>game has a "house" enemy
Game has a "house" enemy
Elijah Mitchell
Sebastian Ross
No shit
Zachary Turner
Name 7 games
Christian Morgan
>game has a time forwarding enemy
William Miller
>game doesn't have a "house" enemy
>they're always garbage
I hope you game devs don't do this
Gabriel Allen
Yep, this game was way ahead of it's time, this was years before fighting literal sets of keys in Pokemon games
Josiah Gutierrez
Is the house small or are Cloud and Aeris big?
Luis Myers
>game has minorities
Anthony Hernandez
I googled final fantasy 7 house to look up the stats of that enemy and what monster skills it has and I got weird search results.
Julian Anderson
if I pulled those off would it die?
Samuel Green
its not a house, its a giant shinra robot stuck inside of the house.
William Taylor
>Someone, somewhere at Shinra spent months of his life designing and developing a robot that looked like a fucking cartoon cottage.
Jose Sullivan
My question is this: Is the robot intentionally designed with a house shell for disguise, or did the robot go haywire after getting itself stuck in a house in the slums?
Henry Robinson
its a house designed for the poor. When payments are missed the robot activates and the house walks itself back to headquarters
Xavier Thomas
I like this explanation the best. Very dystopian
Gabriel Allen
okay but why does it have a giant knife and missiles
Matthew Martinez
It's a very well-built house to stay in one piece after being trashed around like that. The tiles didn't even fall off the roof.
Matthew Hernandez
Security system.
Lincoln Collins
You fight a cake in Mario RPG
Jack Williams
This is why games were more fun back then. They didn't take themselves seriously and did stupid shit and no one cared.
Brandon Price
No it just collects keys
Jack Richardson
>game has a house enemy with a gun for a mouth
Christian Gray
For murder
Easton Smith
so a visitor doesn't violate the NAP and the house can take appropriate action if they do
Bentley Price
it would be extremely painful
Julian Rogers
That house originally belonged to a ShinRa engineer who started building a robot in his living room. Not realizing the thing would not fit in his home before it was too late, he then improvised and added a hole on the roof so that both hands and its head would have an access outside.
Then he started the robot and it walked off with his house. The legend says the ShinRa engineer is still inside, perhaps dead.
This also explains why the house seems to be of good quality, an engineer for ShinRa could certainly afford that.
Henry Myers
The house always wins.
Robert Carter
>Slums are filled homeless undesireable scum
>Shinra places these robot houses on the outskirts
>homeless try to move in
>Get HELL HOUSE'D
Kevin Martinez
So this is the power of Scientology...