ITT: Vaguely describe the last game you have played. i'll start :

ITT: Vaguely describe the last game you have played. i'll start :
>your dog is constantly and literally pissing on corners and corpses to get stronger

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>you get the ability to walk again only to kill the people who fixed you

>ebola with an identity crisis
This should be easy.

>hair demons

>Do mundane jobs and slaughter everyone casually

Bayo

youre an orphan raising another orphan

Prototype

>You're actually stuck inside a virtual world all this time

Hitman 2

The Evil Within for one, but that could probably be a lot of games.

>Sound/music volume: 20%
>Narrator volume: 100%

>man with autism saves the world from evil snowmen

>A gay guy, a robot, and an Icelandic ninja walk into a bar. 57 people die.

ghf

>Tard Rangler of the Rings: The Two Trillion Cats

No more heroes

Nope

you throw dynamite and move fast

Also no.

>Walking from bonfire to bonfire

>all this time YOU were the bad guy!
>i also hope you like rhythm games because this one just turned into one for whatever fuck reason

>you assemble a group of lolis to climb a tree and get ryona'd along the way

>Rangler

>Spanish guitars play aggressively in background

Drakengard?

Bloodborne

>you shoot missiles until your partner gets tired of it and tries to nuke the world

Fear and Hunger?

darkest dungeon

The Surge

Geralt!!

Postal 2

ye, but I heard there were multiple endings so I'll have to play it further.

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>Own the streets by running around the city naked.

Three wrong answers. The game was Postal 2.

ace combat 0

The Surge?

Yes. You posted this just as I posted my response to the other guessers.

The rhythm battle is the final ending. Caim never actually is considered the bad guy. Despite his actions, he's still fighting to save the world.

any saints row?

I win nigger

the wildlife is the only obstacle in your way

congratulations, you beat the game!

identity crisis

Hotline Miami?

no. im too stupid to describe it vaguely without giving it away..

stupid faggots get really butthurt that the moon landing WASN'T fake and make sure it doesn't happen again

>jojo part 4 game edition

yes
fuck all these underwhelming endings

>this months PS+ game

>lord of the flies but everyone has an AK47

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You're right, it's more like
>Look at them go!
>Your fortress was destroyed by a were jackal

As good as it gets right

DRUG LORD BAD
TACTICOOL GOOD

GET THE FOOKIN TREASURE

>lonely girl licked and groped and pounded all night as her three boyfriends watch and shoot

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>your uncle calls you a faggot so you try to kill your dad

Yakuza

kek, based image

>you go BING BING WAHOO, collect coins and stomp mushroom-enemies

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>you can make any woman your concubine if you try hard enough

tokyo jungle

You're a kid from some animal town who has an arsenal of items that can be used as weapons. You can use these items to beat other characters from other universes.

Bingo.

Space Station 13 :^)

you can rape, take drugs and do jobs

Hint: the game is very popular. Might require some thinking. Nintendo.

>you chat with the devil on MSN while God prohibits you from climbing a tree house

>It's like Doom, but you start in Hell and then go to Earth

>learning what grinding in vidya really means when you reach level 92.

Skyrim

>do whatever you want in a wasteland

>firstly you have to clean up the mess that is her fault, then you defeat her, then he gets away anyway