>Enemies can enter safe zones
Enemies can enter safe zones
James Cook
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Levi Evans
Oh fuck
Matthew Murphy
NO NO NO NO NO NO
GET OUT AND TELL HIM
NO NO NO
Michael Cox
Should be fine due to that cushion ring around both the trunk and opening, right?
Ayden Robinson
Imagine living in a country where spiders that size are just a thing you have to deal with. Britain may have it's problems, but thank fucking God almighty that isn't one of them.
Benjamin Taylor
imagine driving and that fucker climbs onto your shoulder
Joshua Campbell
>He doesn't know
lad
Michael Nguyen
No, you see now you have a spider hiding in between the body and the gasket. As soon as you open the hatch that fucker is going to come out pissed.
David Gutierrez
I would burn the car down
Jaxon Cook
>driving
>singing along to song, actively moving around at red light
>tilt head to the right, feel something funky brush against your cheek
>turn your head to look
>see that
>8 car pileup
Hudson Ross
Depends on how the car is built
Jaxon Morris
If I lived in the jungle I would want a dome of spiders like this around my house, kill all the fucking bugs for me.
Matthew King
This is why you ride bikes and motorcycles.
No surprises there
Blake Lee
Jesus look at the size of that lad
Austin Wood
Yeah until something climbs into your helmet or you leave the visor open and a bee flies in
it's not very fun
Colton Stewart
Well, at least the fucker shouldn't be able to actually get inside the car due to the seal. If rain water can't get in, a fucking giant bug shouldn't be able to either.
Dylan Myers
>Get your motor runnin'
>Head out on the highway
>bugs endlessly flying into your mouth
fuck that
Eli Bennett
>No surprises there
Buddy of mine has a motorcycle. He's had wasps crawl into his helmet and a bird hit him in the chest once.
Carter Wood
I CANT HANDLE IT
ITS SOMETHING ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF LEGS ITS UNHOLY SOMEBODY PLEASE ERASE THE EXISTANCE OF SPIDER OH MY FUCK MAN GOD PLEASE HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IN A GOD THAT WOULD MAKE THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
John Sullivan
>party member can attack you if you annoy them
Sebastian Bailey
Spiders can be cute, user.
Michael Stewart
>enemies can instakill
Landon Hill
>you can stand on your partymembers
Parker Rodriguez
>Enemy becomes super aggressive when you attack their ally.
Michael Murphy
Implying God made spiders
Kayden Adams
The fucking range of his tail and pincer grip fucking destroyed that spider
Alexander Carter
OH GOD NO
Chase Jones
scorpion is so op it's boring to watch because you know it's going to win.
James Miller
They will come for you after they are done with the bugs.
Isaac Harris
>you can tear apart enemy limbs
Gavin Lee
God is dead, also, Spiders are useful, you're just a faggot.
William Smith
This cuts off before the part where the leopard composes himself after being startled and kills both of them, right?
Joshua Ross
This is some Aphex twin rubber johnny shit.
Ayden Myers
going to guess no. Big cats are usually cowardly ambush predators.
Sebastian Stewart
>enemy follows ShitAdelaide
John Lopez
No
Hudson Collins
imagine going on a stroll and just walking into a pack of coyotes. Imagine feeling a tingle on your arm, discovering a tick in the morning and contracting lyme. You have no idea how lucky you are from an enviroment standpoint. Don't think I could tolorate the open-prison like conditions but you are not wrong in your horror.
Leo Ward
Benjamin Butler
absolutely based cat
Henry Rogers
>he looks directly at the camera at the end
Dylan Peterson
what would compel the bird to do this? is it a show of dominance?
Kevin Mitchell
This unironically happens.
Ands it's usually due to the kind of spider in OPs pic.
Huntsmen spiders.
They aren't particularly venomous or aggressive though. They look scary tho.
Levi Kelly
>enemy can breed in your basement
Kayden King
>god is all knowing
>creates the devil knowing full well everything that's going to cause
>causes all sin
if anyone deserves to burn in hell the most its god, especially for making spiders
only if they're robots, or have big boobs
Daniel Jackson
>boss can be seduced
Henry Turner
>that was embarrassing. Good thing nobody sa- fuck
Carson Harris
Birds tend to go for the highest perch available. I guess the bottom one doesn't care because whatever, it weighs a bird.
Landon Perez
Honey Badgers are like land sharks, they'll fight any unwinnable battle and Leopards just don't have that resolve.
Cameron Gutierrez
I hear ya, man. Did you ever play Ecco the Dolphin, and at the end of the 2nd one the alien queen larvae travels back to prehistoric earth in the time machine and is forced to adapt to earths ecosystem in order to survive, her species eventually evolving over millions of years to become the anthropods of today? Arachnids are demons from outer space.
Charles Robinson
>No witnesses
Nathaniel Long
1 that's terrifying
2 fucking why they're all going to die of starvation
Isaac Green
I havent seen a spider in years. Maybe they are too disgusted to go near me like most lifeforms.
Jaxon Moore
>Honey Badgers
Kek no. He's outta there.
Adam White
Charles Garcia
aw that's cute
Evan Sullivan
Grayson Bennett
This makes me physically uncomfortable.
Jose Garcia
Are you stupid?
Cameron Murphy
Spiders don't have boobs, user.
Here, use this educational image to learn all the parts of spiders.
Nathaniel Flores
>Enemy can spawn new enemies.
Nathan Thompson
>vicious killer falls to his death
so satisfying
Easton Fisher
I hate people with spider phobias like you. You ruin everything.
Bentley Torres
Jesus christ can you imagine how much a paradise this is? No flies no mosquitos no anything
Jacob Collins
>enemy can get stuck on terrain
Ryder Reed
>friendly AI is useless
>until you attack them and then they become hyper aggressive aimbots
fucking halo 2 marines man.
Adam Rodriguez
Who would you rather turn and see next to you in the car? Him, or a huntsman spider?
Gavin Hernandez
>creates the devil
im not religious but im pretty sure the devil was just an angel that went rouge
Josiah Baker
>brazil
>anything close to a paradise
Kayden Robinson
We have the power. With CRISPR, we can make everything have boobs. It's only a matter of time before we have genetically engineered spider-girl servants that keep your house pest-free, keep your balls cum-free, and keep your valuables free from robbers.
Kayden Carter
>start of the game
>enemies talk shit
>mid-late game after countless murders
>enemies sound scared and may flee
enemy that grabs weapon pickups to throw it off the map
James Miller
are you?
Dominic Nguyen
We can do way better, scorpion-girl servants
Kayden Campbell
The future is now.
Jonathan White
I prefer any kind of spider please, but that SOYA.
Thomas Moore
>Different factions will team up against you.
Jose Brooks
If there is that many spiders it means there a shitton of other insects there
Adrian Peterson
>ride a motorbike
>a fucking bat hit your face
True story.
Lincoln Sullivan
I have already befriended my local spider population and even help them acquire food sometimes. Spiders aren't interested in messing with humans.
William Baker
>delete that
Jacob Bell
>you can decapitate enemies
Carter Morris
This is some /d/ tier shit
Alexander Perez
>Party member has completely different character than he appears to be
Christopher Powell
you'd think that chink bug men would have some sort of sympathy with their own kind and not do this cruel shit
Henry Wilson
>ambush predator
>not aggressive
I don't understand.
Chase Ortiz
Spiders are already friendly towards humans. Spiders are the dogs of arthropods. Scorpions are the cats.
Bentley Murphy
Probably because humans are fucking giants compared to them, and they don't want to fuck with that?
Jayden Turner
>mr x doesn't go inside safe rooms
shit demake
Liam Morales
>falls to his death
Mate, it stands up and walks away.
Blake Hill
Just going to take a little off the top.
Aiden Cook
>I cancelled my vacation plans...
>I'd rather be at work!
I wish I had the resolve to draw this and put it on a public board with a straight face.
Jose Ramirez
only 3 of them are completely safe
Jason Cooper
Chunky boi, lay off the cheetos.
Samuel Bailey
>TechDeck
Woah gramps who let you onto Yea Forums?
Joshua Lopez
Well the only other thing there was the camera man.
Uh oh
Jaxon Hall
>Enemy has a devastating AOE attack.
William Powell
>this kills the spider
Alexander Anderson
No you fucking nigger because I'm not stupid enough to surround my home with an assortment of spiders that would trap me inside and inevitably try to kill me
Easton Nelson
>tfw unironically cancelled my vacation plans to get away from my family
Camden Price
youtube.com
this shit doesn't count as "not being safe"
Austin Barnes
A fear towards spiders exists on a base level in all humans, as with snakes due to heavy predation by them on our former ancestors.
No such fear exists for scorpions, for unlike spiders, they are good boys.
Jordan Murphy
>Supposed to work 9 to 5 today
>Boss tells me to go home after 1 hour of work and to come back at 1 and stay until 10
Fuck right off. Shitty bosses get reported RIGHT to corporate.
Blake Rogers
Hey man that spider is RADICAL, just like these birds.
Carter Kelly
Fucking metal
Easton Kelly
Based honey badger. Small guys need to band together.
Evan Perry
Yes he was. How does that change anything?
Lucas Sanchez
I would get fired for taking the piss, even if I sincerely meant it.
Connor Cruz
>brraaaaaaaap
Jayden Davis
>you can romance creatures
Angel Roberts
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
Jack Howard
>this whole thread
Jaxon Stewart
That bug has some pretty sexy legs
Zachary Hughes
who do you think made angels? god is the all knowing all powerful creator and everything that exists is because of him, nothing can exist without him knowing about it and purposefully causing it to happen. Thus god knowingly has caused all evil and suffering there is, he is literally the most sinful of all existing beings
religion is a fucking joke anyways so who cares lmao
Jayden Morris
>Being scared of bugs
I'll never understand arachnophobes
Angel Gonzalez
tell that to the frog
Sebastian Hughes
Horseshit. I live in Arizona, and fear of scorpions is the most pervasive fear out here. They're assholes that'll kill your pets and eat their food.
Brayden Foster
ambush predators usually run away if the ambush fails.
Jace Morris
>leave me alone
>leave me alone
>I'm warning you
>why are you attacking m-
He had it coming.
Eli Roberts
>zelda triforce heroes
Christian Reed
>misses the impact
bet cameraman was fired
Chase Hill
The speed and precision of that was like watching Vergil sheathe Yamato slowly after killing the scythe demon in 3.
Adrian Hill
user, the only people who actually play video games on Yea Forums are spiders.
Justin Wood
>Not wanting a pair of big arthropod tiddies on your dick
Ryder Hill
>Not wanting a pair of big arthropod tiddies on your chest
Caleb Barnes
Why do these give me a massive boner?
Jack Powell
>harvestmen larping as a spider
John Diaz
>honey badgers
What the fuck is their problem?
Liam Scott
The other honey badger looked like he was done for anyways, waste of food
Camden Sullivan
I wouldn't want those two big ass stingers near my leg like that. What if you spook it?
Nathan Martin
>Saltat tower
Aaron Thompson
Never buy a used Wii U, anons.
William Roberts
You're furry
John Nguyen
Like a true nature's child.
Lucas Myers
>Americans complain about big spiders when they have these things walking around in their houses
Luis Turner
>Enemy attacks in swarms and interrupts your attacks.
Jace Kelly
>game has deadly environmental traps
Levi Powell
>no anything
>except for a horde of spiders
Yeah fucking perfect man.
Daniel Wright
>Not wanting to cuddle with a cute arthropod girl after having hot, steamy sex and having her heaving, bare chest push against your arm
Jayden Ramirez
>Stingers
user those are spinnerets, for webs..
Spiders don't have stingers.
Benjamin Gutierrez
en.wikipedia.org
>The Frog is shown to attempt murder of unsuspecting animals for its own nefarious gain biblehub.com
>The Frog is symbolic of demonic impure spirits originating from false prophets and those opposed to God en.wikipedia.org
>The Scorpion comes from the Gods, battling a Hunter who wishes to kill all animals for their own reputation and ego, and kills the Hunter at the cost of its own life en.wikipedia.org
>The Scorpion comes from a River Bank, tricking a Frog who wishes to kill animals for their own gain, and kills the Frog at the cost of its own life
>Due to propaganda and lies, the Scorpion is called a treacherous being by nature
The scorpion did literally nothing wrong.
Bentley Brooks
>enemies are vegan
John Collins
Gambatte lion-sama! I dont want to finish it for fear he loses.
Julian Torres
>enemies can call for backup
Henry Kelly
those things are just walking anti insects. I got them in my house all the time they are harmless to humans
Julian Ross
Complete lack of female contact for years
Liam Hill
As fucked up as it is this dude got off easy compared to if it were bedbugs.
Nicholas Reed
>solitary lion
wtf is this shit?
Adrian Bell
You mean like Spiders? Except that the bite of a spider does not normally cause extreme pain.
Camden Martin
They look like big stingers, I think you're just trying to bamboozle me, spider-kun.
Liam Cook
>Enemies get upgraded towards the end of the game.
Aiden Brooks
Anyone else ever got bitten by a black widow? Shit hurts.
Noah Rogers
t. centipede
Julian Long
you can't use biblical and gold gods stories at the same time faggot
Angel Rivera
He was dicking about by himself until a bunch of Hyenas attacked him. Eventually his bro showed up.
Benjamin Roberts
spiders just wait on the web liek cowards, those actually hunt during the night
Brody Sanders
>Spiders don't have stingers.
Not yet.
John Ward
>enemies have medics
Henry Wright
>Not wanting to be the cute spider girl and have hot, steamy sex
Leo Gomez
>Muffled Vinny screaming in the background
Josiah Brooks
>Big pussy is back in town.
Kevin Barnes
>cruel shit
It's a fucking insect.
John Phillips
>enemy model reaches uncanny valley
Dylan Phillips
Absolute unit
Jason Parker
I don't want to get dicked as a spider girl, I want to dick a spider girl.
Joshua Rivera
>you can have this blanket... I was too heaby
>hangs head in shame
Eli Butler
Fucking hell
Luke Rogers
Hyenas are one of those animals i'd like to punch the fuck out of. Just grab the fucker by the legs and swing it into a tree.
Ayden Ramirez
i want to have a birb again :c
Luis Jones
Enemies can drop on you from no where.
Zachary King
Jordan Barnes
Not every male lion gets his own pride and alphas don't accept mature males in their harems.
Ian Morales
I once saw a moth the size of my head just hanging out in my garage and I don't even live anywhere exotic.
Aiden Sanders
REPTILES ARE COOL YOU STINKY HUMAN!
Asher Cook
Let me tell you a story, Yea Forums
Asher Richardson
Just remember that they have a bone crushing bite.
Jason Anderson
James Lee
James Wilson
Are honey badger that dangerous?
David James
Old Male lions usually lose their pride to younger stronger males. They are often killed by the younger Male. But sometimes they survive and are basically forced to survive on their own.
Cameron Morales
>tricking a Frog who wishes to kill animals for their own gain, and kills the Frog at the cost of its own life
Literally a hero.
Henry Morgan
>enemy is no one's enemy
Charles Campbell
>enemies can open doors
Parker Martinez
Ryan Lopez
Is this your OC?
Dylan Harris
What a smart lad.
Ian Lopez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cute.
Xavier Wright
i think they were probably mating
Kevin Phillips
>That herbivore in the background at 0:31 just watching the whole thing like "Yes. At last."
Henry Morris
Joshua Allen
O see what you did there croc boy!
Mason Bell
Jonathan Evans
>Yea Forums users stealing from twitter
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jace Price
No, it happen because we let it happen. It's our own fault. I also feel like this is bait, knowing that use LMAO on purpose.
Charles Bailey
lass*
Asher Stewart
Joshua Ward
What's the point of being a lion?
Nicholas Martinez
nah, from some webcomic I found a long time ago where all the bugs are anime girls
Xavier Reed
Luke Sanders
why do i see pennywise
that thing has nothing but pure evil on its mind
Brayden Barnes
Evan Jenkins
>go to big cat sanctuary
>don't lock doors
They deserved to get eaten.
Elijah Long
Their aggression level is set to maximum.
Jordan Hill
They are ferocity incarnate
Jacob Powell
I wanna fuck a hyena gotdamn
Eli Cooper
Based thot patrol cat
Chase Thomas
1/3rd of the way done
No, they just have max defense and max hp, with high attack
Lincoln Martin
>enemy can enter stealth mode
Christian Perry
>spiders that size
You are a gigantic pussy. No wonder all the good English left you to create their own country and then eventually had to save you from the Germans.
Hunter Kelly
The one with the sharpest fangs wins!
That's what killing bites is!
Easton Lewis
>monkeys going apeshit around it
they have no fear it seems
Connor Young
Male lions have very short violent lives. They only live to be around 4 years old in the wild. Females live to be 15+ years old.
Christian Wood
you mean get fucked by their huge clits?
Carter Nelson
Asher Green
Please go and stay go.
Zachary Phillips
>pure evil
He just wants some ass user.
Carson Davis
yes
Cooper Phillips
>enemy attacks your weak point for massive damage
Oliver Cook
You heard the man, Yea Forums. Feed mice your nuts
Noah Wood
Adam Bell
> had to save you from the Germans
i didn't know that soviet russians were english .
Robert Ramirez
Juan Carter
You people need to understand how fucking op Honey badgers are
>Insane intimation factor with high speed and sporadic movement
>Thick loose skin so causal bite rarely even make them bleed
>Has a stink cloud and fucks over bees and some bigger animals
>Big cats are fucking useless fighting them because the badgers neck is so small, the cant land killing blows.
And the wolverine is even fucking crazier.
Dominic Harris
What country is this? And what kind of bug is that?
Easton Jones
what the hell man
Cameron Perry
Elijah Fisher
what
THE FUCK!?
Nathaniel Bailey
Watch the Tier Zoo video on them. They're not even the strongest mustelid. Wolverines are stronger.
Jason Thompson
good, just checking
Jason Turner
Austin Wood
I'm not sleeping tonight because of this thread. Fuck you guys.
Gavin Butler
Pussies. I'm from Hawaii. Those house centipedes are little cuties compared to what I had roaming my house as a kid.
Colton Martin
>tfw ur tryin to evolve but some bird ont lwt you
Bentley Lewis
Jesus but they're so damn small, But that loose skin makes sense
They definitely look like ferrets
Carter Sanders
:(
Hudson Wilson
what did she mean by this?
Christopher Anderson
You just KNOW
Hudson Mitchell
Quick, post your most Australian picture.
David Morris
Sleep on this you dumb cat
*unzips dick*
Colton Diaz
>Enemies can perform dark rituals.
Gabriel Garcia
Luis Moore
Why does he look like Avon Barksdale? I'm not trying to be racist, it's 100% him
Lincoln Smith
He is either a young male pushed out by the Pride leader, or, more likely by the looks of him, an old Alpha that got deposed. Solitary male lions are more common than you'd think.
Evan Brown
Somebody post the mantis webm
Xavier Kelly
..................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordan Bennett
Levi Fisher
THE KILLER IS IN THE BACKSEAT
Luke White
dunston checks IN
Carson Cox
IIRC When a male lion grows old enough, their father will throw them out of the Pride so they can go make their own.
Jacob Brooks
>>Enemies can enter safe zones
user, if enemies can enter it, it's not a fucking safe zone.
Parker Gomez
Fucking hell I hate these things 10x worse than spiders.
Imagine waking up to one crawling on your neck because that is exactly what happened to me.
James Moore
big sad inbound
Hunter Ward
What a graceful animal
Cooper Harris
Chonk
Carson Morris
What is this sorcery?
Evan Brooks
I need to see this. Give me a goddamn source.
Lucas Rogers
Mouse-chan is dead.
Isaac Clark
>I'm not trying to be racist
Tyler Davis
>enemy JUST KNOWS
Adam Ward
Isaiah Young
They're my enemy. Rodents are fucking gross and giant rodents are even worse. If I saw a capybera anywhere near my house I'd kill it on sight.
Logan Stewart
Dunstin Checks Out
Elijah Evans
Grayson Davis
Fake. Spiders cannot hold on to the outside of cars. It' s metal.
Brandon Wright
reported
Brody Young
and we let it happen because god created us to let it happen because he could predict the effect of all his actions and decisions upon creation
thus he is directly responsible for all sin and suffering
get over it christfag go get diddled by a priest
Ryder Richardson
Caleb Johnson
>all female cute cast with animal features
>a generic self insert male is also there
I hate self insert fags
Brody Robinson
I didn't know the Russians crippled the German army from Africa to France and led a successful bombing campaign against inner Germany before landing on Normandy beach and capturing all of Germany's major cities. Wow.
Joseph Evans
>TierZoo
My nigga
Jason Campbell
Joshua Cook
because who would be the emu expert to check the insurance claim on an emu farm?
Blake Harris
>aussie cope from jobbing to emus
Lincoln Morgan
No
Logan Garcia
In awe at the size of this lad.
Zachary Myers
I love how the left front leg phases through the car. Really realistic.
James Ortiz
Teach finally getting revenge on those emus
Wyatt Williams
Luis Robinson
I get a 3 day vacation for posting one single animal video and this niggers thread hits bump limit. Fuck mods
Landon Clark
I feel so bad, the beetle seemed scared and disoriented
The scorpion was scared too but the beetle was just staggering from one corner to another accidentally bumping into the scorpion
What kind of bug fight is this? A beetle has no chance in hell against a SCORPION of all things
Connor Jackson
Dear God. What has this man done??? He's provoked the Emu Empire. Already Australia had to give up large swathes of territory to appease them. What will happen to the country now?
Luke Campbell
a fake one
Eli Kelly
RULES OF NATURE
Tyler Ross
You thought that was a spider?
Dominic Garcia
t. spiderposter
Parker Peterson
Im loving this thread, hope you bros arent letting the /depression/ get the best of you as well
Aiden Peterson
Jin is anything but generic. Dude's basically a zoo warden who is tsundere to animals. All because he got his shit kicked in by a bunch of bears when he was a kid. He's the alpha male of the school, and he earned his place not through being 1/3rd angel and 1/3rd devil, but by learning about animal biology and exploiting them.
Caleb Brooks
Thats not fat, the cat is buff as hell
Cats gain weight in their midsection, this cat is just doing upperbody lifting all day
Carson Roberts
Bump limit on Yea Forums is 500, user.
Michael Thomas
Benjamin Morgan
not video games
Evan Bell
Almost done.
John Scott
BRAAAAAAP
Asher James
Killing bites was such a weird fucking anime/manga
Jayden Martinez
imagine believing that the spider is real
Matthew Thompson
Is this video games?
Elijah Rodriguez
it was shit
Hunter Peterson
William Jones
>party member lost the will to fight
Carter Hernandez
deviantart.com
It was a flash comic so reverse image searching didn't work, lucky enough there was some shitty fanart that came up when I typed in anthro spider flash
Logan Turner
FIN
I'd post more, but the last 6 chapters haven't been translated.
Kevin Cox
that was cool as fuck
Wyatt Gomez
It's just the dude wearing the Bremen Mask from Majora's Mask.
Chase Watson
Ducks are gluttons. He who controls the feed, controls the flock.
James Thompson
Don't you die in minutes if they bite you?
Jackson Martinez
The gypsy that says "you looked at my balls and FOR THIS I WILL KEEL YOU."
Joseph Russell
>my ancestor
Elijah Ross
>enemies can be recruited
Jonathan Edwards
I am
FUCK NIGGERS
Landon Torres
You're a massive faggot, I bet no one likes you. But a Capybara would
Luke Flores
Holy shit, porn when????? Nnnngghhh
Camden Reed
Adults very rarely die from it.
Liam Lewis
Austin Perry
that's not how it works though, if anything you would have to sound her with your dick
Parker Peterson
>we live in Ohio, so it's legal to own a cougar btw
Anthony James
>Soviets
>Being anything but moving targets for the Wehrmacht
Xavier Miller
Anthony Johnson
What, humans? Human bites are pretty venomous, actually. At least naturally. Nowadays humans have developed something called "hygiene" that has reduced the toxicity of their bite, meaning that they can still output some pretty hefty bite damage, but you won't get an infection afterwards, usually.
Gabriel Miller
Why would a squid need a tacky suit?
James Hill
rest in pieces, Scar
Julian Watson
beefcurtains.swf
Noah Lee
He was gonna say "short lifespan" wasn't he
David Richardson
the fuck, are squids cannibals?
Julian Clark
Also, this manga has a lesbian hyena tomboy who is easily flustered by the main human female.
Liam Perry
>yfw human bites were actually pretty effective back then due to bacteria
Leo Martinez
>be tank
>some dps tries to attack you
>armor so thick his attacks literally does 0 dmg
>you just casually continue to travel swamp looking for ingredients
Liam Smith
Not so fun fact! It's no longer legal to own cougars in ohio w/o a permit, because a few years ago, this one guy had a ton of exotic animals, and comitted suicide. But before he did, he released them all, and we had lions and tigers roaming suburbs.
Cooper Powell
His face was probably left red and might have gotten cuts. Those big felines have tongues just like cats except the blades are even stronger and bigger. They can shred meat with their tongues.
Isaac Perez
t. russian rapebaby
Logan Robinson
THUS, KILLING BITES
Ian Allen
Yes.
Andrew Adams
>fucking manlets
Jaxon Walker
Ah a fellow nihilist
Ian Martin
Squids will eat anything user. Even people.
Angel Wilson
>pretty venomous
no they are not. Human produce no venom. They are also not poisonous. Learn the meanings of words, please.
Connor Foster
>Eventually his bro showed up.
sause pliz
Joshua White
They still can be. Just don't brush your teeth. I don't know why you'd want to ruin your teeth and have to get dentures at 50 just so you can have a toxic bite, but you can do it.
Also, when you think about it, our digestive juices are so strong that if you throw up, you're basically spitting potent acid.
Easton Brown
Sometimes. That said those two probably aren't the same species.
Cameron Cox
Hudson Hill
We're venomous the same way komodo dragons are. While we produce no venom of our own, the bacteria in our mouths are potent and can cause a lot of damage.
Nolan Flores
>Brazil
>No mosquitos
I must be living in a bootleg version then
Nicholas Ward
>tfw bulimia is a viable defense strat
Noah Wright
Dynasties the lion episode.
Andrew Peterson
Snakes are worse than spiders.
At least spiders eat flying insects, what purpose do snakes serve in the ecosystem?
Snakes are pure evil, and we should begin a global extinction campaign and rid the world of these demons.
Chase Moore
those -20c temps we get here up north suddenly seem very comfy
Xavier Morris
It's cg you retards.
Logan Lopez
You don't know what venomous means.
Andrew Green
Anyone got the original comic?
Juan Smith
Hiss hiss
Leo Mitchell
wasps first
Matthew Williams
Throwing up those juices are worse to us more than whatever they're thrown up on
Christian Davis
redpill me as a dutchman on ohio
Hudson Brooks
C u t e !
Logan Walker
>designated safe zone like a town or camp
>enemy is aggroed to you and runs in after you
It happens all the time. It's like you don't play games.
Juan Roberts
as dangerous as honey badgers seem they're nothing compared to the wolverine, there's literally a recorded case of one choking a polar bear to death
and otters have been known to teach their young how to kill crocodiles
like what the fuck is up with the mustelidae family tree where something smaller than a dog can beat up apex predators like it's nobody's business
Jaxon Reed
Luke Cooper
Lucius Annaeus Seneca daemonium
Sebastian Rodriguez
Go back to eating your dog for food, commie trash.
Levi Edwards
fun fact: squids starve themselves so they can better protect their eggs
Brody Price
Big cities are filled with Dark Ones. Everywhere else is Whitemanistan. They also are one of the most important states come election time because they almost always decide the winner of the election (96% accuracy), and are also pretty moderate.
Better than the surrounding states (except for Indiana), but worse than anything out West (except for California).
Caleb King
so how are permits going to help with that
people can just get a permit then commit suicide and release the animals
Logan Wilson
>lions and tigers roaming suburbs
based
Carter King
All the angels were/are God's children
Lucifer's plan was to force everyone to do good always, they wouldn't have the option to do bad, he also wanted the glory for himself
God says no because he's libertarian and free will is important
Jesus, the firstborn, agrees to fulfill God's original plan where we would have free will but also the sins would be accounted for through the attonement
Lucifer and his followers get exiled for his opposition
God allows Satan to continue existing because there must be opposition for life on Earth to even be a test
Bentley Mitchell
holy shit
Brandon Roberts
based stroke poster
Logan Jones
>failing a stat check
Jace Adams
God snakes are so sexy
Jordan Nelson
Unfortunate.
Brandon Young
stay mad
Adam Anderson
Straight braaaap. He ate the whole thing
Ian Cook
cute snek
Grayson Cox
Natty?
Connor Cox
>subnautica below zero
Cooper Harris
You didn't hear it from me, but they've been building this glass monolith in Ohio and they keep telling us that it's just an art installation, but I bribed one of the engineers and got these documents, user, these plans for something they're calling the "Omnnnnnsdf ohiluy88888888888
Owen Mitchell
FOOL
Robert Russell
>God says no because he's libertarian
Jayden Nguyen
*macro sniffs*
Matthew Nguyen
>everything about this
Was this in Florida
Cooper Price
>draw a girl
>call it an animal
Dylan Roberts
Anthony Torres
heck who needs catgirls when you have girl cats
Kevin Barnes
It's a boy cat.
Ryan Garcia
Three mice a day bro
Jason Green
Isaiah Murphy
Everything south of the blue line is farmland except for columbus. It's what you'd expect from typical truckz n gunz rednecks. Above the line, everyone is armed, so everyone is moderately polite. East cleveland is chimpland and you will get stabbed, but only if you linger. They don't want you to be there, and you don't want to be there. Stay out and there won't be any trouble.
Everything south of the redline is where "The South" begins. Shit gets real weird.
The orange circle is like the bermuda triangle. It's where all the REALLY weird shit happens. Sure, cleveland up north has more serial killers than any other city on earth, but the orange is where shit gets REALLY really weird.
Eli Rodriguez
Real life Lion King.
Blake Wilson
>houston
Oliver Baker
Something similar happened to me once, I was in the passenger seat and then suddenly I felt a sting in my ankle, when I looked it was one of those orb weavers that you find in gardens. It was fucking cold and it probably wanted to keep warm near the motor. Thankfully, it's a docile species that can't kill anyone and only did that because it got scared.
Oliver Williams
Josiah Cox
tfw your babe farts while you eating her out
Matthew Bennett
The males are more animalistic.
Bentley Murphy
Anthony Rogers
>one shot generic enemies
>take it i'm over leveled
>get to boss
>get one shot
Adrian Green
Did they move Houston to Florida
Oliver Johnson
It used to be, You want a tiger? Go ahead! No permit required!, but now because of that one fucking guy, you need all kinds of permits, the government needs to inspect your home, you need to be checked out by a vet, and all that trash.
I wanted to own one of these long friends one of these days, but now i most likely won't be able to.
Jack Martinez
>Australians lost a war to these things
Landon Allen
>expecting me to know the big cities, glass monoliths of doom, truckers and rednecks (those not being "the south"?) cleveland or the circle of doom
you need to be more specific. TV only shows me newfoundland, texas and california
Matthew Cox
Hahahaha
Jace Sanders
>He
Christopher Kelly
>Upgraded enemies die forever
>Are rediscovered 35 years later
Jason Johnson
how is this even possible? how can they build like 20 fucking feets in the air?
Jose Adams
Nicholas Scott
They're the african cousin of the wolverine that eats mostly venomous snakes for a living and is way smarter.
Oliver Campbell
b i g s i p p
Chase Ramirez
Silk is very light, a spider can squirt it out and let the wind carry it a long way. They've also made use of the power lines and trees.
Jaxson Brown
It's like when the Romans would chuck a few naked prisoners with clubs into the arena against a pro gladiator with a sword and shield.
Jaxon Rogers
>when you get cucked by giraffe