Name a Christian game you played recently or you're coming with me to church

fuck off Mike

Congratulations. There's nothing unfortunate in that.

its adventures of christ chan or something
fucking weird comic

i'd get dante's inferno if it was actually complex
instead I'm gonna go for NG2

If you try to take me to church, even going so far as to make me sit up near the front for that fresh-squeezed Jesus instead of the stale Jesus you get in the back then I'm going to play the penis game.

>I'm going to play the penis game
How do you play penis game?

It's the game where you shout penis as loud as you can, and then your buddy tries to shout it louder than you. And you go back and forth.

Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus

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Castlevania Lords of Shadow maybe

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>jews are the villains
>a physical representation of the /pol/ board as a main protag
ooh thats gonna be a yikes from me senpai

what the other user said but you start out by whispering and the next person has to repeat the word penis in a slightly higher tone. the person who says it the loudest is the winner, which is usually mom since she gets mad and shouts YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THE PENIS GAME IN CHURCH.

jews are the villains though

Devil May Cry.
You kill demons.

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All abrahamic religions are the villains. Atheism is the hero.

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Friendly reminder that Baptists and American Evangelicals are NOT Christians and belong in the same category as Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses!

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Jews hate jesus so much that they say he is in hell boiling in semen

Because of /pol/

>jews are villians

They murdered the son of God.

/pol/tards are just Christian to be contrarian

Ghost Recon Wildlands.

Illegally entering a foreign country, destroying everything, killing everyone, and leaving.

>Being religious in 2037-2×9

Imagine being this much of a faggot

I'm not a believer myself, but I think there's a lot of degenerates in society who need Christianity. It's better to be around christians than other religions, too.

IMO the only people hate christianity are gays who can't control themselves. As an athiest I think they're fine.

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atheism is retarded, Christianity is the least destructive/offensive of all abrahamic religions and the easiest way to prove them all to be false is the ritual genital cutting.

Based and tolerancepilled.

Degenerates need morals, not religion. Priests are degenerates that always get caught doing sexual stuff themselves. That why people don't take their religion seriously anymore.

Graven image

How long until the culture shift dictates that hyperaggressive internet atheism is trendy again?

Nice to their "neighbors". Biblical morality doesn't apply to foreigners.

I want to marry christ-chan!

Taking Christ-chan requests!
Heretical ones preferred.

>Being an iconoclast
Get a load of this heretic.

I'd rather be around observant Buddhists than observant Christians

Crusader Kings 2

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>the only people hate christianity are gays who can't control themselves
So christian priests? They're gays that can't control themselves around little boys.

make her nice to black people and reject white supremacy lmao

>obese
>obnoxious
>dumb
>fractured relationship with his family
>shit taste in music
>literal micropenis
>hygienically inept, admitting several times that his severe BO has gotten him into conflicts in his day to day life
>sexual deviant (banana up butt, scalding hot cooking oil on micropenis, fantasises about being gang-raped and eaten, several relationships with trannies, made remarks to suggest he has pedo tendencies, etc etc)

Just a friendly reminder that a significant portion of Yea Forums doggedly defended this man for years.

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>"user you still haven't named a Christian game you've played yet"

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I'm scared of dying bros. Hell sounds horrible and heaven sounds like everyone will be forced to be the same.

No you wouldn't.

There are no christian games. I'm reading a book on christian theology though so don't make me go to church.

I see the genital cutting as an irreconcilable evil because I was so personally hurt by it.

Doom

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SMT Strange Journey Redux, that counts right?

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Luckily for you, both are fictional locations from books. You might as well be worried about ending up in Narnia.

Wow you're too hip for heaven. Now I've seen it all.

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Thats because i want to go to church witn you, silly goose

I really would
Christians are overly puritan

Make her abuse little boys

i dont mind going to church with you
its been so long since i went to church with someone

But that's not heretical, it seems par on course.

>he's never stood against the devil
familypcgames.com/?page=shop.product_details&category_id=15&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=40&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1

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Literally who?

Yeah, fear of death is scary. It almost makes you want to believe anything to escape from it.

You're thinking of catholics, my fellow athiest. Normal christians don't actually have the whole "preists can't have sex" thing that turns their bishops into murderers. You ever watch the simpsons? Reveran Lovejoy has a wife for a reason.

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Halo 2

i read the bible in cataclysm:DDA

When you add the concept of eternity to it, anything can become horrifying.

Friendly reminder Catholics NEVER read their Bible.

I like you user

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>physical representation of the /pol/ board
You have never been to /pol/, have you?
Go try acting like a christianfag there and count the seconds before you get called a cuck, go on.

chrism oil

Only jews do that as part of their religion. It's a common practice outside of that because there's a lot of health benefits, like 50% reduction in STD contraction rates, and 90% reduction in glands cancer rates.

Catholic priests never had a problem with gay sex until the 20th century and celibacy has been a requirement for them for the entire history of the Church. For some reason you think it's okay to break the rules 1600 years later.

Puritians on the other hand were masters of normalizing the most extreme forms of infant genital mutilation that aren't even biblical and forcing them on the entire population.

the player and Mako are the equivalent of Adam and Eve

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Binding of Isaac is christian right?

They are internet "christians". Basically just roleplaying

>w..why won't this fictional character be nice to me :(
Your posts are pathetic. nig nog.

The ones I've seen aren't like that. I live in the most christian part of my country. It's great. Everyone is so friendly.

DOOM

Devil May Cry 5

honey select, when i fucked you repeatedly

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Metro exodus

>wanting impotent old men getting tingles in their dick by telling you to be submissive slave to them
Why on earth would any straight man ever want this? Going to church is gayer than going to gay bar.

You seem to literally have no idea what you are talking about. Normal christians are the protestants, and Catholics ALWAYS raped kids. Nobody gives a shit about "puritans".

Remember when christchan was the /pol/ mascot instead of the frog?

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>50% reduction in STD contraction rates
1. only a select number of studies in Africa found this
2. that was relative risk, not absolute risk
3. absolute risk was less than 1.5%
4. the majority of studies in Africa around that same time found a negative or non-existent correlation
5. predicted rates in Africa have not show this 50% reduction
6. America, the largest western neonatal genital mutilators also has the highest rates of sexually-transmitted infections/diseases
7. you are removing Langerhan's Cells and other immune defenses
8. those "researchers" were marketers trying to find cause for it's continuance in Northern America
>90% reduction in glands cancer rates
the rate of penile cancer is 1/250000

there is nothing healthy about genital mutilation

I'm no longer Catholic but fuck you. Catholics are still better than other Christians. You're probably one of those nonsense Christian branches like Seventh Day Adventists that's full of crazy fucking lunatics.

Rape Day

I'm not going to church today
it's saturday

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Touhou ~ The Last Comer

A religious person committing sin is not a reason to completely write off religion. It's less that a priest being caught doing something degenerate means that religion is a sham and more that he is just weak and is unable to follow his convictions. Just because someone follows Christ doesn't mean they're a perfect angel descended from the heavens. Mankind is simply flawed and that's not me making excuses for bad actions, I'm just acknowledging reality.

There are no health benefits. They are flimsy justifications that have changed throughout the ages. We used to say it cured anxiety and paralysis.

>like 50% reduction in STD contraction rates
you're pulling numbers out of your ass, and the study referenced by the AAP that makes the claims about STD rates used a ridiculously flawed methodology. They fucking taught the circumcised group how to used condoms, but didn't teach the uncircumcised group, for example. The cancer claim is also ridiculous. Penile cancer is literally one of the rarest cancers on the planet. Only the elderly get it, yet we mutilate infants. Moreover, even if all the medical claims in the world about it were true, does it actually merit a prophylactic amputation of one of the most nerve dense parts of your body? When is circumcision a preferable to stop STD transmission over, I don't know, a fucking condom? Only in America do we try to put up this charade of "medical benefits". The rest of the subhuman parts of the world that do it, do it religiously.

The primary purpose of circumcision has always been a moral one. Ritual genital cutting is a deep dark hole that's better left untreaded, because at the end of it is only suicidal depression over the horrors of what was actually done to you. All of the rationalizing in the world couldn't keep me from disbelieving in a Christian God. Even after understanding the differences between bris milah and bis perriah, for example, because at the end of the day both of them are still a blood sacrifice designed to permanently damage sexuality and make you feel inferior. God isn't a dick cutter.

Castlevania 3

christian girl will make atheist bf go to church
many such cases

>30 chapters of neo nazi garbage in comic form
I'm impressed.

2hu jesus best jesus

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Mother 3

American Christians mutilated their kids because they believed in anti-masturbation purity bullshit

>Normal christians are the protestants
ah, yes, the "normal ones"

I was a protestant my whole life. I went through a phase of beliving every protestant heresy in existence. If Christianity is true at all, it's either Sedevacantist Catholicism or Eastern Orthodoxy, but protestantism is a laughable impossibility.

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>America, the largest western neonatal genital mutilators also has the highest rates of sexually-transmitted infections/diseases

No, that's quite easily disprovable. Russia the athiest country is higher by far, especisally in terms of HIV. All african nations are higher as well.

Well yeah, if one party in a relationship is serious about their religion and the other isn't so much, it'd probably be considered a bit strange if the latter didn't go along just as a common courtesy.

If you're both serious about it, usually you have to pull double shifts or you go alternating weeks.

Religion is a cancer that has posioned humanity and has lead to nothing more than pointless killing and opression over the ages

The original doctor who pushed it and made it standard practice in the US did it solely to try and curb masturbation and premarital sex. He also tried to get female circumcision to take hold at the same time, it didn't, and shortly before or after get certain cereals banned because they used some sugar and didn't taste like cardboard. He never once did any of it because of actual health benefits, it was all about religion and that it was sinful.

I don't give a shit about the question of which is most true. Did you miss me saying I'm athiest? Protestants are simply better people. To an atheist, that is what matters.

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Russia is not atheist country. Nordic countries are atheist countries and they have best living standards and least diseases in the world.

Because she's a spawn of /pol/, and there's a little bit of /pol/ in all of us.

>Implying that isn't just human nature at work
I always love this, people are shit with or without religion. However there are people who are decent with or without religion.

For the last time : these priests abusing children are NOT doing their mission right. Jesus, God, the Holy Spirit do not like this degeneracy...

NTR doujin when?

Women hate the worm

yeah, no, protestants are extreme judaizers and genital mutilators. At least the Catholic Church has the decency to condemn that shit as an abomination. And it's the heretical protestant's unwavering support of jews that has allowed an endless spiral of wars in the middle east to ensue.

Yea Forums talks about jews more than /pol/ at this point

Nordic countries aren't atheist, what the fuck. 74,7 percent of the population in Denmark are members of the folk church.

/pol/ needs to be exterminated

Christ, you guys are clearly coping because you have ant eater dicks. Non religious doctors all over practice it because the health benefits keep getting proven in the studies that look for them.

Religious people are SUPPOSED to be nice, and it's even usually part of their own holy books, but they're human so a lot of them need to feel superior to other people.

Think of religion like Yea Forums. There are some genuinely nice people, but it's dominated by people who either really believe some horrible shit, or pretend to believe it to better fit in.

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True i guess

Without religion we wouldve found a different excuse to do the same thing

where are you getting your numbers?

Christianity have at its fundamentals the Logos, which is Reason and Truth.
Anyone looking at the world with Reason and Truth would come to hate subhumans and leftists, and wish for their genocide.

how do you know that? seems like if god had an issue with it, he'd stop them. or tell the pope to actually make a serious attempt to root out the corruption

It never was

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Female circumsision didn't take hold because there was evidence that it had no health benefits. The same was not found for male circumsision.

Americans can't tell the difference between nords and anglos

Crazy person doing crazy shit and not pretending to be good is always better than crazy person with mass control tool spreading crazy cancer under the disguise of good.

Trails in the Sky

I miss when people used to say.
"I like jesus, I just dont like his fans."

More like non religious doctors in the US practice it because the parents tell them to.

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The only places that practice circumcision on a large scale are third-world countries. Prove me wrong.

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It's so well known that it's literally a meme on the flag boards now. Anything to do with russia is AIDS.

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Removing balls is harmless too, but we all know it's wrong.

Being nice means tolerating Evil.
Free speech means tolerating lies.
Free market means tolerating open borders.

Then good has failed if all it takes is a robe and book to convince people that something bad is actually good. People seek meaning and a sense of community which religion provides both. However it is startling easy to twist into something bad because of those desires as well.

tell me these "health benefits" then

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>because the health benefits
No, ONLY americans practice it medically, and it was ONLY normalized in america because puritans had an extreme hatred of sex and masturbation and wanted to destroy sexual pleasure. The ONLY reason it still exists today is because it's actually lucrative for doctors to hurt children, since the procedure is always covered by insurance and the neonatal foreskins get sold to a subset of the skincare industry for pure profit. Foreskin facials are a two billion dollar industry.

I have fought a battle of extreme depression over my genital mutilation. It's not a fun subject for me.

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No they aren't.

No.

religion is just authoritarianism on an existential level.

Stop being so antisemite user, we need your infant's foreskin to sell to women injecting it in their faces.
I mean, health benefits.

This is a hilariously surface level understanding of religion.

Damn I feel you bro. So glad it didn't happen to me. It's crazy how more people aren't kicking up a fuss about it. It's literally taking a part of your manhood away from you.

>meaning and a sense of community
Why you think religion is needed for any of this? Humans had meaning and communities millions years before church.

I'm sure we could find some benefits. We haven't really looked. I'm sure there's benefits to amputating your limbs. You get an immunity to breaking limbs.

I can't believe there are individuals are willing to give their trust to an Zionist Jew. At least they can help Trump make Israel great again. Neocons and Zionists make a great team.

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Religions are sets of behaviours that works as evidenced by millenia of use, but must be wrapped in mysticism since the average sub110IQ cattle have no capacity for delayed gratification and must be subject to an omnipresent judge to behave.

Legend of Zelda.

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Remember Christianity is the white mans religion. Jesus was all about out-jewing the jews.

This is why I miss the old /pol/. Trump is literally the biggest zionist president. Funny seeing /pol/ trying to defend that.

>i lost my dickiebag because i couldnt stop masturbating in preschool so i lie about foreskins being used in cosmetics on a Chechnian anal probing forum

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Zionist christian are Evil Demons since they are trying to bring about the fifth temple, yet it is provably forbidden to do so.
And they will reap the reward of their toil, namely the destruction of their homeland.

I don't have a frenulum. When I rub it I feel nothing. It's like rubbing the skin on any other part of my body. And I've got hairs growing almost halfway up the bottom of my shaft because I was cut so tight. There just wasn't enough skin so it's all scarred and red underneath. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies. A bullet would be more merciful.

And I'm just constantly gaslighted about it. Everyone just acts like it's normal. It's so horrible.

Didn't fucking Jacob Wohl get fingered shilling his own Twitter on /pol/ a few months ago?

Christianity is sand nigger religion. Paganism is white man's religion.

Everything about this is true except the foreskin having some obscure cosmetic use

>I'm sure there's benefits to amputating your limbs. You get an immunity to breaking limbs.
Also quick, effective weight loss.

>Paganism
So we should go back to being borderless nomads worshipping trees, like some other religion we could name?

Well your own propaganda image says that younger women actually prefer circumsised sex, so I don't know what your problem is.

You sadly need to remember something : the average cattle is a rhetorical thinker and do not react at all to dialectics, i.e. statistics and graph.
You need to learn rhetorics if you want to have an impact in your advocacy against jewconcision, but beware, the roots of rhetorics lie in Evil.

>i lie about foreskins being used in cosmetics
inhabitat.com/ecouterre/oprah-draws-criticism-for-endorsing-face-cream-made-from-foreskins/

it's very common in hollywood, again, it's a 2 billion dollar industry, but I know, I know, it's very anti-semitic of me to be complaining about genital mutilation

depends if JIDF or its attack dog the LARPagans are on their gay ops discord

Doom. Stronghold Crusader. The Binding of Isaac Rebirth.

Look at to understand what a rhetorical thinker is.
Speaking dialectics to a rhetorical thinker is like speaking chinese to an english speaker.

do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.

If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.

that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.

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I think the problem is your particular doc was a jew. I was done by an ordinary doc and have lots of slack. He basically just guaranteed i wouldn't get phimosis.

1 out of 7 prefer it

cirp.org/library/anatomy/ohara/

Selling baby dicks so that old hags can put them in their ugly old face. USA USA USA

Pagans had borders. For example vikings had more functional society than christcucks.