How do you react when you hear a girls voice on the other end of the mic while playing online?

I think to myself "let's see if she know what shes doing"

>playing online

i hope you don't do this user

i immediately ask milady for feet pics

That's Jessica Chobitt.

>Not letting out ear-piercing screams of ecstasy as you pleasure yourself

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When we play games together online, I just talk to my gf like a normal person. But when she masturbates over the mic for me and moans my name, now that's a different story...

I'm always mixing those two.

I don't.

Nothing different from I do with anyone else.

make it my mission to team kill her as much as possible. especially r6 siege.
>round 1 spawn kill her
>round 2 pick retarded op and get killed.for revenge
>round 3 shoot in leg and around her, girl spergs out and TKs me
>she's at at 2 TKs each next kill is an autokick with a temp ban for an hour or so
>shoot her in foot again
>since girl is retarded and TKs me again
>she gets instakicked and banned
>lose match probably but be happy

I usually treat them like shit. So basically how I treat anyone.

>~Hey whats up?~

>my body tenses up
>heart starts beating fast
>should I say hey? no that's going to sound like im trying to flirt
>should i be trying to flirt?
>how long has it been silent?
>what do I do?!
>SAY SOMETHING
>too late
>some chad says hey
>they start having a normal conversation
>he's making jokes, she's laughing
>i'm sitting in silence, lying in text chat that my mic doesn't work

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i start telling her why actually the courts favor women in most civil and criminal cases and how women and minorities actually have more rights than white men

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The same way I react to anyone else
Women get the mute too

why did this retarded shit make me laugh

I punch myself in the face until I pass out, fucking roasties they should all die

i say nothing but then i spend the rest of the game chasing her around and crouching/standing (it looks like a humping motion)

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Log off immediately. Bitches online are the fucking worst. I've yet to know of one THOT online who doesn't fuck everything up.

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Immediately search them out and kill them.

“Wtf? I thought I had the mic turned off on every online game I play??”

Then I proceed to turn off the mic

>run a dungeon with people in my guild on discord
>find out one of the dps is a girl
>immediately start imagining our life together

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Kill
Yourself
Faggot

my favorite person to play with is a 16 year old girl

As soon as I see mic icons I mute all. It is never anything of value being said.

i ask them if they are a girl and if they say yes i tell them to shut the fuck up girls cant play games now turn it off. if they dont they get ear fucked

Same reaction as when it's a guy. If they can play, cool. If not, they can fuck off. I don't care what they have between their legs.

I get excited then remember she isn't going to fuck me, so I just make casual conversation while focusing on the game.

Nice larp faggot

my girlfriend is 16

mute, because it's always a shitshow immediately afterwards.

Usually I try to avoid women when I play games though, in things like mmos at least. They always cock up whatever group they worm their way into by the sheer fact that they've got wet holes. thirsty beta fucks will always rush to their aid to defend them, even if they're objectively wrong in a situation, and it will tear groups apart. It's safer to just not associate with women in that way.

If I'm just playing fortnite or whatever the fuck and one happens upon my squad, I don't give a shit.

viciously attack them until they disconnect or I get banned. A woman's place is in the kitchen

>playing game with randos
>one of them is a girl
>send her a friend request at the end of the match
>she declines
>contemplate killing myself for several days
Anyone else?

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Get my fiancee to suck my dick or something, turn mic sensitivity way up.

attention whoring, manipulation and ineptitude

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>oh no now some retard autist is going to say something cringe

but how old are you? im 25

im 24

you player

>find girl
>kill her twice
>dance on body
>report her for cheating/toxic behavior
>turn off system

Cringe

I feel little to no change in my emotion because 9 times out of 10 the girl is playing with her boyfriend or “cucked best guy friend” and the game I’ve encountered her in is the only game she plays.

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Why?

>Play with randoms on voice chat
>Tend to get along well with them, joking and having a good time
>They send me a friend request
>Either ignore it entirely until a few days later and decline it, or accept and never reply to them if they message me
Am I the only one who does this? It doesn't happen as often anymore since I'm playing far less games online, and even then rarely talking in them.

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only respectable answer

Ew that white tongue, tell her to brush it ffs

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I always assume it's a 12 year old boy

I only play games online where mic chat is impossible.

I'll screech out my mating call.

I don't.

i fucking scream at the top of my lungs how dogshit they are and make sure no beta cuck can get a word in

they want to act like they are oppressed ill fucking give them a reason to be