Drink up boys, were going home

Drink up boys, were going home...

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Wait fuck when did I join a cult?!

I think thats gonna kill me

a-user?

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Any good cult simulator games?

>sip
Ahem I have an announcement
Fuck fruit punch and chocolate milk is bas...
>collapses

Is there more than one?

Literally just a game called Cult Simulator

More occult than christian style cult though

this got a chuckle

see ya later losers

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I was hoping for something more like The Sims except you can make a cult and convince a bunch of people to kill themselves

Literally just Cultist Simulator.

Looks delicious. I'll gladly have some...

COUGH

MMO statics
arma3

>When your DPS draws Aggro and the whole party is wiped

W-whats in there??

Cult Simulator is comfy though. You can recruit people and make them ascend beyond the flesh, or murder cops who are on your tail.

Reminder that after they all drank the kool-aid, Jones was planning on escaping like a bitch, and some based chad shot him, proving there is some justice in the world.

Well you sorta can do that in the Sims. The killing part would be involuntary though.

You can just fucking murder your own cultists in CS, though. Especially if you just need to run a ritual because you're strapped for essences or need to eat somebody because MUH MARKS.

lap it up motherfuckers, it's only going to get worse.

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that's not true at all though. he shot himself dumb dumb.

Space station 13 is right up your alley if you want a cultist simulator. There is also lifeweb that allows you to start as a cultist but you have to cough up money for that one

You can play spess by going to /vg/ and finding the thread about it. /vg/station has the best cult mode to offer with click and drag gameplay as a flying sword and other cool shit

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What's the OP story? I actually don't know

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Sorry i only drink true gamer fuel

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i want hawaiian punch now :^(

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