ITT: Vaguely describe the last game you have played. i'll start :
>your dog is constantly and literally pissing on corners and corpses to get stronger
ITT: Vaguely describe the last game you have played. i'll start :
>you get the ability to walk again only to kill the people who fixed you
>ebola with an identity crisis
This should be easy.
>hair demons
>Do mundane jobs and slaughter everyone casually
Bayo
youre an orphan raising another orphan
Prototype
>You're actually stuck inside a virtual world all this time
Hitman 2
The Evil Within for one, but that could probably be a lot of games.
>Sound/music volume: 20%
>Narrator volume: 100%
>man with autism saves the world from evil snowmen
>A gay guy, a robot, and an Icelandic ninja walk into a bar. 57 people die.
ghf
>Tard Rangler of the Rings: The Two Trillion Cats
No more heroes
Nope
you throw dynamite and move fast
Also no.
>Walking from bonfire to bonfire
>all this time YOU were the bad guy!
>i also hope you like rhythm games because this one just turned into one for whatever fuck reason
>you assemble a group of lolis to climb a tree and get ryona'd along the way
>Rangler
>Spanish guitars play aggressively in background
Drakengard?
Bloodborne
>you shoot missiles until your partner gets tired of it and tries to nuke the world
Fear and Hunger?
darkest dungeon
The Surge
Geralt!!
Postal 2
ye, but I heard there were multiple endings so I'll have to play it further.
>Own the streets by running around the city naked.
Three wrong answers. The game was Postal 2.
ace combat 0
The Surge?
Yes. You posted this just as I posted my response to the other guessers.
The rhythm battle is the final ending. Caim never actually is considered the bad guy. Despite his actions, he's still fighting to save the world.
any saints row?
I win nigger
the wildlife is the only obstacle in your way
congratulations, you beat the game!
identity crisis
Hotline Miami?
no. im too stupid to describe it vaguely without giving it away..
stupid faggots get really butthurt that the moon landing WASN'T fake and make sure it doesn't happen again
>jojo part 4 game edition
yes
fuck all these underwhelming endings
>this months PS+ game
>lord of the flies but everyone has an AK47
You're right, it's more like
>Look at them go!
>Your fortress was destroyed by a were jackal
As good as it gets right
DRUG LORD BAD
TACTICOOL GOOD
GET THE FOOKIN TREASURE
>lonely girl licked and groped and pounded all night as her three boyfriends watch and shoot
>your uncle calls you a faggot so you try to kill your dad
Yakuza
kek, based image
>you go BING BING WAHOO, collect coins and stomp mushroom-enemies
>you can make any woman your concubine if you try hard enough
tokyo jungle
You're a kid from some animal town who has an arsenal of items that can be used as weapons. You can use these items to beat other characters from other universes.
Bingo.
Space Station 13 :^)
you can rape, take drugs and do jobs
Hint: the game is very popular. Might require some thinking. Nintendo.
>you chat with the devil on MSN while God prohibits you from climbing a tree house
>It's like Doom, but you start in Hell and then go to Earth
>learning what grinding in vidya really means when you reach level 92.
Skyrim
>do whatever you want in a wasteland
>firstly you have to clean up the mess that is her fault, then you defeat her, then he gets away anyway