99% chance to miss

dumb egg

huh?

He used instant transmission

cute rap

The only way that guy could've lost is if they pulled out the last 9 in the deck

He had double queens, which is better than double 9's, on the flop (the last card) it was a 9, which means the other dude won

whore

Guy in yellow shirt has two queens, another guy has two 9's. Dealer puts down another 9, making three-of-a-kind, which trumps his two queens. You can also see the chips shift, showing that he slammed the table when he stormed off.

>Tranny Land Saga
Yikes.

literally any other card than 9 could be drawn to the table and the guy would've won, and apparently his mathematical chances of winning WERE 98%, according the the HUD

tldr: guy got beat on the last play of the game by the ONLY card that could have beaten him, 9 of hearts would've given him a flush and the win

texas hold 'em
the object is to make a hand of five out of your 2 pocket cards and the five community cards
2 cards to each player (pocket)
round of betting
three community cards (flop)
round of betting
one community card (turn)
round of betting
one community card (river)
one round of betting
players reveal cards (showdown)
so at some point mittleman (green shirt) went all in (bet his entire stack of chips) and was called (the bet was matched), this is why both players pocket cards are face up
mittleman had the higher pair and a flush draw, giving him a huge chance of winning
there was ONE CARD that could've been drawn for his opponent to win, and it's the one that came out

flush beats three of a kind, pokerlets
it HAD to be the 9 of spades, that's what makes it such a bad beat

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How the fuck does a Straight Flush beat 4 Aces.

Fuck poker and this retarded bullshit

who wins if two players have the same flush in different suits?

because the odds of getting a straight flush are 72192:1 and the odds of getting four of a kind are 4165:1

low IQ post

It’s a straight and a flush. It makes sense

Because a straight flush is rarer, brainlet.
Suits have rankings
>clubs (lowest), followed by diamonds, hearts, and spades (highest)

They are ranked by probability. Obtaining 5 sequenced cards of the same kind its harder than just getting 4 cards of the same number/value.

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>100% chance to miss
>hit

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the pot is split if hand values are the same

I could beat all of you in a match like it’s nothing

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>Remember kids, you can always cheat to win card games

>play money
I stopped playing there because so much dumb shit happens when people don't care about losing

even for yugioh isn't that a bit too much of an ass-pull?

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>DESTROY THE MOON

It's a show in which turns doesn't exist. It's all ass-pull.

t. Masao

Ah... the Forbidden Memories strategy. Well played.

>online pokemon battle simulator doodad
>opponent has a full team based on one hit ko moves
>plow thru his whole team with a mere very lucky pikachu

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>99% chance to hit
>You're born transgender

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Hermaphrodites/intersex aren't trans tho. They're just mutants.

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I dont think that's possible in Texas hold'em, each player gets 2 cards, then the dealer reveals 5 more cards. Since you dont get to use your opponent's cards the dealer doesn't reveal enough cards to give more than one person a flush, assuming their suits are different.

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How come explosives aren't 100%? what's the distance between you and the explosives in this hypothetical situation?

missing a sky attack in a crucial moment in pokémon

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I'll take those chances! You better be ready to wear a maternity dress!

sauce on this qt?

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bump for

>Have to wait hours to have overdose and blood letting kill you
>When you can just bellyflop off an alleyway fire escape or lay down next to a homemade explosion.
>Trains are actually really accidental
Man teenagers are DUMB.