Is sex better than video games?

What about jerking each other off while playing video games?

sounds like you just need to git gud

Shoo tranny shoo

levels vary. Food brings more pleasure to some than others, for example. It's what makes people addictive to particular things.
don't bogart the dopamine dude let me bang your mom

TAKE ME HOOOOOME

Sex is boring.
Fucking some girl savagely, after you tricked her into it, after she was a bitch to you is much better than any video game.

Making love with a girl you love and that loves you, cannot be compared to anything else.

Meth is apparently better though

shoo newfag shoo

>using tricks to get laid
(((hmmmmm)))

Is experiencing this better than videogames?

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>girl
>love

lmao
women only love their kids

How do you trick a girl into sex?

>not playing video games and having sex simultaneously with your friend who you love

>Sex is boring
>but it's better than any videogame
>but it also cant be compared to anything else
Filtered

I... I guess?

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chloroform

dude, you write like a branlet, you post is not coherent

>baseline - 100%
I wish.

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Good sex is better than Coke imo.

I tell her small truths that she can check.
I remain silent and don't tell her some harsh real things.
She fills the rest with her imagination.
I am tall, handsome and have a symmetric face and good eyes. Have knowledge of protocols and know how to dress from my normalfag days.
Even though I am a mere shadow of my former self now, I was way above mere chad at the end of high school and in my university years.

Imagine if someone doesn't maintain a Dodge Viper and its all old and dented and dusty. But it is still Dodge Viper.

Meth, and heroin and cocaine give you an illusion of greater feeling that tricks your brain.
Its a white thing since ancient times. A game. With plots and subplots.
Its 3 different types of intercourse.
When you are a girls first she will love you.

I am not very smart.

>peaked in high school
wow whole post is garbage

seems like bullshit
you should give Ampethamines a try though at least oncei n your life. With proper hydriation they arent that dangerous, and theyre not addictive at all since youll have a burnout the following days.

But those couple of hours are pure ecstasy, the happiest Ive ever been. If everyone on the world took 150mg of MDMA at the same time we'd have world piece, well besides the few people who used the day before.

But seriously, its like you love everyone and everything, and also you become an amazing speaker

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I know.
With VR it's 50% extra.

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>at the end of high school and in university years
>peaked at high school
Are you braindead?
I was on a different path in my youth.

dude, no one believes your shit.

we all were, you fucking brainlet. jfc you're stupid.

why are you giving the tripfag attention
he's being retarded for (you)s, thats all he wants he has nothing to contribute besides baiting for (you)s, hes not even pretending

I hope everyone who thinks anything pleasurable is the same as drugs stops eating forever

>you can become addicted to food and sex
what

thanks for the reality check homie

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It's alright but you need to have a true desire to communicate and be with others to make it worthwhile

pleasure is addictive.

If they could make a drug that gives you the dope highs without ever losing its potency I'm pretty sure we'd have lotus-eaters everywhere.

Sex is out of my reach so vidya is the next best thing

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How is this surprising?

It's the reason why so many people are fat

everything is just drugs in your brain man

This, the only honest pleasure is the pleasure of desperation of no having tomorrow.

It's impossible to be actual friends with the opposite sex.

>meth fueled gaming session while >getting a blowjob.

WE IN DOPAMINE CITY NOW BOIS

I want Meth!

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I assume these are baseline/average values of each of these, because sexual release should not be that much higher at a top end than food at a top end, and disagreeing with that just means you have never in your life had good food. Video games should be lower than food.
t. not a fatass but rapidly becoming one as metabolism slows in my 30s

wireheading soon

I have a wife. I play video games. Games are better. I’ve had awesome sex with sexy people that were not my wife and video games are way way better. Yeah it’s 30 minutes to an hour of fun but what’s the point after that besides spending more money on some tramp. I only fuck to have kids at this point. Couldn’t care less what the wife does

So you're saying I should be trying meth?

it's very possible to be friends with a guy as a girl, but it's rarely reciprocated

It's completely different to video games.

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test
spoiler test

You just have fucked test levels or you and your wife are shit in bed.

Why do tripfags always pretend that they were Chads at some point in life and then come here to brag about it. Pretty fucking sad

idk man, if you don't reciprocate attraction with a girl she floats away pretty fucking fast instead of just being friends.

Opposite sex?

Not really. Once you have regular access it kinda loses some of its charm.

I've turned my gf down multiple times on sex to play vidya. It's still pretty good, don't get me wrong, but normalfags definitely overhype the fuck outta it just so they can feel superior to "loser virgins"

Then again I've heard you aren't able to fully enjoy the pleasures of sex until you reach the age of 30, so maybe it'll be different for me by then.

Apparently its not better than eating something while playing video games.
So i guess i have experienced pleasure that surpasses sex.

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So instead of wasting money on women i should buy meth. That was informative.

Get sick of cancer

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That guy is a Serb who unironically admitted to masturbating in a park while watching a group of boys and girls play.

Videogames last longer bit the peaks of sex are way fucking higher.

You haven't lived until you have had a good fuck.

Bull. One of my oldest friends is a woman. There's no real attraction there. It's hard to be friends with someone you want to fuck though.

kill yourself dotted degenerate

Okay does sex include masturbating? Because even after 10,000 times, masturbating still trumps playing any video game. Of course it depends on what your masturbating to, masturbating to nothing or something boring is no fun.

I don't know about sex though.

You can be friends as long as you don't find each other sexually attractive.

That is not cute and funny

It is in Serbia

>opposite sex

Sex is overrated anyways. Why spend time and effort on some lose hole when your own hard feels much better / can adjust pressure / can keep going for as long as you want without charging extra?

fapping = vidya > sex. I don't need consent to play a damn game and fap myself to sleep afterwards.

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I had a girl climb under my desk and suck my dick while I played xmen legends 2 once.

Thanks for telling me about my life and experiences. You know everyone is different right? Sex is fun but it’s not THAT fun. You’re putting pussy on a pedestal when its On demand for me. Have sex a few times and try to tell me it’s the best thing ever again.

>not eating food off of a girls tits during a match of counter strike while she blows you

get on my level, casual.

>not doing all that with a vibrating ass plug in while high on MDMA
wow it's like you're not even trying to have fun

non meme answer:

Passionate sex with a person who loves you and who you love is better than any video game.

Passionate sex with a person purely lust based and has no personal attachment is pretty hot but empty.

Playing a video game in a flow state, especially with buddies and finding success is a much better and longer orgasm than "normal" sex.

Passionless, bad or awkward sex is a waste of time. Video games are more fun.

>Videogaming on meth while you get a bj from you girlfriend: 1,675%

I need this

I can download video games for free, can you download sex for free? Also masturbation =/= sex

do you mean it's funny or not funny

I've had plenty of long term relationships man. It only goes to shit if you let it. I love games but acting like sex sucks tells me about you.

What a shock that hedonism leads to degenerate fetishes.

That loses its potency once you browse Yea Forums for a while

there is nothing that enrages me more than reading about people having sex on here

>That loses its potency once you browse Yea Forums for a while
>Yea Forums playing video games
Holy shit, lork mor.

Sex is better but requires more work and the pleasure lasts for 1 hour with the height lasting 10 seconds or so.
Games require less work and the pleasure lasts for hours and hours, even though it's a weaker type of pleasure.

I am not a dude. Gas yourself kike.
.
You are a cuck.

>pretend
I said I was way above a mere chad.

Get cancer, government drone.
May your kike tribe and bloodline perish.

Fuck meth and fuck junkies.

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How so?

Assume the "not" applies to both unless stated otherwise

ITSA ME

Sex > Vidya
My wife is a 4'4" woman who looks like a 7 - 12 year old child despite being 30 and I am a muscular 7'4" giant with a feminine face, I also have blonde hair and blue eyes.
People say I practically look like a cute anime/JRPG pretty guy but in 3D and also a giant.
I also often have orgies with said wife and my female best friend who is a hot 6'+ woman who I also often play basketball and volleyball with.

KONOMICHI
ZUUTO YUKEBA

It's getting there. Keep it pushing bros, the incels will win this

i shit in your mouth dotted degenerate

but she's having so much fun! Don't you want to have fun, too???
>this is what you look like when you're playing videogames

I think it's pretty funny
you know laughing every day reduces your chances of heart attack by 80%

For like 5 seconds yes, but then I feel huge regret, maybe I'll just stick to playing videogames with sis

Let me guess, she is a gook bug

>tripfag seething this hard
lmao dude

Nice RP. Use less run on sentences next time

meth milkies

I don't know about meth heroin or Coke since I've never done those, but masturbating on LSD and Molly is on a whole nother level, same for vidya.

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>bug
explain

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I laugh everyday because I'm a very sad person

he's a well known schizo from /ex-yu/ on /int/, he gets complete mental breakdowns every once in a while over the most mundane things

Sex is garbage. Meth life only life.

My wife is half-French and half-German.
I am half-Scottish and half-German.
She is a brunette with bangs and big blue eyes.
Though I did date this 3'0" half-Japanese girl who is a goth and has huge tits.

Damn, the Bible really was right about Pharmakeia.

Did you also know that 100% of people who drink water die?

getting roped into 3 ways is like a 80 dollar steak. Sure it's good but there's no way it's worth the effort/cost/whatever and the only reason people engage in that is to tell people about it.

you NEED to go back

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Yes.

>people on /int/ have brain problems
not surprised

>white
every time

May your kike tribe and bloodline perish.

.

>tfw eagerly tried it since I was used to drinking and pot
>even though I only ever did it a couple times in a year I feel my brain has been permanently altered even 6 years on
Don't do drugs kids

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No, and Ill tell you why. World of Warcraft in 2004 destroyed marriages. That is a game right there. How many games kill off relationships and sexual couples? That is quite a feat if you think about it. Guys will play FPS games all day even over sex in plenty of cases. Do you know why? Dopamine.

I have enough trouble managing one other person in bed I don't need to disappoint two people at the same time

Asians are bugs people from Beta-Centauria

Fuck really? So the options are live in misery and potentially have a decent death or laugh a lot but probably die horribly.

MARIOOOo

Taking a really good shit is better than having sex. I've just not cracked the formula on how to reliabily produce the experience.

>bangs with a high Ponytail
Patrician choice according to me

Yeah. I don't have to apologize to my video games after beating them.

>find asian girl who is nutty for big white dudes
>fuck her for months, she's absolutely crazy in the sack
>she's profoundly racist and I can't take her anywhere
>recently started to threaten to cut my dick off if I turn down sex
do black dudes have this problem with white girls

Get assfucked.

Driving a racecar at 160mph around corners on a track and one fuckup can kill you. Or riding a motorcycle going 150mph inbetween cars is a better dopamine than anything sex will ever give you. Im not talking 150mph for a second I mean for 30 seconds straight. You have no idea how few people have felt that level of adrenaline. It is something few can do, few can achieve and live. imagine you can say to yourself "I went 160mph today for an hour on a track, near death all the way till the end." Trackdays are cheaper than whores.

Prostate simulation may be for you, friend. Have you tried pegging?

>Sex is boring
>But also good
the fuck are you even trying to say dude

Smoking meth and then playing video games is 1000% more than sex

Suck it in and out

I doubt I'd like it. I'm not much of a fan of rollercoasters either

you might want to try getting buttfucked my friend

He doesn't know what he's talking about. Where do you think we are?

I can help you out ;^)

You need to abandon ship ASAP.

Someone already posted your ugly face and pathetic body. stop pretending you dweeb.

I hope you don't sleep in the same house with her and lock your doors at night.

youtube.com/watch?v=i21Gdvl3y3w
dude meth lmao

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>Tripfag
>Lives in his own delusional world
>Is most definitely a fat basement dweller

Depends on the game
Depends on the sex

looks like I need to score some meth

>implying he's wrong

no

can you have sex for 24 hours straight on launch day?

I'd better that a really good videogame could release more dopamine than mediocre sex

yes

depends on what kind of sex
you're shit out of luck if you're a dominant male :-)

This guy with ... !CMPT96zAPo tripcode is not a Serb, he is a faggot, we call him a Dotboi because he does nothing but throwing tantrums at every Serb in ex-yu thread, he never argued with Croats, he has a boyfriend (Monkeyboy or @boi) who is openly antiSerb and his boyfriend even calls him Smido (Smeedo, meaning Stinkyboi) and what's the worst, he is a fan of Zoran Djindjic and Democratic Party (liberal pro european party). He is a fake Serb, probably sent here by Soros to make us look bad and mean.

>Still seething
Pathetic dotted cuck

your dick would fall off

no girl can compare to launch day on WoW in its prime for an expansion.

what about videogame sex?

huge dopamine levels to start with, but it rapidly declines
this doesn't include sex cutscenes

>tfw stimfapping makes faggots without adhd depressed
it must be sad being unable to enjoy multiple 4 hour long sessions that end like something out of an ero-doujin

Sex that is a chore just makes me want to play video games
Video games I can't get into just makes me want to have sex.

Is...is this study telling me to do meth?

>not injecting dopamine straight into your eyeballs while having video game sex with friends you love
fucking casuals

Sex is really good for the duration of it, but afterwards you'll find yourself and the situation you're in disgusting. that combined with the hard work needed to put into a functioning relationship where you could have sex anytime you want, or even the paying of hookers, it just makes video games the better choice

I wish you could just pirate sex

>Even though I am a mere shadow of my former self now
thank you for the laughs virgin user

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yes
adderall is easy enough to get a prescription for especially when the Yea Forums lifestyle causes similar symptoms to adhd

this whole thread has made me disgusted with raw pleasure.

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For me it's marijuana, the best dopamine replacement.

anime + onahole = pirated sex.

>taking drugs that make you retarded
lmao
pathetic

>playing vidya while on meth, amphetamine and cocaine while having sex and eating food: 307125%

>tfw games stop filling the void
REmake2 was first hit I got in years

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Video games win out because of how sustained the experience is. Sex is much shorter. You can play a video game for 10 hours straight while the dopamine release blocks out your other senses like the need to eat, sleep, move around/stretch, pee, look away from a screen for 60 whole seconds, etc.

>the Yea Forums lifestyle

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I was retarded before the drugs, user.

bad circadian rhythm, lots of fapping, constant exposure to a skinner box
what do you think tired gamer syndrome actually is?

lol maybe their weak ass coke try my shit faggots

the RP thread is over here, user

imagine having a gangbang on meth while playing vidya....

Yeah, white girls are slightly less crazy
>Find a cool white girl who likes anime
>Has a nice ass
>Super attention whore
>Constantly fucking pm's me to hang out
>Complains about people on snapchat but tstill hangs out with them

>the Yea Forums lifestyle

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...

>he doesn't know

ftfy

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based
most asian girls ive met have been way more degenerate than any white girl i know

Coke fucks with your brain's ability to experience pleasure. After you experience that high, you hate that nothing in life can ever make you feel that good. Then you get roped into a vicious cycle where you hate everything but come until you die of a drug induced heart attack.

haha why would someone wanna be a bottom haha

Everytime I watch an asian girl in amateur porn they always give rimjobs like 90% of the time

>video games

>grab controller/use keyboard+mouse

>have fun uninterrupted with headphones on

>sex

>when you are done you have to talk and talk and talk

>arguments

>annoying shit

games are the clear winner.

Watch out for asian girls, especially if they weren't born here, they will fuck you up.

Heroine is better then sex imo but I don't think I'd rate it higher. Eternal life would be better then sex, being a god would be better then sex. There are many things (I assume) that are better then sex. If sex was so awesome then murder wouldn't exist, and since it does exist I can only conclude that sex is just another action amongst many in this shit ass reality we call life

>they will fuck you up.
i was warned.

no, because sex is shorter and its only good when you have a really hot bitch on birth control. video games are better and a much better value overall too. women cost a lot more. when VR gets good, women are going to essentially be worthless. enjoy the rides, boys. youre not missing out on much.

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Fuck you up how? mentally physically financially? Give some examples.

This. Video games have a much better dopamine yield than sex for the effort required. Especially if your wife is a fatass like mine is.

Sounds good to me

Cannabis is one of the less damaging drugs, didn't lead to any IQ point loss later in life as long as you didn't go overboard, compared to alcohol which leads to >10 points lost permanently even when consumed in moderation.

>Not sex with your tomboy best friend who you love while playing videogames with her and eating ice cream together all day on a Saturday with no other worries

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Have fun with your baseline enjoyment in everything becoming 0% then

Why don't the junkies just inject pure dopamine?

Not again...

He said videogames user not movies, owning a playstation isn't exactly the same thing

it makes you stupid while you're using it therefore it's for inferiors
it is a drug for hedonistic retards, it has absolutely no positive benefit besides "muh painkiller" which is absolutely not why stoners use it

I'm trying to get into enjoying female company and so far it's just been bullshit nerve racking shit where I constantly have to tip toe around my thoughts. Hate it, I like women but I absolutely hate that this how it is.

If you smoke a good strain of mary j, and play a stupid game like Yoshi's Island wouldn't that be more kino? Being super turbo blitzed and playing a game like that sounds pretty damn amazing.

For me its videogames with my Bro!

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>meth 1300%
good times in the field of battle

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One of my buddies was threatened to be killed if he didn't stay with this Asian girl (She was an easy 8/10). Lot's of Asian women are very codependent in my area. That same girl tried to forced him to do public sex, later she tried to accuse him of rape. She never went to any authorities just said he did that and that fucked him up for a while (Some friends turned on him etc)

Gay

Spent a couple thousand on games
Spent a couple thousand on whores

A really good game can be better than any whore but even a bad whore is still better than a mediocre video game.
If you had infinite money would you spend more time with whores than video games? Tough call.

He didn't say it sucks, he just said it's not as good as video games.

And he's right.
Sex is nice, and fun, but it's a lot of work for very little payoff compared to video games.
Orgasms don't last very long, and the sexual act itself can be exhausting, especially with a stubborn partner.

It doesnt work like that...

hell yeah man, I shit blood cause I got growths and shit in my stomach that will kill my ass eventually. Booze just make me shit blood and hate everyone. Sobriety is hell but thankfully you have shit like porn and money to offset it.

Because it'll just turn into any other drug. Your brain becomes resistant to it so you'll need to take more of it to get a high.

I use cannabis and agree with you.
I do fucking math and spreadsheets and meetings and shit all day. My job is to be smart. I use cannabis to turn off my brain.

Are you me?

Based tomboy poster

Im sure the sex is good but pussy is pussy, Id rather just get with a bbw that cooks/cleans and is open to sex at any given time. Problem these days all it takes is for a woman to say something false about you even once to completely damage you at literally any time. Its a issue that people don't like to talk about but it is there and the courts are predetermined to pick a side. But thats the way it goes, even still a big girl is a lot more suitable imo. Especially if you are relatively fit.

Games last longer

Then how come so many great people in history were serious alcoholics but no great historic person was a pothead

thanks for the pro tips, unfortunately bigger women absolutely turn me off so that presents a bit if problem

That’s basically where I’m at without meth though. I hate my fucking life and feel nothing. Just want to end it all desu

dude, so many of these fucks were druggies. Artists are the worst of the bunch.

can you have sex for 12 hours straight and not be annoyed by a woman talking?

didnt think so

I can get video games on demand at any hour with no compromises needed.

try drugs

Drugs will just end up making you severely more depressed whenever you're not in the middle of doing drugs especially if you already have problems. Why do you think the suicide rate among addicts are so high

>find best friend sexually attractive
>she finds me sexually attractive
>she asks me out of nowhere one day if I want to fuck
>we fuck on a regular basis now

Somehow I managed to make it work

Dunno if I can say if sex is better than vidya though. Sex with someone you actually care about is pretty good.

Carl Sagan

get a prescription for adderall or something
depending on the actual neurochemical cause of your symptoms it might actually fix something
the normalfags saying drugs r bad are retards who don't understand neurchemistry in the slightest