What is the Cucumber of video games?

What is the Cucumber of video games?

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imagine the smell

So why would you touch it with your bare hands?

Are you gay?

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That awkward moment when you actually pick up that cucumber with your bare hands

>not licking it clean

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Mario 64

Gay attempt at a funny thread. Maybe next time.

>tranny used to it to dilate
>pick it up, touch it, sniff it, lick it
lmfao

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>not taking it home, cutting it up and putting it on a salad
That's free food.

Kill yourself /pol/rat.

>not donating it to the poor who need feed
So selfish.

50 Shades craze was way before the tranny overtake. Nobody's watching it now. Not to mention it'd be all bloody had they stuffed it into their wound.

>NOT EATIN IT.

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Even if it wasn't in an orifice, you'd be hard-presses to get me to eat a cucumber.

You can always wash your hands. Idiots.

What the fuck are you talking about, r*dditor? Kys

>gping to the cinema ever
>paying to see mr. goldstein latest attempt at killing culture and civilization

Seriously. Do people really forget they have buttcheeks to pick up dirty cucumbers?

>vaginas don't bleed

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>You'll never see me scared, I'm straight up LEGIT

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What if the cucumber was just a snack to be diced into the popcorn but the girl dropped it and couldn't find it in the dark so she said whatever and left it there?

I can tell it wasn't used as a dildo because otherwise it would be the size of his forearm.

>trannies having to carry around cucumbers or other phallic objects to keep their wound from healing, even in the cinema
kek i hope this is true

this. That's fucking disgusting.

do you want HIV?

enjoy hep c

That's not how you get HIV.