Fuck up so badly at a multiplayer game I have to change my entire identity

>fuck up so badly at a multiplayer game I have to change my entire identity

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I legally changed my name because of that.

>get beaten so badly at speedrunning that i became a woman

>playing insurgence while listening to a video not really paying attention
>didn’t realise I was the last guy left and I only had to stay on the capture point for another 3 seconds to get reinforcements
>walk off the capture point and get killed
>10 people on vc and chat screaming at me all at once
Took a good few matches for people to stop telling me to kill myself in the chat.

>Have to change my name and profile pic every month because I always obtain an infamous reputation.

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>Have to change my name because a streamer starts using it and everyone keeps asking me about them

>Now that I have an SSD I can grab the Helicopter role in Rising Storm 2
>Always crashing it and generally getting less kills than I would as a rifle on the ground
I fucking ran the tutorial but i'm just low fucking IQ

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Cosmo

>playing insurgence while listening to a video not really paying attention
Good shit. Thanks for reminding me why I don't play multi player shit anymore. Can't imagine how bad it is now.

Quite literally no strings attached and the matches are less than 5 minutes. Imagine giving a shit.

>get kicked from a Smash Bros Ultimate Battle Arena for clapping everyone as a random character
>change name to "tyler" or "caleb123" and make my character pic Splatoon
>rejoin
>do it all over again

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>have used multiple accounts on Xbox for fighting games since people avoided main
>they avoided those too
Every time.

Yes, Wanda?

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If Blizzard kills smurf accounts in Reforged, I don't know what I'll do

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What

Back when OW was flavor of the month, I had to change my name because some Youtuber had the same name as me. Got sick of zoomers fanboying.

>reply to the wrong person on Yea Forums
>close the browser and don't look at the board for hours

>have to change my identity entirely and cutoff any ties with old one because of how over the top politically incorrect I was
>go as far as to make dummy accounts that are tied to me to make it seem like I'm a decent person in the hopes that if I ever do get exposed, I have some sort of defense
Hope to God everyday that fucking forum closes.

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>played EQ2 when I was a teen
>whenever the loot I was looking for didn't drop, I would leave the group even if the dungeon was unfinished
>rolled as a Shadowknight so groups would have to wait for a long while before getting another tank
>never used the same handle again
Sorry folks.

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ay lmao

this but unironically, ive seen so many people recognize me in tf2 games because im usually pub-stomping and because of my australium

>ruin your social circle so many times you keep changing your name and making new ones only to curse everyone out again and again until you have no one left

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>plays multiplayer

>Be a degenerate in some circle that is keen on namedropping for whatever reason
>Don't make any real attempts to hide it
>Nobody gives a shit, never get namedropped

It's funny.

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playing specialty classes in rs2 makes me feel like shit if i'm not near the top of the scoreboard

i usually do better as rifleman anyway

I stopped playing Red Orchestra after I killed 10 of my own team with a grenade. Just left the server in in instant and never came back.

I miss playing CS:S and being able to just change my name at any time to whatever I wanted so I could troll people without them being able to find my Steam profile.

Do you still hear them? At night?

>playing zombiemod in CSS
>some 10 year old manages to make a perfect barricade, survives round
>next round
>follow him to the same room he used last round
>completely fuck up the barricade so there's no hope of setting it up properly again
>he spends the next 5 minutes throwing a tantrum

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Underrated

>try getting into supcom FAF
>in noob team game
>didnt realise that if someone leaves then their units get passed to someone else on the team
>didnt realise that the people screaming in text chat was directed at me
>finally zoom all the way out and see that Ive had control of half the team for like 10 minutes and the enemy has rolled over 'my' idle units

Still havnt went back for another try.

I would have laughed my ass off user if I saw that happening and also what is these guys problem you where in a newbie team that implies that you do not know shit.
Just go back and try again it's not like they can punish you for fucking up.

Perfectly logical considering how good both the auto and semi rifles are
In RO2 taking an SMG over the bolt was a no-brainer, even if you didn't function at range a heroic spray down a hallway could win a game
But when everyone else has Garands and M4s the grease gun just feels like a downgrade

Based

I was called "stupid" and an "idiot" in Apex so now I start every match by pasting "I'm not a good player so I would like to apologize in advance. Please, don't get mad if I make some dumb mistakes." in chat.

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>get high and shroomed
>play some rocket league
>perform absolutely terribly
>some gaming e-celeb wannabe kid uploads a video of you being really bad at the game on youtube
Youtube gaming and twitch were a mistake.

No, it's cosma now

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>join server
>kill 10 players without dying

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based and oldschoolpilled

Classic EA

Dude your dick is so big. I mean, I just have never seen a dick quite as big as yours. There might not be a single person on Earth who has a bigger dick, your dick is just that big. Jesus christ, it might be the biggest dick in the whole galaxy, maybe even the universe!

>Have to kill everyone who ever knew or heard about my account

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Underrated and based

Tfw game is so cringe community u have to slowly delete everyone and slip out

>play Realm of the Mad God (top down shooter mmo with permadeath)
>enter endgame dungeon with guild i recently joined
>fuck up and get like 6 different people's maxed out characters killed
>leave discord, leave guild, block every single clanmember
i'm sorry guys

Endnummer 6

Fucking based

nice

Came to post this

Whats this

I use a different identity on every online service for this reason, and for added security. I dread the day when the Internet fully becomes a corporate shithole and I have to grow up and use my real name.

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>"caleb123" and make my character pic Splatoon
I think I've played Smash with you at some point

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>remember how stupid and obnoxious you were on a forum when you were 11
>some of the people you know online now could be the people from that old forum with new identities, not recognising you because you also have a new identity

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i give you slow anal

Actually, people seem nicer to me after I start a game with that message.

stop

Do you guys really have such anxiety? It just a fucking game with some random people, you will never met. You should go into some games with an intent to fuck up shit and spread some misery into others.

>teamkilling
>blocking off team mates
>not reviving
>spray or spam abilities like a retard
>5 IQ pulls
>shout static into mic
>go idle
>be behind your team, fuck off completely
>call somebody a faggot and a nigger

It will help you a lot,. Blowing off some steam and laughing heartedly will help you better yourself and to not become a paranoid fuck.
I've honestly prefer some retard from time to time, rather than clenched ass tryhard every game.

Hope I never play anything with you ever

>could only play dota 2 after midnight during weekdays
>spammed supports and teamfight offlaners to climb because I was above my rank at those roles but completely trash at other roles
>somehow end up being recognized on sight by regulars that I played with over the course of several days
>my individual performance was good enough that even when we lost, no one would get pissy at me
>whenever I was paired up with some faggot who spammed a hero despite being shit at it I could pick something that would work well with that hero to squeeze out a victory
>all around good times
>buy Overwatch because all my friends bought it too
>play under the same circumstances
>individual performance somehow matters less in this game and no matter what I get the blame for being the support in inevitable losses
>game doesn't even have proper stats to prove my point
> faggots would turn games into shouting matches against me because I didn't nanoboost their genji when they ulted into Zen ult in a match 2 week ago
>some faggots would even search my name online to find my country to change it up from "faggot" to racial shit
I never thought I would experience something worse than Dota 2 as far as community goes.

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