So who was best girl?

Audrey, Aiko, and Kyu.

Beli of course.
Milf next followed by Ayy

aiko

Any updates on the second? was expecting it to be out by now

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Tiffany

Tiffany was an absolute cinnamon roll you philistine

my.mixtape.moe/izpswk.ogg

tiffany kyu and audrey
the holy trinity of best girls

Beli has a nice belly

god I want to rape her mouth

>too much of a brainlet for puzzle games to satisfy a single woman

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I just did this on a whim after not having played it in a while, but I think it was pretty much like this.

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Beli with the knockoff draenei in a close second place

>you'll never eat out Aiko under her desk during class
why live?

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How do we feel about the voices for the sequel?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFXqP4MUqoE

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without numbers if anyone needs this without the >opinions on them.

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I legit think this game has the most realistic character personalities and dialog of any western game i've ever seen

Best thing about the game is that on top of the porn, it's honestly a fun tile-match.

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Summer 2019

Tiffany
Also I share a birthday with Kyu, feels weird

You don't. Because she is not real.

>not dating Labia

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hunie pop 2 when?

GOING FOR CANDACE AND LABIA IMMEDIATELY
also kyu

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WHERE'S MY AUDREY

WHERE'S MY AUDREY

WHERE'S MY AUDREY

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>best girl has the worst voice
how could they ruin candace with such a shitty va?

Too much family issues for me

Who else has a physical copy? This is one of the few modern games on PC that got a proper release.
I hope Huniepop 2 gets one too, if not then the dev is literally forcing me to pirate

lola

>ctrl+F
>No Nikki
Fuck you its Nikki

>tfw started playing half an hour ago and already lewds of Aiko
god why can't real life be like this

Kyanna if she didn't have a kid > Lola > Kyanna > Tiffany > Didn't care much for the rest

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Devil May Cry 5 PC physical is on four disks no steam.

Celeste

>those tan lines
You know, it's only sexy when it's subtle

Audrey
Something about a bitchy, spiked exterior protecting a vulnerable, maybe even kind interior psychology is sort of a turn-on.

Who is third from the left, black hair and green top? I want to put my dick in her the most

Stop thinking with you dick.
Part of the ironic appeal of playing it as a guy is just that. Thank god for all those hours with my babysitter's gameboy playing tetris while my parents went on dates.

Wait really?

Kyanna even with a kid for me. Finding a bombshell latina without a kid after high school is nearly impossible. The way I see it as long as I put at least two more kids in her she becomes mine and I'm no longer a cuck.

Jessie + Tiffany a best.

Audrey, Yea Forums agreed, don't bother them about it.

What the fuck is this Christmas calendar bullshit arrangement?

Nikki has the best sex moans

Just one and you've marked your territory. Sounds perverse but that's how it is.

Yeah but if she's already marked you have to over power it. In fact I was thinking 3 kids maybe just to be safe.

Jessie's voice actress makes my dick diamonds, and she's going to be in the sequal. I'm hype as fuck.

>Lilian
>Candace
>Nora

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It is but they're emotional/social puzzles rather than logical ones. Best way to get a woman's attention is to act like you're interviewing a celebrity when you're talking to them.

Women always talk like men have huge egos but theirs are just as big as ours. Literally talk to them like they just got off the stage on the fucking voice and you're suddenly their best friend. If you're actually interested in what you say then there might actually be something there relationship wise.

Much luck to ya.

Aiko.

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*interested in what they say

I'm surprised Rinchan reprised her role, I would think after doing 2B she would be too above doing a porn game

This guy has the right idea.

>Jessie is depressed in the second game and is probably going to get worse after we pump and dump her a second time

Can somebody save this woman
Can I just agree to marry her and end the game there

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Doubt it, DMC5 website says Steam and the digital version has Denuvo anyways so that means the physical would have it too which means it isn't an actual physical copy since it requires server authorization to be playable

Too bad shes indian

>what was your first kiss like
>what's your kill count
>longest relationship you've had
>do you go to a lot of parties
p-please stop...

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I really think Huniepop could do well as a "fix the girls" game. Or atleast a NG+ mode where the MC realizes that he is an asshole and decides to help in the 2nd run.

Beli was my personal #1.

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Tiffany!

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>Audrey is clearly going to burn herself out or get drugged and abused
>Nikki is a social NEET like us
>Aiko clearly suffers from depression
>Jessie is going through a midlife crisis now that her porn career is over and her only family hates her
>Kyanna is a single mom and a bitch

So what are Tiffany and Lola's problems again?

Tiffany!

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tiffany is DEAD

No she and Audrey ran off together and lived happily ever after.

I want to waifu Kyu but she's basically the anti-waifu. I really hope Huniepop 2 lets you get more intimate with her.

Aiko, anyone that says otherwise is wrong.

ayy lmao

Is this better than Mirror?

Just grabbed it off the wiki page.

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How did they fuck up this hard?

Give me the rundown on this meme.

I still remember that guy in /hpg/ who was writing that fic about Kyu falling in love with the main character and turning into a mortal human to be with him. I felt bad once he got btfo.

Different types of games. Mirror has less polish, but the stories are MUCH better.

It's a preview of Huniepop 2 Tiffany

She didn't take being cheated on very well

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whats shakin bacon

As someone who has played both games:
Yes, by a long shot. The Match-3-system of HP actually was fun. At least more addictive.

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Nikki is best girl.

>Runkachunk was 2B
That explains why she was so shit in the dub.

>Tiffany finds out (You) were cheating on her with her professor, best friend, friend, hairdresser, and mom
>Spirals into heartbroken depression and becomes like her mom turning to drugs and casual sex to fill the hole in her heart
>Gets pumped and dumped, then dies with her unborn child

On the one hand not having Tiffany in HP2 sucks, but on the other hand it might spare her from such a fate.

>spoiler
How did he get btfo?

He started writing the fic before even doing the Kyu route or DLC which revealed that she also fucked other clients in the past and the main character was basically just another John.

Beli and Aiko tied with Jessie and Kyu close behind

It's funny because Tiffany is one of the purer characters and the world of Huniepop is a cruel place

>can't beat the sex part because I keep fapping during it

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kyanna

I mean the girl in emergence was pure too.

Beli is best girl guys

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Lolabros report in

damn, who should I fug today, Audrey or Tiffany?

I liked jessies tits and semi bimbo personality, but her being a slut hurts

I JUST WANT A BUSTY MOMMY GF

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If he were smart, he could've savaged it by saying that Kyu indeed fucks other clients: "look how many people downloaded this game!"

SSS+++ breaks the meta and needs her own tier tier:
Momo
Top tier:
Kyu, Celeste
High tier:
Tiffany, Lola
Mid tier:
Aiko, Beli, Venus
Low tier:
Audrey, Jessie
Bottom tier:
Kyanna, Nikki
FFF--- so shit that she poisons any tier she's in so she needs her own tier tier:
Natsuki from DDLC

I'd feel bad for him too. Still, shame, since I love Kyu's design and voice. If only she were a little less casual.

>Momo
Absolute worst girl holy shit how can someone have such awful taste

Aiko and it's a fucking shame she isn't in the sequel

She's naive, has a low alcohol tolerance, is eager to please (you), and thinks of (you) as her master.
Those are pretty much the IDEAL female traits.
All she needs on top of that is high fertility and she'd be the perfect waifu.

Aiko is my ideal woman.

Man that's some shit taste

I mean look at this.
Do you see this?
This is SSS+++ tier by itself.
The only other huniepop girl who wants to serve the player is Kyu, and that's because she's grooming (you). Can't blame Kyu for it though, (you) clearly need some grooming in huniepop.

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The complete subservience and general potential for abuse that you like about her is a complete turn off for me. To each their own I guess.

>Having taste this shit

Explain yourself

True, I was like that at one point in time. I had to train myself to enjoy dominance. But now that I've disciplined my fetishes I'm enjoying relationships a lot more.

I have a cum addiction fetish so Kyu definitely satisfies that.

>really cute and on a county fair ferris wheel
>48/2
>three years
>Only when people I like are there

It's not too late dude, and my life hasn't been roses and daisies either. Not by a long-shot. It just happened.

Beli

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I might try it then.

Never had one
1
3 months
Nope

Tried the 1 girl for 3 months just to see what all the fuss was about and why everyone seemed to think that having a gf was such a big deal.
It was boring and a complete waste of time and effort, just like I thought it would be.
Why DO you pathetic faggots want a gf, anyway? She won't do anything you can't do yourself.

If it bothers you that much then just get a trainer.
I did it once to get back to my place when my power supply shitted out and I got a new PC. No guilt so far as I care and if you have to beat your meat every time you open the file then just do it.

Once you orgasm, you should no longer be distracted and can finish the match-3.

You have two hands for a reason goddamn.

Repressed slut and black

I'm not that guy at all, but sometimes I've felt like I needed women. I've been with them, and I like having them around. I especially like being with them. My emotional and sexual needs are tied to them, and I hate it, the same way I imagine women feel.

Why do I need to be around you so much? It's what I'm biologically programmed to want, very badly. No matter what any logical, or intellectual drive tells me not to do, the hormones take over completely.

You cannot take away from me, how much I WANT my girlfriend, so badly, all the fucking time. So you wait like a rattlesnake, and your tail moves, for that woman that wants it like you.

Beli is a cutie and I'm sad that she most likely isn't in 2.

Hm. I suppose that makes sense and I haven't thought of it that way. But why not get a waifu instead?

Why? My imagination can be powerful, but it is not as powerful as her. What she can say is not as great as my mind. It's literally a being saying "I love you" and you can say it back, or not. What you know, when you hear it is that it's an empty audio message, with nothing behind it. When she says it, it's the same sort of being that went through cellular reproduction as you, literally speaking that in your ear.

nationalgeographic.com/animals/2019/02/time-lapse-film-shows-salamander-development/

We're not amphibians, but think about how much more significant that is that a production line or a rubber speaker.

Complete subservience can actually be a bad trait and it's one I especially try to avoid because she is ABSOLUTELY dependent on you. That means if something goes wrong and you can't provide for her, or she thinks someone else will be able to provide for her better, she's gonna leave you for a guy who can. I'd prefer someone who is mostly dependent on me, but can handle herself if she really has to.

Is she an absolute dependent? She survived without a master, though I don't know the specifics.
I was under the impression she just -wanted- a master because she likes that type of thing, but I guess I could be wrong.
You're right that hard dependence is a bad trait. Maybe I should put her down in Top tier instead.

On the one hand I get what you're getting at and I understand you, but on the other hand you have to ask if the IRL woman's love for you is just as fake as the plastic toy.

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