Japanese "humor"

ITS HIGH NOON

This but ironically.

I would have understood if it was a white fedora, but that's a cowboy hat.

>zoomers don't know who michael jackson is

Surprise.

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How much of a zoomer do you have to be to think the japanese invented the idea of having your character do an MJ routine?

It's a DmC reference

>old man dances to a classic acting like he's young again
is this the single most boomer scene a video game has ever done?

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Who doesn't know who Michael Jackson is? It's still not funny. It's that simple.

Yes and that's great.

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Dante is peak boomer

Congratulations you just told a better joke

Dante is the epitome of boomer kino.

Now if cavelier was a lawn mower we would be reaching peak boom

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He's doing it in front of his nephew too

Are you retarded? NT called Dante a gay cowboy. That's the reason it's a cowboy hat. It's spite.

Dante is best boy forever in all timelines.

And a clone of his mother.

And his girlfriend

>zoomers in charge of "comedy"
Ah yes, "ironic" memes wrapped in modern youth cynicism, that's the epitome of comedy.

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>American "Culture"

Emphasis on friend.

>Get my dick rock hard to use this weapon.
>IT FUCKING USES RED ORBS!
welp, newgameplus only I guess.

It boosts red orbs drops if you use it on kils

It gives you back more orbs if you're not shit

>(((western))) "humor"

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Is there anything Dante DOESN'T listen to? Didn't think he'd be into pop, but he's clearly seen Michael Jackson's performances.

When does this happen?

>implying the Japanese aren't giant degenerates

Based autist

Michael Jackson did NOTHING WRONG

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lol

HEEE HEEEEE
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

They are but they don't really advertise it as comedy

Japanese Humor is one of the best genres, im not even a weeb

>"Japanese"
Michael never turned yell'a, just diddled kids and lost his melanin as a result.

>just diddled kids
t.

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The timing couldn't be worse for him to be doing MJ moves.

The documentary is literally built upon a couple of proven liars who swore in court nothing happened. One is on tape saying he was going to frame MJ 8 days before his son came forward.

How is that an example of Japanese humor? It has actual animation

Japan doesn't care about western crap

>couldn't be worse
You mean couldn't be better. Based Capcom dabbing on kikes and jelly talentless "entertainers"

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>70% through 'Leaving Neverland'
>just sounds like the kids (men) were butthurt about Michael leaving them for other kids

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Was Michael Jackson really that famous??

based and redpilled

No doubt about it, DMC is gonna top most GOTY charts.

But that's literally how boomers act, if you find a teenager doing MJ in 2019 I'll chug two monsters.

Yes he was little one. He actually deserves the title of "King of Pop". Dude was a true entertainer through and through, the only other people I think are deserving of that title are Prince and Freddie Mercury.

Why is his hand shaking at the beginning? Is he so old that he developed Parkinson's?

>WHOO HOO *uncontrollable shaking* WHOO HOO *shits adult diaper* WHOO HOO HOO *cant chew solid foods* WHOO YEEEAH THIS PARTY IS GETTING CURAZYYY *falls off motorcycle* WHOO HOO *breaks hip bone* WHOO HOO HOO *gets Alzheimer's* WHOOOOO HOOOOO *dies of heart failure* SSSENIOR CITIZEN

The absolute state of DMC

I'd say that's an incredibly well animated cutscene, I'm impressed, can't remember a dance sequence on a game looking this good. Japanese idol games always have robotic and unnatural dancing

BROS I LOVE DMC XDDD

That's good to know. What do you like about it?

If Fortnight'd steal that dance you now they would.

youtube.com/watch?v=_fXgOeCdYME

Lmao at people thinking MJ never did anything wrong, guy was a fucking weirdo to the core, doesn't help that he looked like a lifeless doll at the end of his life. Something was wrong with that guy, and i really like his music

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Fucking kek

His hand isn't shaking, the hat is, it's a demon that he just turned into a weapon.

>african american dance
>japanese

>Sleeping with little boys its okay if you dont outright fuck them in the ass and also its fine you pay their parents to sleep with them some more

?
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?

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>something was wrong with the guy
>did anything wrong
So by posting on Yea Forums I can assume you're a serial murderer who never got laid? Nice leap of logic buddy.

based

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That was legitimately gay as fuck.

Difference is you can assume i am weird only because of what place i am posting on, you can assume MJ was weird by every-fucking-thing he did, how he talked, what he talked, how he looked etc. etc.

of course he was a weirdo, he never had a proper childhood, his father exploited him really fucking bad

God dammit this shit shouldn't have made me laugh fuck you user

>MJ is now being slandered again for whatever gay fucking reason

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MJ owned a priceless share of Sony's music catalog that was later only sold for about $200 million after his death, the kikes were after him his whole career

Being weird isn't a crime, faggot.

Pedos should be lynched even when they are dead

>SSSENIOR CITIZEN
Based

>L-Leave Michael Jackson alone he's dead LEAVE HIS LEGACY ALONE!!!!1

Ignorance.

>Oprah starts a #muteMJ campaign
>People look into the movie, realise it's shakey as fuck and start a #muteOprah campaign
>The #muteOprah campaign is bigger

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Source?

He always came across as a manchild to me, aka someone anyone could easily take (and took advantage of) so rather than me concluding that he diddled kids I just as easily assumed the people accusing him were after his money and since they knew him well understood how easy it would be to take it from his autistic manchildren hands.

There is justice in cold, cruel world of ours.

dante jackson is dabbing on dem haterz.

I used to try so hard to like this series. I just can't. Oh well...

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>SSSENIOR CITIZEN
this got me

Nine years after his death and (((they))) still don't care about us.

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Why everything has to be ironic in the west nowadays?

Fell for jewish tricks

retarded goyim

I think it's cynicism, being too fucking srs on the Internet, and embracing the unhealthy projections of shit we dump here on the Internet. I'm fucking sick of it too.

oh noess its da ((((((jewz)))))))))) :(!

It's only good if you're good, user. Give it time.

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redpilled

t. butthurt jew.

MJ was an easy target, and was the fall guy for all the perverted kikes around him that wanted to leech his wealth

this is your brain on DMT

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So my question is, why were the FBI so hellbent on ruining Michael Jackson in the first place to go to these lengths?
Was it a black thing?

>better singer than MJ
>superior writer; unlike MJ he never had to resort to outside songwriting from industry hacks like R. Kelly (a fellow pedophile)
>supremely talented multi-instrumentalist; didn't have to rely on session musicians like MJ
>produced his own music
>fucked 10/10 goddesses like Sherilyn Fenn and Vanity; didn't have to prey on children like MJ

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>"I've been found out."

He was saving children from being exploited in hollywood, can't have that.

>western "humor"
>LOL I'M SO DRUNK/HIGH RIGHT NOW

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who tf this

That's because michael groomed them from a young age, are you retarded? Michael admitted to sharing his bed with these kids, and then he would lie and say he just slept on the floor. Fuck you all that shit is true.

Don't drag Prince into this bullshit.

>he can't relatable humor funny because he can't relate
You'd find it funny too if you weren't such a loser.

he was odd and had money. The fbi monitors a lot of people for various "reasons"

Jews absolutely SEETHING

btw michael jackson is black haha
don't you feel bad for defending a black person haha
take that you pol nazis

>Nobody really quite knows the full extent of their rivalry, and I think both of those guys had an interest in keeping it somewhat mysterious because they are both mysterious dudes," Knopper tells writer Dan Hyman. "But when Prince was doing his Vegas residency around late 2006, Michael was living in Vegas. Will was a guest artist at the Prince residency, but he was also friends with Michael. So Will arranged it for Michael to be a guest in the audience at Prince's show. No one knew it really, but Prince knew it. There was a point during the show where Prince was playing bass and he came out into the audience with this giant bass—he knew where Michael was sitting—and he walked right up to Michael and started playing bass in Michael's face. Like aggressive slap bass."

>The next morning, Will went over to Michael's house for breakfast, and they're talking about Prince and the show. And then Michael goes, 'Will, why do you think Prince was playing bass in my face?' Michael was outraged. And then started going on. 'Prince has always been a meanie. He's just a big meanie. He's always been not nice to me. Everybody says Prince is this great legendary Renaissance man and I'm just a song-and-dance man, but I wrote "Billie Jean" and I wrote "We Are the World" and I'm a songwriter too.'"

PRINCE IS BASED

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youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908

Are you legitimately underage?

Whatever you say druggie.

you don't have to look far with nero and V's bird

Every race must be united in the struggle against The Chosen

Based MJ still dabbing and gravity leaning on kikes beyond the grave

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That's the really sad part. For years, a thousand people tried digging some dirt on him for nothing other than quick money. All failed. MJ was a total weirdo, but he didn't deserve all that human garbage trying to fuck him for fame, cause not a single one of those vultures was thinking of justice.

Dante is peak boomer
The story keeps him out of the final fight by having him literally take a nap

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I'm fucking hungry rn anons. What should I eat?

>gravity leaning
THE FUCKING NAIL

>every race
>/pol/tards literally accuse interacial porn of being jewish propaganda
You retards foam so hard at the mouth about kikes you can't even look inward at your own inconsistencies. Wew!

Judging that last OP thread had anons who literally never heard about MJ anime posters of course I'm not surprised why Yea Forums is shit.

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When Bowie and Prince died a few years ago we had quite a few posters here who somehow had legitimately never heard of either of them.

I laughed but more at the coincidentally poor timing of the reference.

>Taking every post at face value for the sake of dredging up the boogeyman and derailing the thread

Please consider a shotgun mouthwash.

does this really happen in game? kino as fuck, might have to pick it up, thanks OP!

I never did. Perhaps their music was so fucking shit, that's why they never became popular enough.

(You)

Here come the zoomers trying to fit in by responding to this bait