Wagie wagie get in cagie!

I only have hour left to suffer in the night shift, then it's vidya time at home.

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the left really cant meme

5/10 needs work not very catchy but good effort

Is that V8

NOT.FUNNY.

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>proceeds to become homeless

do NEETs really think that cage work looks like that

>implying i'm not shitposting in my job
my job is so slow i can browse this site in my 8 hours of work like now and game when i get home, i'm literally being paid to shitpost.

>living in a third world shithole

>needing to COPE this hard about being a faggot NEET
These threads are solely for validation

I "enjoy" my desk job, as in I know I need a job and this is better than most alternatives. However I sure as fuck wish I didn't need a job and could live freely.

>NEETbaby thinks it's all fun and games
Of course being a NEET is comfy at first, you get to do whatever you want. But you will slowly lose interest in things then be hopeless, and then suicidal.

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SEETHING

Pathetic britcuckold. Bin that knoife.

What a waste.
I would never kill myself if I were a cute anime girl.

>neet lines describe me perfectly
>have a job anyway
>no twerking has ever occurred near me
Worst of all worlds, fuck yeah.

>How do you afford a house that looks like that without working for money

They don't, they pretend their shithole is acceptable or live with their very disappointed parents.

I feel you bruh

>be a worker
>have a monthly pay of 1000~1500$
>spend them on clubbing, nights out with friends, cinemas and having fun

>be a NEET
>ask parents for money to buy that new dakimakura to mitigate your loneliness
>eat junk food daily because is the cheapest
>not many friends
>not many nights out, no money
>no one visits you
>see the neighbour getting out of his BMW
>seethe about day of the ropes on Yea Forums and hold back tears as you imagine those "wagie" frustrated

Wagie wagie get in cagie
All day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy
NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school
Wagie trapped and wagie dies
NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries

it's a metaphor idiot

WE YANG GANG WE YANG GANG WE YANG GANG

poor widdle jannies butthole must be soooo achywakey

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>not working on actual aircraft
i feel sorry for Ace combat NEETs

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>clubbing
KYS and go back to facebook normey

>earn above median household income in my country
>by myself
>"work from home" 3 days a week
>great friends and colleagues, often go out with them outside of work, go on holidays with them, our girlfriends all know each other and get along well, etc. etc.

>dumb neet faggot genuinely thinks his life is "comfier" because he sits in his stinking room getting welfare

>How do you afford
I'm gonna stop you right here since they can't afford anything and this place is their only satisfaction.

Why, are you scared of music and people dancing

>But you will slowly lose interest in things then be hopeless, and then suicidal.
The 10 years I got to spend as a NEET were the best of my life. Government finally cornered me with "take this job or we cut you off". The results of 4 years of work feel closer to your hopeless then suicide scenario.

>Twerk
1/10

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How do I get a job.
I can't stand being a NEET anymore.

>eat junk food daily because is the cheapest
it's cheaper and sometimes healthier than premium "slow-cooked food
>not many friends
who gives a fuck
>not many nights out
again, who gives a fuck
>no one visits you
GOOD
>see the neighbour getting out of his BMW
good for him, I wonder how much he has to work and pay just to show off his expensive mantoy to people who literally give no fucks

>not being a neet to spend more time on meditation and introspection

>$1500/month
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

I think the funniest thing about these people is they are so unskilled at everything in life the only options they have are the worst-tier jobs. So they create this delusion in their head that they are at least better off than those people who have to suffer in those Mcdonalds jobs slaving away, while conveniently ignoring every other job and satisfied person in the world.

Doing absolutely nothing with your life and just waiting for it to end is not being "comfy".

cope.

IIRC it's from some Amazon prototype where they considered locking their employees inside trucks and similar machinery. No clue where they actually went with that.

The funniest thing is wagie cope. Actually, it’s sad more than funny

>tfw just got my Bachelors of Science from top 10 public uni in US
>can get any job i want
>choose to be NEET at parents' house

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>clubbing, nights out with friends, cinemas
WTF do normgroids actually find that garbage "fun"?

You get paid by weeks?

>Why, are you scared of music and people dancing
Yes, now go back to wherever you came from.

YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN
YOU GET NOTHING OUT
IN OUT
IN OUT
YOU GET HOME TIRED OUT
YOU DO THE WAGIE SLAVIE AND YOU TURN AROUND
WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE? WOW!
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH THE WAGIE SLAVIE
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WAGIE SLAVIE
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WAGIE SLAVIE
KNEES BENT
ARSE UP
POUND POUND POUND

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That's hilarious, user! You used up at least 4 years of your life and paid for a degree that you won't use so you could go back to being worthless at home!

Man, we are so jealous of you. I'm sure your parents are proud too.

honestly my unblemished never worked hands are my most valuable asset, which i will one day sell to a wagie for massive gains

They see only one way of "true" struggle and assume its the best option. Its sad...

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I'm here since 2009 I'm not leaving anytime soon you fucking NEET

My job offered me to change my contract to a 32-hour week instead of 40 with the same pay.

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