What is the most relaxing video game?

Abzu easily

You dont relax with video games you use it to distract yourself. To actually achieve physical relaxation you need to exercise, either physical exercise or deep breathing meditation.

Civilization

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Dat nut.

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RIME

This game

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I only find the cell stage to be relaxing. Whenever I go back to playing Spore, I always start a new game so that I can play the cell stage all over again. Then I stop playing once the cell stage is over.

how is multiplayer?
i've only ever just played by myself

Noby Noby Boy.

Why would you interact with other people if you want to relax?

why are the reviews so bad? sounds like the dev is a money grubber or something?

Not the point of his question? He was probably just asking cuz someone posted the game which doesn't exactly happen often.

Hunting fans are completely and utterly retarded, incapable of understanding when something is a bug and when something is on them. If you read the comments for any patch notes, you'll see a hundred people going "WHEN U FIX SHIT?" even if there's clearly a bunch of bug fixes listed.

Hunting fans are so fucking retarded they complained when we got a cute halloween event a couple years ago because dealing with the supernatural was "not realistic" and yet the same subhumans complained that they couldn't kill "muh big 5" when the Africa reserve came out (even if cape buffalo were, in fact, huntable and the other animals are endangered IRL.)

I tried a hunting game a few years ago. The game kept crashing and my savegame kept on being deleted. Publisher and developer were completely radio silent and everybody on the forums were just saying to give up on the game because it happens to everyone.

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I remember this game used to be f2p, but many animals were behind paywalls, so everyone accused them of false advertisement and stuff

That was probably Cabela's Big Game Hunter Pro Hunts. It was a good game but it does have a massive bug that corrupts your save during the last third of the game or so. It could never be fixed because the license kind of expires and the dev stopped caring. It's not even on Steam anymore.

That said, if you still have it you can find the game's Steam forums and on there people have written and made tools to fix saves. Unfortunately it'll eventually be corrupted again so there's much one can do.

theHunter Call of the Wild is a lot like that game but with far bigger maps, far prettier and somewhat more indepth. It does lack the bullet cam though, unfortunately.

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That was the first theHunter, which is still up on the store. That webm from above is from theHunter Call of the Wild which does away with the weird subscription shit in favor of a more normal buy once then buy DLC if you want more kind of approach.

A guy got caught by a grinder today in Brazil

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>That was probably Cabela's Big Game Hunter Pro Hunts
You nailed it. That was the one.

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that probably happens every day in brown people countries

Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny

I used to play Deer Hunter a lot back in the day. I should give this a twirl.

IMAGINE THE SMELLE

Also on the US. The trashiest "white" country in the world.

Shame that nobody even mentioned the US.

Just wish the town were bigger.

this really makes me hungry for a big pile of shit

is kingdom came deliverance relaxing ? or intense ?

Terraria

MMM YUMMY MERICAN CUISINE

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Nice user, the game looks fucking amazing. played it with friend very relaxing and chill until you get to the point of racing with quad bikes and basically running into animals hop off quick of the vehicle and shoot like a african warlord.
10/10

It's german wurst retard.

import that shit to america and you’ll have lardasses consume that shit til they explode

why do that when germans already lap it up like good little piggies?

Germans were doing the same though. The problem is more american making sausages with more fat than anything else.

I'm surprised nobody ever posts the big boy version of these, they're really something
youtube.com/watch?v=nj_qvDf-PGQ

The problem with Americans is that the sugar industry is so subsidized the corps can afford to shit that stuff into everything to create more food junkies, supplemented with intentionally confusing propaganda about nutrition.

The problem with Germans, is that they're German.

I'll suck it out of the pipe it drips out of.

>The problem with Germans, is that they're German.

I find it absolutely hilarious that people try to talk down to us when they come from a country where people meaninglessly shit on a little shelf so they can smell, look at, and presumably taste some of their open-air shit before flushing.

I just learned from Reddit yesterday that the garbage disposal is unknown in countries like Germany. Lol, fucking barbarians out there I tell you.

I don't like relaxing games. I want to be in constant tension, managing several resources/statistics at the same time. Never knowing if I'll be ready for the next level. That's why FTL is one of my favorite games of all time.

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>I just learned from Reddit yesterday that the garbage disposal is unknown in countries like Germany.
I've been to Germany, you would have a hard time finding a cleaner country.

seething

This sounds like an ad.

No, FTL fans are just like that.

>I just learned from Reddit yesterday

See you fucked up on two accounts. Getting your info from reddit. And going to reddit. Feel free to fuck off anytime.

I've been playing King of Dragon Pass before bed for the last couple of days.

it's a "clean" country yet they shit on a little shelf and love shit-eating porn.

Gotta wonder how clean the ~10% arab muslim/north african muslim/pakistani population is.

That gif reminds me of my client tonight.
Huge shit. Got everywhere. Glad to be home.
The only shit of Yea Forums is shitposting.

Is your job getting shit on your face for money ?

>meaninglessly shit on a little shelf

I'm not even european but it's blindingly obvious even to me why you'd examine your shit. It's one of the primary indicators of health and dietary quality.

It's not surprising at all that copromancy is dead in countries where we have awful food and awful health education.

Xenoblade Chronicles literary used to put me to sleep because of how comfy the nighttime environments were. Really gentle music too.

Excess Express in Paper Mario TTYD

Animal Crossing New Leaf, but especially the aquarium

Zoras Domain OoT

Observatory in Majoras Mask

Great Sea in Windwaker

National Park in Pokemon Gold

Everywhere in Hotel Dusk

Ice levels in Donkey Kong Country 2

Water levels in Donkey Kong Country

Wet Dry World / Misty Mine in Mario 64

Galden Quay in FFXV

Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2

Station Square in Sonic Adventure

Cool Spot

Outrun

Uniracers

The blue cave in the flooded forest, end game bedrooms, Monster Hunter Tri

K-Ent in No More Heroes

Lego Island Info Center

Pic Related.

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>I'm not even european but it's blindingly obvious even to me why you'd examine your shit. It's one of the primary indicators of health and dietary quality.

Not european but you do play with, sniff and taste your shit.

There is absolutely 0 useful information you can get from your shit that requires it to be outside the fucking bowl.

Persona 3

There's one, checking if you have cancer.

ABA, nigga?

You're projecting pretty hard which tells me you get a little sexual tingle from poo and don't want to admit it.

>There is absolutely 0 useful information you can get from your shit that requires it to be outside the fucking bowl.
Objectively false, plus I'm pretty sure German turd shelves are inside the bowl.

Underrated post

Hol up

Is that the original okay

You know how I examine my shit? I look down between my legs at the turd in the water, I don't need to shit on a dry shelf so I can poke it and taste it

I'm watching this gif while literally shitting. Good feel.

>Cabela's Big Game Hunter Pro Hunts
Fucking excellent game for getting super baked and going on virtual nature walks (punctuated with a little Romeo Must Die/JFK Simulator murder).

So you admit you're a repressed poo-peeper.

What's repressed about not needing to carefully inspect my shit and take it apart with tweezers, you krauts have a seriously unhealthy obsession with feces

Yes.

Nobody here is german but you seem to have a lot of detailed fantasies about dissecting, smelling, tasting, and eating shit. Nobody else is posting about that stuff. It's all you, typing one-handed.

user, have you never played Flower?
You'll love it. Trust me.

sauce?

You shit on a shelf and you think you're the normal one

Thought about picking this up. Does it have good replay ability?

>haha I may be an obvious coprophile but nobody will mind if I accuse everybody who notices of being German

...Did you just admit it? I don't think poop shelves are going to save you, buddy.

The Space Stage is pretty relaxing in the "so boring you'll fall asleep" sense.

Isn't this that game that was free but only allowed you to hunt for deer on the free version?

That was the original theHunter. This is the sequel of sorts.

Pilot wings 64, most things but especially birdman

Bomberman Hero

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles

Save Rooms in Resident Evil 1, Remake, and Zero.

Nights into Dreams

Fourside. Summers and Winters in Earthbound

Ragnarok Online, High Roller Coaster (the neon luau beaches)

Lineage 2, Dwarven Character Creation village

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>head reflects the bullet

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Is that a naked chinchilla?

Lmao what a faggot

obsessed

youtube.com/watch?v=4S05ZgmM-UU

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>shit-obsessed krauts projecting their repulsive fetish onto normal people

Monster hunter can be very relaxing when you're doing gathering quests.

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People here are not normal.

>projecting

>oh no they spotted my blatant projection. I know, I'll accuse THEM of projection!

hillary please leave

>get called a freak for shitting on a shelf to inspect it with a magnifying glass
>"w-well I bet YOU'RE obsessed with shit h-haha coprophiliac"

Except you brought this on yourself by replying to a guy who said he wasn't European, and you agreed that he wasn't European in that post.
So you sound kinda pathetic at this point my dude.

But maybe you can still turn it around? I'm rooting for you, poo-bro

dat gif...
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Dark souls. The first two specifically. Majula is the best hub area of any game imo. That music, that sunset, that mansion... I wish I could live there irl.

Imagine defending shelf shitting and then pretending you don't do it yourself

Imagine thinking every user replying to you is the same person.

youtube.com/watch?v=w7LqQ7tj_u4

Imagine making like ten posts in a row filled with various tactile poop fantasies and then thinking you can distract from yourself by accusing people of being "German" after you rightly get called out as being an obvious fetishist.

Imagine being so offended that someone called your shelf shitting freakish that you refuse to stop trying to own them epic style

Good taste and same, FTL is actually relaxing even when it's tense somehow, might be the turn based and the game presenting you with such difficult situations you actually need to pause it to think about your next move for a while, meanwhile the music is always soothing with the vacuum of space background, even the amped tracks. I always play this game after a fucked up day or yet another soul crushing event.

I'm not even the one who got called shelf shitter, I just hopped in the discussion.

It's a fatto ratto

You're kinds scraping the barrel with this "nuh-uh, YOU are!" approach don't you think

Same but I kind of feel like we're picking on the retarded kid at this point.

>it's a "clean" country yet they shit on a little shelf
I always wondered why our house had German style toilets whereas others had the regular toilets where the poo drops straight into the water and it sends drops of water flying up on your butt but I later learned it's something for old people so they can check there's no blood in their shit or something, I guess that's a regular occurrence in a country where everyone eats sausage consisting of ground up bits of red meat and leftover meat refuse every day. Still nice not to have dirty drops of water deposited on your butt every time you take a shit though.

Not really no I called shelf shitting weird and you got all twisted up in this defensive angry projection

minecraft

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keanu reeves is so goddamn down to earth. it's awesome. Also, you're right about minecraft.

Even with the time limit, these games make me mellow out.

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Hatred

Molho?

Right now probably 6 player Killing Floor 2.
Ether on Hard with a noob team or Suicidal with an OK or better team.

Put 300+ hours into it, memorized every enemy's animations but still discovering interesting tactics.

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Oh, Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay. Good times.

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Banished.

RENT
FREE

Old racing games are really comfy, especially pic related.

This too.

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That’s a fucking lie

how does it feel being so completely inferior to another country that you have to tell everyone how ass blasted you on an anonymous basket weaving forum?

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Ironically, hot dogs aren't bad for you.

>ctrl f Tetris
>no results
As expected from Yea Forums

Nitrate free hot dogs*

I have still never beat it, even on easy. How the fuck am I supposed to do it? I almost have every ship unlocked, and I didn't cheat, so I kinda know what I'm doing.

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was there a video? just curious haha

You got that confused with grindr

getting caught on either probably ends the same same way in brazil

for me it´s this game

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>we're supposed to magically know what game youre talking about from a webm and nothing else

Elite Dangerous is still a maximum comfy game for me. Something about a semi-realistic space fairing truck sim just really does it for me, whether it's cruising to gaze at unique planets in a system to scavenging materials from wrecks.

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does this help?

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VtMB ?

maybe this one does the "magic"

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I thought it was evil with the first webm.

ATTENTION
THIS POSTER IS KIM JUNG UN

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Isn't there a video like that but with a horse

Imagine the smell

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>This poor Korean guy has to watch this fat fucking idiot laugh over his job
Fuck Communism

>have hemorrhoids
>can never feel pleasure while shitting ever again
kill me

>NK
>Communist
Pretty sure it's a dictatorship and pretty sure that worker is thinking more about how he is starving to death.

You have my sympathy. I had one only once and it was rough. Since then every easy doodie is a blessing.

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worst thing is I keep forgetting to take the pills to make it better
fuck it, i'm setting and alarm, i want to feel good while shitting again

>2 goats, a cow and a horse

What exactly is this grinder for?

According to one of the comments diseased animals. Guess that makes sense, they don't want to use that meat after all.

Disposing of dead cattle

Yeah, that's true. For a sec I was wondering why they were being grinded, bones and all. Wouldn't want any cartilage in my sausage.

>have hemorrhoids
>can still feel the pleasure of a good shit, but cleanup takes way longer
I miss being able to have quick shits.

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Cattle also sometimes just die and you don't always find out right away, you don't want a half ton animal sitting there and rotting on your property attracting vermin so toss it in the haarslev

>pleasure of a good shit
Are you germans ?

What are they doing with the meat after grinding ?

i legit think i'm going to be sick

Fable 1

Well it's not just meat, it's guts and bones and shit too so I would imagine it goes in a landfill or something like that since nobody's going to be eating it obviously

Did you guys seriously don't know what a "rendering plant" is?

Don't open.

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I thought those only processed parts like the bones and unusable fat, not the entire animal at once.

What the fuck user

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Don't worry, 10 babies will replace him.

that dog looks sick

Rendering plants or knackeries (sometimes colloquially known as "glue factories") get rid of all animal bodies that can't be consumed, either by turning them into industrial products, such as tallow, glue, bonemeal and fertiliser - everything that cannot be processed will be burned or burried in a landslide eventually.

Knackeries have to deal with entire body, hell, they often even have to do the slaughtering itself.

Wtf? Is that niggas nails painted?

Take epsom salt baths. That's what helped me when I got one.

Age of empires ll on standard difficulty with two AI opponents.
Comfy as fuck

that moment when the game mechanics literally slow down to show you how bad you would've fucked up in real life

Jinguuji-sensei was seen eating with another man

marvelous engineering, i wonder if I can make one

That guy is probably scared for life right there. Like if he even goes as far as look at Kim the wrong way he's probably bound to get executed on the spot. Or so I assume.

It was his father that was like that, apparently, Kim is cooler with those things.

rollercoaster tycoon

You can pause it. That alone should be enough to beat it on easy.

>175 posts
>not one single mention of ETS2

Do y'all even know what comfy is?

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ON THE GREEN

I'd love to play it because it's the literal definition of comfy, but vehicle driving on PC is always so jarring with the whole micro-adjusting direction using A and D.
And I don't know about dropping 500 smackaroonies on a steering wheel just for ETS2.

stalker

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Use a 360 controller then, I did for years.

A wheel is about as comfy as it's possible to get though.

He said "relaxing"

always upgrade your medbay to 2
stay in sectors as long as possible without running into the fleet, the delay mercenaries are very valuable
non-hostile sectors are for chumps
prioritize shop upgrades over ship upgrades, stealth alone can win you a run

fuck polyrhythms

STALKER is as aesthetic as they come, but there's just not that much to do in it.

>That's what my Dog did on the floor
>That's what my grandma did, on the coffee table, we made her rub her nose in it

I got G920 for 200 euros and it has 960 steering angle and ffb.

Me on the right.

to be fair to that user, chilling in the rookie village or the bar is ultimate comfy

I'm a third worlder, so these things are investments for me.
I'm not much into vehicle games so it would kind of be a waste to have it collecting dust whenever I'm not playing ETS2.

Yeah maybe I'll try that.
>tfw driving on a rainy night on winter
Did they ever fix Britain's suicidal drivers?

finding a campfire during a rainy night and finally being able to relax was the ultimate comfy desu
youtube.com/watch?v=By1b2GLzDUA

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>I'm not much into vehicle games
It may make you like them but yeah, that's always big money. My advise is to not cheap out and get some bad stuff. for two reasons, first you won't get the true experience since it will be cheap stuff and secondly, if you really dislike it you could always sell it if it's a good quality one.

I love it, best part of musical formation classes.

based

Its not you faggot

Cat food.

Story of Seasons

I'm surprised it wasn't china