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desu Nero would probably be thrilled to be portrayed as a legendary female warrior hottie

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yeah I get this as well

All I got was CD burners and the guy from DMC

YWN be portrayed as badass cute girl

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It was a glitch that was fixed a long while ago, however it still works for nitocris. You get a cosplayer from fate while every link links to the real wiki

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Just become the badass cute girl.

Now search for Astolfo.

The warrior part least of all probably. Considering he was a fat fuck neckbeard drama kid who'd rather get fucked in the ass by slaves than be leader of his nation.
Hard to believe he's even related to Augustus. Good riddance.

>Hard to believe he's even related to Augustus
He's not. Most of the heirs in the Julio-Claudian dynasty were adopted.

Back in my day we had one Saber and it was enough.

Gamers truly are the most powerful race in the world.

>Back in my day we had one Saber and it was enough.

But user, we still have saber only, just +50 forms of her

>when a youtuber is ahead of a historical conqueror
And they say white privilege doesn't exist

two actually

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It dosen't seem to work for me
It helps that we know more about the youtuber then the historical conqueror.

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was Nero actually black?

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Search "Nerone"
Or "nero -fate"

Two nukes weren't enough. Leave it to Japan to bastardize western history/culture.

He's a Roman emperor that burned Rome to blame the cristians

based

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Not that we didn't bastardize their culture, senpai

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I'M A FIRESTARTER

>Swastika
>Japan

>their fiction is not to my liking
>WE SHOULD HAVE MURDERED MORE OF THEIR CIVILIANS WHEN WE HAD A CHANCE
America.

nigger

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>Trump have in Common with Emperor Nero

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Figure of speech, calm your tits.

The neckbead shouldn't be remembered

Irl Nero was a dick
Not as much as Calligola, but an extremally shitty emperor

You need to search for his full name, Nero Claudius.

This faggot single-handedly ruined Yea Forums

I literally Googled this and Nero from DMC appeared before Fate.

This wasn't my idea and it wasn't my call to only drop two nukes.

It seems to work if you type include the "of Akkad" part too.

>It helps that we know more about the youtuber then the historical conqueror.
What a tragedy that is

Christcucks were liberal foreign shitstains who destroyed white europe with their disgusting jew worship.
Nero wasn't as bad as some historical sources suggest. The actual dogshit Emperor was Theodosius. I'm surprised there was anything left afterhis ineptitude. He made Constantine look stable in comparison, and that's saying something.

I did, didn't help.

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Same, even on incognito

Indeed it's a tragedy, but can you do. It's not an easy task to safeguard 4000 year old historical records. Especially in a zone that has seen as much conflict as the middle east

>Americans thought this Cute little thing was a witch just because she acted Funny
what's wrong with burgers?

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search "Nero Claudius"

マジ卍卍卍
It's a Buddhist symbol. Buddhism was founded in northern India. India is the land of Aryans (Iranians/Persians). Nazis loved stories about Aryans, but instead turned the Iranians into Norse and made up we wuzing fantasies from there. Taking the symbol with them.
卍 is a kanji like any other. One that you have to learn to get through school and get by in Japan without seeing Nazi cults everywhere.

Nero Claudius was a good emperor. The only problem is that he disliked a certain religious cult which just so happened to burn most books talking about him and wrote their own versions where he sets fire to cities (he's hundreds of kilometers away from according to official army records) and does all sorts of goofy shit.

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Burning a city and blaming the boogeyman we don't like is a very good way to not look like an ass

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hey, Nero's a boy's name...

Would anyone give a fuck about Fate if all of the historical/folk lore figures were the same gender as their origin?

That's true. But still, what kind of ego do you have to have to name your youtube channel after a historical figure.

YIKES, Cringe and weebpilled

Was irl Nero an incel?

If only we had historic evidence they made it up. Oh wait, we do!

It's similar to the stories of Jews being enslaved in Egypt. Which can and have been disproven by all available historical records.
Religious folk find boogeymen and smear shit on them all the time.

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This post reads like how I expect Ancient Roman Yea Forums to read.
Reminds me of that website with all the graffiti found in Pompeii.

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Padoru

No, he had money and power as emperor, he could get pussy when he wanted.

A massive one
It's a Indian symbol is what I'm saying

might as well include indians in the picture if you are reaching so far
fucking children I swear

So he went black when he got exposed to the smoke.

>religious cult which just so happened to burn most books talking about him and wrote their own versions where he sets fire to cities
Yeah, cristians did pretty shitty things about censoring stuff they don't like
Usually stuff from this period are extremally biased and not really conclusive, modern history lessons just teaches the stuff that we have multiple sources about
So we can say with enough certainty that Nero did it, but we don't know 100%

>folk find boogeymen and smear shit on them all the time.
Fixed that for you, just read some Roman sources about Hannibal like Livius and you'll see that making stuff up was part of being a Historian back in that time.

XD UMU PADORU UMU UMU XP XDDD
>one of the captcha images for store front says "cancer"

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Ahem
FUCK NERO AND FUCK RED SABER

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>The only problem is that he disliked a certain religious cult
I mean, not really.
He was also an ancient equivalent of a liberal arts student and would have people locked in the amphitheater while he was performing; people would be faking death just to be taken outside by a guard so they could escape. Not only that but during one of his performances an earthquake occurred that rubbled part of the building and he still refused to stop.

And that's not even getting into his interest of forced gender reassignment, and his feud with his mother.

I wonder if someone back in the day complained about sources being biased
>interest of forced gender reassignmen
Wow this is fucked up, I remember reading about the trap boy whose life he made it into hell

I once saw a dream that I transformed into Nero, or a Nero looking girl. I was so fucking happy in that form. I was heartbroken when I woke up from it.

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>get dream that im fucking some good pussy
>finally I lost my virg-
>wake up

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To be fair, making stuff up is a part of the job requirements even today. Explaining stuff that simply doesn't have linking evidence.
Or just plain politically motivated agendas.

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Same, I had a dream where I was Nero and was fighting against some giant stone statue.

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IIRC he treated him (her?) really well after he chopped his knob off, tied him to a post in the middle of the palace garden, surrounded him with torches and guards and sodomised him for hours. He essentially married him, right?

My dream wasnt even action packed, I was just walking around my home town, not really doing anything else but talking to few people and getting admiring gazes. Pretty weird for a Nero dream.

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based, but bluepilled

Who hurt you, user?

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It was your idea being a stupid weeaboo

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I dont like the both of them. I wish fate would try and incorporate the originals into the designs more

I don't get why people are mad that faggots who died aeons ago are being forgotten.

Not in that order, I recall he was raped by Nero and was re-named with his wife's name, the kid was his "wife". Later some degenerate commander married him and continued to rape him, he was killed by soldiers I think, probably after being raped some more.

TLDR, kid got raped nonstop

>I wonder if someone back in the day complained about sources being biased
Tacitus addresses this in the introduction for his Annales. He basically says "I will give an objective history unclouded by bias, sycophancy, hatred or agendas, just as a historian should" and then goes on to talk a bunch of shit anyway.

If you want some real good reading though, read some Suetonius. He was basically a tabloid newspaper and would write the most outrageous, baseless gossip you'll ever read.
For example, he claims that Tiberius had a secret island at Capri where he would kidnap prepubescent boys dress them like harpies and make them suck his cock while he bathed in rock pools.
He really had it in for Tiberius - I think he also claimed he saw an altar boy during a ceremony, called him to an alley during the service, raped him, and broke his legs when the boy threatened to tell people what happened.

jesus fucking christ

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Sport Umu is the best Umu

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Man, this sort of shit of makes me wish history was well recorded. But he had against Tiberius?

The best thing about Umu's anime was the ED, which was a very good ED.

youtube.com/watch?v=OjiiLTniyCs

BROTHER NERO

This is Shuten Douji, she conveniently have the same haircut, same height, same weight and same three sizes than her Japanese Voice actress. Say something nice about her.

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She shares name with a really good doujin maker.

Yeah, I think you're right, my Nero's a bit rusty.
Sporus wasn't just married by one commander, when that commander was killed he was handed off to another, who tried to become emperor but failed and committed suicide after being defeated in battle.
The guy who won recognised the kid and arranged for him to be Proserpina in a live re-enactment of "The Rape of Proserpina" in a gladiator show that would culminate in him being killed.
Instead of the public humiliation, he just killed himself.

It's a shame that we don't have any 100% absolute sources, but by reading multiple sources we can get a rough idea of what happened.
For example, many ancient historians write that Nero tried to kill his mother by creating a ship that was designed to sink at sea (the exact mechanism is disputed). She survived the sinking so he sent an assassin after her and he was universally praised for surviving "the evil clutches of his mother". We can assume this is the case, since a good five or six sources agree with this basic outline of events.

Suetonius however is a load of shit. I read it for the sensationalism but it's pure fiction. He didn't just hate Tiberius, he just liked writing scandalous untruths about public figures because it got him a lot of attention.
Also the original Latin texts have some great language in them, great study material. I'd say Suetonius is the historian version of Catullus - they both write a bunch of inflammatory shit, Catullus just has a bit more integrity since he doesn't try to slander other people's names with his dick jokes.

>both replies are to me
Wow, that kid was passed around like a prison bitch, it sounds like a doujin plot.

Thanks for the names, I'll take a look, Catullus remind me of Cthulhu, which is funny in a way. But yeah, even back in the day they knew sensationalism sells.

Catullus has a poem where the opening lines are "I will sodomise and face-fuck you, Cockscuker Aurelius and faggot Furius".

Oh, I'd also recommend Ovid, who has an entire book of poems about bonking married women, advocates having an ugly wife as a solution to cuckoldry, and claims that negroes are black because Phaethon stole the sun's chariot, flew too low over Africa and burned their skin.

>where he would kidnap prepubescent boys dress them like harpies and make them suck his cock while he bathed in rock pools
Holy shit, fucking based.

kill yourself ironic weeb cancer

Truly a man of culture

I had a black cat called Nero, he was hard as fuck

>he was hard as fuck
Don't fuck your cat.

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He was his great-great grandson.

Use duck duck go fags so that the top results aren't influenced by your prior searches

>okada izo
>nishiki from yakuza

would nero browse Yea Forums?

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>he was universally praised for surviving "the evil clutches of his mother"
The romans were happy that Nero killed the bitch who murdered Emperor Claudius.

He would pay for people to shitpost here.

I've read the Aeneid and I still don't see the suposed relation to/criticism of August Caesar. Is it a cultural thing maybe?

Yeah, and telling Nero "Congratulations on killing your mother! She was such a bitch for killing the previous Emperor, we really liked him" probably wouldn't have played a good factor in extending one's life.

This nigga looking like a Hobbit stunt double

in 2 thousand years right picture will probably be the real archaeological evidence.

>Implying Augustus would allow shitalking about his late adoptive dad.

I'm implying the opposite because I don't see it. Historians are fucking retarded.

Stop using Google.

Did you get your Arthur anons?

There are those who believe that Vergil was actually writing a satire in his poem, that was hiding between obvious pro-Imperial propaganda.

>japanese shadman

Ah Nero Burning ROM now that was a piece of software

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not him but why?

>or a Nero looking girl
Careful what you wish for, user. Typo-Moon is already on its way to become one of Japan's most profitable corporations. From there it is only a few mergers and acquisitions to world domination. At this rate by 2050 at least 20% of the world population will be Saberfaces.

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>Haha it is blond girl with name of historical man.
>Gud series u guys.

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>Catullus just has a bit more integrity since he doesn't try to slander other people's names with his dick jokes.
just that rufus guy

> same height
Shuten is an inch shorter than aoi yuuki

Catallus was super based
"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"

Google bases your results on things you've previously search and websites you've been on. Pretty sure it even does this even in incognito/private mode it must track your IP to some extent.

incognito mode still records what you do, it just doesn't show it on your history or give info to plugins

Alright but Da Vinci being a chick is kinda neat

Based, now this version of rewriting history I approve.

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Da Vinci (and Artoria/Altria) get a pass because the writers did the research and came up with a reason for the rule 63 that fit with the setting and research.

When that doesn't happen, we get stuff like Attila.

Isn't Altera just "Dude aliens lmai"? I'm still playing through Fate/Extella so I am unsure yet.

Altera has perfectly valid reasons as well. And I'm not even talking about the whole her not actually being Attila thing.
There are quite a lot of myths about Attila and in one of the most famous ones he's considered an asexual being that looks like a woman, long story short is that the Roman Gods took a fancy to Attila, but he quickly became disillusioned with their behaviour, stole Mars' sword, and then started waging war against them

>Back in my day we had one Saber and it was enough

We still do have saber only, silly user

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Not much as Jakc the ripper being a little loli

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So more 10s less 5s?

Jack the Ripper was never identified and I can get behind her being a wraith made up of the souls of aborted child fetuses left behind by prostitutes.

He would post on Yea Forums, /his/, Yea Forums and probably /ck/, if only to shitpost how the nearest bread and meat restaurant didn't give him enough garum.

who? oh, you mean Sargon of Applebees?

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I'm so sick of Fate. It's inescapable if you have an even passing interest in weeb shit.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Fate series. The historical references are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of history most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head

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its a race to compare Trump to literally every bad person in history

Pls America
Just one more little tiny nuke

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google customizes results to the individual user

degeneracy is your own doing

I'm just mad that it ripped off a cooler character and turned her into a gender swapped King Arthur waifu.

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artist?

In Fate/strange fake, Jack is a formless Berserker who can take any form of his legend (that includes loli!Jack) and joins the Holy Grail War because he wants to know his/her/it real identity.

The war is such a clusterfuck that he is one of the few sane servants; along with Gill (who forgot the events of FSN and FZ), Endiku (got summoned by a wolf) and Saber (a english dude who fanboys King Arthur so much his Noble Phantasm is transform any blade-like thing into a good copy of Excalibur)

>(got summoned by a wolf)

what?

Annita did. These guys just snowballed from her video.

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NERO DID NOTHING WRONG. ITS ALL LIES PROPOGATED BY BUTTHURT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN SKY DADDY.

>Filantropo

>people
Jews

Jews have been the cause of all problems since the Roman empire was a thing.

Gladly.

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this is the future we choose

An asshole magus created an articial wolf to serve as a catalyst for something far older than Gilgamesh, but the wolf got the Command Spells instead. The magus was so butthurt he tortured the wolf, who in desesperation summoned Endiku, who forced the magus to piss off.

Then the magus gets killed by an agent of a secret USA organization which is behind this new Holy Grail War.

Jack is still the best Assassin in FGO because, simply put, she killed people and not get caught.

Other Assassins are just fakers and poseurs, and it really reflects that in game. Even Li Shuwen (assasin) pales in comparison compared to Jack

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I have never heard of this guy and he is still the first result for me

even better than the guy who is the very origin of the name Assassin?

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Literal and unapologetic neckbeard

If you insist.

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no. two was too much, a third would only make it worse

>when you type fortnight you get Fortnite results

From an adopted bloodline.

yup. Tier list puts him and Li Shuwen on A, and Jack at S.

Simply put, Jack's multi-hit attacks is too good for generating stars and NP. You can basically, if you played your cards right, critical-chain/star generate Jack every turn. Not even Hassan can beat that.

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dont you mean Honorius? what was so bad about Theo?

james bones created the art of the unnoticed kill, meanwhile jack the ripper perfected it so hard we still don't know who they are.

Goddamn I fucking hate fatefags, it seems like they're all literally ironic weebs
>umu
>astolfo beanie uguu :3
>erp

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history is written by the victors
cute

I fucking hate gooks and poo morons who claim the Swastika as their own when in the fucking reality oldest evidence of it is in fucking UKRAINE.

No, he was a direct descendant through Julia the Elder.

Yeah I'm pretty mad to be honest. How come you "people" never get sick of eating shit in exchange for jpegs?

>He'd rather see pictures of some old emperor than a cute anime girl
Faggots must leave this site

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>Honorius
Do you think you could handle this clusterfuck IRL on your own?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZN0vysCzu24

>what was so bad about Theo?
He sucked at PR.

Faggots & Pedos so that includes you.

If we're talking about Assassin-ness, Jack is probably a better Assassin because a) she does a thing not many other Servants do, and b) she does that thing better than anyone else.

Sadly, stargens are mostly invalidated by Hans, 2020 and Confident in Victory, and if you want to Quick meme with double Skadi, Nagito Komaeda is a better choice.

I'd still say Papa Bones is a better Servant mechanically because he is a ball of raw stats and ironically is only held back by his class (specifically the x0.9 damage modifier). If he had been a Saber, he'd put Musashi in the fucking dirt.

>Pedos
Have you SEEN Umu's tits?

Imagine what shows up each time you search for Thor.

>liking fictional 2D girls makes youn a pedo

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No, in order to get Nero Claudius as a result you have to search for her full copyrighted character name. Nero gives you the emperor and Nero Claudius Augustus is a mix bag based on search history.

>ywn be so famous that Japan makes you a cute girl
It hurts

anime in all forms is for incel pedos and yes, lolicons are even worse than regular pedos

You need to go back

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You do know it is a religious symbol which you can find on any japanese map marking where buddhist temples are located, right?

nah, Jack can generate over 50 stars in a turn if you get her 3 quick cards. and at least over 30 stars if you chain 3 quick cards with at least 1 jack card in it. that means a guaranteed crit every single turn.

with it, if you can create a quick party that can crit/quick-chain every single turn. not even ce's and skills can remotely hope to do that.

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you need to stop being a walking child molestation time bomb

>pedophilia
>mental illness characterized by the sexual attraction to children
>to children
Since when do children have big stonkin' tits, reddit? You want to shittalk us, go right ahead, but at least put in some effort.

The moment real children start looking like my anime waifu and not screeching ugly gremlins, then you can call the cops on me. Until then, I'll be here looking at umus.

anime is for children ergo pedos use it to get closer to their prey, just like bronies and sjws

my dog is named nero

this

I get Nero the historical figure and Nero from DMC when I search. Nice.

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doesnt matter.

if you are a degenerate you get degenerate results

you cant lie to me all you want but the algorithm is tuned to basically be a mirror

umu

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>Nero and boudica being buddy buddy
Hold the fuck up

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