Left or right, guys?
neither and spare myself the stds
Left but they're both goddamn awful.
I would honestly just rather shoot myself.
i think this kind of character is an insult to capcom customers. I know capcom hate the goyim but at leas they could have done something that is not 100% meant for 50 IQ americans
Gamers don't deserve Nico. She's way too cute, fun and free-spirited for these closed minded degenerates that associate tattoos with moral worth!
Both are fucking disgusting
absolute shit taste
Probably right.
I didn't like her design all that much but after playing the game I think it suits her. She's a fun character.
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Reminder
>At the shop
>Watching that tummy twist and stretch about as she waits behind the counter
Fuck, she is a little cutie.
>tfw Nico ended up having a better face than nuTrish and nuLady
They are both guys, yes.
I pick DMC4 Lady.
It's like they designed her and then were like "she needs to be uglier."
right
left looks odd
Nah she's too attractive for western design she would be fatter and have ugly face if western. The way she acts and talks wouldn't be western either, she's a tsundere
It clicked with me when I saw the save point statues - She's a lioness.
right. I have a hater boner for trashy flyover bitches like this. you better get it before all her teeth fall out from the meth abuse, or she puts on 200+ after marrying a marine.
lady was cute as hell in dmc3 and to an extent 4
then they gave her this square ass gorilla face
Right for glasses
Hard disagree brother. She just doesn't look like a plastic doll anymore limited by 512 mb ram
no way
they turned her into a fucking football player
limitations got nothing to do with design and her silhouette
Left easily
>Meanwhile, in-game
How to change nico costume in game? At the start I can choose ex color for Nero but nothing for girls.
looks almost like the same exact design to me, jaw line could make charlton heston jealous
in the main menu under cutscenes or some shit, think you have to finish the 1st or 2nd mission to do it
I'd fuck the right girl to get her pregnant, but then I'd leave her immediately.
I hate Nico's design, but she's so cute in game that I can't be mad at her
A woman with a strong jawline isn't bad. It's still a pretty thin jawline in-game compared to the promo render. She looks great. The only thing I dislike is how thin she is. But the real nitpick is how young she sounds.
To be fair, Lady is in her 40s and is only human unlike everyone else. Its a miracle she looks as she does at her age.
>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim
the part where she marks out over meeting dante was really cute, and i guess the trashy look kinda adds a layer of gap moe to it
What the fuck kind of shrooms are you on?
You new?
Left actually looks like some generic “tough girl” Mary Sue, her badass attitude being the only thing noteworthy about her. The position and eye contact overselling her almost guaranteed let down of a personality
Right looks more reserved and relaxed, her design makes me curious but her posture doesn’t sell me any type of way, letting me infer what I want and possibly signaling development later on
Cherrypicked photos can really help / hurt, but I still think the left’s outfit is too dark; just looks like a discount Trish.
>she would be fatter and have ugly face if western.
not really
Neither.
>smokes
>has tattoos
>flat-chested
>cowboy boots
Go be a skank someplace else.
I like the fact that we got a chainsmoking main in 2019.
Also her enthusiasm and mannerisms are pretry adorable when you look past the whorish look.
At least the nude model is in game so there will be good porn
>The way she acts and talks wouldn't be western either
She's a white trash mutt because Capcom thinks thats what American consumers want, fuck are you on about?
MUH EYESHADOW AND BOOBSHOT the post
I don't like her smile.
and her scowl?
Is it true she's a dyke?
I'm from Texas and her attempted southern accent is grating. Also she looks like an alien.
manface
nobody cares about your shitty game xv-kun
This is the downside of facial scanning. You can no longer create idealistic beauty, you have to settle for realistic beauty. And while genuinely beautiful people exist, you're also limited to the number of actresses available to you. So you get shit like this and nuClaire, because that's who was available to you at the time, and it was "good enough."
that's the most manfaced woman I've ever seen and I work with two trannies
where have you been?
>Nicolette(((Goldstein)))
No thanks
wait a second...
I've been playing with Left Nico so far. I don't like her glasses.
you forgot wonder woman from injustice. And its supposed to be competition among women. Trannies still 100% men and only pretending.
neither both look like truck stop prostitutes
i pity chinlets. All they can do in life is work for surgery.
Can you, ugly nerds, stop bullying my girlfriend Nico?
Right.
Left has no soul.
>unironically samefagging
Poor Trish got the worst of it. Her Gloria skin is even worse than her regular costume.
it's a man baby
I would donkey fuck both.
>be chinlet
>get plastic operation
>find a girl
>marry her
>have kids
>they are chinlets
>they cycle continues
>knowingly passing down your shitty genes so you can doom your kids to the same fate
twitter/instagram?
Left is slightly less repulsive
If men look like this I don't care. Plus plato is 2/3 right
Both are right.
If you only love traps and not regular girls, you are definitely a bit gay since you are attracted to the only characteristic that differentiates them from women - a dick.
If you happen to not care about the dick and embrace both traps and cute girls for their femininity, then you are not gay.
If you want to fuxk something with a dick, thencyou are definitely somewhat gay
I think Nico is cute
Somebody just post the screencap that says that liking traps is double gay.
You might be right.
What if you don't know about the dick though, or what if beauty of said trap outweighs them having dick? If dick is just a minor inconvenience and not an object of your attraction, are you really gay?
There are plenty of beautiful women out there that surpass all traps, with the benefit of not having manhands, manjaws or broad shoulders. The dick is the only key point which separates them, so if you like traps you like them because they have a dick.
based.
>What if you don't know about the dick though, or what if beauty of said trap outweighs them having dick? If dick is just a minor inconvenience and not an object of your attraction, are you really gay?
If you don't nope the fuck outta there once you find the dick then yes you're gay. If go all the way and you willingly fuck a man's asshole knowing then that they're a man then you are full blown gay.
Aristotle should focus more on traps being biologically a boy instead of just raised as a boy. If someone loves traps to the exclusion of other 'women' then the defining feature they like is the fact that the trap is male. And that sounds pretty gay to me.
STFU soiboi nigger, only a absolute degenerate could like her
>Diogenes
>I'm looking for an honest man.
There's more to a man than just a dick. Men have different brains, produce different pheromones, have different DNA, lack a womb etc.
Say for the sake of argument you took a women and perfectly attached a working penis to her. What you have isn't a man.
>Plato ever being right about anything
I need the glasses
They're both smoking so neither.
LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT
I don't understand how anybody is attracted to either. The voice and personality are fine, but she is by no means physically attractive.
What about that tummy though.
She appeals to el goblino mutts. Which was probably their goal.
>3DPD literally
>not attractive
You don't say
Left
But right also is cute.
There's just something about her smile that I find really unattractive. Also, left.
none. what a skank
this thread is full of homosexuals
this
I'm begging you fat sweaty neets to have sex and get a clue
left looks less trashy but still trashy
She's got that X factor mang. When I first saw her I thought no way, but the more I looked at her the more I liked everything I saw, more and more each time.
Why is it that Dante's mom look so hot in this game, and yet Trish looks like a slag? Weren't they supposed to be the same model?
Holy shit. Is Kalindra-chan alive?
>dick in pussy is a silver bullet to everything
women logic
Left's hair+rest of right would be the ideal Nico.
Both. I live in West Virginia so I’ve got an attraction to trashy looking women in my dna. I want her to get mad I took her last cigarette and put me in my place with her 100mph high octane bitching.
She's attractive in a trashy way.
I don't understand alt costume for NPCs who cares
Neither. It's like having a choice of going to a run down Arby's or the combination KFC/Taco Bell that had recently shut down for health violations. It's going to be a mistake.
>Holding fictional women to the same standard of real life.
She's clearly supposed to be attractive.
left
You would gladly catch STDs in real life if it means you had sex for once lol
They picked Andrea Tivadar not because she was available and "good enough", they picked her for the same reason that she gets modelling and acting word: she's gorgeous.
She might not be your type and that's fine, I understand that some men aren't attracted to women who have a bit of androgyny to them, but it's inaccurate to suggest that her face was chosen for any reason other than her genuine beauty.
>she is by no means physically attractive.
Yeah she should have ayylmao anime face instead.
>chin isn't absolutely 100% curved
>MAN CHIN
Imagine allowing anime to fuck with your standards of women this hard, it's almost self-imposed chastity at this point.
Why does she have a southern accent if her dad was jamaican
Isn't Nico the way she is because Itsuno likes women like that? Reminds me of Aonuma admitting that Telma was his favorite character in TP because of the same reason.
you have poor taste in women then. are you even attracted to women. your waifu doesn't count
Anime really did a number on them.
C R I N G E cunt
BAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Chinletism is not a genes problem.
t.actual chinlet
good god i want to shoot her a mascara of jizz
She clearly is.
Neither, both are realistically awful. I emphasize the word 'realistical'.
If that's a man I'm a fucking faggot, because I would smash that.
ugliest woman i have ever seen
Why does Noctis have tits now?
t. ugly roastie
It's so easy to spot women posters, they always use the same old, tired sex based insults.
>making her trademark hairsyle less swoopy
Still bugs me more than anything else desu
Left is better but only slightly better because they removed the fucking glasses and blonde suits her best.
She's still fucking ugly and obnoxious with a black woman sassy voice though.
You're lying, i've seen your mom.
Right, because I’m a sucker for dark hair.
>only a absolute degenerate could like her
>He says this, on a site for absolute degenerates, entirely clueless with what kind of crowd he is in.
Cute.
she has a jaw like bruce campbell
>She looks like white trash
>Still makes my dick hard
Explain
I'm only saying it because it seems no one on this board finds vidya women attractive ever
I like Nico so
left, but it's just a more polished turd with those trashy tats.
>tsundere
Right
She looks better with the glasses
ezra miller's transition is coming along nicely. glad to see he finally took the plunge.
Maan, always knew Lady was THE best girl
If that's what Lady is supposed to look like then they really fucked up her face scan.
Have sex
>name is Lady
>doesn't look like a Lady
BRAVO CAPCOM
The rendering makes a difference, but I disagree that they fucked up anything.
Left is the actress, middle is her face as Lady in DMCV, and right is her face as Crowe in FF Kingsglaive.
Find me one that doesn't look like a dude in a wig irl and I may agree.
Thing is, photoshop, filters and lighting.
Yep.
But traps/trannies ARE men.
And they are all hideous once their photoshop trial key runs out!
I want Nico to call me suga!
god I want to lick her tummy
Both? Is that an option?
I was not prepared for this kind of feel user