Male protagonist bingo. The creator said you're guaranteed to win every time. Let's put that to the test. See if your favorite character can get bingo.
Male protagonist bingo. The creator said you're guaranteed to win every time. Let's put that to the test...
Luke Flores
Other urls found in this thread:
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youtube.com
twitter.com
Josiah Campbell
Dante from the Devil May Cry series
Connor Wright
Luis James
Jayden Davis
the creator's knowledge of video games seems to come solely from overhearing what their 12 year old brother was playing on his 360
Adam Russell
>supernatural powers
Wat
Eli Gomez
I think tons and tons of daddy issues counts as psychological problems
Jason Howard
>Supernatural powers.
>Criminal, but only sexual assualt allegations.
>No patience for politics.
This seems super biased.
Eli Watson
>Not an Anti-Hero
>Not Cold and Aloof
>Not title or designation instead of name
>Not no patience for politics
I know you're trying to be cool and show how wrong the card is but did you even play the game
Alexander Roberts
How much does the hatred dude tick off.
Carter Cooper
arent augmentations techincally supernatural powers? even then it's not like it gives me a bingo or anything
Christian Walker
baste
Jose Wilson
Tidus has severe daddy issues. I think that's enough to count as psychological problems.
At some point he's a criminal. During the story he does make a living through violence. He almost certainly has supernatural powers.
Hunter Lee
shit's rigged yo
John Ramirez
Bingo!
Kayden Williams
I don't think he even gets a bingo.
Julian Murphy
Austin Williams
>Not an Anti-Hero
is he really an anti hero?
>Not Cold and Aloof
okay I forgot about that one, sorry
>Not title or designation instead of name
I mean his codename is just his canon name, so I dont know if it should be counted
>Not no patience for politics
he does talk about politics though
Jackson Campbell
Timesplitters guy is white? I thought he was Vin Diesel.
Luis Ward
Cortez definitely isn't white.
Luis Flores
>Kero Blaster
Makes a living being violent ((Arguable, given that he's a janitor, and his "gun" is really just a cleaning utility.))
Guns, lots of guns
Killing Spree (Aliens/Other)
No bingo.
>Kingdom Hearts
Blasé About Killing ((Arguable, given that nobody ever really fucking dies in KH))
Makes a living being violent
No patience for politics
Supernatural Powers
Killing Spree (Aliens/Other)
No bingo.
William Young
Denton often asks details about politics when he could just get going and deal with other stuff.
Joseph Davis
mario has maybe three
Michael Wright
is kirby a male
Owen Price
I'm not american so I don't really know what counts as white or not white.
Ethan Collins
I tried most of the mercs from TF2 and I haven't got a bingo yet.
Anthony Allen
Almost everything on the bottom row applies. The lower right might even apply and make a bingo if you replace wife/child/family with shortcake.
Cameron White
Most iconic video game character ever, had to go with kinda-sorta shit to hit 25%. Fuck this thing.
Luke Cook
>Cortez
>COR
>TEZ
>White
Easton Perry
Josiah Long
you could replace this with female protagonist and almost nothing would change
>white
oh fuck off
James Davis
Chase Wright
Peter Parker
Eli Howard
Whoops
Adam Sanchez
In certain games, like TP, you could check off supernatural powers.
Nicholas Morales
Nathaniel Martinez
I guess if you assume the overlord from overlord is brooding and scowls a lot he gets second from left down.
>doesn't get the free space as a literal villain
Austin Gray
based radn
Henry Morris
Classic Sonic is explicitly supposed to be a loner.
Joseph Hughes
Let's try this.
Juan Gray
You should have criminal and vigilante checked for bingo unless you're specifically talking about MGS2 meatbag raiden
Kevin Long
He's pretty friendly with Tails.
Grayson Perez
FEAR's Point Man
Ian Fisher
Knuckles is a loner. Sonic is only a loner because he has no patience for slow people, which is remedied by the fact that every pastel colored biped he meets is able to keep up with him for some reason. He likes Tails after all.
Camden Price
Owen Long
Criminal and vigilante next to each other seems like cheating when you really can't be latter without being former.
Noah Carter
It depends on if being a cuck is a psychological problem.
Landon Nguyen
Exodus is my first Metro game, did I miss anything?
Eli Gomez
forgot pic
Jacob Watson
So how do we contact this person to laugh at them?
Caleb Gomez
How is he white? unless you're talking about shitty fear 3 pointman.
Nathaniel Myers
Doomguy doesn't get a bingo.
Luis Rivera
alma and paxton are white so I'm just taking a guess
Connor Reed
Mario, you retard.
Isaac Harris
>Illidan
>not a hardened veteran
Adam Jackson
Yeah, his friend Adeleine calls him "Ka-kun" in Japan.
Dylan Hall
DOUBLE BINGO
Cameron Nelson
You forgot bald/crewcut
He was also originally white
Aaron Johnson
Gabriel Flores
You can get even more bingos depending on which games you include on there. Fusion would give her no patience for politics and criminal by the end.
Caleb Thompson
You really think Kirby has patience for politics?
Henry Rivera
>no "biceps as big as your thighs"
Hunter Hernandez
Decided that "nah, not really" was a hard "no" this time.
Kevin Ramirez
Also didn't Samus actually have a military rank in the Galactic Federation or something?
Tyler Mitchell
If you count Other M, yeah. She's also brooding a lot in that one.
Levi Torres
Kiryu is only checked for like 3 of these. Shit bingo
Juan Carter
Vampires aren't people.
Dylan Perez
I tried with Reimu instead of a male.
Landon Hernandez
Reimu is white?
Kayden Price
I assume having them and then going mercenary did not count, but if you really want to sure, triple bingo.
No wonder the trannies wanted Samus to be male so much.
Easton Kelly
hello Discord
Julian Richardson
Link and Mario have basically none of these qualities. Nintendo wins again.
Hunter Wright
Master Chief can't get bingo
Tyler Gutierrez
What do I win
Nolan Flores
>racistfox2
what's the first one my dude
Jonathan Thompson
Full disclosure: Did this one more for the filename than anything else.
Owen Butler
Guys, you are supposed to do this with western male FPS protagonists.
Austin Lopez
>no millitary rank
>no hardened veteran
Did you even read his books he is one of the most badass/strongest magician in the war of the ancients
Matthew Powell
Jace Allen
>anti-hero
>Dante
You never played a single game in the series except for DmC, have you?
Isaiah Phillips
This is stupidly hard to get
Alexander Long
Even fucking Captain Walker from Spec Ops can't get a Bingo
Jayden Wood
Asher Williams
So Samus is the manliest protagonist of all time?
Jaxon Barnes
yep this bingo is retarded
Ayden Carter
Oops I forgot vigilante
Caleb Sullivan
>no patience for politics
Is this just code for calling bullshit on the retarded emotions of the "protected groups?"
Connor Walker
It's sad that you can't even get a bingo off master chief.
Ian Reed
Is she a female(male)?
Tyler Smith
>literally scowling in the picture
>scowling not checked off
Carter Thomas
Ness can’t get bingo
Jonathan Young
Walker is definitely criminal and vigilante. Same with anti-hero.
Dude, did you play the game?
Adam Campbell
Holy shit. He turns red the more he kills. Do you think he has a limit break or some shit when he's completely red? Is that when the universe dies?
Oliver Edwards
Fox McCloud couldn't get a bingo.
Chase Brown
bass is an anti-villain
Nicholas Allen
No, it's just blood
Kayden Morris
It's interesting just how few of these first movie John McClane checks off
Easton Howard
Link is like Arabic or something
Carson Nelson
Some of these are just age-old masculine traits and some are just inherent to the most popular game mechanics/plots/settings
Cooper Jones
>hello discord
OP here, I posted this to debunk it not support it
>makes a living being violent
nah, he's a photographer by trade they make this crystal clear. he just gets his hands dirty when he has to.
Jaxon Foster
Lightning from FFXIII
Nathaniel Gutierrez
actually who i was thinking about when i clicked on this thread
Cameron Robinson
I thought link was asian, aren't all anime characters supposed to be asian?
Isaiah Turner
>Literally the only games that this can be entirely filled out by are Sony trash and Bioware games
Joshua Martin
Damn, 47 got a bingo and almost got a triple bingo.
He's still a unique and interesting protagonist despite this though, but I get what this bingo chart is trying to say about character writing in games.
Ryder Brooks
That's why men love her
Andrew Young
Zelda's desert regions tend to be Middle East-inspired, but Hyrule proper is based on generic European fantasy land.
Brody Turner
fuck I got Bingo
Henry Mitchell
In DR1 no, but in DR2OTR he did.
I suppose i screwed up because OTR is noncanon
Sebastian Scott
Take off hardened veteran, killing spree and dark humor you faggot.
Jacob Mitchell
Was just doing him in my head when I saw the thread.
Benjamin Nelson
>hardened veteran
He's completed hundreds of contracts though you dummy.
>killing spree
A killing spree is two or more murders in a short time. He's definitely done that more than once.
>dark humor
I see you haven't done any of the mission stories in the new Hitman games.
Austin Stewart
What would the squares say in a counterpart made for female protagonists? Specifically female protagonists designed by females or generally deemed woke by the masses
>proves equality with men by physically beating them up
>never gets emotionally overwhelmed, always has to be the smartest, most competent, most collected character in the room
>calmly walks over and fixes something while men bicker over how to fix it
>makes sarcastic comments when male character makes mistake or says something stupid
Ryan Stewart
Hardened veteran means someone in the military, killing spree means a shooter where you go around killing constantly, and dark humor is constant quips, not slightly humorous missions.
Lucas Hall
Nah my nigga Lee don't fit
Camden Mitchell
>game about murdering people as a job as well as the people around them if necessary
stop being retarded
Charles Cooper
Nigga, if you play like I do no one but the targets are dead, and by accidents too. Even if you add that back on, it's not bingo because hardened veteran is just wrong.
Luis Campbell
There's always a fuckton of scenes of the character THINKING to herself, alone
wow look how SMART she is, THINKING on her own like that
She must have some BIG IDEAS up there
Shame on me for thinking women don't think!
Cooper Jackson
Veteran is much broader than that, although a comparison is usually being made with the things soldiers get used to. I agree about the humor thing though.
Christopher Gray
Ayden Perry
>Nigga, if you play like I do no one but the targets are dead, and by accidents too
You're forgetting about the final level of 2 or the first mission of Blood Money.
He also murders a bunch of people for his personal gain in Absolution I think.
Levi Bell
Damn.
Thomas Baker
Where's my promised bingo?
Jacob Gutierrez
Hmmm
Noah Gonzalez
I’m actually having trouble thinking of any protagonist that would get a bingo outside of western AAA garbage.
Dominic Flores
same chart works for female characters too
dont even need to modify it
Eli Parker
>literally nothing of this applies to phoenix wright
Nolan Turner
>Italian
>White
Pick one.
Noah Perez
there needs to be a jrpg protag version of this
this one is too western
Lincoln Sanchez
We might be onto something here
Lincoln Jackson
Killing spree (Aliens/other)
Anthony Sanders
>missing the point
Nolan Lopez
Who's that?
Isaiah Garcia
Guess the character.
Jacob Martinez
Even a toxically masculine series like Metal Slug (guns, gore, fanservice) can't get bingo.
Christopher Watson
what's the senpai?
Colton Sullivan
Lin from Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
Cameron Sanchez
Anti-Hero?
Brandon Lopez
>italian
>white
Luke Rodriguez
She's white?
Kayden Peterson
The bingo is mocking the same "white male protag" archetype that was in the rise in the 2000s. If you can't understand this you're probably too young to remember that era.
Thomas Rivera
Cao Cao did nothing wrong.
Nathaniel Ward
>Yea Forums now literally partakes in outright feminist horse shit
end yourselves
Blake Morgan
with a name like lin? nothing whiter.
Matthew Rogers
he makes a living being a plumber
Carter Allen
isn't he Japanese
Joseph Jenkins
Woah
Carson Sanders
It seems to have failed at doing so.
Jeremiah Reed
why is a white male protagonist a bad thing senpai?
Jeremiah Johnson
Mario literally only fits in "white."
And as a wop, even that's debatable.
Samuel Adams
you didn't post a frog or a wojak, your poltard buddies are gonna banish you for your blasphemy
Liam Smith
Days of Ruin is super westernized. Rubinelle is pigeonholed as america, Lazuria is pigeonholed as russia. Nothing about Lin indicates her as being asian except her eyes, but if you want to sure, go for that.
Asher Russell
>was in the rise in the 2000s
i think you mean 07 and later
Connor Stewart
Tried doing it with Sora from KH, can’t seem to get a bingo. Have we done it boys?
John Davis
Brooding should be checked twice.
Levi Flores
You'll get no sympathy from me!
Gavin Garcia
wops btfo
Aaron Jackson
Have you even played a Zelda game?
Samuel Russell
>Blase about killing
Mario has never killed a human being in his life. He kills fucking mushrooms and evil turtles.
Ethan Morris
eating all the time is clearly a psychological problem.
cant imagine kirby to have patience for politics either.
blasé about killing is a no brainer as well.
but is kirby REALLY male?
Gabriel Turner
Ryder Howard
>implying the Koopas and Goombas don't just start at the beginning of the level with one less life
Grayson Edwards
kun/chan is no indication of gender, though.
it is an indication of assumed relation.
Gavin Cox
He kinda was an anti Hero in 3. His whole character arc was an anti Hero to a Hero one
Adrian Mitchell
Bingo get!
Zachary Richardson
even that's not a given. fucking scorpion from MK, a 90s gritty hero archetype, can't get bingo
Charles Bennett
are you surprised people here dont know what it means?
Elijah Lewis
dook nookum, the most shitlordiest toxic masculine protag a lefty could name
Jaxon Hernandez
Isaiah Russell
Andrew Moore
no bingo :)
Owen Long
Here's Tony Soprano
(Sopranos had a vidya so he counts)
Christian Nguyen
>Max Payne
close but no banana. I was going for 1st game.
Jack Edwards
That one was certainly a stretch. Hell, I think it could be argued he just knocks them out, even. Just wanted to see how many spaces I could fill while being as (un)charitable as possible.
Mason Gonzalez
Takes place in Transylvania, right? Hungarians and Rumanians are both white.
Christian Parker
I'm surprised that Samus is being classified as an anti-hero.
Aiden Russell
Lloyd Irving
Isaac Phillips
This is actually a really badly put together BINGO.
They blew their load with the first row and first column.
Those two are cherry-picked to get Master Chief-style FPS/TPS characters.
I mean you can see how fucking hard they were going for those chars, they put Military Rank, Hardened Vet, Guns, and Crew Cut together so that most generic military games will automatically hit all 4 and only need 1 more for BINGO.
But then the rest of it is just kind of thrown together randomly.
Like they have Killing Spree (Aliens/Other) on the same row as Killed family. Those two don't mesh for the most part.
Ethan Nguyen
...
Brody Thompson
>Tony Soprano
>White
Parker Bell
lmao fucking Batman doesn't give you bingo, this guy is a retard
Jose Bennett
TvTropers should be gassed
Charles Hill
The whole plot of MGR was his lack of patience for politics.
Samuel Jenkins
Who? We can't even get Call of Duty protagonists a bingo.
Ian Lee
Vice City, Tommy Vercetti passes
Grayson Ramirez
But Rita wasn't his wife/family at all!
Grayson Stewart
Damn even with Coldsteel I almost didn't get it.
Isaiah Taylor
I will keep posting these with females just to prove a point
Blake Lee
You forgot when Dark world's mom head explodes.
Bentley Campbell
>No killing spree humans
Landon Martinez
>The creator said you're guaranteed to win every time.
Did he?
Logan Cox
Oh damn it. I was so focused on his legion shit that I forgot about the war of the ancients.
Joshua King
A female would not refer to another female who are around the same age and status as -kun. Look it up.
Joshua Thompson
strongk female characters are 100x more cliched and predictable
Carter Gutierrez
Is the Messiah a military rank?
Austin Adams
nice
John Morales
Bingo. ;_;
Easton Howard
Yeah but he doesn't scream about it. If I remember right all he says is "I hope mommy is okay." He does totally attack people out of Rita though I suppose.
Aaron Scott
I think that's all
Gavin Robinson
Not quite family.
Jaxson Torres
For fucks sake, Big Boss was being genuinely sentimental for Medic in the ending. Unless that also was an act at the end and that he's just a dirty evil cunt.
Either way, he made Medic his slave because Medic fell for that "being a warmonger named Big Boss, known to the world as a criminal suspect and a possible deadly force of terror is awesome" kool-aid enough that he decided to initiate the Outer Heaven Uprising for him, so, "psychological problems" is probably correct.
Joshua Russell
Josiah Sanchez
Grayson Baker
well Yea Forums?
Ryan Wilson
Justin Torres
Geralt is a criminal. Also lots of armor. Also dark humor in the face of danger. Also goes by a title/designation for most characters, who know him by "white wolf" or "witcher"
Jordan Collins
"Conversely, my experiences with playing female characters on WoW for several years had led me to believe that WoW would come out on top as the MMO with the most sexist imagery. I was quite chagrined to discover that the opposite was true and that most of the other top MMOs were actually more sexist in their imagery "
She tallied up, and charted all kinds of concept art, cover art, and the like then drew the conclusion that because women are featured in more suggestive poses, and attires anywhere from -16% to 27% in MMOs, and gaming magazine advertisements that they were sexist.
"I think it’s gross and shouldn’t have been part of the game is not the same as calling for a boycott of a game."
Sounds like another forgotten journalist woke and broke. The bingo was funny though.
Jordan Phillips
he doesn't really wear lots of armor, all of his "canon" armor sets are light leather with some mail
Nathaniel Turner
Josiah Murphy
Point being, he's always wearing armor, lots of it. Compare him to Link for example, Geralt is almost never without armor.
I mean sure he's not spess murine tier but I feel it still applies.
James Price
Strelok doesn't work here boss
Aiden Wood
BASED DOOR.
Cooper Williams
Tried it with Heavy, the main character. No bingo
Blake Bennett
>slavs
>white
Lincoln Hernandez
Adrian Cox
Super Mario
Fuck this chart
Dominic Johnson
Nathan Drake beats it
Hudson Roberts
>Carl Johnson from San Andreas doesn't pass
Isaac Hill
Coldsteel is not an antihero, he's just outright a villain, he was "turned to the darkness" remember?
So no, not even coldsteel gets a bingo.
Samuel James
Easy.
Jose Taylor
>male
Why does Lara Croft fit so perfectly then
Asher Hall
Fucking rigged, I swear.
Adrian Martin
>Replica
>Humans
Clones rights activists plz go
Logan Torres
Even fucking Duke Nukem can't win this bingo xD
Christian Ramirez
Shadow of the tomb raider here
Jackson Cooper
Alloy
Brayden Wood
lmaooooo xdddd kill yourseld :DDDDD
Ethan Wood
So women are winning the male bingo?
Isaac Jackson
He's also a vigilante, dealing with jesus. Also a criminal, cop guy lets you get away with carrying weapons around but that doesn't stop it being a crime.
Door is also a title or designation. Fuck you, it counts.
Zachary Taylor
>talks to and says he is in love with inanimate objects
>no psychological problems
Ethan Thomas
Did the person who made this even play any videogames besides Call of Duty? Hell I'm pretty sure the "title or designation instead of name" square was inspired by Halo but I don't know if captain king even gets a bingo.
Xavier Russell
Lara is definitely also cold and aloof
>Whoops caused a flood that killed thousands of people :D
>Oy gotta get going so I can kill more trinity people :D
Thomas Cox
He kind of becomes a criminal in Week 3 what with the Emergency Call and shit.
Parker Wilson
His kind of plumbing is what he does in the original Mario Bros.
Jaxon Flores
Jace Walker
If you include other M
>Military rank
>Criminal
>Title or designation instead of name (ma'am)
>No patience for politics
>Brooding
>Scowls a lot
Austin Campbell
Just did it before seeing your post. Pretty much confirmed.
Kevin Ortiz
xD was here longer than you kiddo
Jeremiah Baker
>See if your favorite character can get bingo
But my favourite character is female.
Anthony Ross
He gets
>Vigilante
For doing missions for that secret service dude
>He's definitely a loner
>psychological problems
>Supernatural powers (impossible for him to fucking die already)
>Anti-hero
>No patience for politics
Hunter Price
Did I miss anything?
Hunter Collins
Luke Jenkins
The betrayer is a titke of designation you dumdum.
Jason Reed
almost
Matthew Long
Dylan Cooper
Absolutely gets
>Killing spree (humans)
William Reed
Being a vigilante is a crime, user.
>Instead of name
He has a name though.
Caleb Rodriguez
He gets a bingo, being a vigilante = being a criminal.
Also absolutely has psychological problems.
Zachary Gutierrez
Is it still a crime if you're the one making the rules in the first place?
Justin Allen
>uses XD unironically
>calls someone kiddo
Hunter James
>loner
>the game explicitly makes you work as a team
really both of these are a fucking mess
>wraith isn't even white
>bangalore has no psychological problems
>neither of them are cold or aloof
>wraith isn't part of the military
>wraith isn't a hardened vet
>bangalore isn't brooding
>bandalore doesn't have a crew cut
>wraith isn't a criminal
>almost everything that does actually apply to them is just a product of them being in a shooter
a g e n d a
Asher Bailey
Hell, even in MGS2 he didn't really have any patience for the Colonel or Rose's intentional vagueness and the political fuckery throughout the game, often showing frustration whenever they told him what to do without revealing anything about what was actually going on.
Asher Wilson
Nope for Raziel. Didn't work for him.
Jaxson Williams
I think they were more saying that Dante wouldn't get a bingo and hence wins as a result because winning this bingo proves some dumb "toxic masculinity" point
Charles Robinson
The "lot's of armor" and "dark humor" are actually rather rare.
Parker Long
>Vigilante
Yeah but only as a meme. I have thought about it.
>He's definitely a loner
Lots of friends and girlfriends he hang around with all the time.
>psychological problems
Like what?
>Supernatural powers (impossible for him to fucking die already)
It's a video game meta trope. He isn't like that in lore.
>Anti-hero
>No patience for politics
Maybe, but he's like most peaceful guy in the crew.
Jonathan Hall
It's me Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa!
James Price
Based rufus
Julian Ross
Cringe
Blake Perez
So let's say there's a lot predetermined about your character, but a lot of their personality is based on your actions. Would you fill out this sheet based on every action you know of, only on pre-determined things, or a combo of pre-determined stuff and how you played them?
Joshua Howard
This is how it works in real life lol. In extreme/elite professions there are so many filtering/gatekeeping mechanisms that those who make it through will be remarkably similar because a very specific skillset is required for that life.
Jaxon Cox
Lincoln Wright
>Takes more common tropes in aventure/action stories oh bingo!!!
Henry Cox
yeah but otherwise he's perfectly stable and reasonable as long as you don't fuck with him. and the comics imply talking to Sasha is a coping mechanism
Now Soldier, he's a legit maniac
but he still don't get bingo
John Bennett
biceps as big as your thighs should be half-counted since you can pick up The Body, Steroids, etc. Also supernatural powers since typically satan doesn't offer blood lasers to just anybody.
Noah Foster
I couldn't get a bingo with a male protagonist, only female.
Brody Bailey
Evan Diaz
Yeah, I was considering putting those down but I figured I would just go with the stock standard otherwise you could potentially add quite a bit
Camden Collins
actually scratch the vigilante one since she just doesn't care about law.
Hunter Cooper
Vigilantes either
Isaiah Flores
Every political belief is reactionary, faggot.
Ian Gonzalez
Luis Edwards
The scum of the Earth.
Andrew Robinson
No win, even if you count the stuff I wasn't entirely sure about.
Didn't count cold and aloof because it only happens once near the end of the game and he gets over it pretty quickly
Jace Jenkins
I'm a bit unsure as to whether both Sub Zero's are asian based on their model vs their names. Though I'd definitley be more leaning towards being Asian
Blake Scott
A shit male character bingo.
May imply lots of women are written badly with male traits
Cooper Taylor
title or designation also works for Bioware and Bethesda games
Isaiah Foster
Pretty close
Michael Brown
Pretty sure that Vagos dude is easily the most peaceful. Hell even Woozie isn't particularly violent.
Xavier Parker
Colton White
>Soldier
>Does not have a rank
Every soldier has a rank, user.
Julian Bailey
>List main characters don't get bingo
>Even disney princesses win bingo
Nicholas Roberts
Not even close with this one.
James Gutierrez
Damn, no bingo. This sucks
Nathan Perry
Do you really not know anything about TF2?
Benjamin Hernandez
>No anti hero, psych problems or brooding
Isaac Morgan
William Joseph Blazkowicz
yes
Jose Fisher
Nope, not a damn clue. I know the heavy has a gun called Sascha and he loves sandvich, but I really don't have the time for trash like arena shooters.
Carson Sanchez
I don't think he counts as a loner because he's relatively friendly to Zia, Rucks, and Zulf. Plus he actively seeks out survivors.
Isaac Reyes
Well, alright then.
Soldier is not an actual soldier, he never served in any army. He's just a LARPing psychopath with a rocket launcher.
Hunter Jenkins
Basically he calls himself a solider, but was never actually in the military.
Alexander Miller
By jove.
Easton Richardson
Sora, white and super natural powers
Blake Brown
And killed by Makto.
Matthew Powell
Joshua Thompson
>Peter Parker
>Criminal
Michael Hughes
Isn't a Vigilante technically a Criminal by default in most situations?
Noah Taylor
Capitan marvel
Jaxson Barnes
Close one.
Leo Hall
Being a vigilante = criminal, user. But also; Breaking and entering, theft, destruction of public property, littering, trespassing, assault, attempted murder. The full list is pretty fucking long.
Nicholas Sanchez
You're dumb as a fucking rock. The guy is literally a serial killer.
Ethan James
Aaron Rodriguez
>Sub-Zero
>Cold and Aloof
Jason Davis
Yes but a criminal isn't always a vigilante you see.
Isaiah Turner
I did it with Phoenix Wright and I got two, with one of them being debatable.
I did it a second time with yabuki Joe just to be sure and I got like 4 squares so I can confirm this is bullshit
Evan Evans
Blake Morales
Yeah, this really doesn't works with eastern characters at all.
Are holy powers considered "supernatural"? If no, then he literally fills only "white".
Brody Sanchez
>psychological problems
kek
Henry Edwards
>You were always the best, no one ever came close
>You defined the art, and it defines you
Yeah, I'd say 47 has some experience under his belt
Dominic Sanchez
Eli Cook
>hat kid
>white
>supernatural power
>Loner
>tittle or designation instead of name
>Killing spree aliens
Austin Thompson
To you. You can form a political belief through policy analysis and historical context. Reactionary political beliefs are when you take something at face value and immediately come up with a staunch position thats usually based on identity or culture war nonsense.
Landon Morgan
Considering angels invade the world rather than normally inhabiting it, I'm going to go with holy powers being supernatural.
Also he gets a complimentary "they killed my wife/child/family!!! I'll make them pay!!!" for the scene where his ring breaks.
Dubious but I would also attribute "dark humor in the face of danger" for touch fully tail.
He's also a criminal, definitely breaks Illias' laws on the regular.
Daniel Morgan
Every nintendo character "loses" (wins?) this.
Jacob Gray
The "creator" doesnt knows shit.
James Long
They're not my favorite but I don't think the Danganronpa protags check off any of these. At best Shuichi is brooding because of chapter 1 and having little confidence in himself
Landon Jones
Need to make a "Female Lead/Love Interest" Bingo.
Daniel Sanchez
As a history major, I have never, EVER seen anyone form a political opinion from "historical analysis". Even the smartest academics absolutely form their opinions based on their feelings, and try to prove it through one-sided investigation. It's the nature of humanity.
Every politician in every single country is reactionary. Left-wingers are reactionary, right-wingers are reactionary.
Owen Cooper
0/1
Kayden Hughes
0/2
Landon Russell
>he gets a complimentary "they killed my wife/child/family!!! I'll make them pay!!!"
His family is already dead before the game even begins (sans uncle Micaela and his grandma, of course), and he holds no grudge to those that WERE responsible for it, so not sure if it counts.
>"dark humor in the face of danger"
Facing Tamamo when she specifically says she won't fight him isn't exactly "danger" IMO
>He's also a criminal
Eh, debatable. Breaking religious dogma isn't exactly same as "crime"
Michael Campbell
cold and aloof
blase about killing
lots of armor
bald/crew cut
still no bingo though
Leo Diaz
It's him thinking his aunt and other townsfolk got killed by the angels that make him so angry his ring breaks, user. It counts.
Cameron Reed
Nope
Nicholas Barnes
leather armor is still armor
also you forgot bald/crew cut
Juan Martinez
The first two are unknowns, since he doesn't say or emote at all
Fair, the HEV Suit is pretty heavily plated
That's not a crew cut
Henry Martin
Robert Morgan
Ratchet from Ratchet & Clank.
Robert Kelly
Commander Shepherd isn't a title instead of a name. It fulfills "military rank", but not the one next to it, because he still has a name. Same goes for most games where you name your protagonist but they're called something else because they're fully voiced - your character has a name, so it's not just the rank. You just aren't called by that name in voiced dialogue.
Josiah Morales
Shepard isn't a particularly contradictory example for the bingo anyway because I think he'll double or triple bingo.
Thomas Ramirez
He gets one bingo, but only if you're assuming his default male appearance (which isn't even canon since female shepherd appears on a cover too).
Luke Rodriguez
Kirby doesn't get bingo.
Xavier Perez
Forgot my image. Blue lines are ones that apply only to default male shep
I didn't play the dumpster fire third game though so maybe I missed something
Parker Williams
Can 47 really be considered white? He's a fucking nightmare of multiple people's genes from different ethnical groups being spliced together.
Dylan Roberts
Making a female lead/love interest bingo. What does it need?
Jeremiah Williams
At least the Skies of Arcadia version completely fails. Though I suspect even the Valkyria Chronicles version would fail as well even though he'd come close on the top row.
Oliver Brooks
little to no plot relevance
Ethan Roberts
wew lads
Zachary Lopez
>eating all the time is a psychological problem
For humans. Nothing suggests the same applies to Kirby
Jack Gonzalez
I could have gone full retard and made a bingo sheet for every alignment, and there are a couple tiles you could take or leave our of sheer technicality, but even as-is he didn't get near as many bingos as I thought.
Daniel Hughes
Willing to sacrifice herself for the protagonist.
Wyatt Morgan
For magic/caster/healer, change it to just "primarily uses magic and/or a bow"
James Brooks
This seems to just be "Anyone that isn't a beta male" bingo.
Wyatt Cook
"Childhood friend" is a very obvious one.
"Victim of tragedy" is basically a free space
"Has never been in a relationship"
"Rich"
"Royalty"
Aiden Cooper
Doesn't even tick a single square
Brody Sanchez
Damn, if Shulk was bald or had a crew cut he could get a bingo on the bottom row.
>scowls
>has magic sword
>kills lots of robots
>angry for Fiora
>lucious head of hair
Alexander Roberts
I'm not so sure about tragedy victim, rich, and royalty, but the other two are pretty common.
Jayden White
Nah, gotta get more vague and catch-all than that to begin to compare to OP's. Instead of those try
>History with the MC
>sad backstory
>Never been in a relationship (in addition to the "still a virgin square" and in the same line as it of course just like OP's having vigilante and criminal separated)
>rich or influential
>high rank in nobility/religion/government
Nathaniel Cooper
This.
Brandon Butler
she's so perfect, easily the best thing gearbox ever invented
Kevin Barnes
I gave him bottom right for wanting monokuma/junko for pay for what they did
Tyler Parker
Dante passes
Zachary Morales
close
Nathaniel Adams
Yep, see
Jayden Reyes
nope
Grayson Myers
>not title
>not making a living being violent
>not supernatural powers
do you think he was born all cybered up or did his cyberware grow during puberty
Henry Morris
Jesus fucking Christ, even Caim from Drakengard can't pass this. Whoever made it and the statement about being "guaranteed to win" is on crack.
Nicholas Bell
Kayden Kelly
He tries convince Junko to not go through with the punishment though. And he tries to "cure" the rest of the ultimate despair, so I assume he would have tried the same on Junko given the chance.
Matthew Miller
B-bingo...
John Thomas
s-shut up
Colton Jackson
little to no chemistry with the main character
Grayson Cox
im too cool to be here desu
Josiah Foster
XOXXO
OXOOO
OXOXX
OOXOX
OXOOO
Almost two.
Josiah Davis
Alan Wake didn't get a bingo, but always appear in "white male protagonist bad!" pics, uh-huh.
Juan Williams
Joshua King
Only if they're wanted by the government.
Superman is a vigilante but not a criminal.
Jaxon Lee
47 isn't white and also Absolution was a gritty reboot
Juan Fisher
checkmate
wealth and glory to the winner
Angel Wright
He is implying he is pleased with the selection, as the character depicted, JJ Jameson, hates Spider-man.
Jack Thompson
Depends on the type of vigilante. Dante is like a vigilante in that he doesn't answer to any law and is essentially judge jury and executioner, but he doesn't have the government looking for him
Jayden Butler
Parker Bailey
Reactionary is also used as a term for many conservative political beliefs that are now long gone from the mainstream, like monarchism.
It's only an insult if you consider as such.
Any real, say, monarchist, would be proud of his position.
Gabriel Jones
Ezio Auditore
Levi Roberts
Fuck
Christopher Mitchell
almost
I do enjoy some thinly veiled off-topic threads ( namely the cunny ones ) but not many so not sure if that counts
Tyler Green
It says WHITE, not American """white"""
Xavier Robinson
>supernatural powers
>vigilante
Huh?
Henry Green
Alan wake doesn't win, though
Camden Collins
Wonder Red aka Will Wedgewood scratches off only 4 of them, none of which are the middle. Actively subverts several.
Cameron Phillips
Mario has blue eyes, so he's not a southern wop.
Cooper Reed
I think he doesn't pass, actually. Almost gets far left column through some technicalities but
>hardened veteran
Can't spin that one.
Jackson Fisher
DONE.
NEW BINGO. FILL IT OUT, FAGS.
Brody Lopez
You should change "Pewdiepie" to "ecelebs" in general
Hudson Cox
Kayden Parker
Reminder: made for BBC :)
Mason Gray
I did this long ago.
I did attribute some aspects of his giant robot into the chart
Grayson Smith
wrong
made for women
Isaac Gutierrez
according to your shadow Pointman is bald
Gabriel Nguyen
Only cockroaches are happy with their life tbqhwyf
They'll live in anything, they'll eat anything, they'll do anything.
Jason Cooper
>MGR
Zoomer begone.
William Watson
What wrong with it?
Jose Williams
>Biceps big as your thighs
>arguably supernatural powers/strength
Nolan Thompson
>literally named "Sora"
>white
Thomas Cruz
I don't think even Joel from the last of us gets bingo, and he was kind of the Sony face for a bit. Huh.
Cameron Long
Ignore him, user. He doesn't like it because it's an action game instead of stealth, even if stealth wouldn't have fit for post-MGS4 Raiden.
Jacob White
t. faggot
Logan Garcia
Geralt of Rivia. (Blue)
Trevor Philips.(Red)
Max Payne. (Green)
Uh.... turns out I don’t play many single player games that don’t have custom characters.
Jace Bell
Summon the Elector Counts! I did not win!
Brayden Rivera
>Guns. Lots of guns.
Matthew Robinson
Balaclava IIRC
Charles Morris
Wow, you sure showed me you aren't zoomer retards.
Jack Jones
Psychological problems should be the freebie
Michael Roberts
Based Phoenix Wright has zero of these.
(He's asian not white fuck you)
Ayden Hernandez
>BANANAS
Cooper Moore
A (you)
Thomas Murphy
Leo Hughes
Lol
Owen Kelly
Jackson King
Half-Life
John Ross
Crono doesnt fit the bill.
You lose.
Isaac Peterson
Grayson Rodriguez
Josiah Davis
Aloy
Nathan Rodriguez
Just for shits n' giggles I did a chick
Andrew Scott
Forgot to put a mark on the "THEY KILLED MY FAMILY" box. Oops.
Christian Roberts
I don't think anyone fits the bill outside of maybe Doomguy and Master Chief.
Jackson Stewart
He makes a living being violent, although I guess there's mini games.
Hes a knight in some.
Killing spree for sure.
Loner at the begining of most every game.
Triforce of courage and magic could count as supernatural powers.
Wolf form lets him see the dead.
White maybe.
Majora and twilight could count as gritty reboots.
Vigilante for sure.
Scowls a lot
Hardened veteran in breath of the wild, technically.
Hunter Evans
Jaxson Lewis
>He makes a living being violent
Hey, Link has honest grass cutting and pottery recycling jobs.
Jayden Myers
I don't think Sora fills even a single space except Killing Spree.
David Brown
Angel Thomas
Despite how Ramza is/does all of these rather tropey things over the course of the story, it never seems hackneyed or contrived. In retrospect, more of these would apply to Delita.
Angel Hill
>female protag bingo
>ugly
>breasts size of a pea
>masculine
>emulating men from rival series
Jace Robinson
Included explanations/rationalizations for the stretchier ones.
Julian Scott
How many characters actually get bingo on this?
I don't even think Captain King, one of the most cliche vidya heroes of all time, actually gets a bingo unless you really push it.
Adrian Perez
if thats the case then vigilante and criminal shouldnt be right next to each other
Jonathan Morris
Duke Nukem fails this soooooo
Elijah Phillips
A vast majority of "strong female characters" are just women that are written as men with tits, because everyone just assumes strong = masculine despite the fact that what people really want are strong (well written and compelling) female characters rather than strong (literal) female characters.
Aiden Gray
>Trespassing
Does that really count if the mayor gave him the key?
Connor Allen
Probably not. But the police still yelled at him for ignoring the "Do Not Enter" sign, so maybe? Just being as loose as possible to show that even THEN, the card is full of it.
John Clark
Arthur Morgan doesnt make a bingo
what now faggot
Easton Martin
are you literally retarded?
Jason Evans
I make 6 figures
Alexander Edwards
For the three people out there who played Kingpin: Life Of Crime, here's the protag
Adam Smith
Micaiah from Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
Nathaniel Nelson
Got scared for a sec
Camden Diaz
Nathan Drake. He's only a bit of a sociopath but otherwise doesn't fit.
Nicholas Flores
monster hunter, literally any game
Jeremiah Gray
No bingo for Dante
Mason Roberts
Well I at least hope the sex wasn't childhood abuse.
Hudson James
"Hardened veteran" is debatable, but even then.
Bentley Bailey
I think he qualifies for supernatural powers, user.
Camden Wood
Well, Not being an anti-hero pretty much saves Wily's butt.
Owen Long
My thighs are pretty damn big
Levi Lee
His most common occupation after you finish the games is probably becoming a Royal Knight.
That's only making a living violently if you say cops would also fit that bill.
Carson Ross
You are so wrong. Kun is make and change Is female
Eli Moore
wouldn't it be wild if there was a tomboy version of pyra/mythra
Parker Rivera
Was he really blasé about killing? He wasn't too broken up about people dying, but I don't remember him killing anyone except the monster at the end of 2.
Liam Murphy
post ass
Joshua Barnes
Aw man. I'm even bad at bingo.
Kevin Hernandez
There's no evidence Coldsteel is a loner.
Robert Barnes
Bentley Robinson
What do I win?
Gavin Jenkins
Doesn't work for Donkey Kong, GG
Jayden Adams
I assumed this was for FPS games like the original chart. I think I fucked up.
Evan Brooks
CG
COCONUT GUN
Jonathan Taylor
I'm not sure whether to call her romantic inexperience inexplicable because she has a lot of years on Shepard but she's also a turbonerd so that would seem to explicate it in my mind.
Joshua Phillips
Based Drake
Jason Robinson
>Max Payne
>anti-hero
>technically a criminal
>absolutely a vigilante
>killing spree that's even directly referenced in MP2
>will off the first Cleaner in MP2 with just a one-liner
>loner(not by choice though)
>cold and aloof
>white
>dark dark dark humor
>biceps(in MP3 at least)
>has no job as far as I can tell
>guns guns guns
>brood
>"psychological problems" only scratches the surface
>only armor is leather jacket
>bald in MP3
>rarely smiles
>supernatural reflexes
>dead family
Yup.
Levi Butler
Somehow didn't get bingo
Elijah Baker
Not quite.
Easton Bailey
>White
Lin's asian though.
Charles Robinson
what do i win
William Miller
John Hughes
Don't starve. Not one male protagonist gets a bingo.
Sebastian Jackson
is this the power of kojima sama?
Jaxson Garcia
a wop is a wop
Lucas Gray
when did big boss get a gritty reboot
Eli Anderson
How is big boss a loner or a "gritty" reboot?
Aaron Powell
He has armor and inhuman strength in peace walker for some reason
Easton Cox
Julian Russell
Yeah, BB isn't really the loner, that's SS.
Carter Cruz
Should add "They killed my ride!!! I'll make them pay!!!"
Carson Diaz
Link is a hylian you dumbfuck
Jaxon Richardson
>Hylian
>White
Ryan Hall
Are you using "The One Free Man" as his title?
Owen Hill
Caleb Thomas
Snake doesn't win
Alexander Hughes
>Far from no patience for politics he's actually a political guru.
>The reboot is anti-gritty
Bless the count of elector-counts.
Xavier Hall
he likes to be alone.
Brandon Brown
Gordon Freeman
>killing spree (humans)
>loner(?)
>cold and aloof(?)
>white
>guns
>lots of armor
>killing spree (aliens)
shit chart
Alexander Wood
Maybe I should have marked "Cold and Aloof" since Trigger never says a single word.
Henry Powell
>killing spree
He went on killing sprees in C47 and a few times in later games.
>dark humor
Nu-Hitman 2 made him talk more than ever and it's all dark humor undertones.
Josiah Jackson
I think you missed a few
Alexander Morris
>list a shitload of good belivable traits you'd need to make an interesting, serious action game character
>present it in a way that it looks like some kind of bad, cliché thing
I bet that faggot just wants some kind of wacky nigger clown in a nonviolent farming game
Jack Powell
I mean, I guess?
Gabriel Hill
>slavs
>white
Pick one.
Christopher Rodriguez
Muddy Mole doesn't even fit any of these
I guess the man who made this was completely wrong then
Caleb Smith
fuck for some reason my image didn't get posted
>"Hardened veteran" is debatable
he killed entire squads of marines in the first game, including tanks and helicopters. Then did the same on the second game, not to mention everyone acknowledges him as a veteran
Zachary Reyes
holy shit again
Landon Sullivan
>Implying Superman has patience for politics
youtube.com
Evan Scott
Knight is a military rank
Austin Phillips
>no TF2 class gets Bingo
This card was poorly made but I'd expect nothing better from somebody calling herself "wundergeek", self-proclaimed geeks are usually casual, like how self-proclaimed badasses are pussies.
Zachary Hall
The reason for the green is if you eat too much it is bad for you and can cause shit like breast cancer and whatnot. But that's everything. Moderation in all things.
Joseph Jones
All of them should have "Killing spree (aliens/others)" marked because of MvM.
Camden Robinson
Robot drones don't count, they can't be killed as they were never alive
The idea wundergeek is selling is that "disregard for sentient life is toxic masculinity
Jeremiah Allen
Proud of myself
Cooper Brooks
Brody Baker
>Hitler
>Not from a gritty reboot of WWI
>Not lots of guns
>Doesn't scowl a lot
>No dark humor in the face of danger
The fuck kind of Hitler did you play as?
Ethan Morales
What about captain toad?
Kevin Hernandez
>Spyro the dragon
Adrian Morgan
Twinsen from LBA2
none of them
Hunter Thomas
Yea Forums represent, he has his own dynasty warriors so it's ok
Levi Barnes
I was thinking specifically of the Vortigaunts calling him "the free man", but yeah.
Jacob Rogers
Dedede makes a perfect line