>generic green movie trailer screen
>sony/paramount
>"SEGAAAAAA" with realistic CGI Sonic doing something 90s or some shit next to it
>THIS YEAR
>FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU [] and []
>PRESENTS A MOVIE THAT'S BOUND TO BLOW YOU AWAY
>shows some scene of jim carrey acting evil and kidnapping forest animals
>WHEN AN EVIL SHOWS
>A HERO COMES TO THE RESCUE
>AND HE DOES IT FAST
>Sonic says some cheesey one liner
>*cue pop music or green hill zone remix*
>*Cop protagonist speaking to some people*
>*Jim carrey says something "evil" or "funny"
>Green Hill under attack by robots and the cops cant do anything, cop protagonist survives onslaught
>Suddenly as he's about to be attacked, the robot is quickly sent flying back from nothing
>Cop has no idea what happened
>"MY, YOU SEEM TO BE IN SOME TROUBLE"
>"...what... are you..?"
>"I'M SONIC, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG"
>cuts to some more """action""" with cop and sonic
>shows some random side characters named amy or miles prower something like that
>SONY PRESENTS
>SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
>COMING 2019
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Sorry OP, it's just bad.
Try harder next time, don't be generic.
>Well Jay, what did you think of... "Sonic The Hedgehog?"
>cop threatens Sonic because he was breaking the law
>WHOA I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I BELIEVE BLUE LIVES MATTER!!!!
OP just stop.
No, it's more like this
>desert highway
>Pans over to a speed limit sign
>Sonic zooms past that, causing it to spin around for a bit
>When it slows down we see sonic scribbled his face on the other side with sonic the hedgehog written over it
>Sirens blare
>Sonic halts and the classic sonic effect plays
>Man steps out of his car
>It's a black cop named Miles Prower
>Sir you were going too fast for this road
>Sonic: No, you're just ... too slow
>Sonic gives a cocky glance toward the camera
>Cue Green Hill remix
>Voice: This summer
>Shots of sonic dashing past cars while running from Robotnik's goons, destroying some of them too
Voice: strap yourselves in
>Robotnik: You know what they say Sonic, the more the merrier!
>He pulls out a vast arsenal of weapons that fire at ridiculously fast speeds
>Sonic: Why don't you try something new egg head
>Sonic dodges every single bullet
>Miles is stupified with his eyes wide open and turns to a white woman named Amy who is just as stupified
>Voixe: For a thrill ride like no other
>A shot of every single chase scene and explosion in the film with shitty quips mixed in
>Voice: Sonic the Hedgehog
>Music Stops
>Suddenly New York
>Miles and Sonic are ordering chili dogs
>Guy at stall hawks at Sonic
>Miles: He's my uh pet
>Man drops the chilidog but Sonic quickly picks it up with his amazing reflexes
>Man faints
>Trailer ends
Not OP (or that other user) but fair enough.
Each day we stray further from god's light.
>THIS SUMMER
>wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
>ONE HEDGEHOG
>sonic running montage
>IS GONNA SAY THE WORD
>sonic stood in front of a crowd
>zooms in on him
>NI-
>AND NOW THE WHOLE WORLD
>cars chasing sonic down a highway
>WANTS HIM DEAD
>JIM CAREY
>RYAN REYNOLDS
>SONIC THE HEDGEHOG THE MOVIE
>COMING 2019
Lol
>LOOKS LIKE THESE BLACK CREATURES, OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL EM, REALLY MEAN BUSINESS!
>homing attacks an innocent man because of his race
fucking raimi
Dang that's good but where's tails?
>cop
>good
yikes
>Shadow comes into the cafeteria on his rollerblades and guns down a crowd of school children
>that scene where they showed rouge getting mating press
HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH IT
it looks like thing 1 and thing 2 from dr seuss
i can't wait for corporations to ruin memeposting by popularizing it, so that we can have actual discussions again.
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
>be sonic fag
>read
>uncontrollable laughter
I have to watch this at a bar-theater.
Why do they always have to set movies like this in the real world? It's so fucking bland
>So ground breaking! Such a political statement! - Feminist tumblr blog 2019
>wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
NOOOOOOOOO FUCKING STOOOOOP
It's a tax evasion scheme.
2018 was a good year for business so they had to dump a ton of money into a guaranteed failure so they could write it off as losses/expenses. Even if 0 people go to see it, it's served its purpose. Just look at the Resident Evil and Hitman movies.
Starring Rob Schneider.
>Egg man twerking
>Sonic "Aaaawwkwaaarrd"
>Tails doing a headspin in the inevitable dance party ending
>"LIIIIIIIT!"
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie*
>SUPER
I fucking hate this shit every time I see it in a trailer fuck
They went after Aladdin. They're coming for The Lion King. They went after Pokemon. They're coming for Sonic. They're coming for Monster Hunter.
What's next? What do they want to ruin next?!!
This is still a trip to read.
You fucking know they're going to do that shit.
There's Mario: Minions Edition in the works.
Persona.
What are the chances they'll use this for the introduction of Metal Sonic?
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>Jim Carry acting goofy and frantic
>"He's the fastest thing alive! How can I stop him! Nothing can catch him accept... Yes... OoOOoOOoooh ye-heh-heh-hehheeesss..."
>ELECTRONIC
>SUPERSONIC
unironically, I want them to try making a movie out some rando property that nobody would've ever predicted a movie could be made of.
>Captain Crunch in an Ong Bak 2 style bonebreaking martial arts epic
This is gold. Is there more?