why couldn't this be a full portrait pack? The only ones I find are tumblr art shit.

>Not making Haley a Mink
Weak

WHY CAN'T YOU MARRY ROBIN? SHE HAS THE BEST PERSONALITY AND SPRITE.

FUCK NIGGERS

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sauce for portaits

>there are people in this thread who left Penny to wallow in misery with an alcoholic piece of shit mother, no father, and a tiny trailer that leaks when it rains

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for the first 30 seconds I thought it was just a picture of Shane dreaming of being a farmer and living a free life and I could relate, but then realization hit me that it's degenerate homo garbage
fuck off

Yeah? People deserve the circumstances they're born into, especially if they don't do anything to try to improve them.

I built that bitch a house she can deal with her worthless mother

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Whiteknight detected

You got a dick fetish, we get it.

What?

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Forced meme

damn you sound like a closet homo
fucking excuse me, what

source

Just a reskin.
You can't breed them.

>degenerate for loli shit
Back to reddo/whereever the fuck you crawled from, faggot.

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What was the original dialogue like?

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Don't remember it exactly but she makes out with the emo dude in a tree.

Is this from an actual portrait pack?

>penny - actively cucks you at 8 hearts
... did i miss something? i tought you only had that talk with the kids in the forest

>Hair behind ears
Gross

I know man fucking idiot for not choosing to be born in a rich family haha

>implying the onus is on you

Any other young bachelor in the village could do that, and I'm sure one of them will gladly tap that ass that you just know is a major sub in bed

She made out with Sebastian under some tree. Dropped her right there

she got fucked up against a tree

Why the fuck would they think that'd be okay?

Shill this game to me, it looks fun but I want to know whats it's strong points and how much can you mod it?

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why is the first post always so based

She had the fucking audacity not to be a kissless virgin as a single woman

>purposely ignoring the other part of the post
Yeah, you definitely deserve to be in your predicament.

>Cucks you
>Anons still try to defend her
Honestly user, if she actively tries to run the one good thing she has going on, does she really deserve anything else?

Because Pennyfags need to know their taste is shit.

>High hearts
>Single

>made me feel like a kid again
>played ~80 hours in around five days
>amazing music and lovely pixel art

Roast-beef detected.

it's freaking Harvest Moon
you just relax, arrange your farmland, plant your crops, tend to your animals, talk to villagers, etc

Recommend me a portrait mod Yea Forums. One that flatters every character

Also no anime

You realize you can do the same dang thing to her right? In fact you should get high hearts with every girl so you can see their stories and then marry one once they all topped out

JAS IS CUTE

Just pirate the last version, its not really worth the money, modding community is not there yet.

>-bisexual
How the fuck is this bad?

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>one that flatters every character
>no anime
Well, now you're just being difficult on purpose.

Because le epic Joe Rogan meme

You would objectively be in the wrong for doing it, user. Just like she's in the wrong for doing it. Also you seem to confuse 'can do' with 'will do.'

The only issue with Penny was that she is dealing with an alcoholic mother, that is abusive, and is unable to move out on her own. And, with later updates, you can finally give Pam a home and job again, turning her life around.

Plus, Penny with the anime portrait mod to give her glasses and better looking hair is fucking LIFE

How does the mod Poligamy works? My wife just stays in bed and cant buy more items to marry people.
Also cant someone drop some files from Violated Heroine and add sex scenes?

Bisexuals are more likely to cheat since they can't get everything they need sexually out of one partner.

And she cucks you.

How fucking boring can you be

>they can't get everything they need sexually out of one partner

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Just because they like men and women doesn't mean they need both things in their life to be happy, that's just a myth.

>every character
why
you barely talk to any character other than maybe the bachelors

>people who smoke weed have no personality
Based on your original post you have no personality user

Does this mean that pansexuals require a partner of each of the 63 genders to be sexually content? Because boy that sounds rough

Pansexuals aren't real and neither are 63 meme genders.

He was obviously making a joke you retard

i want Alex to choke me...

Pansexuals require pans. Duh.

penny's mom

I genuinely modded the dialogue in the "all the girls find out you're cheating" scene to have them propose an orgy instead

Is it cuckoldry to allow your wife to fuck other women and don't allow her to fuck other men?

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fucking based

Not if you do it together.

I do this with my gf, but I am allowed to fuck other girls as well
It works out really well actually, we both get turned on by the idea of thinking about the other person fucking other women, also my gf doesn’t really like any men except for me so there’s no worries about her fucking another guy

Yes, unless you do

>Anthony Burch is back to post his fantasies

Who?

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>also my gf doesn’t really like any men except for me
She's def seeing one and you'll have no argument against it.

7 9 8 7 5 6

Before the blue hair girl was made available there was a poll on who was next to be made romance. The moms were includedn in the poll.

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This user is going places.

game turned to shit anyway after dev skyrocked the prices of wood, stone and minerals

>tfw no sweater ginger milf gf

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I live with my girlfriend, we are both college students and know each other’s schedules, whenever she isn’t at school she is with me at home, also we share each other’s location on our phones so if I wanted to I could check where she was anytime I want (but I don’t) we tell each other whenever we are going to hook up with other people, although she rarely hooks up with other girls, for her to be seeing another man she would have to skip several days of school for me to notice that she isn’t home which is impossible considering she’s a med student
Cope faggot

>Jodi's husband is a soldier
>Jodi is literally named after a term related to soldiers being cheated on while they're deployed
>can't romance her

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>Leave phone at house
>Fuck guy in his dorm
Why are you acting like hookups are a multiday thing? See person fuck person leave

I always marry Maru;
AMA

Best mod make babies with Harriet everyday.

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How does it feel having shit taste?

>165cm
man, your girls are hella small

>not getting the harem mod and marry every girl
You're missing out

based anons

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nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/341

Again, I would notice that she isn’t home
There is almost never a time when one of us is at home alone

You will never be in a universe where you can marry Abigail, have kids with her, divorce her, turn kids into birds then marry her mom.

I've always wanted a Game where you can literally fuck with EVERY NPC on the game.

Come'on, I can't be the only one, right?

get cucked faggot

Non-joke answer
Vincent says something like "Penny and Seabass sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

>get this mod because of the sebastian
>tell friends I have it
>they all mock me
I deserve this fate

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This is the game where you get cucked, not the other way around.

the ability to show restrain and be loyal to a single partner is related to the person itself, not their sexual preference.

Well according to other people it got changed? Is that the new dialogue or the old?

Was a Haelyfag but now even after her retarded sjw rant at her dad I still love her

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>sjw rant
Que?

Pretty good user

Abigail
>gamer gurrrrl bait of pathetic nerds and people that person who like girls that are "unique"

Haley
>selfish, materialistic, vapid cunt whomst becomes ever then slightly less of one after "character development"

Leah
>used goods

Maru
>literal garbage

Penny
>boring "white knight" bait

Emily
>lol then random myself am xd

I made the very first lewd mod and I'm proud of it

Its definitely what they would be referring to, so thats probably the line that was changed if it was.

Also I think I messed up, the guy was Sam, not Seabass

based

god please i want female Shane

>buying any of these in the first place

Nigga, you're supposed to collect this shit yourself

One of her heart events (can't remember which one) but you meet her in the graveyard at night and her dad finds her and tells her to help her mom with dishes and she's like "cuz I'm a woman" and shit to him

a shed full of kegs requires like 3000 wood. that like 4-5 times choping every wood in the forst+mountain

The best part is where Abby tries to go into the mines for the first time but is scared shitless. Her facade totally crumbles and before you know it she's clinging to the safety of your arms

Get chopping then bitch

What does Haley smell like

>protecting girl from something that would scare you shitless irl
Name a better gaymer fantasy

Heaven and roses

Probably Forever 21 and the Abercrombie bargain bin

>See shane outside with drinks near a cliff
>realize later its a suicide attempt

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Does this mod come with a slaughter house?

yeah you

If that's what actually happens it sounds more like kids being shitters rather than it being something that actually happened.

that faint mcdonalds smell you cant get off your hands even after you wash them with dish soap a couple times

fresh baked cookies, freshly brewed ground coffee, cinnamon rolls, a sea breeze, roses, mint and your mommy

Any mod that makes Morris a happy merchant?

Doesn't Clint already have a couple lines reacting to your marriage with Emily in the actual game though?

Nah but you can get a mod that adds some. At least I think it does.

>pans
wow way to show your ignorance
pansexuals are only attracted to pandas

>and my mother
That does something to my heart.

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>knowingly cucking a soldier who's deployed
why would you ever feel good about doing this

t. soldier

There's a mod that makes him wear Jotaro's outfit.

So... The point of this game is to mod it until it's just another porn game?
I don't see the appeal of farming games and every thread ends up just being dudes talking about there favorite waifu and mods.
Is the game just not good and requires the porn? Because there are just porn games out there you know...?

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You got me. I was lucky enough to have a very loyal gf who wouldn't ever dream of cheating on me, but I've known guys who had their girlfriends and even wives admit to cheating on them while they were gone, or had broken up with them while they were deployed.
Anyway so how about those video games eh?

no but a butcher mod exists and it works with them

should we tell him, boys?

>Wasting trips on cringe memes

Have sex

This thread was started as a Waifu thread, most other stardew threads have farming discussion
But I mean look at any game that has a romance/marriage system and you’ll see the same thing in any of their threads.
And the appeal of stardew is in its music and charm, and as for the gameplay it’s all about improvement and automation kind of like factorio where you constantly upgrade to get more resources to upgrade further

What a shitty get
Kys

Emilyfags pls go

>same chin as all the female characters
It's the height to me that's obvs different

Play the game faggot, before making assumptions

What's the blonde one's name?

>Watch the gay porn before you judge homophobe

>epic sip reaction image while spewing retarded assumptions

Hailey

What a retarded analogy
>comparing porn to vidya
>imagine being this retarded

Nobody wants to watch your home movies

Not gonna lie, black Emily makes me diamonds

>no flat chests

she's hot
big boobed blonde bimbos are great

>blue hair
>purple hair
>dyed hair in general

DROPPED.