I love Dark Samus!
I love Dark Samus!
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I love Nonko!
She's mean
>shitty fanmade designs made by weebs who wouldn't want to fuck the real dark samus
fuck off faggots
>literally just a palette swapped zero suit samus
What a fucking hack job.
A true degenerate would be able to take the real thing or even just the power suit and make it sexual and appealing.
Post titty nonko
Post nonko ass
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me too but that dark samus is kinda lame
Iriomote is a good artist
plays a lot of Smash with him and can't ever stop talking about Metroid stuff
he's super bummed the fact MP4 got delayed tho
also i should convince him to do some SA-X porn
convince him to do some porn with SA X and dark samus
I want a corrupted nympho girl to rape me
SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT. SHE'S A SEXY SUIT OF CANCER INDUCING ARMOR. NOT A SAMUS CLONE.
DAMN DARK SAMUS LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?
The creation of this version of Dark Samus is the height of sexual cowardice
not at all
It's not the real one fuck off
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No it's a fucking fanmade design made by weebs who don't want to fuck the real one and instead do a hotter palette swap of Samus but maybe with bigger boobs
post more tiddies
Made for breeding.
>She's mean
implying that's not a positive
Trash
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I love Mipha!
>shitposting about wanting to fuck a literal monster that looks the part for reddit gold
If you can't handle what she canonically looks like inside, then just settle for sexualizing the suit.
If anything is reddit, it's drawing something so off-model that it's literally just a palette swap of another character.
I want to fuck Dark Samus
I want to fuck Rule 63 Ripley
Hey man, some people want their alien monsters to look like alien monsters, and would fuck them regardless. It's more interesting than "human with blue skin and sharp teeth."
That's even worse you idiot
It's almost as if she's already 50% palette swap when 'armored' or something. How strange that some people would fill in the other 50% and make the character a full mirror of Samus. Really gets the noggin joggin'.
U S A! U S A!
>HEY!! How do I look?
Nothing like Dark Samus.
There's no need to "fill in" the other 50% when the canon design has existed for many years before this artwork What a piss poor excuse. You should feel shameful, go sit in the corner.
Literally Bowsette tier which is based
Reading comprehension, user. I never said the veiny alien design doesn't exist. I said Dark Samus is only 50% of a proper inverse of Samus, and some people like that angle so they choose to complete the mirroring effect by making her look like Samus under the suit too. Your GED is showing.
i can only fuck monster if they have long hair a wig is fine too
>and some people like that angle so they choose to complete the mirroring effect by making her look like Samus under the suit too
so a headcanon...
>Shell is just accessoires
Dropped
Fuck off Deviantart
As someone who doesn’t know anything about Metroid, this is fine.
This.
>HURR WELL IN MY HEADCANON-
fuck off
I love Dark Sakura!
>sexualized
That looks retarded, not sexy
Could a human impregnate a living suit?
So... trash. Gotcha.
Clearly that's Peach trying to get people to like her again
No, jackass, it's a fan design, more or less fanfic shit like Bowsette. How in the fuck do you not get it? No one's claiming this is a canon design, it's just fun community bullshit. Jesus you're autistic.
>"this is dark samus!"
>does she actually look like that?
>"no."
case dismissed
>the real dark samus
>the real fictional character
>fictional character
>real
Why does dark Samus have a Nike symbol on her thigh
Just do her.
Congratulations, you understand how fanart works. Linkle was fake for fucking forever too; did you react to that the same way prior to Hyrule Warriors? Strawmanning by saying "lol not canon" when no one ever claimed it was, or even that it was some sort of weird headcanon? Do you also need your hand held and have Bowsette explained to you too, and how no one has ever even remotely thought of her as canon? It's a fan character. Jesus.
You're forgetting that those two characters are very clearly meant to be separate entities from the source material they're based off.
OP's image is just "Fuck you, this is dark samus".
You're trying too hard. Just admit you lost already and give up, you loser.
You sound like one of those people who tried to push Pennywise as a gay icon.
I'm not OP, don't put his words in my mouth. A fan design is a fan design, you shouldn't need this explained to you any more than shit like shygals. I'm done talking to you, you have literal autism if you can't wrap your head around this concept. I sincerely hope pic related is you, because this's shit's just sad.
Now that's more like it
>Linkle is Link IF he was a girl.
>Bowsette is Bowser IF he was a girl.
>lol this is dark samus, this is how she's always been, deal with it
>here's Dark Samus IF she looked like Samus under the suit
>"lol she never looked like that stop pretending she did"
>"but no one claimed that"
>"lol stop claiming it"
You'll be surprised how tightly people hold onto their own headcanons.
Patrician as fuck
no, not at all
dont say you love dark samus if you wont fuck the phazon
This honestly doesn't resemble samus in the slightest
AHEM
Each passing day I can sense myself getting more and more sexually attracted to powersuits and robots.
Will I be considered normal in the future when there are fuckbots? What will happen when I request a Medabot model instead of the standard human one that everyone else will get?
they'll know you're a patrician
This is how is should be.
Curse my weakness for blue hair...
>no mole either
BEST GIRL!
Shad's art aside, I like the start of this comic. Imagine walking in on your brother like that.
can a living suit make babies in the first place?
God I hope so.
well there's only one way to find out
i think if you stuck your dick in dark samus it would absolutely get melted off and you'd get phazon poisoning
100% worth it.
Only one way to find out
>turn random character into unrelated anime girl
>MUH WEEWEE LUV CHARACTER NOW
the state of incels
I want to fuck ZSS while Dark Samus fucks me.
Keep in mind this was AFTER Shadman already drew a dark zero suit
If Ya'll gonna do this type of bullshit with Dark Samus then at least give the SA-X some love.
The SA-X can spook my boner any day of the week.
What is it about Shad that triggers nu-Yea Forums?
>Hello, boss. We got an order from a real patrician here. Dude doesn't want any of that schwarbage human shit.
I love Fuuka!
Not through the power of fanwank
fuck you
I always liked Shad, but i also love how creative Yea Forums sometimes gets with the >shadman
i want to fuck dark samus and then get turned into phazon and get absorbed by her lol
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY LEMME SUCK PHAZON MILKIES
Ha ha what would phazon milk taste like?
battery acid
Powerade
difference being xenomorphs were designed to be sexual horror while dark samus was designed to be creepy
will do
I love Reisen!
question,
would you like to see Pochincoff-sensei to do a Dark Samus doujinshi?
God yes, I love his stuff.
fuck yes
Pochincoff is my spirit animal
Should've married, then
I didn't know I needed an alien power suits blue titties in my life until now.
thank you Yea Forums
Peach looks cute in a suit
God yes, his Medabot/Chibi Gundam stuff with the robot impregnation has made me burn my cock with the endless fapping.
yes and it better include sa-x
>xenomorphs were designed to be sexual horror
this is what she'd actually look like
Yes please do it, i fapped with to almost all ur works.
would still fuck and give parasite babies if she was a little more curvy.
Dark Samus is better with the suit on
How is this supposed to resemble Samus it looks like a generic monstergirl or anime dark elf
They were. The guy who designed them described the process of the tiny mouth coming out and killing you as “Erotic”.
That forehead is ridiculous.
giger was a massive degenerate
good good
this is the kind of feedback he needs to make things happen.
so let him know your desires.
because that Dark Samus commission he quietly did was ultra-expensive
I have a need. Show.
>How do I look?
You'd look like you'd give me lymphoma after a night if heavy pounding your radiated vag.
Well, im gonna leave this world eventually.
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Look for pochincoff on sadpanda
sexy
in my bed