Sucked my bfs dick while he played dmc5

why are animeposters always trannies

A living meme

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i would rather be a virgin than be known as the guy who sucked a lot of dicks and bragged about it on a video game board

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shit thread
I wish megu would exproooooooosion you out of existence

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At least they aren't degenerate like you

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Sucking dick isn't sex, Wild Bill taught us that

>would rather be a tranny than a virgin
kek

>he doesnt' suck

OP LITERALLY CAN'T STOP SUCKING DI-
Oh nevermind.

nobody respects virgins, user, even trannies are more respected than incels

reminder being gay is the way to go

women are bitches and will break up with you anyway

Getting sucked while playing is the best. Happened a few times with me while playing Portal 2

Nobody respects anyone. Especially (you).

Lmao that's nothing to brag about. Being a virgin at least means you're not giving up and dropping to your knees. It's easy to find someone that wants their dick sucked. Trannies literally lost at life.

>Wild Bill taught us that
What was this lesson exactly?

Trannies dont even respect their own bodies

Gays break up all the time just they get another fag quick after

sure women are shit but I cant get it up to men, 2d is the way to go

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imagine having to go onto an anonymous image board and brag about how much dicks you suck and then pretending people care about you because your online fwends pat you on the back for being "brave" and "courageous" because of your sexual deviancy

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I hope you're an actual woman OP.

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OP normally other anons have to tell you, you suck penis.

Am not

Nice cake in that bakery

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Virginity is between man and a woman, You're just a faggot, And a virgin

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Someone in the other shitposting thread said they've never seen a real tranny on Yea Forums. Where are you now, faggot?

>you aren't the one playing DMC5
SAD

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>Beat my bf in Smash Bros
>he gets frustrated so we have sex instead
>go back to beating him in Smash Bros
How are you gonna spend your Saturday Yea Forums?

if you're a dude it means absolutely nothing

You know they could just be a gay guy, right? Gay men exist.

then kys, nigger faggot.

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virginity is only lost between a man and a woman, gay sex doesn't count. duh

hi

Hidding in the bushes at night.
Already have 2 restraining orders though due this hobby.

>so shit at sucking dick his bf would rather play video games
Imagine

fuck off bobby

Go fuck yourself bobby

based

thats muh boy, a huh huh huuh

This happened

Stop trying to convince yourself you are still a virgin after Jospeh rapped your ass.

There's something wrong with that boy tell you hwat.

Oral + action video games makes it tough to concentrate though.
I tried it once and it made me lose a tough boss fight in Dark Souls.

Based

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It was during the beginning, just when it got released so it's fine!

Stop having gay sex.

Gotta say, getting your dick sucked while playing vidya is great.

Virgin.
Not virgin.

That absolute state of Megumin posters

Gay "sex" is basically mastubation.

If gay sex is masturbation, then masturbation is gay sex. Therefore everyone here is gay.

Hm no
It's going* to happen

I'd rather be a virgin than suck some faggots dick lmaooooo

>t. Incel