*look in rear view mirror*

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>sonic the ROADHOG

>"Hedgehog America" by Weird Al Yankovic
I'm dying

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>turn 360 and drive away

*saves your character design*

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>Fanart looks better than actual product
Sigh...

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Literally the same but... drawn.

that's done by tyson hesse so it's not entirely fan art

>I'm going to die

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The drawing doesn't look like a five nights at freddy's character

came here to post this

This isn't real is it?

The only difference is literally the flat shading which naturally wouldn't work well in 3D.

Are you saying 2D is better than 3D?

Change the blue arms, fix the eye-ridge, and give him back his classic shoes. Boom. Fixed. Would absolutely watch that movie.

>Officer Burpo and his WHITE COP FRIENDS

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post it

We don't know, the common theory right now is that this is an older model that has been scrapped and this is a test render, but then again I think this original image was sourced from an kids tv site so honestly, whothe fuck knows?

I can't post gore, user. I don't want to get b& again

What would happen if you slammed on the brakes?

FUCK YOU FAGGOT

I want to make Burnbot a mother.

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It ain't easy being cheesy

I mean, it would be fucking absurd if this turned out to be real, because he looks fucking exactly like the one in that fake poster with Chris Pratt

it wouldn't be that absurd, this is sega we're talking about

The guy I think was a dude called Tom Ollet or some shit, he is like a diet coke version of Chris Pratt who got written on in an early concept but is not on the cast now. The sonic render in that matches the one OP posted, Again, could of been an early test render

about ¥100

Nice try but I know that's fan content.

Prove it, faggot

No you prove it faggot.

You got me there, user

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Call it whatever you want, one of them is going to scare children and the other one isn't.

was gonna say speed up but this is way better.

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>what is enter the spiderverse
>what is every arcsys game

Has a different mouth and eyes at first glance, I'm sure there's other stuff I'm missing.

The police officer in the movie is a human, and Dr. Eggman is played by Jim Carrey.
Yeah, it's gonna suck.

>"Hey guise, what's the update on that upcoming Sonic movie, looks pretty co....."

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i like jim carrey

Jim Carrey is hit-or-miss. Liar Liar was pretty funny, and The Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine were both masterpieces, but then you've got dumb shit like Dumb and Dumber and *shudders* The Grinch.

Oh yeah, and how could I forget Bruce Almighty. Fuck that movie.

This can’t be real

nah that was good

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wasn't there a sequel to that movie

evan almighty?

Days like this I try to remember why I liked Sonic enough to even warrant being disappointed

brake check that nigga

YOUR TO SLOW!

Looks like that one eerie Goof guy

lol

>White fur instead of gloves
>Flesh colored fur instead of flesh

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One good thing might come from this.

It'll teach autismos how fucking stupid the Naruto run looks from other peoples perspective.

>i can't even remember anymore

how was that ruskie movie he did?

same energy

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AT first I was like
>Well, I gotta give it to them, the white stripe between the eyes is a clever way to fix the one-eye design problem for this kind of design, so-
Then I saw her fucking hands were white too
And the kicker is that, despiute having white hands, he has no white where his socks should be

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Chris said he hated it.

>white stripe between the eyes
am i blind?

meant it for this one

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why couldn't they just give him socks and gloves jesus

Chris actually tweeted about the arms when the first wave of images came out, he said that he and sonic would organize a boycott against the movie in dimension C-137.

why couldn't they just not do this movie

>her

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it was inevitable someone would like the heat death of the universe

the grinch was so fucking psychotic that i'm not only unsure if it was bad but i'm not even sure its even a real movie or everyone just had a collective fever dream

RUN
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR

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the "you're an idiot" part still gets me

What is the worst possible thing that could happen in this movie, and why is it Sonic taking his shoes off

Fuck I was gonna say Eggman but you're fucking right. that or some form of fart joke

youtube.com/watch?v=nPeDunjWjxo

Fuck pronouns and fuck the english language

>"C"-137
lol he even names his feverdream parallel realities after himself?

why did he have to wear nikes brand shoes

wait i've got it. Political jokes

is there one where he's a real girl

either that or one of the human actors gets magically turned into one of whatever the shit sonic's race in this is suppose to be, the furry TF bullshit would be a wave of shit

why not all three?

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you know for the COOL KIDS

no it'd be sonic going back to his own world and seeing all of the sonic friends in live action

And here I thought the franchise couldn't get more fucked. Fuck you, user

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>Sonic movie comes out swinging against Trump
>Sonic movie comes out swinging FOR Trump
Which would cause the greater shitstorm?

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metal sonic shows up but he looks like fucking dogshit, like a literal trash-can
hell i think any of the sonic fuckbuddies showing up would just be awful in its own way

>Knuckles is a fat techie meninist nerd that stays in his burrow and shitposts all day on his jury-rigged trashcan computer

Well I get the "C" part, but what about the "137"?

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>MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY

eggman's character being turned into a shitty trump stand-in would be the de-facto worst possible outcome, i hope jim carrey can pull a grinch and be the saving grace of this shitshow but i don't think he has any nutcase magic left

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I'm going to die.

Drive into a brick wall because im clearly in hell

Sonic (with voice from AOSTH): Woahhhh Drumpf, building a wall? That's way past not cool, dude.

After seeing fans gobble up all the trash sonic games SEGA thought it would be nice to make a new type of shit.

this is hell

CWC hates Trump,so swinging for sounds way more interesting.

How do you think he would react?

Carrey is as anti-trump as they come. Hard to imagine how either one would work out.

Distract him by leaving volumes of Kick-Ass laying around the set so he can scream about those instead.

Rich and Morty reference

i don''t know.The possibilities are endless.

"HOW ABOUT THIS, HEDGEHOG? I'LL BUILD A WALL SO YOUR DIRTY, FILTHY, DRUG ADDICTED ANIMAL FRIENDS CAN STAY OUT OF MY CITY!"

"Drugs are cool and safe, Eggman they can save lives and your point of view on them are nothing but illusions and brain washing from a patriarchist state!"

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it's a brick and mortar reference for this universe

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if that actually is sonic then could they not even get a sports car for sonic to drive
hell why didn't they get a chevy sonic for the gag it would have at least gotten a dumb smile out of me

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>Spoonygreenscreen.webm

if sonic doesn't get his name from the fast-food chain he looks at the back of a sonic car and gets it from that

I still to this day have no idea who this guy is or what these gifs are even from. I wish I knew.

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If I see him ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

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youtube.com/watch?v=DCIUfek7y2M

>just looked up that sonic is voiced ben schwartz
What the hell, I love Ben Schwartz and I was hoping he'd get an actually big role for a while now. This isn't how it should've happened.

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jesus christ

oh hey thats my car, even the color
I bought it just for that very reason, just the reference.
Ok ok, it was the cheapest one but that was also a nice touch.

>>"Hedgehog America" by Weird Al Yankovic
I kinda want this

He was great in Man on the Moon

Swerve off the road

I can't believe sega actually approved this.

I would pay money to see their discussions on it.

Literally the first day they revealed the original poster an article came out about how even SEGA hated the Sonic design, but Paramount kept insisting on it.

>"I heard a rumor the plumber is in the works with a movie"
>"then we need to act fast!"

SOMEONE'S GOT "THE RUNS" EH FAGGOT

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fedoraman.running

They must have signed a really bad licensing deal then, if they couldn't put their foot down.

All people who could be considered Sonic's "original creators" publicly trash talked the design.

>pull out in front
>slam on brakes

And who says sonic has a bad fanbase?

...

it's literally just as bad
it's just like shitty pokemon designs, people are gonna make fanart that makes it look good and then people are gonna start saying they actually like it

Considering how he took the Sonic Boom episode, it'd have to be something really blatant like Sonic shaking Trump's hand with Sonic declaring that the wall needs to be built for him to acknowledge it.

>so[y]nic the hedgehog

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH user YOU'RE SO FUNNY

>Considering how he took the Sonic Boom episode
Excuse me? I have no idea what you're talking about. Somebody redpill me here.

Bump I need the answer to this user’s question

>C-137
>Rick and Morty Reference

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There was an episode of the Sonic Boom episode that parodied the Sonic Fanbase with Sonic getting kidnapped by an obsessive fan who looked a lot like Chris Chan. Chris denied any resemblance between him and the character.

i want no NEED an image

how would you know

>on my way to gekyumes circumsion

I would get high with my brother years ago. He'd watch the show some times. Or play games. Saw the episode with the infinite ricks.
Plus a big server on Space engineers has a group based of said ricks.

Okay, sure. I believe your absolute bullshit

>I-I swear i didn't enjoy the show!! please accept me!!!

I was asked a question, I answered it.

that whole show is gold
youtube.com/watch?v=Ikc_uZw2mqo

it's just interesting that while high you'd remember something so specific

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You remember everything from that Space Engineers group... even someone mentioning the code numbers of a universe in Rick and Morty.

>*shudders*

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>except for all these resemblances it isn't me

how did they get away with this

>I am not mental or crazy like that at all

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wtf is this real?

inb4 this movie earns enough money to get sequels because of China

Yes, of course it is, you fucking idiot. Why wouldn't it be real you goddamn retard? Isn't it fucking obvious? What are you, a moron, double-digit IQ fucking retard

NOOO THAT'S NOT MY CHILDHOOD

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HOLY FUCK THEY DID NOT

What if Tails is a girl?

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youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY?t=125

what language is this translated from

M-muh

>tfw almost a decade since there's been a good sonic game

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>What is the worst possible thing that could happen in this movie,
This movie being released

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I always thought burnbot's hair outline was her body outline. Always looked like some weird animal to me.

Damn this artwork does an amazing job making sonic look good with two eyes and some muscle on his bones. And the circle pupils/iris look pretty neat. Now I kind of wish they’d add some of these traits to video game sonic.

Also, fuck the retards who think it looks just as bad as the cgi/movie version. You’re delusional.

Reminder that the hot dog picture itself is probably a reference to that Facebook image of Sonic holding his baby

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It's cheeeeelay dog time

>*break checks*

>couldn't do a sonic r cosplay so had to settle with sonic riders

Woah there are people that care about sonic?

youtube.com/watch?v=jh09uIN6tl0&t=169

>that jump up that long concrete structure
>that front flip
this shit wadms autistic, but some of the stuff he did was impressive

>WHITE COP FRIENDS

>tfw will never marry and impregnate burnbot

my instinct ty

Have you ever heard of a medical condition called autism?

>believes to have magical psychic powers and that cartoons are real
>I am not mental or crazy

I want another Sega All-Stars racing game.

>Sonic's the name, FUCK NIGGERS
Wow really Hollywood?

>green suv
GUYS IT WAS REAL

He’d rip through the car unscathed

I wanna make fun of him but he has skill. Whats the context, is this ironic?

If sonic doesn’t get a chili dog, specifically from the Sonic restaurant. Also tails being a human or some shit

I will not believe this is real until we have a full trailer.

he can’t even do that with sheet metal badniks, why would a car be any different?

In that episode, the character also mentions orange soda. There was also a different episode where sonic ordered a sandwhich with no pickles but got extra pickles instead.

Cause he’s way past cool

LIKE A SWORD I'M DRAWN
INTO THE HEAT OF DAY
LIKE A KNIGHT I"LL FIGHT UNTIL THE FIGHT IS WON
IN THE RAGE, I'LL SLAY
EACH AND EVERY EACH AND EVERY EACH AND EVERY WON

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>knocks over cars in City Escape as if they were packing peanuts

CAUSE IM THE KNIIIIGHT OF THE WIND *BraaaAAP* *BRaaAAAAAP* *BRaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAP*

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Fuck you Bruce Almighty was kino.

You are very based

Lel

It'll be a different time

Trailer when?

God I hope theres a chrischan reference

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Knuckles is supposed to be the idiot

This is in SF right? It could be one of the deleted scenes from venom

The grinch is peak carrey faggot

>Sega completely neutered the Sonic comics because on guy went on a power trip
>They do jack shit to fix this atrocity

pfft nnot even tyson meme can save this design, what a hack

turn the steering wheel 360 degrees and drive away

HUWAYT COPS

youtube.com/watch?v=XcySXoQLI5Q

A "yes" would have sufficed, you fucking autist.

Shut up Bill.

>make pseudorealistic texture
>but keep the retarded as fuck belly blob
>AND THE FUCKING PERMASMIRK ON ONE SIDE JESUS CHRIST WHO THOUGHT THAT'S A GOOD IDEA

way past cool

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>why is it Sonic taking his shoes off
because he'd be basically naked

There can only be one!

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it got to a point where it's not even entertaining anymore

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Maybe some marketing genius among the producers knew they would need a heavy cringe factor to get people talking about this movie at all.

And people can laugh it off as "haha, that was just a silly movie tie-in, good thing the games don't look like that". Like with Warcraft. And countless others.

I'd feel pretty tense about working at Illumination Entertainment, on the upcoming Mario Movie, where Nintendo are micro managing all the characters' appearances and mannerisms.

rip sonic

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Oh shit did they get TGT guy to do the script?

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The lines would be much much longer.

I hope Eggman gives a woman three STDs and she then kills herself.

Based

pretty good

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

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how is chris chan taking this

Jim will save this movie

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This isn't real is it? In a better world this would be movie Eggman.

Sonic and Tails would be more than just buds if 'she' looked like that.