I'll start
>Jump out of window into another building and get framed for murder
>get revenge on people that framed you and leave one last message
Poorly describe the beginning and ending of a video game, other anons guess what it is
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Max Payne or Witcher 2
>You come home from school after being bullied
>You defeat an alien overlord
>boat
>flotsam
>you're a good boy but people think you're bad boy
>defeat a fatass inside a star
Not what I had in mind.
think indie.
>You stop a rape
>Shoot god in the face
Persona 5
Yeah, easy.
>Wake up in prison
>Fight your soul in hell
Indigo Prophecy?
>you wake up in the middle of the street
>You meet up with your new fríends
Shadow the Hedgehog
>rich and famous and doing soda commercials
>richer and famouser and shooting a movie
Man I highly doubt someone will get this right
Didn't think somebody was gonna get that, eh?
That game was awesome.
saint's row 3
>Mom lets you out of the back of her truck and you immediately leave home
>win the national dogfighting competition
>Go skydiving
>Deliver some flowers to your mom
motherfucker! You got it!
>waifus falling from the sky, oh my!
>grandma went homicidal so gotta kill her
Pokemon Emerald
RSE?
Pokémon
You're the chosen one
Oh nevermind you were actually dead the whole time
Oh well, time to punch god I guess
>loudmouth asshole tries to kill you on a train
>you kill the loudmouth asshole in a volcano
>visit a town to get a golden apple
>end up adopting the apple
Borderlands 2.
Your boss is a faggot and you stop terrorists from crashing a party. Also Jews are behind everything.
come on jeep/bike
leave on train
>You shoot yourself in the head
>You take a nap on your waifu's lap
inb4 real life
>You get a computer virus
>Stop old man from remaking the world in his image
FANCY MEETING YOU HERE
MUH-NADO BOY
Purse Owner 3
>talk to your fans
>die
Too easy?
Correct ezpz lol
Guess again.
>you are having weird dreams
>you suddenly decide to jump off the roof
that one is easy
Yume Nikki
>you wonder where the jump button is
>you shoot hitler in the face
Wolfenstein
yeah you are right
>you graduate from a military academy
>you kill your father and lead mankind in a rebellion against God's heavenly host
>kill evil knight
>kill evil knight
>slaughter soldiers
>get shot by planes
>tram
>tram
System Shock?
>you defeat the bad guy
>ʎon pǝɟǝɐʇ ʇɥǝ qɐp ƃnʎ
Final Fantasy 1
Yas
My nigga
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>get saved by sadistic elves
>read a book
Monkey Island?
>Wake up from a nap
>Fly home
>wake up after your worst night ever
>your boss japes you in the end
>wake up in a cave
>wake up in a cave
>wake up in a cave
>wake un in a cave
>wake up in a cave
>wake un in a cave
>don't break the seal
>fly around a space station in your VF wondering what the fuck is going on
>find out your bro is The Terminator then team up to fight mecha The Thing
my lower limbs are nominal
>you are stuck in a different planet
>it's something about the planet
>go to war
>hug your dad
You shall restrain from creating undulations!
>possess a nigger who instantly turns evil
>laugh as you watch the all-white civilization burn to ashes around you
>kill the leader of a terrorist organization
>it's ten years later and he's still alive and in a gimp suit
Drakengard?
>you (male) get raped
>your rapist (female) helps you break Dad out of jail
Half-Life!
Xenoblade X?
Gunpoint?
>tfw had a fucking bug when I played gunpoint that the music didn't work
>had to play the whole thing without the soundtrack
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>save the girl
>save the little girl
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Tricky, since all the sequels forgot he adopted her
That's actually awful. If you get the music working, you should try and play through again. It adds so much, and you can blaze through in an hour or two without even trying too hard.
>tfw on the last level you shoot out the window on the top floor from the ground and just scale the building.
>filename
I miss egoraptor
Fuck Arin
good guess but it's not a pirate game
>argue with your former buddy because he became a Satanist
>become a retarded looking angel with a unicorn horn or shoot your daughter in the face
Symphony of the Night
>Interrupt a meaninglessly small engagement between two armies
>Granted a blessing to try and attempt to stop the robot apocalypse
Nice, correct
I had to look up their relationship because of that, and half the time she gets replaced by don paolo so anything said then is useless
Ya got it
Link's Awakening
>look at yourself
>drown
probably ez
>you get off a train
>you fight a giant disco ball
>IN THIS WORLD IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN
>Suddenly real world
RE2
ONE MORE
GOD
REJECTED
Also, why didn't you get TDE Demi-kun :(
Late but yes! Love that game. A rare game where I bought it after pirating it.
Another one.
>shoot up some planes with your bud
>shoot your bud
REND
SLAUGHTER
DEVOUR YOUR ENEMIES
Heart of Darkness?
HELL YEAH
>you become injured and wake up in a hospital
>you continue to operate with your private army after the antagonist’s downfall
>goes over to the dark side
>boobs in face
ffx
"I really am the Phantom Pain, eh kaz?"
MUJIHI NA KOTOBA DAKE GA
>Heart of Darkness
Nope. Im curious though, Is that game based on the book?
>you return home
>you beat up your big brother so you can turn off the light
I don't know but it sounds rad
Tee hee
incorrect.
Hollow Knight
here's a classic
>get called into a place to hunt giant animals
>keep hunting giant animals
WHAT!
Is it Disgaea?!
>you wake up next to a little girl
>you find out you're a dog and retcon yourself out of existence to fix shit up
Hint: No, it's not Ghost Trick
bioshock infinite
Nope.
y-yeah? well guess this one fuckos!
>you have a magic arm
>you have 2 magic arms
>get sprung from jail by a furry wizard
>save/destroy the world
No sir, not a bad guess though
you save your dad who got vored by a giant space dragon
>hanging out with friends
>she didn't hear him say "please baby don't go" as she was walking away.
God Hand?
More like a Furi wizard amiright? XDDDD
Silent Hill 2?
yessir
No, it wasn't.
>be born
>die from radiation poisoning
>try to build a log raft
>close a big ass door
Zomg ur rite xd
YESSSSSSSSSSS you got it user good job
>dancing
>there's still music, so you keep dancing
>wake up
>wake up as a squid
fallout 3
It's about a little boy trying to rescue his dog from shadow monsters who can violently kill him in a myriad of ways. So maybe?
Fallout 3
KH1 for both
please tell me I'm wrong
>toss your kid off a cliff
>beat up your kid but then lose in a cutscene
Monster Hunter?
just dance
Yeah
Not at all.
>monsters attack people
>turns out YOURE THE MONSTER
TWEWY
The world ends with you
Tekken 7
>meet with family at an airport
>get amnesia and everybody’s fucking dead
You goooooooooooot it
It's not a dancing game though!
Bleedsoles?
ye
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>escape from prision
>burn yourself and die
>go watch America's Got Talent
>turn super saiyan and kill a dragon
You're not.
Git gud
dorksauce
u know it
Dark Souls 1
The game that made Fire Emblem and SMT fans mad
>become a street fighter for money and RESPECT
>fight snoopdog
>wander to castle and kill first boss
>go back in time and kill first boss
>start off as a military trainee
>fulfill the prophecy of a medieval war valkyrie by stopping the cold war through the power of music
>Orphans falling into a cave.
>Orphans fighting a fart.
easy
>go to an amusement park
>get a room at a chinese hotel
>try to put on a play
>end up killing your prototype/brother and a symbolic representation of death. Maybe. Probably
Def Jam: Fight for NY
>virtual mission
>we had a way to fall
>get thrown into blue prison
>get out of blue prison
Yus
GET READY FOR A HARD ONE
>moon is falling and about to destroy the earth by some evil guy
>fight the guy above the moon while it's falling
IT'S NOT MAJORA'S MASK
>You're in space america after the station you were at got btfo
>Alien punchline
>get a brain scan
>forever alone when the waifu bluescreens
Final Fantasy 3?
>in the grimdark future, there’s only war
>now kill this giant dinosaur robot
Virtual mission?
Yup.
Did you say, nerd?
you got it brother
huhhh...azura's wrath?
Manhunt?
>go buy some milk
>shoot yourself in the head
Either Soma or Halo.
Megaman battle network
It’s Soma
Valiant Hearts?
This could be Half Life 2 if you think about it.
Postal 2
>A bunch of mass murdering asians get BTFO and time has to be rewinded to stop it.
>Everyone goes home and gets amnesia.
>get kidnapped and asked to help fix a city by a hairy old man
>fight a mega robot dinosaur that shoots atomic bombs, thunder and is being contrlled by a guy with a notebook
TIP: I'TS A PS1 GAME
You're a scared cute girl.
You were never a scared cute girl (true end).
Ugly
Blood Money?
>wake up in a graveyard
>Stop the apocalypse
That's hardly poorly described. SOMA.
>shit's on fire yo
>dragon be like lmao we done
>now do the expansion where shit's fucked in china
>and then shit's fucked in niggeria
>and then shit's fucked back home again
>Run a bombing raid against one of the last cities on Earth
>Fight a giant Mecha satallite
Tron bonne?
>talk to an old man
>beat up an old man and then disappear
you got it
Witch's House?
Rebels fight an evil tyrannical empire.
Also, the Joker is there.
SMALL BOMBS
I know I'm wrong but that's almost a warrior within
haven't played tronbonne...so nope!
2nd TIP:the oldman is so hairy you can't even see his eyes or mouth, but he has a moustashe!
>Wake up on another planet
>Kill yourself because a bunch of giant robots told you to
FFIX
There's nothing wrong with Necron
Bingo.
Axiom Verge
sequel WHEN
Warrior Orochi 3
Grim dawn?
>You fight the big bad of the game
>You fight the big bad of the game
Exactly
>start as a young boy living in a innocent village
>nuke the world with a dragon
Blood?
Drakengard?
Drakengard?
Ninja Gaiden Black/Sigma
>You get stranded in a desert
>The most painful family reunion ever
gravity rush 2?
Nope
Drakengard mind.
>Being lazy but I’m badass, suave and a gnarly dude
>Just fought a giant Greek statue
Got it. I don’t have a problem with the dude, but they could’ve at least foreshadowed it.
Lets do a harder one.
>asshole neighbors won’t let you sleep
>your interrogation was a hallucination the whole time
>you break into a secret lab
>you fight a giant elephant and go to sleep
I will love you forever if you get this
Nope.
>start as a young boy living in a innocent village
How the fuck is that anything like Drakengard?
>You are a chosen one
>Erase yourself from existence
>Young woman has nightmare
>Young woman wins a battle against an Eldritch elder god and their pawn in three different timelines simultaneously
MGS4
It's an innocent castle.
Eternal Darkness
isn't that that murdered: soul suspect game?
GUESS DIS!
>You fight against an army of soldiers, tanks, aeroplanes, etc
>in the end, you fight the leader of Planet Mars
I know it, that game on gamecube. Five seconds...
...Eternal Darkness.
Have dream
Comatose
You’re a kid at a carnival
You defeat an ancient alien parasite
>remotely access a companies PC from your own
>destroy the internet
Carnevil?
Chrono Trigger. Trivial.
Ah yes, that's the ticket!
>Demons lurks below town
>You thrust a crystal into your forehead
Half life 2
Nethack?
>wake up from a nap in the jungle
>Take a nap in space
>You are summoned by the village protector
>You live your lost childhood
>your house falls from the sky so you start fixing shit up
>you kill love
>you ask your sister where's breakfast
>you kill a dragon and either wipe out mankind, with only you and your girlfriend left or she dies but mankind is spared
>space Normandy
>1v1 me bro, final destination, no limiters
Halo 3?
>The villain of the story is captured by a third party. You go rescue him.
>You kill the villain you just rescued.
I love that game.
Ding, ding, ding!
>enter the tower
>leave the tower
>3 times
>You girlfriend is kidnapped
>Do it again
>You wake up in a shipping container
>you blow up and kinda get stabbed in the chest
>die
>press a button and die
>set out to find the promised land
>destroy the world but it's probably okay because you make a better one, maybe?
Got it
But but, the game is alright, it's fun.
Ghosts ‘n’ Goblins?
What? That was easy. Someone already said it but obviously Saints Row 3.
Cograturation
FF XXIII 3?
>news reporter is talking about story he is following
>man kills father in a fist fight to the death
Ending sounds like life is strange kek
Ocarina of Time
Metroid Other M?
>Talk to the ghost of a dead king
>Oh shit, how do I get off this alien space ship?!!!
>you get a anonymous tip about a ‘riot’ that’s going on to a small town
>you scream out your lungs
>Get arrested
>Destroy a supercomputer with a God complex
>You are a badass
>It's a dlc
*in
>attend class at snooty prep school
>you kill your hot sister on a boat
Not what I was thinking. Also is that even really applicable?
>You raise several daughters to fuck
>Your son fucks them instead, the cycle continues
Ocarina was the right one
Crusader Kings 2
>not achieving immortality and continuously marrying each next generation of your daughters
The only time I got immortality to work was in a multiplayer game my friends abandoned. Feels bad.
But yeah, you got it.
You start FF 13 3 as the chosen of the goddess of death presaging the apocalypse because the entire world will be destroyed in something like a week. And you need to collect all the souls for the next world over.
Admittedly the remnant of the entire universe is like 40 km2 in a sea of chaos, so you aren't really overburdened.
You end the game by remaking a new world for all the souls you collected.
It's a very weird universe and a very weird game.
Uplink, but close enough
I'm familiar with the plot of LR. It's just that you already know the world is ending and are just recruiting people for an "ark," not necessarily what I'd call looking for the promised land. Also you're not responsible for destroying the world in that one either.
Bah, I dunno. Bastion?
>you need to kill someone you don't know
>you get killed by an hallucination because you're a fucking jew
>wake up in a field
>murder your giant evil future self or just let your best friend do it.
System shock.
System Shock
System Shock
Asura's Wrath
Fire Emblem Awakening
postal 2 ?
Nah. Admittedly I'm being a little lax with the "responsible for destroying the world" part as I'm going more by thematics than actual chain-of-events. Most people wouldn't describe it that way.
Here's a hint: there are threads about it on Yea Forums pretty regularly.
>get expositioned at by a cab driver
>kill yourself (maybe)
>You go to a carnival
>You attend your own funeral
Hitman Blood Money
SOMA too easy
Diablo. Also too easy
Animal Crossing
>Family reunions are bullshit, we aren't even an actual family so shut up, I'll kill all of you
>you get banished to somewhere else and your adopted kid is left all alone after doing the deed, at least that weird girl is alive.. more like girls
>Beat up hobos as a warm up.
>Quit drugs to defeat communism.
I don't know this one but it sounds all right. What is it?
>asshole scientist bent on destroying humanity.
>sentient plastic helps hero defeat scientist
Wrong. Here's a hint;
>*mashes Reload furiously*
>you get your ass kicked by two strangers
>you kick the ass of those two strangers
>boomer walks into a bar
>shoots a bartender infront of teenage dwight d eisenhower
Golden Sun?
>wake up in bed
>wake up in a forest
>inject your weird sleep meds
>commit perma-coma or not alive
>there's a car crash
>a famous rapper gets thrown out of a window
still feel this one is going to be too easy, but what the hell.
>Die
>Kill the guy who killed you
Wounded, escape to the past from an alien menace using time travel
Return to the future to defeat your alien-clone that was made from blood you lost while escaping
Dragons Dogma?
Yes
xenoblade
>wake up
>kill Ganon
It's Hunt Down The Freeman, isn't it
>dude flies out of a building after getting shot
>dude flies out of a building after getting shot decades later
Gunpoint
>Wake up in a strange environment
>Stare at a wall
You're awake from your nightmare.
>inherit a house
>meet your maker
Mother 3
>steal illegal terrorist tech
>battle a literal assclown with your waifu
The world won’t change, it just turns.
Now let’s dance.
>Truck you are in explodes and after waking up you hunt down a man to kill him because your PDA tells you to.
>Gun down defenseless scientists and take a nap in a field.
blyat
>Obese man ruins fountain, passes fragments of the main feature to his mates
>Turns out he was actually doing you a favour
>go to jail
>widow your only friend's wife
Shadow of Chernobyl.
>Jump into flaming building
>Smash guy up in front of broken CRT
>wake up in a cave with amnesia
>break your legs three more times for the true ending
>Fall down
>Get adopted
OR
>Go home
OR
>Die
This sounds like fun but I don't know what gaem.
>I will fucking kill you
>you fucked up my face
>pay an old man a visit at his house
>that video of those kids in a parking lot reenacting Kingdom Hearts
>Drunk guy dislikes someone who helped him in the revolution, so he starts a revolution
>Now sober-ish guy turns his bug girlfriend into a human and shoots his best friend
Undertale (maybe)