The perfect Mario Kart roster

The perfect Mario Kart roster.

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>doesn't have my literally who on the roster
It's shit.

>every character doesnt have a baby version
unrealistic

I think youre missing someone

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>Sonic isn't in it
Yea I'll pass

>people are now getting rid of the playable mooks in their pretend enemy rosters because there are no more babies metals or koopalings to get rid of

I knew this would happen

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Bowser Jr is still on it, so no. Also, FLUDD? Really?

You want a medal or something for figuring out the obvious? Of course no one wants generic mooks over actual characters.

>Make FLUDD the primary car for E. Gadd
>Replace Paper Mario with one of his partners
>Replace Monty Mole with Birdo
>Add a WarioWare character or Captain Syrup
>If you're adding Cap, go the full mile and put in Link, Isabelle, and the Squid Sisters

Fixed it.

Fuck you.

>and put in Link, Isabelle, and the Squid Sisters
Those characters were all included in MK8 as dlc

>Metal Mario
>skin
I don't understand why people want this. He's in a completely different weight class and has different animations.

>literally whos and side characters no one gives a shit about over iconic enemies like dry bones and shy guy

This also isnt DKC cart. I'd rather the two series be kept seperate rather than homogenized, unless you want to add wario ware characters too.

FLUDD should be a bike

*ahem*

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>captain falcon
Nope. Fuck off with the non-mario characters

>no Shy Guy
Shit roster

>5 DK reps
If only

>cutting based Bones
no Dry Bowser doesn't count

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>no babies
>Monty Mole
>5 DK characters
>Isabelle and Link cut
shit's fucked, fampai

>waaaaaaaaaah animal crossing and zelda characters were cut from MARIO kart!

Funky Kong or riot

>Fludd
???

BONE BROS 4 LYFE

It's pretty good but have the Koopalings as well.

I'm honestly not sure where this newfounded hate of them has come from.

>cutting Shy Guy
for what purpose?
otherwise, decent roster