If Wario were an automobile salesman he would be Cario

If Wario were an automobile salesman he would be Cario.

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Welp there goes my last brain cell

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I still can't believe he's the best character in Smash, it's so great.

If Wario was traveling to a distant land, he’d be Fario.

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He would totally only sell one type of car. It'd be Wario's Cabrios

>That dwarf caricature
>Best

He's the best character in Nintendo.

If Wario were african-american, he'd be Barrio

If Wario were an oil byproduct, he'd be Tario

If Wario were a golfer, he'd be Pario.

If Wario were a Pokémon, he'd be Lucario

If Wario wasn't a thief he'd be white instead of (((white)))

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if wario were fit hed be Ricardio

i don't get it

If Wario were a red capped hero, he would be Mario.

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If Wario bent over, you'd see his Owario.

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If Wario were a community of 13 to 16 villages located on the Kelabit Highlands in Miri Division, Sarawak, Malaysia he would be Bario

If Jewwario were alive today he'd be in jail xD

If Wario could speak dinosaur he would say rawrio xD

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If Wario was a yellow-capped greedy treasure hunter, he would be Wario

If Wario was invincible he would be Stario

If Wario played an instrument he'd play the guitario

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If Wario competed with Tiger Woods he'd have to be under pario

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If Wario came from Russia, he'd be Czario.

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If mario played guitar for the smiths he'd be marrio

If Wario didn't care about cancer, he'd smoke a cigario

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