HOW'S YOUR WEEKEND GOING, Yea Forums?

Is that supposed to be pizza? Jesus

>monster

>that TV
lmao at the absolute state of OP

Meanwhile I’ll be enjoying DMC5 on my 65” HDR 4K OLED.

disgusting dude
go out to a club or something

>action games on a laggy TV

Spotted the casual

got dmc, doa,a big cup of coffee, rain outside and a packet of sunflower seeds, life is good boi

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Fine. Just bought some whisky and beer and decided to stay in. Gonna make some chicken curry for dinner in a bit and play some video games. I hooked up my WiiU in the bedroom and finally coming around to playing the Metroid Prime Trilogy for the Wii. I got about halfway through the first game, but never finished it due to the waggle controls. Started a new game last night and planning on making some progress shitfaced later on tonight. Fucking loved the original two games on Gamecube and it still looks great.

You're watching your roommate watch something?

I may be a casual but at least I’m not an Incel virgin faggot cuck like you.

I wish I was dead. DMC5 seems pretty good though.

>tfw gf is at work for 3 more hours and she wont bring me my pizza till then
>tfw i'll probably be done with all my beer by then
life is suffering, how can i enjoy dmc5 now

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Forgot to post pic, fml. Whiskey's kicking in.

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I was sick and somehow DMC made me completely recover

I'm still in bed. It's 3:37.

by not being a whiny bitch thats for sure

>mushrooms
Based

Oled has HORRIBLE lag even on game mode. Noone is jealous.

Get up right now and make your bed. Even if you go back to bed, you'll feel a lot better. I'm glad this whole "Clean your room" meme is finally catching on, because it works.

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Shes with her side dick you cuckold. Youll see remember this when you finally realize I was right and you thought you knew better. Im already KEKd imagining the look on your face the moment your widdle heart breaks in two. Have a great weekend.. chumpy

Digits confirm they are 69ing. Its only oral and making out.

It's not a TV you dumb fucking retard

Shit

Why? What's going on man?

>muh sip meme
Reminder that a kike is laughing at you every time you drink one of these.

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Im at work

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Good. I hereby challenge all NEETS on Yea Forums reading this post to do what this user is going.

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What does SLAVE stand for?

Not drinking Dante's actual choice of beverage.

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The original photo said "THE S.W.E.A.T. Pledge" before some fuck boy photo shopped it. Mike Rowe is a badass.

Skill &
Work
Ethic
Aren't
Taboo

my laptop can't run the game and I can't go out and buy a pc or ps4 because I have to save up for a new car because my current one is about to shit itself. I fuckin bought a $2000 fucking gayman pc fucking MEME 8 years ago and literally no fucking game came out besides dark souls that I wanted to play AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW THAT A FUCKING GAME I WANT TO PLAY IN MY FAOVEOTAOEI FAVORITE SERIES FUCKING COMES OUT I CANT FUCKING PLAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stands for someone who doesn't purchase everything with their mom's credit card or nigger handouts

>Boomer
No CRT. Fuck off.

I know it's a photoshop, dipshit. I was setting a funnier user up for a joke.

Was thinking of going down to Miami tomorrow, got nothing better to do

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those are only for retro games

Your question wasn't about whether it's a photoshop or not, that part's pretty self evident. I didn't think you knew what it originally was and I explained it to you. You're welcome.

Workings the next 3 days

>that part's pretty self evident
If that's self-evident, why did you think I was under the delusion that it was real? You're just fucking retarded.

I wasn't, I just didn't think you knew it was SWEAT originally or what that stood for. Learn to communicate, fella.

I'm drunk off my ass on screwdrivers watching porn and shitposting.
have a good night my friend.

No, I drink coffee, black because I am an adult, and don't need some sugary crap drink.

Mike Rowe is a faggot boomer cuck

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Im taking a cute girl out on a picnic
she's sick with the flu though
She's also a maori

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You know real adults don't ever feel the need to tell other people that they're adults?

those mushrooms look like they're not even cooked

You're right, but he's also right in his assertion that people who put a bunch of sugar and shit in their coffee probably have arrested development.

mushrooms dont even need to be cooked

Jack Daniel's is trash tho

i wanna fucking die, thats how its going. glad you guys are enjoying DMC, though. probably loads of fun

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It's over. First day of my workweek starts at 6a.m. tomorrow.
Good night.

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Just beat DMC V, shit was so cash money

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>wishes his employees would say "You're right... I was wrong!"
then stop being wrong

Not true in a lot of cases though. I'm a healthy adult and occasionally buy an energy drink or a 5 hour energy (while those are still legal) if I'm exhausted and need to be alert and stimulated for a couple hours. A regular black coffee won't do and often upsets the stomach more than a red bull. I and plenty other adults use it purely functionally and it doesn't reflect poorly on those people.

They do taste better and are a lot easier to digest when fully cooked though.

Pretty good, user, pretty good

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Turned 30 recently, I kinda want to try one unironically. I've been drinking diet shit a lot lately, I can't drink regular soda anymore

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Energy drinks are for retarded children, and while some milk is okay in coffee, anything else makes you a sissy-boy faggot. If you regularly buy sugary Starbucks drinks, don't even get me started.

False. Try again.

Dude milk is awesome, fuck you. You're probably Nazi scum and I want someone to punch your face.

Why is Nico such primo waifu material?

Fuck you man, black coffee with a teaspoon of honey is kino.

Milk in coffee is disgusting. Also energy drinks are alright, but drinking huge cans of monster when you're just sitting in front of a computer is retarded. I don't know why todays kids are so obsessed with energy drinks, it's like alcohol for them

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Then drink the whiskey of your choice.

Excellent argument. I'm convinced.

Those stupid little fucks are going to get kidney stones someday, and the jews that invented it and marked it with the Hebrew number of the beast are laughing all the way to the bank.

I work weekends, it sucks but I got Monday to Thursday off every week which is nice

Pretty good.
Woke up super early, so I got to play DMC5 for quite a while, I'm up to Mission 9. Fun as hell.
Got out of work early too, so I'm gonna do some homework, mod out Dantes god awful theme for something better before I actually reach his missions, then play some more.
Also TomBoys and PunchLine are the best Breakers, fight me

Congratulations you fell for the viral marketing

>not strawberry daiquiri

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>those bitch made hands

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>boomer Dante
>Dante is a demon
It's like poetry

Boy you sad faggots sure as fuck are negative. Cheer up fellas. What are some fun games you're playing?

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Mine is going great. I got a raise this week because I helped my company land a 50 million dollar contract and made some low level nigger cry by writing him up and told him he would basically be fired the next time we speak.

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>and made some low level nigger
>nigger
oh you're one of those huh. it'll catch up to you.

>mfw when all the doomer memes got me into steel reserve
It tastes like ass but like good ass

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This drink is so fuckin weird, the Asian market beside me sells it. It's like drinking cough syrup or something

You got into that because you're an alcoholic and you don't know it yet. Steel Reserve was a meme before 'doomer' was even uttered, you retarded little shit.