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Resident Evil Thread
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Cooper Parker
thats horrifying
Kevin Brown
Disgusting. HUNK please kill this creatura
Josiah Ward
Matthew Butler
Dios mio....
Hunter Cruz
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FUCK OFF. STOP MAKING RE THREADS YOU WAIFU POSTING FAGGOTS.
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Jack Kelly
detected the butthurt claire fag upset that no one likes his waifu
Christian Parker
Whiter than ada, lol.
Nathaniel Russell
Best couple coming through
Henry Miller
I would rather have Hapa kids with Ada than literal fucking goblin children with Claire You could be a 10/10 Chad with perfect genetics and Claire's twisted Twilight Zone pussy would still turn your children into creatures of the night.
Anthony Ortiz
Tyler Gomez
NIGHTMARE FUEL
Gabriel Davis
um, miss.. the picture in your id doesn't look like you...
Wyatt Baker
Luke Wilson
I dont care that shes like 50 years old here I would give her my t virus all day if you know what I mean
Isaac Thomas
GO AWAY
Benjamin Foster
LEON! DO YOU HEAR ME MOTHERFUCKER? YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! YOU WILL CUM INSIDE MY SISTER'S PUSSY! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH A BOULDER IN YOUR ASS! I WON'T FUCK JILL! THE REDFIELD'S LINEAGE MUST GO ON!
Parker Ward
chris can continue the redfield line easily enough by just pounding both sheva and jill but idk why that faggot wont
Robert Myers
Liam Brown
Am I on pace for that S+ rank? Just used my second save before G2.
Nicholas Carter
Why is this meme so good? It seems to never get old.
Ryder Gonzalez
best thing to come out of remake other than the remake itself
Julian Foster
nice
Dominic Morales
FUCK Ada
Landon Rivera
will do!
Grayson Nelson
Yes please
James Reyes
Every day bro
Oliver Harris
Heh, nothing personnel kid...
James Lee
Marry claire and kill ashley.
Parker Thompson
>"I-I'm gonna do it, Leon!"
Aiden Russell
shes gonna say it
Noah Bennett
They ruined Claire... on the cover art she looks fine, but in game they turned her into a 56% autistic moutbreather who doesn't look like Chris... Capcom are gonna ruin Jill too... I can just fucking sense it...
Lucas Campbell
>Claire's favorite movie
I wonder what it is...
Julian Wilson
Claire is for the TBC
Tyrant Big Cock
Sebastian Baker
>Mom says that I get to be Scenario A this time!
Xavier Richardson
Nice try X, but tyrants are neutered
Jayden Powell
Just finished Leon A for the first time
Do I do Claire 2nd Run now?
Jackson Price
Beach spin off when?
Caleb Scott
I just beat 4th survivor for the first time. Goddamn, that was tough. Paradoxically, I tried Tofu right after and almost got to the courtyard on my first try, but Mr. T fucked me up by telepoting to the top of the staircase and punching me twice in a row, getting me to danger
Eli Morris
you might be able to pull it off if its 2:00:00
if its 2:30:00 for s+ then youll be absolutely fine
i forgot which one it was i think it changes for a and b routes
Jackson Lewis
yes
Charles Hughes
Its just a desing choice. In real life he would have a monster cock haha
get it? monster cock cause hes a monster haha
William Watson
>that letter about how Chris is in his vacation going out with girls
That felt like the most out of character shit ever.
If Chris is such a lady's man, how come he never fucked Sheva, Jill, or any of the bitches he been with?!
Cooper James
Never gets old
Brayden Williams
Maybe he just doesn't fuck the ladies while there are thousands of zombies around him
Elijah Cruz
I would if I could, BItch!
David Morris
It wasn't Chris who let that letter there. Claire even mentions after reading it "this doesn't sound like Chris at all"
Liam White
Pretty sure that letter is either a ruse purposely written by Chris so anybody who actually knows him could catch on or just flat out forgery.
Justin Wright
The ultimate goblin/pleb filter. Glad Leon has passed.
Connor Gutierrez
>being this retarded
The letter was written like that so that anyone who actually knew him (Jill, Barry) would get the gist of what he was actually trying to say without arousing suspicion.
Daniel Ross
Me too.
I filter goblina redditors to make RE threads slightly more enjoyable.
Anthony Torres
Guys, do you believe that RE3make can be released before RE8?
Adrian Bailey
I think it will be, RE3 shouldn't be much work.
Noah Rogers
Twilight
Colton Garcia
Now this is BASED. Gotta copy. Can't believe I tolerate Rebecca autist now more then ((them))
Sebastian Price
Ada's kids with Reon
Jacob Thomas
>((them))
Miscigenating with asian women is cuck shit, da joos wanted you to pick Ada all along.
Juan Moore
Then I gladly serve mother Israel
Jose Cruz
You wish, rice frier.
Noah Myers
Hudson James
>seething and angry shitposts already
Parker Bell
dude, crispr is on the way.
Leo King
How do I get Ada to look like that
Asher Ward
You chingchongwingling
Lincoln White
thats mean user
Christopher Allen
>Adafags calling claire a mutt while saying they want to mix with a asian woman.
Kek
Dominic Mitchell
I am not worthy to breed mistress Ada, I ask only for permission to worship her feet.
Liam Taylor
Yeah, and flying cars are coming soon, half life 3 is in alpha and india will be a superpower by 2020.
Even if this genefuckery becomes real and we plebs are allowed to have it; the same technology could be used for having 10/10 kids with Claire (Making your goblino accusation moot).
Also something is off if you are having kids already expecting them to go through expensive speculative procedures to not look like total CHUDs; fry the rice pay the price.
Alexander Gutierrez
Why are people so trigger about female characters that imperfections.
Luis Bailey
Ada is imperfect AF and no one is triggered by her, it's just seething adaboos.
Brody Morris
Well they already ruined Jill once in RE5 just because some game designer was hot for Nina Williams from Tekken.
Zachary Morris
She is just an ugly pig lol
Don't ruin my iconic character with toby maguier and spics
Kayden Bailey
How do you get the black bra Claire?
Landon Lee
Never understood why Claire doesn't get her bow gun.
Josiah Collins
Claire is adorable and sweet and I love her.
Carson Nguyen
How do you know that Claire is wearing a black bra?
Hunter Bell
Mod
Because the developers said it sucks on the original
Juan Wright
*looks at pic*
Nathaniel Ward
Danke
Christopher Watson
daily reminder that Claire is braver than leon, and Claire A / Leon B is canon
Brody Williams
I feel retarded, I seem to remember reading that in the second playthrough you had to leave behind stuff for the other character afterwards, where did I ever get this idea.
Aaron Nguyen
the original RE2 worked like that. So you are not wrong, user
Xavier Watson
Was she braver in the original too ?
I heard Leon got pussified in the remake.
Dominic Sanders
Citation is needed user.
I don't see it.
David Morales
yea
Parker Murphy
ooh, so that is why.
Man, RE2 such a long time ago, I remember playing it at a friend's house, he found the grenade launcher and we wasted it shooting against the background, lamenting that it had no effect on things.
Kayden Hill
Dude, u blind?
Christian Cruz
yes
2:30 for A, 2:00 for B
Lincoln Wright
To be fair with you anons, Claire's model does not look that bad, I think the problems revolve primarily aroubd her jaw and mouth animation which do seem wonky. With very minor adjustments she would stop being a goblina.
Cameron Morgan
You're trying too hard, Claire.
Camden Green
jordan is for ______
Matthew Anderson
God I want to lick those heels
Hudson Peterson
How does a blind perosn use Yea Forums?
Alexander Johnson
why the fuck are all you faggots either into cuck shit or trap shit for fuck's sake
Thomas Martin
Whose hotter Jordan or her friend?
Colton Foster
cummies
Bentley Scott
pretty even, I'd say it's a matter of taste, I'll go with Jordan
Cameron Lewis
I never understood why they took out Sherry deaths.
Jayden Perez
Is this a meme? Do they have futa dicks? Is the cameraman a nigger? I don't get it
Jeremiah Myers
Claire redfeild in a cafe
Aaron Wood
Zachary Bennett
no, it's because of the "X is for BBC" shit
Isaac Bell
>Panties over pantyhose
Ian Lee
Applied Behavioral Analysis
Aaron Flores
>That felt like the most out of character shit ever.
Because he didn't write it
If you play as Claire she will comment that the letter reads nothing like her brother
Nolan Myers
from what I can tell everything with a bagene gets sent to BBC around these parts, this isn't new by any stretch
Blake Sullivan
Can I have some lewd pics of Claire and Ada?
Jason Thomas
>there are people who have played RE2make but not the original
Isaiah Taylor
Noah White
sure!
Samuel Campbell
Hey guys, rate my Claire (noir) costume!
Xavier Morris
I never understood why people scratch their lovers.
Is there a higher quality of that pic.
Are you trying to get bullied?
Ryan Harris
>Please stop doing that, i don't want you to drip on my seat and stain it otherwise i will have to Lick it clean
Leo Perez
cringe and bluepilled
Joseph Torres
>I never understood why people scratch their lovers.
Marking their territory
Parker Morgan
m`lady
Benjamin Cook
Matthew Lee
why she's so cute lads?
Parker White
the lore is that regular steroid use has made chris infertile
David Gonzalez
David Hughes
too much claire here.
where are leonfags when I need them
Ethan Cooper
>bullies your sister because you laughed at his tyrant
Caleb Scott
>
hey big guy, want to help me out?
Aaron Gonzalez
did he aged well?
Isaac Lewis
Can Jordan even wear a cup bra?
Carson White
don't be mean to small breasted girls, they deserve love too
Xavier James
Did someone say Leon?
Nicholas Sanders
Jaxson Bell
Matthew Jones
claire bros..
Jonathan Bennett
Parker Collins
i was almost a Claire sandwich
Michael Lopez
based
Caleb Gonzalez
What's she gonna say?!
Wyatt Evans
a derogatory slur against Ada
Julian Lopez
Claire? More like barren!
Hunter Wright
>YOU SMILED AT HER, LEON!!
>YOU SMILED AT THAT CHINK WHORE!!!
Wyatt Miller
Claire is wonderful and loving her feels wonderful.
Gabriel Torres
Christian Rodriguez
Nathaniel Ross
Confirms what said.
Juan Ward
William Hall
Claire is mad at you
Owen Foster
>I never understood why people scratch their lovers.
It's painful but not too painful.. And, like the warp overtaking you, it's a good pain.
Robert Phillips
I love Ada, Claire. Is that so much for me to ask for? Can't you..you know..find someone else..?
Liam Perez
I never understood why Capcom thought it was a good idea to make that pseudo-romance. It just doesn't work, and makes Leon look dumb and way too naive imo
Even if they changed that a bit in RE2R.
David Bell
:D
Andrew Reed
It's his first day, I think it's fine that he's naive.
Joshua Peterson
>gets so mad she literally bursts into flames
Jace White
when you meet a woman like ada you cant just let her go
Jaxon Sullivan
Oh, I don't mind the fact he believes she's from FBI (even if her outfit is ridiculous). My only issue with that "love story".
He can be an unexperienced cop, but not some kind of unexperienced boy that falls in love at first sight.
The problem, for me, is that the story continued, even in RE6. Leon basically never moved on in 15 years.
Brandon Ortiz
How different are Leons and Claires routes from each others? 20%? 80%
Caleb Gonzalez
I just hope this not Chris's blood.
Angel Roberts
What Clarie B should have been (Claire x Ada)
>Claire meets Ada and doesn't start out too well.
>"FBI huh? Have you heard of STARS?"
>You mean those idiot wannabe special forces cops that got most of themselves killed off running around the forest where dozens of people died with only pistols and not even more than one radio between 10 of them? Yeah they were a joke. Why'd you ask?"
>the two bitch each other out like real women do IRL, passive aggressive to each other during the first half
>Multiple instances where one needs to save the other’s life due to lack of options and not wanting to go further alone
>Claire takes a bullet for Ada when she gets shot at by Annette
>"Why did you save me Claire, why are you still sticking around?"
>"It's how my brother raised me, Your our best chance to stop umbrella"
>I'm..I'm sure he's still alive. I'll help you find after I get my evidence, I think I might be the last agent alive here
>they eventually tolerate each other, even share jokes and observations
>Ada nabs the G virus, Claire puts her hand on her shoulder, making her think she just got found out. As she recoils
>"Is that what you needed? Lets get the hell out of here then"
>"Right, lets do this, thanks Claire"
>Annette catches up to them and shoots Ada, Claire shoots Annette out of reaction, ignorant of her reasons
>"Come on don't die here, we need to turn in that sample"
>"Don't worry about me kid, this it's probably for the best I fail here *coughs*, you can't trust my employers. (She wants to tell the truth but just can bring herself to break Claire's heart after all they went through). You know how trustworthy the feds can be... just get out of here alive and find your brother"
Sebastian Scott
Hey, that's pretty good!
Parker Foster
dont make Claire sad
Wyatt Collins
Colton Cox
This ugly bitch looks like nu lara corft
Evan Lee
I hate the very thought of it. Claire deserves happiness.
Kayden Garcia
Still waiting for that RE game with Claire and Jill
Jeremiah Perry
here's one that looks like she's doing a nervous smile
Noah Bennett
>HEART OUTSIDE THE CHEST
I can forgive the heart being on the right side, probably the same amount of chance as T-Virus making that person a Tyrant instead of a zombie, but FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY IS THE HEART VISIBLE I CAN JUST KNIFE THE VENTRICLES AND HES DEAD
Jack Perry
What the ever loving FUCK was Nemesiseses problem?
Henry Green
He was circumcised
Ryan Smith
he ugly
Nolan Torres
Cum inside me Chris
Jack Bailey
bump
Xavier Jones
>too cool for seat belts
Ryan Myers
Gabriel Smith
Hunter Edwards
IIRC the external heart is not the original one, but a secondary heart grafted from a large mammal.
Jaxon Phillips
>the casual shrug at Ada before the lab
>vaulting over the arm rail before Birkin G3
Nice to see the subtle progenitor of 2cool4u actionman Leon
Bentley Morris
>The Therapist has a look pure disgust on his face.
Jaxon Jones
Probably like 25%. You have different cutscenes, different weapons, different companion characters, different middle sections (orphanage + Sherry or gator + Ada) and your routes through the map and areas you can access are a little different, with some keys / key items only found for Leon and others only for Claire. Also they have different final bosses after G3 (though G3 is more the real deal)
Colton Phillips
which route do you recommend first?
Josiah Lopez
its canon to do Claire a Leon B
Joseph Fisher
God knows how many majinis already did...
Camden Campbell
Leon because if you beat the game you unlock the classic outfits. His classic outfit is meh and his default one is awesome, while with Claire's it's the other way around IMO, so you want to play her second so you can wear it.
Also her B scenario handgun is way way more effective than Leon's (as long as you carefully fire it one deliberate shot at a time) and it penetrates through multiple targets
Carson Rivera
Mercenaires is pretty cash, wish you could unlock stuff for the campaign though.
Angel Mitchell
i love model swaps
Evan Morgan
>TFW slept thinking of claire
Brayden Gutierrez
What about the DLC costumes? Noir Claire and Leon both make my peepee really hard.
Especially Leon's holy shit my DICK
Michael Kelly
Those are always unlocked from the start if you have the deluxe edition
Ayden Wood
so is jordan still a virgin? I really need to know.
Henry Russell
Put your cocks where I can see em
Ayden Johnson
>fbi
>now BWC
Tyler Davis
Big white cock ?
Michael Baker
I know that feel.
Mason Murphy
>coked up and drunk on a party boat
>is she a virgin
Wyatt Martin
Always best to just assume she is and then get really asshurt when you inevitably find out she isn't
Ethan Hughes
>stfu becky nobody asked for your opinion
Michael Bailey
lmao
Thomas Nguyen
Sorry, only huwhites are cleared to see it.
Jace Roberts
unless she is a religious girl, then no. any girl who looks like that isn't a virgin at that age. half of americans arent virgins anymore by the time they finish high school anyway
Juan Nelson
Lucas Gonzalez
Resident evil is all about circumcision, his smile is reminiscent of a forcibly removed foreskin
Brandon Baker
>half of americans arent virgins anymore by the time they finish high school anyway
its not true
Bentley Jackson
>tfw 29yo KHV
Brayden Wright
>guy on the left scoping out his feast
Easton Diaz
thats a funny way to say "improved"
re5 jill, especially with that outfit is literally the best version of jill
disagree?
well sucks for you to be wrong
Colton Russell
FUCK
FUCK CLAIRE
AND FUCK JORDAN
SHE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE MY EX
WHY THE FUCK DID I LEAVE HER
FUCK