What power would kirby get from eating you?

A really big penis

Also constant suicidal thoughts.

Huge dick

I came here to post "inb4 depression as the first reply" but I was of course too late. Really love this ironic depression meme though, hilarious and original.

ultra high metabolism

so relatable :)

Constant lewd thoughts

Attraction to equines

wow what an original and relatable response :)

mild aspergers

Constant anger and agony

low-level gender dysphoria, not enough to intrude daily life, but enough to permeate his existence with a constant aching malaise.

Happiness and a loving family!

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Diarrhea

this is your mindset

Virginity

only 2D horses.
there's no way you'd fuck a real horse.

Being mad at Jlullaby.

Procrastination

i would
t. not him

chad alphaness and a big dick

>chad alphaness and a big dick
and it's all in Kirby's mind.

Considering I created a fail-safe way of destroying any country I want, and am on line for a Nobel prize in physics (unrelated to previous statement), Kirby would get some mad genius powers

Kirby already has all of this

>turn kurby into a Italian

well then

i'd be one of those enemies he can't get powers from and just spits out as a star

kirby gains the ability to fuck your mom whenever he wants

He would become trapped in stasis daydreaming about a second dreamland that he'll never enter.

General ineptitude. I have no exploitable skills. At all.

this.
every other post has been invalidated.
/thread

the power to fap for hours before being able to cum

The ability to DESTROY people with FACTS and LOGIC, except unironcally, unlike Ben Shapiro.

Acid reflux.

The ability to sleep during daytime hours and be awake all night.

Rage.

Let's not pretend the average Yea Forums user isn't just the Waddle Dee of real life
me included

any pics of kirby eating ben shapiro alive just for laughs

Alcoholism

haha

Sadly, probably not

Wouldn't surprise me though

The desire to fuck Dedede

Depression, obesity, and autism. Unironically.

Arthritis.

This

this but also not jokingly

Haha

Chronic, raging, incurable yellow fever.

Mediocre computer programming skills and mild alcoholism

Crippling depression, autism, lonelyness, resentment and an inflated ego.

this but without the implication of irony

The power of being a somewhat mediocre 6/10 in all areas of life.

Maladaptive daydreaming

>low-level gender dysphoria

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