DMC thread - Tonight's the Night!

Good on ya bud

I did the same thing

where is the monster

>Eagle Rare
good taste, man.
had some the other night. enjoy the game, and stay motivated.

We did it lads

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So are there any reason not to press R2 constantly when playing as V?
You can cancel out of the reading pretty easily.

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it feels great

Fuck it I say we keep going!

A DMC thread a day keep the demons away!!

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How long until it unlock in NA?

Approximately 27 minutes on East coast.

30 mins

30 MINS LEFT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Got the standard edition for $40 thanks to GMG and Honey
Feels good.

got deluxe for 55
extra devil bringers boy

I picked it up a few days ago and it’s good stuff. I’ve been trying to make it last.

MY DICK

I wanna see

typical linear shit
t. have played for 2 hours

Good, fuck the open world meme.

fuck you

t. zoomer faggot brought up on trash like TLOU and nuGOW

THREE MINUTES WHERE THE FUCK IS MY KEY

MY DICK

stop responding to fucking bait

Time is linear.

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Never.

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Oops, meant for

>hit install
>literally every game i have installed in steam queues for an update
what the fuck is this shit?

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WHY IS IT STUCK AT 99% AFTER THE PRELOAD FINISHED HOURS AGO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>preload game and it just starts unpacking
>goes from like 20 mb/s speed down to 0 and now it's doing nothing
what did I do wrong I just wanna play

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>tfw watching the Yea Forums sings Devil Trigger and the "ready to use" notification pops up as soon as the final chorus hits

NOW I'M MOTIVATED

Restart steam and try again.

it has to unpack everything thats why its better to just download it if you have good internet

ffffuuuuck, AMD rewards is crashing . please stop!

I RESTARTED TWO TIMES NOW AND I GET THE SAME THING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>murrican pcfags have to wait one more year to play the game
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Make sure you integrate taunts into your combos. A taunt can usually guarantee a full letter grade provided it goes all the way through on the more lengthy taunts.

post your HYPE face

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What control scheme is best

hello how to keep pistol stocked without firing bullet? If I hold square he loads it all but always shoots one...

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The demo really spoiled me. I forgot what it was like to start with nothing. How early do you anons like to get enemy step?

HELP
ITS STUCK
DOOR STUCK

DOOR STUCK

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Apparently my pre-load fucked up and I couldn't download the unlock key. Reinstalling now. Fuckers want to kill me.

GUYS IT MOVED ONE SECTION

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WHY DO PRELOADS WORK THIS WAY

send me your pizzas, im compiling an image for itsuno while i wait for this shit to download

Cancel it with an attack

>still preloading at 3.6 mb/s since I just got off work at 11
>my wireless adapter is too old to connect to 5G
FUCK

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AAAAAAAAA

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sfm porn when

how the fuck do i beat the dumb blob boss of mission 19 in DMC 3
Vergil makes the fight harder because i cant DT

O mean the game is only being out for so little, we should get a lot of players from tomorrow, I hope the game sells good enough

>pre-load to save time
>still takes just as long as it would have if I started downloading now
Why do I fall for it every time? It's the shame shit over and over.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Not sure if it really helps but uncheck live cutscenes for now so it doesn't download that right away

FRUSTRATION

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wait is it only deluxeniggers that start with tons of red orbs? You can literally buy all the good shit from the get go with that amount

>no the full download is 36.7 GB

goddamn it

downloadlets
when will they learn

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who here drunk?

this is taking forever to unpack on my pc

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IS

Holy shit Nero does swear a lot, the f-bomb is dropped by the 3rd mission

its unpacking still

Air taunt cancels the shot

Buffer it by attacking, rolling or taunting.

>pre-loaded earlier this week
>it doesn't launch
>go into game folders
>literally nothing there
fucking thanks capcom or steam or whatever useless prick is responsible

I've finished the preload and now it wont finish and keeps stopping itself.

WOULD YOU FAGGOTS STOP UNPACKING SO I CAN UNPACK

GETTING

is frustration getting bigger?

GETTING

Kalina Ann

playing as v is so much less fun than nero.

I'm working on it. Damnit did I just spend another $66 on a new release game? Corporate at Capcom must be fucking thrilled right now.

BIGGER

NIGGER

NOW I'M MOTIVATED

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Nigger

is that you josh?

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IM GUNNA KILL MYSELF IF THIS TAKES ANY LONGER Aghh..

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OH MY GOD GUYS, ITS ACTUALLY DmC2!!!

WE'VE BEEN HAD!!!

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What are you gonna use your pre-order orbs on?

Y E S

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Use Kalina Ann on the slugs. Do whatever the fuck else you want for the main fight phases, he's easy as shit.

I don't mind it as much cause he swears more in game than in cutscenes

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Abuse vergil on arkham, even if he gets raped you don't get punished and his ground combo does ok damage
Use kalina ann on the tiny worms
dodging the shit arkham throws at you can be tricky and probably the real killer, alongside getting greedy because FUCK you just want to end this shit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TIME HAS CUM

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no

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Game is booting up.
I got into this series at E3. The reveal trailer was hype enough to get my to buy every previous game in the series. DMC3 is now one of my top 5 favorite games, and DMC5 looks to be everything DMC3 is and more.
I only had to wait a few months. For those who had to wait a few years, I hope you have fun.

Cheers.

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>only 5 types of enemies

No thanks.

I got 50k for the demo. I’m a standard edish pleb

Did they just take Suzi for Lady?

I'M MOTIVATED

baaaaaaaaaaaased

Glad you got motivated user
Welcome to the PARTY

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V's SSS TAUNT IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS I LOVE THIS MAN

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>Tonight's the Night!
Ya don't say....
It's not like Steam is being overwhelmed by the massive influx of people downloading it all at the same time or anything.

>ganessa
Dude still coats his ladies in oil I see

Go to steam settings then to the downloads tab then switch your location setting to an unknown state

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MOTIVATED

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>having to download at all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>A file of Devil May Cry 5 is locked by and can't be updated.

What the fuck did Steam mean by this

IM STILL AT 90% FUCK YOU STEAM

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WHY THE FUCK WONT IT LAUNCH REEEEEEEEEE

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Which one is the gap dancing?

You're not MOTIVATED enough to play

>last time I played DMC was 2001-02
>that's almost twenty years ago
>what the fuck

How do I get this menu?
I only have the option to launch game upon completion.

I'M MOTIVATED

>the highest I've gone in the demo is an S rank.
Holy shit I literally pressed buttons at ramdom since I didn't play the series since 2010 and could get easy SSS in that one room with destuctible chairs

unpacking the preload took me like 20 minutes.
attached it when I downloaded last night...

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for preorder folks
if you open the downloads page, you can watch the progress bar fill
it will say 'Downloading' and your network usage will be 0
but you can see it progressing regardless

I'M MOTIVATED
.

I'M MOTIVATED

I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH COMCAST/UNIVERSAL/WHATEVER

CRIMSON CLOOOOOOUUUDD
EVEN IN DISGUIIIIIIIISSSSEEE

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TONIGHT

HAMMOND SUMMONS TEMEN MI GRU

JAMES PULLS HIS DEVIL TRIGGER

AND I GET STYLISH

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THE PROGRESS BAR IS MOVING
I CAN SEE THE LIGHT

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>Be American
>Get cucked out of playing the GOTY
lmao

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Does this kind of bullshit always happen with pre-loading? It's my first time doing it btw.

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Doesn't it say "evening sky"

Fuck this I"m buying a 2 Gig NVME drive fuck

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for anyone who's gotten the game on PC already, are Lady and Trish's butts still censored in the PC version? Cause Tish's bare ass was visible when that post-Cavaliere cutscene was first shown. then when that leaker streamed it on PS4 it was censored by lights in the same scene. I'm surprised no one's posted screenshots yet
it's not a huge deal to me, I'm just curious.

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I'll coat her in my motor oil if ya know what I mean.

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WE'LL CRUCIFY THE INSINCERE TONIGHT

BOYS WE MADE IT
DMCV IS HERE
IT'S HERE

WE FUCKING MADE IT

21 minutes to unpack so far..

>Nico uses a demon to put a cig out

I JUST WANT TO FILL Yea Forums's DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIGHT

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posting Snek becuase I feel like it

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>4 bars
Am I gonna make it bros?

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it happened to me with REmake. At least then it was unpacking. I don't know what it's doing now. Steam isn't using my HDD but my system is at a very slow rate.

>wanted to play through the 3 DMC games (1, 3, and 4) before 5 came out
>got too busy to beat 1
Should I play through them before I play 5 or just enjoy it with you guys?

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I'm going in see yah Niggas

Tell Donte "Fuck You" before you leave.

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haha

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For those playing on PC, are there PS4 button layouts?

POST YOUR LOAD SCREEN

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SO THIS IS THE POWER OF PRELOADING ON PC

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I'm so wasted I just got confused why my post wouldn't submit when I didn't do the capatcha

this is going to be an amazing experience of a game

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i don't usually do it either but i remember having to wait 15-20 minutes for RE2make to unfuck its shit when i preloaded that

>He fell for the preload meme

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I'M MOTIVATED

Anons, I preloaded everything by my disk usage is at 0%, like its not doing anything at all. Has anyone had this problem before?

I have such a boner for her it's unreal. Not a lot of people seem to like her? Her accent seems odd I suppose.

TIME. HAS. CUM.

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What the fuck. I preloaded the game but now it's been stuck at 30.5gb of 36.7gb
Why wont it update or download. It's been stuck here for 15 minutes.

So how is the performance so far? I can run RE2 at max 60fps, but I had to lower textures to medium since moving between areas too quick would cause big hangups while the new textures loaded in. This game isn't one big world, so hopefully it won't have that issue.

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WHY AM I SO SHIT AT GETTING S RANKS

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HOW WELL DOES IT RUN

Only 2 missions in, but I love the feeling of it already

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i have those same headphones and my head is starting to look like that

I'M MOTIVATED

I WAS FUCKING EXCITED FOR THE FUCKING GAME, I JUST WNAT TO FUCKING PLAY IT ALREADY

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I'M MOTIVATED

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I can't believe we made it.
I'm actually excited for a game again.

>tfw on 14

GOML

First time playing a DMC game. What's the timing on Exceed anyway?

Damn, talk about HYPE! This shit is going sloooow.
How much money you think is being made right now? Anybody know what % cut steam gets per sale?

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Whats this jew scheme

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>disk usage keeps going up
>download speed stuck at zero
I hate Steam so much

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I CANNOT PLAY IT

I MUST EXPLODE

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I can do this all day if I want to

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>fatal application error during the first cutscene twice in a row now
WHAT THE FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK

Will she stream the game

>he lives
WE DID IT VFAGS

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PS4 or XO controller?

Took 25 minutes of preloading but time to get started

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YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
SO LONG FUCKERS

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HEY EVERYONE, HERE'S THE KOTAKU REVIEW

>kotaku.com/devil-may-cry-5-the-kotaku-review-1833077591

THEIR VERDICT IS THAT IT'S good AND a love letter to the dedicated fans of the franchise

Such is the power of DMCV that it actually made Shittaku put out a good review.

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Right after the damage of your swing would register. So pretty much right at the halfway point of the arc. It's not right after the animation starts or when it ends, but right when the damage would happen.

AND SO HAVE I

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Hurry up please

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AMD?

So far I've done SS on Nero and SSS on V.

V seems pretty easy to SSS on, though.

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>He's still waiting to play
LOL

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>HEY PSYCHO, WATCH THE MERCHANDISE.

IM LOVING NICO ALREADY

Yeah. I regret it everyday.

that's because it's not downloading anything if you preloaded
that would be great

also, guess what folks!
I finished unpacking, and we have a 6.2GB update right after it finishes!

post your waifu to speed up your preload

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>IGN loved it
>Kotaku loved it
>that one meme tranny loved it
How did he do it Yea Forums? How did Itsuno bring us all together?

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Go to bed jake, you have work tomorrow.

Don't give up hope, anons. This bullshit will sort itself out sometime soon, I'm sure.
Now I feel less bad for not having my physical copy yet. When this downloading issue sorts itself out, I hope you guys have a good time.

>When you give'em a little taste of the GOOD SHIT
I love this devil breaker can I keep it?

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It's still unlocking I never got to play the demo and am wondering if I should remap any buttons as Nero or Dante?

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dmc games generally run well even on a potato. so if RE2 was on max you are more than ok.

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Ok

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Yes but you can't use the good shot or it goes away forever

In alternate universe that dosen’t happen

I couldn't give a fuck about the accent the VA just seems to talk way too fast that what she says has little impact. I'm a native English speaker too, Aussie for that matter so fast speaking shouldn't be an issue but damn she goes

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gusy how do I git gud

>game finally boots up

ALRIGHT... TIME TO KICK SOME ASS

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NEVER

EVER

BUY

A

PC

GAME

ON

LAUNCH

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Has a franchise ever literally come back from the dead like this? I mean, it got fucking rebooted and the old continuity ended up coming back while the reboot is dead. When has that ever happened before?

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Tips on V?
So far I am just button mashing with him

Pretty fucking good, I get up to 100 fps on medium settings while RE2 hangs around 70

not soon enough

I better not see any human difficulty shitters in this thread

what boy band is he from

>flat pancake ass
shame

Nice, keep on compiling until one week later, then send it to itsuno. You missed a lot tho so ask around

>wearing my nero jacket while playing

its going to be a good night

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>seeing all these anons with pizza makes me want to order one before Dominos closes
>also have been losing weight and really want to keep it off
Stop tempting me you DEMONS

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Content For This GameBrowse all (6)Options ▾
$0.99
Devil May Cry 5 - 1 Blue Orb
$1.99
Devil May Cry 5 - 3 Blue Orbs
$2.99
Devil May Cry 5 - 5 Blue Orbs
$1.99
Devil May Cry 5 - 100000 Red Orbs
$3.99
Devil May Cry 5 - 200000 Red Orbs
$5.99
Devil May Cry 5 - 300000 Red Orbs

this is scummy as fuck.... literally scamming retards

Wanna know the name?

I've only had the scene where Lady stands up nude and asks for good digging clothes and she got the old Ecchi Bath-house Episode Light treatment to her ass

>crash

Capcom let him make vidya in peace

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>that customize music
hnnnng

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So there's an update too beyond just unpacking it? Can anyone tell me how big it is?

Also, what difficulty options are available from the start?

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I only grabbed from last thread & the one guy who responded for my request for pizza pictures in this one

How much are voice announcers? That might be the only one I get

TIME HAS COME

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yes

going to be in soon, lads

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Anyone else not hearing Morisson’s voice in the opening scene?

DEVIL MAY CRY™

AND SO HAVE I

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I know they don't do pizza, but has the Arby's twitter account done a thing for DMC5 yet? Their papercraft stuff is always dope to see.

Ace Combat 7 beat DMC5 on that one by about a month. Check out the threads and read up on Assault Horizon.

Holy kek that one with the four cans is golden.

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99 cents

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

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>6GB of Extra stuff to download
LET ME IN ALREADY

see you on the other side lads. have fun. this is the moment we've all been waiting for

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6GB update which I think is the deluxe edition content if you bought it

>Ace Combat came back
>DMC came back
>Mech Warrior is still getting dicked around
We can't all be winners I guess ;_;

Dodge with shadow, make sure to read the book a lot, keep your distance, but stay close to summons for those finishers and remember they can hit you during finishers animations

>steam has to download the DLC from the deluxe edition after unpacking.

Ace COmbat literally just happened. And 2D Sonic kinda with Sonic Mania ignoring the fuck out of "4" (the launch trailer had a bit with an elevator that went "1-2-3-K")

fuck really? trish is probably censored too then. I guess CERO got on Capcom's asses about it maybe?

twitter.com/arbys/status/973589510704500736

>This game does not promote smoking or the use of cigarettes
This made me laugh way too hard

>Devil May Cry 5 is a wild mess of demonic magic, blood, brooding twinks, butt rock music, kung-fu homage, and joyous gameplay. By the end of it, I had killed literally thousands of demons and watched struggles of Biblical proportions. The experience itself is a blur, but I know two things for certain. The first is that while there’s nary a drop of romance in the game, every one of Devil May Cry 5’s sexy trash protagonists has absolutely fucked. The second is that every bone-splintering, blood-splattering moment I spent with them was a goddamn blast.

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uncheck live cutscenes if its a steam thing

restart steam

>oh it's finished downloading yes let's go
>oh 6.2GB? wtf why is it downloading again
>see dlc not installed
>still thought 6.2 gigs wtf?
>ohhh yeah live action cutscenes and music...

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=iQ0usgbxoRc

>V
I have no idea what the fuck am I doing lol

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Wow, those are better then I thought they would be. I thought they might do 5 bucks for 20k. Also, are those the same prices for the blue orbs in 4SE?

Man I wish we could see how many times people buy these, so we can see the retards.

If I alt tab, game stops working. Every time. Who programmed this shit?

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Why is Dante a virgin?

YOU DUMB ONE ARMED SON IF A BITCH YOU’RE GONNA DIE

fug, now I kinda regret getting it

Can I just install the DLC later?

based arbys

29.9 out of 30, lads. It'll be done by the time I post this comment.
It was a wild ride, boys.

WHERE MY HUMAN DIFFICULTY BROS AT?

Posting the wrong Nero, user.

>tfw you will never fuck Nico

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Nice, but I'm guessing nothing on 5 yet.

I mean if you've already played them, it's no big deal.Even if you haven't, there will be references, but I doubt it'll be EARTH SHATTERINGLY BAD to miss those. Play whatever you want when you want.

I'm excited for the game too, but you autists ordering pizza exactly for today give the rest of us a bad name.

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I LOVE YOU ALL! WE FUCKING MADE IT LADS ;_; SEE ON THE OTHER SIDE

OPERATION CUHRAZY WAS A RESOUNDING SUCCESS!

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SHUT UP RAGNA

SIX MORE GIGS OF SHIT I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD WHAT IHEATIAEHBTI AHETHIA

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Anyone else just get a grey screen when launching

>The first is that while there’s nary a drop of romance in the game, every one of Devil May Cry 5’s sexy trash protagonists has absolutely fucked.
And don't you forget it.

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are you running in borderless window?

because he hates thots and kyrie is taken

>6GB update
Just enough time to order a pizza

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Holy shit, so many orbs. This has to be completely intentional. While Capcom thinks they will get at least some retards because of orb requirements, you then get this and it's no longer a problem.

Dammit Yea Forums. Now I got a craving for pizza and a Monster (Ultra of course).

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THE GAME IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

GET MOTIVATED

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Actually, all my sound is fucked up. Music is super loud, sfx is low, and voices are mute. Wtf

yes right click the game in steam library, go to properties then to dlc then uncheck the live action cutscenes and maybe music for the bulk of the download size just dont forget to check them later so they download

THEN WHERES THE TAUNT

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So what the fuck is the EX taunt?

FUCK YEAH I'VE FINALLY DOWNLOADED THE UPDATE

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE BOYS, KEEP IT STYLISH

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I can't even launch.

Why do you hate fun, user?

He is legally forbidden to fuck

Shouldn't you all go to bed by now sweetie?
You have work tomorrow!

If six gigs takes you longer than 10 minutes you need to tell your ISP to stop ripping you off

saying i'm doing 'dismal' is pretty toxic when i'm trying to get through the story desu

I work night shift

>Finally unpacked
>Now I need to download the update

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Happens in fullscreen and borderless. It is making me very upset.

>every one of Devil May Cry 5’s sexy trash protagonists has absolutely fucked.
Well, I guess V-kun has technically fucked since he has Vergil's memories, who fucked Nero's mum
still don't get if the memes here about Dante being a 40 year pure old virgin are just memes or if we've crossed into delusional projection/self-insert territory at this point. How can people believe this man hasn't fucked ever

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>implying I didnt call out of work months in advance for this

who do you think I am

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i'm just saying; it's so forced, it makes the Sonic community look like a biker gang.

Wow, unchecking the cutscenes dropped it down to 80 mb. Thank you for the advice user!

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i was getting a download speed of like 2.4 or something absurd said it would take 2 hours.. reset my modem and it was done in 5 minutes

BITCH YOU DON'T OWN ME

>THAT NIGGA YELLING "THE FUCK U DOIN" during the tree cutscene
lmao

>implying I'm not playing this for 15 hours straight and going to work half-dead
Capitalism can't kill my motivation

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How many of you still JUST'd by the pre-load?

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I DON'T HAVE MONEY IN MY THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, FUCK, I WANT TO PLAY THE STEAM VERSION, I DON'T WANT TO WAIT FOR A CRACK, BECAUSE THIS DESERVES TO BE PAID FOR

I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

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user, even fucking Kotaku loves this game. You're fooling nobody with your stale bait.

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>Download's been stuck on 99% for approximately 30 minutes
WHY
WHHYY

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Shout outs to Eagle Rare

i don't because the feminists asked for a free day at coolleg so that they can go out and make bullshit or something
thx feminism

Guys, what if "V" also fucked while split from his other self? Can we get a devil daughteru? Is Vergil the confirmed CHAD brother?

I haven't had pizza in awhile user, its just a coincidence

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Dante is too pure. Technically speaking, V only half dicked Nero's mom.

What's forced about ordering a pizza? They're going to eat it, you know.

Dante fucks, fools.

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So how is everyone finding the game? I just need to get through 1 more day of work until I can join you all

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Anyone else getting a crash on startup?

HOW DO I GIT GUD AND NOT BUTTON MASH

this desu
complain about muh realistic western faces all you want but it really is gorgeous

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How are you guys liking the new characters?

I'm share your pain bro. Hang in there.

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There is an actual co-op mission
if this doesn't confirm they are making BP co-op I don't know anymore

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LITTLE WANDERER, HIE THEE HOME!

How is HDR look on this game?
Picking up a HDR monitor tomorrow.

this stopped me for a while. i had to kill 40 gm more just to let the shit unpack

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JUST'D by Comcast, one of two ISPs in the area and it's gonna be 100 fucking years before this lil Hoosier town gets fiber optic

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Look at your skill list. Buy more moves.

Well this is taking forever no matter what I try. Guess it's back to 4 in the meantime...

>>>pure
I guess it really is delusion

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dunno, but i heard RE2's HDR was awful so it might be similarly useless

Is it just me or is Artemis a fucking irritating boss? Also why the fuck doesn't she have any music

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listen this file is fucking huge and this isnt even the full thing

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Well we still don't know Patty's father do we?

Play on easier difficulties so so there's less pressure on just staying alive. Focus on one or two moves at a time until they become familiar enough that you don't need to make an effort to use them, they'll start to feel natural pretty quickly.

Gonna have to use the shitty Steam UI for posting on Yea Forums.

What should I do with my 30,000 demo rorbs?

It gives him more power.

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Play it like a fighting game. Just learn combos till the point you can do it without thinking

BROS WHY DO I JUST GET A GREY SCREEN WHEN I LAUNCH

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are you using big picture mode user?

That into title sequence with the van was badfuckingass

WHAT!? Is she even hinted as being part of the Sparda family? Btw, anyone got any pics of her?

shoulda bought the game dickhead
i have no idea

Why is it so hard to SSS with Nero compare to V.
I already tried as much variety as I can and it is still SS.
Will it be easier after I unlock DT?

>pre order for PS4
>download all day to play when it drops
>get 40 min in
>more downloading

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>risk taker is +500
what is it exactly

I honestly think they're good. V is decent enough but definitely not my favorite

DON'T DO IT user! WE HAVE SFM PORN TO LOOK FORWARD TO! AND MODS! TONS OF FUCKING MODS!

Use your breakers, don't be hoarder.

Now this a party! Let's rock!

Have fun anons. I know I will.

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air hike and enemy step, always start with those two

What's the deal with the PC versions sound? Before anyone gives me shit about not hitting SSS I'm having issues hearing the dialog. Maybe it's my computer speakers but they work fine on other things.

I'VE RESTARTED MY PC ITS STILL NOT FUCKING WORKING

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she's not in the game faggot

>Pre-load game
>stuck at 99%
>restart Steam
>doesn't work
>restart PC
>doesn't work
WHAT DO I DO? I WANT TO PLAY. REEEEEE

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low disk space?

>implying I didn't bomb my place of work and thoroughly murdered everyone that could find the employee roster

I'm playing this game.

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>more then 1 year
Till then

How good is the optimization?
I am stuck ini girlfriends house for a while, can I play it on my potato laptop

Nah, me too. Reinstalling now after trying everything else I could think of

Here.

>rebooted my computer because I thought something had fucked up
but no, it really is just that slow. This is going to take like two and a half more hours. And unlike downloading, I can't go and play DMC4 while I'm waiting, because decrypting is hogging all my disk time.

Alright I'll have to practice more in the void. Is there any certain things when doing combos that tend to boost the rank or do you just always have to be creative?

rude

got work today later on, can play some before work and then I can have a proper session with some grub later
the only question is what should I get

pepperoni or vegetarian?

Fuck. It's already downloading, may as well finish it. I was wondering where that extra 6 gigs on my download was.

You literally have to wait. Same thing happened to me during RE2

SO YOU MUST BE THE SECRET INGREDIENT

Unless someone here got an advance copy it'll probably take a little bit for bread and butter S+ combos come out.

FUCC YOUUUUUUUUBLLAAAAARRRGHGHGHG

Game runs like fucking butter, wew.
Silky smooth 60 FPS at 4k on high settings on a high-end GPU from 4 years ago.
How is it that Japs are now better at PC optimization than major western devs?

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FUCKING PAKis

>pc too shit to run the game so I had to refund it
woolie and pat's lp it is

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alright so my game crashes on launch, fatal error. im reinstalling now, but i think it said something about a shader. happen to anyone else?

>get up get up get up
Is he talking to his dick?

HOLY FUCK THAT OPENING SCENE

They're not buying a fucking body pillow. They're ordering pizza, something that you do once in a while anyway.

Is it possible to grab this thing at the moment?

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IIRC, Capcom is generally really good at PC ports.

MT Framework was likened to magic on how well it ran on any system

God damn it. I'm going to reinstall this shit, and if it refuses to run again I'm going to have a conniption.

The timing of each button is throwing me off

how much until you guys rip Subhuman 2.0 & Nero vs Vergil?

Wondering if it could run on 950m

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Simply not repeating attacks will help a lot, so it'll be progressibly easier as you gain more moves. It will also get easier once you're on higher difficulties and the enemies are more durable. Also don't get hit!

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>that one meme tranny loved it
sphere hunter?

>that opening credits
good vibrations

>calls me a faggot
>wants his dick sucked by a man

Are you just acting tsundere?

I JUST NOTICED THAT NICO STUTTERS LIKE HER DAD WHEN SHE GETS EXCITED.

I don't know why such a small detail makes me happy like a fag but it does.

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Yea Forums's gameplay doesn't belong to a DMC game. Holy shit, I can't have fun playing as him, he sucks all my enjoyment once I have to play as him.

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Imagine Nico stuttering during sex

Apparently a DRM free version of the game has leaked, check Crack watch. Enjoy, poorfags.

>Nico SFM and nude Nico mods
i'll hold off just a little while longer

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Mega Blaster is pretty fun desu

Where's the strawberry sundae?

>I don't know why such a small detail makes me happy
Her father is fucking dead

HE SAID IT
HE SAID THE THING

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Anyone know how to use the ps4 layout on steam, i fucking hate this ugly ass xbox shit

it's bugged to hell and back, poorfags eating shit like always.

The van one with devil trigger? Was peak kino. Can't wait for a .webm

Damn Urizen killed me twice before I broke his crystal

>mfw i wasted all my money on christmas because killing floor 1 & touhou luna nights, and everyone else is playing this beauty of a game

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RIP Lucia. At least you got some new art in the History of section & a section in the novel. Hope you get some DLC.

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what's so bad about him

so i've been watching max play this game, the gameplay looks like they decided to keep the NUDMC instead of the good ones. Hard pass.

Nice drawing, user

>your arms dealer will never be your fuck buddy
feels bad man

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major question:
is there a benchmark in graphics options to check performance?
game is unpacking right now and I am hoping my toaster can run it fine

FUCK I CAN'T GET THE BUTTON TIMING RIGHT

God damn it, my pre order won't be coming in til next week.

Fuck I hate the RE engine, nothing but frame hitch city. I’m going to have to play this shit on the lowest settings.

not just you the sound feels low for me too.

>what did I do wrong I just wanna play
you preloaded

I hate every single one of you

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And that's not the only Thing™ he says!

ITS BEEN CRACKED

Barry? Barry Is that you?
Barry, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at TORing dmc threads. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing his social engineering skills to the his limits so he can achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have. Hell, in some ways you being btfo has contributed to the hype, giving dmc5 bigger sales numbers
Nobody relevant will remember Barry. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else.You have no real friends,Your family wont remember you, and half of Yea Forums wont remember you in a few years despite spending all of the time you have blunderposting. You are a failure, but even more than that, you are a nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Barry, being that you've done this for months straight, really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your what you will be remembered for before you are forgotten in the passing months. this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is Blunderposting, Barry, that is your short lived legacy [by Ali Edwards].
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful few months you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll get of the anime imageboard and get some air, Mabye you will connect with my family, Maybe you wont laugh at a ship that has no chance at sinking
Maybe in a couple of years, Barry, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to go play dmc5.You can see 9/10'S across the board and my estimates predict over 10 million units of sales and

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Can I run this shit on decent settings with a 1060? What are my options boyos...

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>if you zone out too far Shadow will whiff 90% of the time
>spamming Shadow and Griffon's basic attacks pretty much will carry you no matter what
>Nightmare is just too slow
It's just no fun for me.

CHEERUP

How do I change OST?

Easily
Cut scenes run pretty men, but actual gameplay is fucking smooth as a baby's ass.

spamming didn't really work against geyron for me

There's a chance Barry is going to get arrested for 2 crimes. At ease, user.

>There's a chance Barry is going to get arrested for 2 crimes
what? cp?

Must be you, Game stutters like mad, just like re2.

Is anyones audio also horribly desynced

DANTE!

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Doxxing Kagari and posting CP.

I'm running it at 144hz without a hitch on a shit PC .

Welp, I'm heading to bed. I'll play the rest tomorrow when I'm refreshed.
>majority S-ranks so far
All that DMD training in the run up to this has paid off.

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THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

No way fag

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How did you not spam through that? It's one of the worse boss fight in the game. Since Geryon moves around too much Nightmare is practically useless for anything other than his summon damage, and the only reasonable thing you can do is mash basic attacks or Griffon's hold attack.

*teleports behind barry*

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if i mashed he just killed off both shadow/griffon.

what did they mean by this

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Help me please

>Kagari
who

I agree to an extent where you actually simply mash to start combo and there's a slight bit of delay in attacks because you need to summon them forward first, but I love the amount of management you need to handle with him.
>timing in between Shadow's melee moves
>holding and tapping Griffon's ranged
>first jump to avoid hits to V
>double jump to avoid hits to Griffon
>dodge evade to avoid hits to Shadow
>all while Nightmare is causing havoc and actively interfering with your visibility with his explosions
>all while you're reading a fucking book
>kill all with summoned canes at the end
This turns my fingers into some horrifying abomination but I like the thinking you need to do and the result makes V fun

I regret buying this shit physical. I want to play now FUCK

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>you actually died before DMCV

It hurts.

Why can I style but get hit by dumb shit. Also fuck without upgrades I forgot how to fight Goliath a bit

Please don't bully me for my taste

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then what was the point of pre-ordering if you play it way after launch?

I don't understand the multiplayer. I got a "continuous co-op" score bonus, and was asked to rate my supposed partner, but I never saw anyone.

>Get the hood taunt
>Scripted environmental effects like walls blowing up knock it down while taking no damage
It's not fair

With what? His AoE? He doesn't do it that much as you may think, he does that stupid charge thing more often which makes spamming even more viable to him.

Some woman he doxxed and threatened to rape. I don't know why he hated her so much.

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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You sound like a very unfun person, feel sorry for your friends, if you have any.

>CPU usage at 94%
What settings should I lower or is this fine?

Anyone else getting the grey screen with the error pop up?

Don't worry I like little ceasars too. At least the one by me is better than a lot of the other chains Ive had

the way the cameo system works is the characters you see fighting in the background are the other players controlling that character. Like how Nero sees V fighting in mission 2.

yep, same here brother. reinstalling now. pls work

I had to rebind my controls just to make Yea Forums playable in my runs. Had to input Shadow on l2 and Griffon on r2 just so I can hold one button while mashing the other. It's frustrating to play him.

crack is out bois

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>this mad because someone doesn't like your shitty waifu

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HOW DO I REMAP THE TAUNT BUTTON?

Dropkick is impossible to do, unless I move a finger off attack, jump, etc.

Never saw that even once in that mission.

I already did, doesn't work.

they make good dish

How do I fix this shit, lads? I just want to play.

huh, that's strange, I did. When i entered the building in front of the fountain, I eventually saw V fighting with Nero saying "I guess i get to beat you to the action."

>playing on PC
>crashing every time I'm about to encounter V in Chapter 2

Man Gerbera is fun

I played to mission 10 so far, got S ranks in 8 of them and just stopped to make food.

>V is actually decent to play, the fact that you have to manage 3 characters at once is interesting, although he is very easy modo and strong
>I went from disliking Crimson Cloud with being quite content with it after playing and listening to it
>Nero is plain stronk, buster and punchline seem to be the best breakers
>Devil Trigger is far too repetitive already
>Some noticable, but short stutters when you area transition on PC, nothing major
>It is really obvious that V is Vergil, they don't really hide it much.

>dark theme
how

for fuck sakes.

It's real and it's finally here bros

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is it legit

Shieet I wish I saw this sooner. I preloaded but it was dead frozen when unpacking, so I decided to delete it and start from scratch. Still an hour to go, but at least this cut down on 15m of wait.

I was fine in the main menu, even watched the history of dmc while i smoked a cigarette and then went to play, did the prologue just fine, started chapter 1 and the cutscene right after as soon as devil trigger comes on it crashed, just stopped mid cutscene then the screen went black, error window popped up.. I got up to click it since I was playing on my TV and as I started to move the mouse the audio of the cutscene started again

it's gotta be some fucked up codec issue, but I'm on windows 10 so I'm pretty sure windows media player codecs are up to date lol

can my rig play this game

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I can't figure Nero out. Furthest I've gotten was an SS rank, but nothing I do seems to go beyond that, or enemies just die beforehand.
Offensive Devil Breakers seem kinda underwhelming, Break Ages hurt me mentally because it's depleting resources that I could stockpile for a boss, and while I love Gerbera's movement options, it does nothing to push my style to the highest rating.

Also, I saw myself in a mission, it was funny but kinda sad that it's not really live. I guess I know why, pausing and shit like that, but still.

Also also, holy shit is it easy to get S Ranks in this game, I experiment too much and get beat up by bosses and I STILL get an S because I didn't use a continue.

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I’m reading that shit, just tell me what angered Barry so much this time

its not a crack, its a literal denuvoless binary

Some Aussie who lives in the same area as him reported XV-kun to his police buddy. Whether anything will actually come of it is up in the air right now.
We might be free of the local autist soon.

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wrong specs

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>Gives you Sweet Surrender
>"Kyrie will love this, catch my meaning?"

how can one woman be so based

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Punchline, shoot an enemy then wail on them and learn to exceed, repeat.
Easy SSS if enough enemies are around

Is the deluxe edition shit worth 16 yuros? The arms seem like memes but I'm tempted for the music.

github.com/suratovvlad/qbittorrent-installer/releases/tag/v4.1.5-655-334814121
yes

>Rx 570
>i5 4690k @ 3.90ghz
>8gb ram
>installed on ssd
>keep getting stutters in cutscenes which desyncs the video from the audio
why

>This game does not promote smoking or the use of cigarettes

very well optimized I've heard, so probably yea

I don't fucking know. I pre ordered it 2 months in advanced & now its telling me it's coming next week. Fuck this.

This game is great.

Why is Nero so likable in this game compared to 4?

>I had some reading to catch up on

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Who /S Rank Everything So Far/ Here?

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SEETHING

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is there a training mode?

there is a crack too already out dummy
#!tRpEGAxK!WY5rRXPAE_Bh1ILOKVObGcdxWx1IJpwHiGXWbr-zlNc

Do you think Nico did test drive with sweet surrender?

pls respond

>checks out Lady while she's unconscious
/ourgirl/

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>DMC
>boomer

PS2 era is solidly zoomercore, friend. Hop back on that Roblox.

I'm upset.

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People were dabbing on him in a thread earlier, so he resorted to nuking it with gore & CP.
He went on damage control when people started calling him out for it, and even outright admitted it was him posting at least once.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/453624761/#453657168
Archived thread above.

>quit your bitching
based nero

Vergil reminds me of nuDante.

Why was DmC so memed on? This dude is equally as edgy.

He doesnt take himself nearly as seriously.

im about to play the game cracked while you cant even play it when you paid lmao
poor paypiggy

based
thank you

I wanna ask you anons, how is this game on PC?
Are the controls good?

>needing a crack
>when an official non denuvo equipped exe exists
i dont understand the point

Anyone else getting weird hitching? It's not framerate related. My game would just randomly freeze up for a few seconds every once in a while, especially during cutscene. Game runs 60fps outside of that. I had this in RE2 as well and it was related to textures so I wonder if I just need to lower them

>nico spies on nero and kyrie doing the nasty and self inserts as nero

The money is inconsequential.

Guess I'm saving up for Max Exceed next.

Pasta Breaker is hilarious. It makes a ding noise when it reattaches to you. Mega Buster is gimmicky but pretty weak overall, though I never tried the Break Age on it. Sweet Surrender seems to just buff you, I got several blades to the face because I press the button hoping for an interrupt as Nero just claps his hands together and gets whacked.

It's fine tuned for Kyrie, so yes, she did. But not on herself.

She even goes
>Bow chicka bow wow

still has steam drm

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS ITSUNO!

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>steam drm
trivial to bypass

Because Ninja Theory spend a lot of time pissing on fans and antagonizing them, calling Dante gay and because it was going to kill the chance for a real DMC sequel.

It has a fuckton of problems like garbage bosses and enemies, needing the definitive edition to fix a lot of problem, a lot of retarded plotpoints that is just they live but demons

>I can run it on the bare minimum reqs

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>I am 2 days old
Fuck the meme text came into my head listening this line

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no shit thats why someone made that rar with a steam emu/the non shit drm exe

OHNONO CRECUTBROS.

BUT EVERYONE SAID EVERYONE THAT MATTERED LIVES! WHY DID V LIE TO ME!?

DMC came out in 2001
thats 18 years ago user

>Seething for over a month
Through after reading the novel summaries I can see why that comment hurt Nero so much.

i have a feeling they're going to copy and paste lady's moveset if she's dlc content for this game

Explain further. Reading is for dorks and I don't know 日本語.

Didn't Itsuno say he was going to make getting S ranks harder? It's real easy on DH. I can't imagine it'd be difficult on SoS difficulty so I guess DMD changes it up a lot?

where is the secret mission in mission 1?

It's fine as long as you're not having performance issues

I'd like DLC that's dedicated. Like for example if Vergil's playable he should get 6 unique missions. As with Lady or Trish, etc. It could take some time, but I'd pay big for it.

Probably. I wish they would do more with her, I didn't really like her moveset much in SE.

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Reversals are still in I suppose

Based

Ok I figured it out. Update your VGA driver and directX and it should works.

XV-kun is so autistic he even made a Encyclopedia Dramatica page from getting BTFO so hard.

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Yes

How is this receiving rave reviews? It's extremely linear and the combat system is just flashy shit like every other DMC game.

I wish oatmeal cookie would make a next NG game. I feel like I wasted 40 dollars on this.

How do you do the devil bringers moves? I feel like I'm missing shit, all I can do is the line grab when I lock on or mash circle when I dont.

the void yes

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