Here’s your new Doom movie, bro

>Video game about a guy in a helmet killing demons
>Make a movie, with the most generic subtitle possible, about a female soldier who doesn't even wear a helmet
Getting really tired of Hollywood's mentality of "We can do that better."

I'm baffled that most of these even exist, fucking hell

Also, they made 3 sequels to Honey, and I bet you never even heard of Honey before.

UNIVERSAL IS FUCKING IT AGAIN

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And not just Universal, Universal 1440

ew

ehhh they just making it to retain the rights I guess
not like it's any worse than the new games though

Does it have the rock again?

>Jarhead is a trilogy
Fucking why

had to look it up but I do remember seeing the poster for it back in the day

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Not only have I heard of none of those actors, I've only heard of ONE movie that any of them have been in.

Good times

It's literally just a zombie movie with space marines.

FFS, has there ever been an adaptation that missed the point more than that?

I wonder if it even has doomguy/doomslayer show up considering he's now recognized as the face of the series by the general public

It won’t include him.

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would legit watch and enjoy dolph lungdren in Kindergarten Cop 2.

KC is one of the greatest movies of the 90s

Cash mad companies are out of touch again.
How did I not see this coming.

>Year 2010+9
>Still thinking that Doom is good material for movies/comics
Come on, I do like the game but it's not good material for anything other than video games.
The game's plot is basically a mute guy who's the only human alive, shooting demons and zombies and nothing else. Not movie material at all

thanks i hate it

youtu.be/15AGWA9bTjo

Brand recognition.
Even though the sequels totally missed the point of Jarhead 1.

There is nothing in that statement that is remotely promising.

>takingover
And here we go again.

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>Dude Doome 3 was so cool amirighte?
Is Hollywood retarded? Just make a full length movie out of this
youtube.com/watch?v=UCaJCggsGtc

all female doomguys

And just like that she killed all interest

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Cool, looking forward to this. "Le doomguy" is played out, time for some new blood. Doom might actually be interesting for the first time ever with the sensibilities of Hollywood instead of incels.

That's one of the dumbest comments I've read here in a long time.

what was the point of making a doom movie without doomguy again?

To use the name.

To appeal to people that don't sleep in a cum stained race car bed in their moms basement.

The biggest (non-Transformers) movie I saw from that listing is Cult of Chucky.

Maybe they could have Crash or Phobos from Quake 3 Arena?

no you wouldn't, it's fucking ass

Anyone who clamors for a Doom movie of any sort is a special breed of moron. The strengths of Doom have everything to do with the fact its a video-game. Otherwise you get cringe like the comic or the movie that tried to be Doom 3

>here’s your doomgal, bro

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>A group of space marines as they respond to a distress call from a base on a Martian moon
>A Martian MOON
>MOOOOOON.

>the comic
>cringe
Get out.

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That looks really gay. Comic books are the lowest form of entertainment on the planet, they're made for retards.

Doom comic is cringe, but its the good kind of cringe.

>Kindergarten Cop
This might sound crazy but that movie actually made an insane amount of money. I'm not surprised a second one was made.

>tfw actually enjoyed 2005 DOOM for what it was
I just treat it as an alternative arc. It is by no means the greatest action movie, not even close, but the first person sequence and fight between The Rock and Reaper were great.

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As far as something to watch on Netflix a couple times it's at least watchable which is basically good enough which is more then I can say for most video game adaptations.

TWENTY SIX YEARS LATER

Jews gonna jew.
>oy vey, look at how much shekels this made, why wasn't a sequel made?

this looks boring as shit
the plot sounds just like Aliens but with demons instead of xenos, the uniforms look incredibly generic and 'primitive' considering the setting, and the makeup on that possessed zombie guy looks terrible

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