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the cult of ugliness

>Samus A Man

>Make a angry russian slav dude on drugs
>Call it a girl

OH MERGUUD ANOTHER TWITTER THREAD
YAAAAAAAY

nice

the armor is more sexy the the person inside

What's with you fucks and searching for shit to rage at? I would not have known these two faggots exist if not for this thread.

At first I thought this was a genderbent

>women can only be powerful if they're disgusting butch lesbians

Samus Returns was peak

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Honestly minus the stupid hair and complete breast removal, she already looked pretty good until Other M fucked the whole thing up. Didn't have make up or those retarded heels

>Badass women can't be attractive
>Attractive women can't be badass
Why are they so mysoginistic v¿

>heel boots
no

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I don't get these people that think feminism = masculinity

It's defeating the whole purpose? LOOKING LIKE A WOMAN IS BAD! YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A MAN! THATS HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FEMALE!

>those ears

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Peak disgusting tranny.

>just not as Metroid protagonists
Why? And have there been any other protagonist in Metroid?

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>girl has big tits
>“what a juggletiddy sexmoppet. What a hoe”
I mean in real life there’s a high chance but there are quite a few big-breasted women who aren’t entirely sluts

God twitter is trash

>just not as a metroid protagonist
Yeah, that's for you to decide tranny. Fuck these people and the effect they've had.

>Didn't have make up or those retarded heels

What is with the cult of ugly thinking pretty=useless?

>Butch dyke number 846283
Yawn. At least try to be original

nice taste user

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She looks amazing in that game

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>the best women look and act like men
>or are just straight biological males
>this is progress

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I just don't understand why people think video game characters shouldn't be cute/sexy/etc. What's the big fucking deal? There's beautiful people everywhere you go in every single square kilometer of all of the entire earth.

Why does every character have to be ugly, black, gay, etc nowadays? It's just all so tiresome
Who gives any amount of a fuck if Samus is sexy? I just don't get it.

>draw a man
>call it a woman
Are SJWs just inverse Japan?

>I LOVE THIS SHE'S SO BUFF AND ANGRY

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Eugh, the fuck is that Varia Suit? Looks all fat and bloated.

It needs to be to hold her massive cock.

People really don't understand the juxtaposition of Samus being a cold and ruthless bounty hunter and also a beautiful feminine woman is what makes her character interesting. If she was just another hardass female soldier, that's boring.

do you think people who formulate sentences like that actually play video games

that is bretty gud. Both feminine and imposing at the same time.

I don't get it either but there's some kind of deep puritain current in burgerland. The torch used to be held by the evangelical right but as soon as they lost relevance the "progressive left" became the carriers.

Does she have to take her legs off before she gets in that?

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It's basically "muh realistic mech suit". I would bet that the artist has never even played metroid and doesn't realize the suit is alien technology.

i dont fucking get it
samus is like the pinnacle of female protagonist character design
why do these troglodytes think that an absolutely abhorrent looking thing is more realistic than a woman who happens to be attractive
besides, you mostly see samus in her varia suit, not zero suit.

i dont fucking get it
these people should be lined up and shot with rubber bullets until they bleed out internally

mass effect pulled it off though

Why it's always either white tranny or blacks for these woke character design? There are other minorities that underepresented on videogames like pajeet, seanig, sandniggers, etc...
These SJW are so racist

^^^this x100

Its especially worse when it comes off as forced just like this guys drawing is.

Samus is one of the original, if not the original, badass woman of video games. They never pushed how she looked (you can argue they do with the Zero Suit, but they didn't shove that down our throats until Ninja Theory's shit game. It was just a little cameo at the end of the games if you did good otherwise). She just happened to look good and kick ass.

It does make sense that she has short hair though

>gets in that
The suit is pure energy that literally forms around her. It's not a piece of cloth or spandex she has to squeeze herself into.

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>character is a woman
>uses power armor, a big gun, and does dude things
>looks like a woman
>NO THIS IS BAD
>SHE HAS TO LOOK LIKE A MAN
I'm getting confused as to who the sexists are these days

I knew Yea Forums had a /pol/ problem, but holy shit fuck this thread.

Poor guy. He looks like he's had a hard life and is on drugs

>take a female
>make them male
>suddenly showered in praise

>we need more female characters!
>this character is too female, turn it into a male!

Honestly the fat dykes that no one wants aside from Bioware that are causing most of the bullshit, inside and outside of video games.

You dont see nearly as many gay dudes or normal looking lesbos bitching the same way these whales with their heads half shaved and purple hair with their whole faces pierced crying

>buff and Angry
That’s what she looks like right now. The only thing different is that she’s not bald

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Think of all the drama and headaches that would have been spared if Nintendo had just made Samus a robot from the start.

>male character is super buff, wears skin tight clothing and shows off skin sometimes
>this is fine, this character is ordinary, there is nothing sexual about this
>female character does the same thing
>wow fucking slut, fucking sexual object, high heeled jiggletiddy sexmoppet
really makes you think

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Nope. We need to homogenize everything to a sexless state.

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LOL I AM SO MAD AT THIS TWITTER PERSON AND I AM SO GLAD THAT IT WAS SCREENCAPPED AND POSTED ON Yea Forums FOR ME AND MY FELLOW VIRGINS TO RAAAAGEEEE AT!!!! BASED AND REDPILLED NIGGERS

How bizarre he drew this a few days before that apparently

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Nothing says escapism like reminding yourself of reality.
I'll never understand people's obsession with visually unappealing characters, or female characters lacking femininity, and making them look like either boys or genderless human shaped blobs. You don't need your character to look like you to relate and enjoy a character or the game, you just need a good character and good game.

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that one is more on Ultimate's case for ditching the realistic artstyle, model rips already have shown that Snake's butt is the same size, but since the artstyle isn't realistic, they didn't draw in every fold that his sneaking suit adds.

So basically: a MAN.

I confirm and understand.

Why the fuck retards behind those redesigns are faggots, furries or a combo of both?

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Wow..

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because there's some dumb idea that you take everything from games at face value so if you grow up playing games with sexy women and all you see is the sexiness and nothing else about their character, you're going to grow up and assume that all women are good for is being sexy. Which is a dumb theory since that would only be the case if you had literally 0 other external influences and you only had video games.

>abs

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There are like 3 threads with people just fucking shitting on women right now, like full blown hate and generalizations, and THIS is the thread you call pol?

Samus' best design is the one from Other M. At least without the suit on. That's a fact.

I'll never understand the obsession these people have with making female characters angry men.

Someone likes something that I don't?
WAAAAHHHHH! I'M GONNA MAKE A THREAD ON 4CHANNEL!

MP1 Samus a best

shut up dobson

Those threads are /r9k/ you retard.

/thread

I'm all for buff Samus, but why do SJWs think buff women can't have curves and boobs?

>the white girl has the biggest ass
what the fuck
>black girl has the smallest ass
what the fuck

>Make Samus a man

Western artists cannot be trusted

Its almost like stereotypes aren't true 100% of the time!

because having curves or boobs just means you're created for the male gaze and no longer a strong female character!

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Why do people get triggered by good looking women? So triggered they feel the need to uglify them any way they can?

>>Make a angry russian slav dude on drugs
>>Call it a girl
yeah but jack was skinny and had that suicide girl look going for her

not to mention she had more feminine attributes

I legitimately thought that was a guy for a second.

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>those canonically massive breasts

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I don't get it, is it ironic?
Why is xhe ok with samus as a man?

Me too.

>HAL-era Sakurai and Benimaru Itoh did the best Samus designs
>two fucking nips
OHNONONONONO

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They keep insisting on giving her heels. There's no reason for her to have them.

An ugly man, at that.

westerners CAN make interesting takes on characters, but I don't get why the bad ones get the most attention.

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Make the shoulders broader and you have an alright rule63. Do people even still do rule63?

because they get (you)s.

Looks like a dude with Klinefelter

Would you play FFVII with black characters?

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It already had black characters. Now post white Barrett.

They're Israeli, so everything is backwards.

you mean it had a token black guy.

The entire point of Samus Aran was that while she looked like a superpowered space marine guy, it turns out she's a feminine woman underneath.

If it looks like a dude underneath the whole thing falls apart.

>fuse Jimmy Hopkins and Gary Smith from Bully together
>remove bulge
>"Here's my totally woke interpretation of Samus, guys"

Jesus. Where is the roof on this fucking dumb school of thought that constantly demands that idealized beauty needs to be deconstructed with ugly """realism"""?

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Now that you mention it, why wasn't Barrett's kid black as well?

>post white Barrett.
Second

the races of FFVII's cast really weren't that important, so it's not like much would change(unless westerners wrote it because then they'd try to make the fact that they are black part of their personality)

She was adopted you speedreader. She's Dyne's daughter.

All these people want is for beauty and excellence to be destroyed.

You can't be a pure alpha like Samus who's stalwart, strong, attractive, resourceful, morally good, and basically every ideal human trait rolled into one. You MUST be imperfect. You're not allowed to make a character that embodies a heroic ideal, they MUST be dragged off of their elevated position and thrown in the dirt with the rest of us.

Because having things to aspire to makes dead-end losers feel bad. That's why Incels hate Chads and that's why Tumblrinas hate women who are hot, successful, and not in their cult, fictional or not.

hahahahaha what the fuck is that

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unironically a pretty good race swap

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Nuke the westacucks desu.

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kek

>Japan
>Draw a girl, call it a guy
>West
>Draw a guy, call it a girl

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She looks like she fucks Asian men

Out of the three, only Cloud really does anything interesting or unique with the race change.

They're decently drawn, but changing Seph and Tifa more would have been better.

Because that's not his kid? Did you even play the game? She's Barret's adopted daughter, her really dad was Barret's best friend who went crazy.

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>Draw Eminem
>Call him a woman

It was a pretty irrelevant plot point. Makes you wonder why it couldn't have just been Barret's daughter and be black.

My bad. It has been over a decade since I played it.

>draw a man
>call it a woman
Are SJWs just bizarro weebs?

I actually fuck with the black sephiroth lmao

This isn't someone who's working on the new Metroid Prime is it?

I thought this was Aaron Diaz at first, it has that same butch haircut and angry expression thing that he's obsessed with.

is this fanart?

also

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haha his gun will shoot string cheese because he's white and white people love cheese

I like the suit design but the haircut needs to be a less mannish one. There’s cuts like that made for women but he drew a man one. Also the face looks too mannish. The body does too...

Did he draw her as a tranny?

>Makes you wonder why it couldn't have just been Barret's daughter and be black.
If it's so irrelevant then why are you so hung up on her being black? Fuck off already.

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>implying the two groups don't crosspost
HERE IT COMES, NIGGA!

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This looks disgusting, resetera needs to keep their shit on resetera.

These are ugly people, inside and outside, who hate and want to destroy the beautiful. They are literally the evil witches out of fairy tales. They are perverted and disgusting and want to see the perverted and disgusting normalized.

I’ve never seen a single SJW say something like “this is a good place for hot chicks”, so this “time and place” stuff is just rhetoric to trick normies.

You mean perfection.

I feel like they wanna fuck men but have to hate men so they draw what is clearly a man and lie to themselves and claim they drew a woman so they can still jack it while still technically hating men

Samus, obviously. Can't you tell?

Get fucking dabbed on you nigga

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Sure, eurasian tiger.

Imagine believing in all of this unrealistic sci fi mumbo jumbo but finding attractive people being competent to be impossible within the setting.

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the only people to do Samus justice is the Prime team
everyone else just has retarded agendas or just horny

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Thank you. These dabs are the most "you's" I've ever gotten

They don't like heirarchies. No beauty heirarchies, so they attack attractiveness. No merit heirarchies, so they promote communism. It's just a way for them to feel better about themselves since they don't want to improve, they just want to flatten.
I've see proto-SJWs in comics try to rationalize by calling it cheesecake. And in certain places at certain times it is acceptable until they are pushed to take a side by real SJWs. They either then redpill and reject SJWs or fold and say cheesecake is bad too and/or should be pushed underground until no longer visible or removed entirely.

Should've gone with a school shooting cumskin joke. Catch this dab, fag

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>he doesn't know
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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get fucking DABBED ON white boy

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>the only people to do Samus justice is the 2D team everyone else just has retarded agendas or just horny
Fixed that for ya.

the only "butch" Samus I'd accept is an older veteran Samus portrayed by Jane Lynch

Oh shit, the shitposts were true for once. I was sure it was going to be a black dude.

Sorry not sorry

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But she does fuck (exclusively) yellow men

You have no idea what you have unleashed.

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So she wants a man as a protagonist?

Why do western artists always want cute girls to be barrel-chested dykes

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>shoulder span and height increases dramatically with armor on
I'll never get this

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>heels
>mole
>ZS

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Nice

I expected a fucking nigger, though

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no lmao
they were making jokes about her being a tranny and throwing her into sports bikinis and leotards because a few pixels of it made their little yellow wee wees hard

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This one actually isn't terrible. Asian Velma's arms are fucked up though

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why

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>attractive women are jiggletiddy sexmoppets
femincels are adorkable.

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I'd rather she looked how she did in the comic, also bring back this guy we need a male metroid protag, equality right?

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I honestly don't mind this one too much. the random racebending is dumb, but other than that it's fairly unoffensive, especially compared to the other ones you posted

>mfw this thread
How bad could they possibly get?

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>Not as Metroid Protagonists
>Metroid Protagonist has always been a babe

because bad changes get more attention and because this website has a huge bias to Japanese art so has to constantly push the narrative that West art=bad

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>shaggy as shaggy
heh

heh

my eye

Holy shit you can practically feel the daggers from their eyes

>changing the race of characters for no reason
I don't think there's really a way to improve the gang's designs tho.

Someone post that "vulnerable characters" Sonic redesign.

Houston is a champion.

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>mfw this thread

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it is a dumb theory but women don't even cook anymore and sexualize themselves. They ghost you without warning and have priority for getting hired nowadays. I obviously don't personally believe this but by making themselves like men they are functionally only good for sex in a relationship. Especially when they aren't ready to be emotionally present either. Idk man maybe we wouldn't have this problem if we kept sexy characters in vidya. It's the ONLY solution

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oh wait, THAT'S a girl? kek

Shut up, Doug, Prime Samus in any iteration has never looked good, only Metroid, Metroid II, Super, Fusion, Zero Mission, and Samus Returns Samus looked good.

I actually like the idea of a more traditionally "soldier-y" samus
No heels, more muscle, badass space bounty hunter that has seen infinite shit rather than THE BABY, etc
But this is absolutely not the way to do it. Yuck.

She can still have long hair since it's not a liability when she's in the suit, she should have hips and thighs and a chest, as well as broad shoulders and a generally imposing but feminine build since she's basically peak genetically modified human and those are major signifiers of health and performance
Returns did a pretty good job, but it's not like it's a new idea.

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>just not as metroid protagonists
what the fuck is this dumb pinko talking about? there's only one metroid protag and the series was created with her as protag so it must be made with her in mind

well the current designs are iconic and I don't like change so no lol

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kek

Somebody post the original anime mystery gang as a palate cleanser

Where's blown shins old man Samus redesign?

I can respect this one

trannies need to be murdered, suicided, and burned at the stake.

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They like hierarchies just fine, they just want to be the ones on top. That was the point of the Bolshevik Revolution right, Jews attack Russian society, destroy Russia and install themselves on top.

A society that destroys beauty and exalts ugliness and perversion would, of course, put the ugly perverts on top. What a surprise, they’re all ugly perverts!

>The movie
OHNONONONO BWAHAHAHAHA

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Women aren't allowed to be sexy anymore?
>inb4 this is sexy
It ain't

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/high-octane-women/201109/meet-the-least-happy-people-in-america
Unironically, the least happy people are the stronk independent career-minded woman who don't need no man. The happiest is the man who is the primary income earner with a wife taking care of the household.

I have no issue with characters of this type, characters like Kat form Halo Reach are fine. I'm not even against an alternate take on Samus that looks a bit less like a super model. But why must it be such a radical shift into literal man territory. Even in Other M, when Samus was an actual soldier she didn't look like this. Why do she have to look like an actual man?

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This is what I wanna see if they ever do a game chronologically after Fusion.

The only thing that would make Samus hotter is giving her overtly monstergirl features on top of her Amazonian sex goddess body.

>Pedophiles

No no no, you're supposed to post bad ones.

Nononono as a woke feminist, he has gained exclusive knowledge into exactly which series attractive women belong to, and where they don't

I want to FUCK and CUM INSIDE scooby-doo

Why is that? Is there something I'm missing? Shaggy looks like a hipster douche, Fred is a gay Asian, Daphne is okay I guess and Velma is black.

i honestly wouldn't mind this so long as it was treated like an alternate take with each of the gang having a personality that actually differed from the originals. At that point they are just completely different characters.

shaggy is alright. the rest is cancer
velma T H I C C I'll allow it
what the actual fuck am I looking at?
this is just vomit on a screen
needing to label the characters says it all

To actually answer the OP, Alm got a nice redesign.

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>she

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Damn those are some cute kids
Jealous of their family desu

>fucking your wife doggy style while she's dressed as Scooby

Samus should have big tits AND muscles

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just adding fuel to the fire

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I'm talking about the useful idiots. The leaders are the ones saying this stuff in bad faith, so I would agree. They want to be the one in charge of proclaiming what is fair and what is not

patrician taste

That's actually kinda weird. He's not even a hot asian dude. She most emotionally abuse him and get off on it or something.

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>thighs

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so trannies can self insert

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Aren't they rocket heals

This one's fine

C'mon, this one is good

everytime with the noses

I though Gandalf was Easy motherfucking Pete

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Samus Returns' design was right there and they fucked it up.

holy shit that fred is BUFF

I have a worse one.

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I believe it and I'm aware. I honestly feel bad for women since they've been fooled into hating themselves and degenerating civilization as a whole. I had an argument with my little sister (she's a liberal Bostonite) and I asked her and her pretty friend, "Don't you guys want to provided for and not have to work? Wouldn't that be great to have a stable household that provides for you?" Her pretty friend said yes and my sis said no. Well my sis is hating the work life and probably herself in the process. Poor gal. We had a working formula for tens of thousands of years for a reason. Once the radicals and useful idiots came for vidya it was the beginning of the end. Maybe we can turn it around.

what is it saying?

That's just a bad artist

>6'3
>muscular
a fictional maria wattel

Is there any type of story where the Tumblr "artstyle" actually works and adds to the plot?

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>posting a shahdee kaileena webm
>without her incredibly cute butt showing
user, this is absolutely appalling behavior!

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Almost all boots, even men's, have heels
These aren't nearly as retarded as the rocket stilettos

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That Daphne is cute

>Shaggy is just Snufkin but lanky
I dig it. Rest are crap, you expect me to believe that's the high school queen?

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Keep being in denial. You know it's true. The only thing to make it better would be upping the resolution.

Why is every artist obsessed with making Samus look 'practical'?

Nobody ever designs new suits, or comes up with new ideas for powers, they just shave her head and make the armor ugly and call it a day. Why does it keep happening?

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An user above was just talking about people wanting bad art to get (you)s, versus good art.

This is a joke right? There’s absolutely no way someone made this unironically.

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How the fuck does a suit of armor develop morbid obesity?

Early Himukai style has a nice feel to it

>And have there been any other protagonist in Metroid?
Did you forget Hunters and Fed Force?

It's an excuse to make them ugly.

>Fugly man looking samus
>Liked by fat half head shaved cookie monster
Like poetry

tumblrina: I'm going to subvert societal norms and expectations of women and our bullshit definition of beauty femininity by making my strong independent womyn flat chested!

also tumblrina: *failure to grasp anatomy resulting in reliance on thiccshit pandering means her character's ass is like twice as thick as the rest of her body anyway, an unrealistic and ugly sexualisation*

also also tumblrina: *gives her design impractical bikini armor anyway to remind everyone that the character is in fact a woman, a ladywoman in fact!*

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The same reason trannies make Master Chief look old and ugly when he's canonically handsome and looks like someone in his late 20s early 30s.

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Anybody got the image where scooby is the black guy?

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Very good, very western

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I still wonder why bimbofication has become a an actual fetish. Or is the whole Bowsette thing an extension of the idea?

>a fuckin' extra from the Magic School bus busting the "We can do it!" pose
Jesus wept.

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Western """""Art"""""

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this design but remove the disgusting unneeded heels and its literaly perfection

You think those /r9k/ e-that wojaks were an exaggeration? Kek.

>the character is ugly and doesn't look like a girl, therefore it's good now!
You can literally go out of your way to make a character ugly and these people will praise you.

This is what a woman would look like if she was a tough space bounty hunter, not some blonde bimbo slut

He comes from a super rich family

Post the Koalas

This one always cracks me up because my brain just assumes it's four weaboos crossdressing and pretending to be anime. They just look too much like goofy dudes. Like I can practically hear four nerds yukking it up about how kawaii they are as a joke.

>hairy arms and legs

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>Then: don't judge a book by its cover
>Now: judge a book by its cover
I want to say the past was better, but practically speaking, if I see a nigger, 99% chance he's going to act like a nigger.

>this board is too full of pussies to tell the OP's artist how they feel so they collectively hide their snarky comments on Yea Forums where nobody will see them

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I almost vomited in my mouth

>reverse image search
>no results
aw come on

>this is what primefags think is good

>science ninja hero batoman and gatchaman robin

These are all pretty neat desu

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There is no reason for this gif to be that fucking long

This is what a woman would look like if she was a tough bounty hunter who decided to shave her head. Nothing about Samus's life style means she HAS to have a shaved head.

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>attacking random artists on twitter and giving them victim points is a good idea

go on

This is as bad as what OP posted. Stop at once.

Black dephne would work. Asian velma would be popular with nerds. Latino shaggy would work with his personality. Fred should probably stay white because that's part of his personality.

Samus is supposed to be absolutely beautiful, but I agree the ZM/Smash designs are bad. She looked better in Super Metroid and the original Metroid 2. SR did it better but the zero suit is a total mistake. Bring back the bikinis.

asian must have money or something because he is painfully average looking for a white blonde to want to date him over chad

I feel like enough people have already shat on the art to his face for him to get the picture. Not to mention there is no point if he doesn't reply, which he hasn't to anyone calling out his design.

YO

Best version of Samus is pic related. Why can't she canonically be a dumb qt obsessed with spheres?

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Looks like a white Will Smith.

Zero Mission and Samus Returns looked great, get a nail, a hook, a hammer, a rope, and head to your room, you what to do from there.

Everything about this is awful

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>slav
Looks like an albino black dude.

>would look like
>would

According to who? The diehard realismfags who think that everyone's imagination should be limited by a strict strict sense of plausibility over all else?

How about enemies not being able to grab her by her hair when she's fighting them

I prefer Samus' version in Samus & Joey manga.

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iirc, she was actually the one paying for his shit while he was an unemployed nursing student

>Doug "ACFag" Harris likes this

It was Team Ninja, not Ninja Theory, and it wasn't shit it was great you faggot.

This design with the butch hair would be unironically based as fuck.

Not really an issue when she is constantly wearing a suit of armor.

ZM design looks retarded compared to previous Samuses like Fusion and SM, but SR does look much better. The zero suit was a retarded idea and ruins the relaxed feeling and levity of Samus shedding her armor. She also needs to let her hair down.

Thats not a woman.

Aren't elves supposed to be really tall aryans?

>fighting outside of the suits ever

zero suit was a fucking mistake

Here's an idea, fuck redesigns, just bring back the original one. Problem solved

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more like samus a man

Black Sephiroth looks really cool actually

>just not as metroid protagonists
As if the creators of the game don't know what the fuck they want as a main character and how to design them.

/pol/ boogieman every single time. Could it not just be that rabid, politically possessed idiots on Twitter have been bitching about sexy women in video games since before the inception of that platform and this website in general is opposed to their McDogma? It's not partisan politics to call out faggotry when you see it, go be an SJW somewhere else you homo.

I think Scooby looks okay.

she looks like a fucking ape haha

>hot white blonde is willfully dating him and paying his bills while he's an ugly asian

life isn't fair

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I like the wires, but the green modern visor looks cooler.

NINTENDO
HIRE
THIS
MAN

This is the perfect look.

best samus coming through

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wedges != heels
>There's no reason for her to have them.
except there is

Is it bad that I would actually like for her to have that personality?

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Metroid became a popular franchise, and therefore needs a progressive depiction of a woman as the protagonist. Sexy women only belong in niche series that get no sales. If they ever do get sales, they need to be redesigned since they are now a popular franchise, which needs a progressive depiction of a woman as the protagonist.

No, because it would be an agenda-driven mess. Nobody cares about black representation in Japan and nobody should care about pandering to ethnic groups in the West either. FF7's cast is already diverse and when they were creating the game they weren't huddled in a room together thinking of ways to smash the white male patriarchy, they were a bunch of Nip nerds who wanted to make a cool and groundbreaking game and that's what we got. So tl;dr fuck this type of idiotic race baiting.

>giving samus a personality

Literal hitler.

It's the same fucking shit, shut the fuck up.

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Alfie in the bottom left.

>Implying she doesn't have one
if she was a cold, killing machine like Doomguy she would've killed that baby Metroid.

>dating
They're engaged now

>butthead overbite

YO LIL DONNIE I COVERED MYSELF IN KITTY LITTER AFTER POOPIN HAHA BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

wait till he finds out about black dicks lads

>Daphne's face
>fine
No.

I kinda like Niggaroth

Yup, Samus is similar to the Master Chief.

God that looks awful.

I can believe Fred has a tan, this one is fine

You have awful taste.

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Best ever take on Samus.

Alright Sakamoto

>white

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That Sephiroth is okay because blacks are the bad guys

Yet they never change Scooby's breed.

Fuck this website for giving me this stupid fucking fetish that I hate

>waaahhhhhh why isn't my warrior woman curvy with big boobs and no muscles and flowing clean hair

You all are pathetic. Pic is realistically what she would look like.

post em my dude.

She looks like a sims character you retard

Low effort.
waaaaahhhposting is going to be too obvious from now on because of you, retard.

what the fuck is this even supposed to be

Samus was genetically enhanced by the Chozo. She can look like that because fuck you space bird science magic.

I'm glad somebody made this before me

Whatever you say, Doug "ACfag" Harris. Canada needs to be nuked alongside California.

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I think they are low effort trannies.

kill la kill

which in turn sizably enhances my penis

Back to your dead site resetera with you.

>Samus ditches her ponytail and dutch braids her hair like a female MMA fighter
>grasping it in a fistfight is now twice as hard but now she looks super urban and slutty

No girl with flawless golden locks like Samus would willingly shave that shit off. None. Get a grip.

Neat.

>Fiction needs to be realistic
People like you are ruining the gaming industry

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who gave l4d license to akira toriyama

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I think I just puked in my mouth, trannies need to be gassed.

It was a new free way for doctors to get patients who have digested something poisonous to vomit.
It worked too wel land the project was scrapped.

GET DABBED

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>nobody said lesbian but he cant help himself,that June his cousin get more pussy the he ever will

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The problem with these redesigns is that if any of these characters were isolated and seen separately, you wouldn't be able to tell what they were supposed to be

image too small user

If retarded sjws want to make Samus a man, can they at least choose better design aesthetics than "retarded ape"?

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She's in a power suit and the weakest fauna she finds herself dealing with has spines that are hard and sharp enough to penetrate archeotech power armor if the integrity field is low.

As for Zero Suit; she's unarmored, typically against crude; but effective combat forms armed with plasma cannonry and half meter long shearing claws.

By the time she's concerned with getting her hair grabbed, she's already so far up shit creek it won't matter.

This also makes the curious assumption that if Samus Aran, professional and seasoned bounty hunter, found herself stuck without armor in close quarters for an extended period, she wouldn't chop that shit without hesitation.

better than the original.

he hot

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Metroid already doesn’t sell that well compared to other Nintendo IPs. This would be the final nail in the coffin

>not using a qt mma fighter as an exmp

>Has lesbian pussy-slayer cousin
>doesn't fap to the thought of her cucking you
This is not based. This is cringe

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Remember that time that Brianna Wu got banned from Wikipedia for changing the Samus entry to say that she's queer? Good times.

>Cloud with those annoying mumble rap SoundCloud rapper blonde dreads
nah

feather pubes

I LOVE how she looks all buff and pissed off!

Have these people ever even seen a female

where's the rest fucker

This image is enough reason to wipe out the human race

True, but Samus Returns was the first Metroid game since Other M and it sold very well, especially for a 3DS title. Metroidvanias have been explosively popular recently so even if Prime 4 doesn't have as many of the Castlevania elements as other titles in the genre I'd be surprised if it didn't sell like hotcakes.

ara ara

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>fine
>>fine
>>>>>>FINE
WHERE'S FUCKING SCOOBY-DOO YOU RETARD?!

do not fuck the phazon construct

Obligatory.

exhentai.org/g/1296991/a9eda64c70/

post THAT one

>Dyne
wat?

You talking the Undertale one? Sadly I don't have it on this computer.

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Why do these fucking faggots think redesign = make shit overcomplicated (or occasionally, oversimplified) and ugly as sin?

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>those eyebrows
>those schnozzes
>those necks
>Minako's fucking shoulders
JUST

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>women can only be powerful if they're disgusting butch lesbians

isnt this implication more sexist than making a sexually appealing female character?

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>uranus is literally crossdress

finna YUCK

What race would Yuffie be?

>supermans a giant robot controlled by a little boy

Wouldn't it make more sense for Captain Marvel to be that?
The DC Shazam one, not the Marvel foot fungus one

The best ever.

>This also makes the curious assumption that if Samus Aran, professional and seasoned bounty hunter, found herself stuck without armor in close quarters for an extended period, she wouldn't chop that shit without hesitation.
Could actually be a pretty cool scene for a new prime style game
Then after you get the suit back there's a timeskip and she has grown it out again, and maybe there's a really short scene where visibly appreciates it.
I like little personality details like that. She obviously values her hair or she wouldn't have it, since short hair would be more convenient. It's probably a psychological link to her humanity/femininity or something like that. But she's badass enough that when she needs to she'll chop that shit off without a second thought and leave the feeling sad about it until after she's got shit done

Holy fuck

fuckin nasty my dude

The fuck happened to Boromir and Frodo?

A little brown Mexican girl, with an oversized ninja star shaped like a sombrero

>FEMININITY IS BAD
>FEMININITY IS WEAKNESS
>WOMEN CAN ONLY BE STRONG BY BEING MASCULINE
Is nobody else seeing how fucking sexist this is?

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>Actually sensible and relies on many hanna-barbera design staples such as whiteless eyes and concave curves

Meh. She’s a weird alien hybrid. She can look like a peacock for all i care.
What I don’t like are those stupid heels/platforms whatever.

I don’t care if superpowers are a thing for her, those are just a nuisance.

>jiggletiddy
why do all these SJWs breastshame?

Samus looks good in Smash and she looks good with a mole. She just needs her Smash 4 breasts.

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Rei's nose is facing the wrong angle. Otherwise this doesn't look all that bad.

>I'm gonna fuck that phazon construct!
-Probably some space pirate's last words

The logic of the 90's is now reversed user, before the lesson was that playing with barbies didnt make you less of a man, now it means you were a women all along "trapped" in a mans body who needs to get your hormones fucked with and your genitalia mutilated.

You mean just like people want to stop racism by blocking white people from entering universities? The lefties are backwards, mate.

Space pirates are basically Yea Forums. Egging each other on and doing the dumbest shit.

Based, need more strong and hot girls in video games.

>There are like 3 threads with people just fucking shitting on women right now
Try to explain why that is a problem without using
>NOT VIDYA
>U FROM /POL?
>U CAN'T GET LAID
Why do you protect women on the internet?
None of them will fuck you for it. You may get a "thanks :P" Thats it. Why debase yourself sticking up for cunts?

I can see this. I dunno if I would really want this, but it's an interesting take on what a person would look like going through Samus's backstory.

I'd let LaTifa sit in my face.

Just saying.

So really all it boils down to.
>If a character is not fat and ugly as me, she is not strong.

>There are like 3 threads with people just fucking shitting on women right now,
oh boohoo
how will women ever survive?

Black Panther.

NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE TRUE how can a 5/10 poverty gook get a qt gf but I can't wtf did r9k and pol lie to me?

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Could be worse.

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But fat people are all curve and boobs. Like... Even the men. It's not appealing except to fetishists but they are literally nothing but curves and boobs.

was average

If they wanted to make art of Samus but as a man Admittedly it would still look terrible since the drawing looks like Punished Scout from TF2, why don't they make art of Samus but as a man?

fat boobs don't count. you should know this.

A time ago I read that replacing women for a male counterpart is sexist.

It was good enough to win several Oscars tho

The oscars are a farce to push agendas. You know this.

vocaroo.com/i/s0GoLpHoUcsH

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Watched it the other day. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. The villain was good, but while the prince was in the suit, I never felt like he ever was in any danger.
But the villain had way too little screen time. And the scientist girl made Stark look like an idiot.

Going in my cursed images folder

>It was good enough to win several Oscars tho
I don't think it deserves any Oscars to be honest. It didn't do anything ground breaking, and if it went for full black cast, Black Dynamite should have gotten one a long time ago.

>Just not as metroid protagonists

But... Samus as a hot woman IS the metroid protagonist. That is the canon. How is it not the place for it if the place was literally built for that?

>You have to be an ugly woman to be strong

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IT TIME TO STOP

He’s talking about the giant robot suit with legs that don’t proportionally make sense with her legs, retard

The scientist girl didn't seem legit, which I think could be fixed if they gave her underlings or something or made her act more mature.
But the thing that REALLY stretched by suspension of disbelief in the movie was those fucking lip plates.

I’m gay, and this is kinda hot. I could date a wamen who looked like this

ssssshit! I want her to put me in a headlock

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Just a half step away from becoming Tranny Samus.

Even if you are gay. How the fuck can you think that's hot? You just hit the absolute peak of shit taste.

"modern" videogames are not allowed to have hot women. It entices the male players and make them think bad and sexy (bad) things about women.

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>lip plates
You mean like how they should have gone past those traditions? I mean that shit exists in real life if you genuinely didn't know.
I also found it weird how such a technologically advanced nation, with women doing what we consider mens work, still has a monarchy.

>dinduroth
Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

There we go

cope, you dog

>dumbest shit
IT'S CALLED SCIENCE, user

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>>dinduroth

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I like how a few years ago the Oscars were #SoWhite but now that they gave Black Panther an Oscar they're the gatekeepers of fine cinema.

I mean, these aren't too bad designs.

This looks almost as bad as somthing that faggot Incase would draw.

Crackers gotta be demons than

>ctrl+f "eminem" in this thread
>this was the only result

I'm disappointed

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>he fell for the nigs are bigger meme

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What happened to Eminem man? I thought after Recovery he was back but no he just sank lower than fucking Relapse.

Just the other day I saw a four foot tall scrawny woman working constriction, pushing around a cart loaded with steel pipes 3 times her size.
Maybe a woman's appearance has no bearing on her ability

didn't knew Snake had diminished gluteal syndrome

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That's a pretty ugly tan, Samus

one of my biggest peeves with several Samus designs (other m crap) is when she doesn't look fit

if you want to make her good looking, fine with me, revealing clothes, also ok but for the love of god make her also look like she's peak human fitness or beyond

Peak Amerimutt post right here.

More like the mystery genital gang

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>90s mom samus
peak samus

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>giving krillin a nose
What in the fuck
every time.

>metroid is not a place for this sort of character
>it's literally had this character from the very start
What the fuck?

>Making him not short
>Giving him a nose
Did this fucking retard miss all the jokes about his height and having no nose? Or more likely didn't actually watch the show.

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>tumblr art
never ever
if i see any game promoting this shit I make sure to torrent and never seed afterwards
yeah I said it

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Based White man. Be more like him and libs won't hate you guys

Ah hell, this was obviously made by a beginner so I can't shit on them too much, aside from the nose.

not just jokes, there's a key battle he would have lost if he had a nose

>on top of everything he's not even looking at the fucking ball now
HOW

This one just makes him look generic. 0 soul

Cartoons are already using that style

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what if I actually want to be hated by libs

It's the most frustrating experience to see people describe how characters are "one-dimensional and unrealistic", and immediately turn around and insist they fit their preferred archtype.

Samus Aran is a grizzled bounty hunter with experience and talent. She's stunted emotionally from trauma and being raised by frigging aliens, but isn't a robot: Some of her best characterization in the entire series came down to gestures and actions that she could express herself better with than words (No amount of Team Ninja tripe can compare to the regret and frustration she shows during Prime 3 whenever she guns down a fellow merc and watches Dark Samus desecrate the pitiful corpse.)

Of course; these redesigns always are reactionary: They can't imagine a pretty, feminine Samus that is also jacked, with a few scars where "being the best" wasn't enough and being gruff with a gentler heart that mirrors the way she lives her entire life insulated by alloy and energy shielding, literally outgunning the demons of her past.

Why is Yuri a guy?

>that
>worse

Fuck colored hair, unshaved legs are the reddest red flag there is.

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>people ITT think having abs=buff

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Lucky for you I'm a dog-lover!

I don't understand why Samus HAS to be buff rather than fit or of average build. It's her armor that does all the heavy lifting. When you get smacked down by Ridley or Motherbrain into a cutscene Samus is just bent down unable to move, that's not because she suddenly went catabolic, it's because her suit's systems malfunctioned.

I’m not a fan of girls who look like dudes, sue me

>BET
is there a term for uncle toms but reversed? like this time it's a white bootlicker prostrating for the black man?

Looks like a guy

cuck

That’s actually a buff since the clap of his ass cheeks would alert the other fighters

Good fucking god, Sailor Moon is supposed to be cute and feminine. Please don't post anymore i like that show too much.

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I'm Asian and I'm actually really fucking offended by this. Sadly I'm classed as white by the left so my opinion is irrelevant.

I want to cuddle with these Velmas.

>another 500+ replies twitter screencap thread

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>person does/says dumb thing on internet
>3 people like it
>hundreds get angry about it for weeks on Yea Forums
>only makes it even more popular

How do you keep falling into this everytime? Or is getting angry at these retards just an excuse to have something to do all day long?

Likes she has 3 boobs

Imagine thinking Samus shouldn’t have big tits and long hair when in nearly every single game appearance she has big tits and long hair.

Just remembered the last time I saw crystal treatment. Time needs to slow down

>ramos_isaak
>isaak
what a fucking surprise.

>The gang is 15 human years older
>Scooby is not there

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Shaun King

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kek

Why has the West forsaken beauty?

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It's problematic

DISGUSTING

Feels like I'm wearing something at all

>doesn't like moles
Get outta here, gay Mario.

jews

Because we haven't fully genocide the trannies in our country yet. Feminist are annoying but at least they don't go out of their way to make women look ugly, the shit that these trannies are doing is the reason their kill rate keeps rising here in the US, we hate their guts.

Blame nordics for co-opting beauty standards, also South Europe is the true west.

I really like tumblr art. I'm gonna try to learn this style. What kind of guides do you think they use?