ITT: Post your favorite loading screens

this is my fetish

Haha holy shit.

Show me a country where public nudity is appropriate

Imagine being able to play a game where you collect, groom and marry shipgirls while not looking like a complete freak.

holy shit it took me a second

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lmao, if you don't look and act like a fucking creep you can easily pull this off. Just shower, go to the gym and stop acting like a sperg. Unironically be yourself and there's no problem with playing games like Azur Lane in public

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> just be a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale and you can do literally whatever you want including getting away with crime lmao
no shit?

Based gigachad advice

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Good, she's shit

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Cringe

Do you imply that phone displaying this loading screen creates a pack of real, flesh-and-bones naked humans around myself, or forces me to undress?

Or Diablo II one.

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No?

Me in the bottom middle

I didn't know what cringe was till I heard zoomers actually love just hanging out in fortnite, doing their stupid little dances and chatting

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ROADINGU ROADINGU

youtu.be/NXrCuqwZLMc

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Then what "public nudity" are you talking about?

youtube.com/watch?v=zIA0kaGFIhQ

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will showering make my hairline go back to normal?

Appropiate it is probably nearly nowhere but it isn't against the law in most either.

me holding the bucket on the left

Consider shaving everything off if it's too bad. Hopefully you'll have a decent face and body to make up for your lack of hair like that guy who one-handedly btfo'd blizzard.

the scariest shit
it would halt for extended periods of time and I swear it regularly went backwards

>just shave it off bro
I don't know why some men choose to just give up instead of using minoxidil, finasteride and getting a transplant

> attempting and spending money on all that shit when it's all going to fall off in the end anyways
just shave it, bro

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I also have the World of Final Fantasy and Labyrinth of Coven and Refrain loading screen, but because I'm a crazy person that made 30 minute version of them, I can't upload the to YouTube.

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*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* nya!

One of my favourites.

if you get a transplant young and it falls off after you're like 40 then it doesn't really matter since you have already saved your youth

>DATA CORRUPTED
>REINSTALL

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People used to do the same shit just in MMOs

I've done all of that EXCEPT I haven't stopped acting like a sperg. Now everyone thinks I'm a possible terrorist.

>I'll play a shitty mobile gacha game every day because it has boobs.
Why not just watch porn?

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Who is the redhead goddamnit

because she's descended from the longships

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how the fuck is this screeching cunt meant to be an idol?

>that girl dabbing in the back
based

there's a switch version now?

too bad they changed it in the new ones

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All the loading screens in Assassin's Creed that let you move around.

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I miss being able to autistically run and change directions like a madman on those loading screens.

Far Cry 5 unironically
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At least you're a sexy terrorist now.

Nice, I'll use it for the next thread

I miss this.

They told me chink lane wasn't censored

That's the official art source. They added the chicken to get past Google play/appstore restrictions. Can't show bare anus without raising the age limit. It's a 6+ age limit game after all.

>It's a 6+ age limit game after all.
How?

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I have always been partial to this one

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It teaches kids about naval history, what's so bad about that?

not really a loading screen but close enough

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Sex should be taught at the age of 6. This is how society will evolve. They are just ahead of the curve.

I need to get D5, it seems.
Just some lotion.

Looks more like navel history to me

Shit, can't unsee it now.

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