Why are they still playing San Andreas?
Why are they still playing San Andreas?
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Niggers
this is so cringy
Because it's the only thing that runs on shitty favela PCs. I'd wager that's also the reason for all the weird slav mods for Morrowind.
You know those mods are horribly optimized, right?
Why you care about what niggers?
god i wish that were me
why are you not playing san andreas?
Why aren't you?
why do all brazilian mod videos have the exact same type of music
I don't know, man. I'm just finishing Hollow Knight and waiting for Sekiro to release.
All GTA games besides Vice City and San Andreas are shit t.sopa
favela culture, poor to very-poor lower class people. That's the people who play this kind of stuff, and it's also most of the brazilian population.
favela niggs
Here GTA SA is still very popular. In fact, It was my first ps2 game. A gamer PC in Brazil is extremely expensive, so playing a [current year] AAA game is not as common as in 1st world countries.
At least food and clothing are dirt cheap.
I'd rather have those.
You sound like a shitty burguesinho.
Funnily enough, these shitty mods must consume more resources than GTA V.
SOPA
who actually even gives a shit
Who even cares about Brazilians?
Niggers, favelas and that's it, his fucking ex president got jailed because their country it's a gigantic corrupt shithole
Just play Max Payne 3 if you want a virtual tour around Brazil
It's free and their 10+ year old toasters can run it
Sub 20FPS is perfectly playable to them I would imagine
You kidding? I finished KH3 yesterday, waiting for 2am to play DMC5!
funk carioca is the pop music from the favelas
There's a coup happening in Brazil retard. People will remember Lula just like they remember Mandella.
The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth? Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America
Fuck off, commie nigger. Kys.
lol I have never heard of whoever the fuck that is in my life and I actually keep up with international politics. Keep thinking brazil matters to anyone that isn't brazilian.
Do you want a mortadela sandwich with that (you)?
>that ass music
>that fucking blurred background
>stupid overtuned cars with a shitload of speakers
>unsettling and oversaturated green as fuck palm trees
>that fucking house with brick textures
>that stupid amount of contrast mixed with AO that doesn't make it any better
Just fuck my shit up.
He IS speaking English, dumbfuck. The only one speaking Portuguese is you.
>twitter hashtags
>coup
>a coup
IT WAS HIS TURN
It’s the GOAT game so good for them
>PT scum
Your time is over.
Its an amalgamation of those three posts. You guys are right. We are niggers and we have favela/ghetto mindset witch leads to mental stagnation and low marketing appeal. We should be nuked asap.
Because now we've computers that can run it
>12.0
oh no no no no
Thats a really good bait
Sure! I will be waiting sitting to not get tired alright?
>wich leads
if you died today literally no one would give a flying fuck you miserable speck of communist dust you're a literal road-block to humanity's interstellar journey kill yourself, nigger.
>tfw we'll never be recognized as the patricians of this shithole because these niggers overshadow us
good job dumbfuck
GTA:SA is because of what you posted. It's the way for dumbshit middle-class 12 year olds to LARP as brazilian cartel members. Another old-as-shit game that doesn't seem to go away in Brazil is Counter-Strike 1.6
I heard that today from some dipshit today, that is definite proof that dumbshit lefitsts are actually part of some kind of bugman hivemind.
>PT
>Commies
pick one
at best they're equivalent to democrats.
Go back to 55chan.
cus its good
Southeners aren't even people.
Retardado mental
>bumbling fuck president surfs commodities wave, country is making tons of money selling stuff to a growing China
>gives breadcrumbs to the poor
> feels like he's entitled to free penthouses and ranchs as kickbacks for helping certain companies out
>is caught, arrrested.
>Election comes, the fuck's party spends half the first half of the election trying to get him to run while arrested
>Doesn't work, because even Brazil isn't that retarded
>Party sends stand-in candidate, his whole campaign for the remainder of the first round is "A vote for me is a vote for the arrested guy"
>gets through to the second round, against some meme retard whose whole campaign was "We're not like those fuckers in power, we'll fix everything!" even though he's been in politics for over 30 years.
>Population goes HELL NO WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR A CONVICTED CRIMINAL CURRENTLY IN JAIL, FUCK YOU!
And you expect me to believe your mumbo-jumbo? Please.
OOGA BOOGA, speak like white people, you fucking nigger.
are you afraid, kinky petista?
c'mon, southeners are cool, northeasteners on the other hand
>white people
>american imageboard
I don't think it's necessary
>mandela
commie-funded terrorist
just because you're known, doesn't mean you're liked.
he got the blacks into power in SA, so what? did the country become better for it? did it grow and prosper into a safe, industrious high-culture modern country? fuck no
glad that at least you, my user, know that we're godlike beings among men
why do brazilians on the internet have such a burning hatred for communists/lefties?
sai daí seu chupa rola de gringo
Gee, I don't know.
because brazilians are literally americans
Don't even try to compare BANANA LAND with america.
Jesus you /pol/ idiots are some of the stupidest people on the fucking planet.
Hurts knowing your Future burgerlad?
this fucker doing a vlog in gta san andreas as a motoboy i always die laughing at this shit
and theres ton of those
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nice argument
kys
It isn't nice to be mean to retards and it certainly isn't worth my time.
this but unironically
brazil is the america that didnt go well
>favela
>knows english
Sure kid
Maybe because we lived through a leftist government for more than a decade and that fucked us badly? There's also our neighbours like Venezuela. You commie kids from first world wouldn't last a single day here in this shithole.
While America is as much of a shithole as BR is, there's 0 (zero, ゼロ) reason to be a nationalist brazilian, our country sucks mate, I wish it didn't, I really wish it didn't but there's no way around it.
Because everything is fucking expensive and San Andreas is easy as fuck to pirate, that is why, I'm envy them tho, I never liked a game that much to return to it years after its time
No, even if america become 80% mutt it would still be better then macacos.
guys that live in favelas love it, plus it's what their pc can run
Enjoy the remaining 24%, Paco :^)
If anything their future will be Mexico.
Even Yea Forums BTFO this nigger.
Maybe because your jewish overlords control your economy? And we do have free healthcare like the rest of the civilized world.
Projecting much?
quem leu isso aqui, eu comi o cu
How fucked up does someone have to be to not see how shitty the game looks with all of that installed?
What type of language is this? In Brazil they have computer on zoos?
Hey guys my penis has been hard for 5 hours and I know that's not supposed to happen but I don't know what to do should I just go to sleep or should I call an ambulance? Thanks.
>Why are people still playing the best GTA game ever
Gee OP I dunno.
Also people still play Minecraft, WOW, Runescape, etc...
This is actually quite cool.
>the ammount of macacos replying to this commie cunt
KEK
Judging by your grammar I'm pretty sure you already know the answer to that question.
Kek, at least my country is WHITE
time for a draining by a female er doc with a 5 inch long needle
>MTA
>best GTA game ever
Wrong. I play GTA:SA but I sure as shit don't play those cholo-ass servers in MTA.
>type brazilian people on google
OH NONONONO
I'm actually playing Devil May Cry 1 right now.
Whatever you say, animefriend.
As a Brazilian I can admit Brazil is bad but not as bad as Yea Forums thinks it is.
Mostly what ruins this country is the people.
Malditos funkeiros favelados estragando um país e cultura que poderia ser bem melhor.
Se você escuta funk você é literalmente um macaco sem cultura, e parte de tudo que há de errado com esse país.
OH NONONO
I don't have one of those all i have is some broccoli and carrots. Oh I do have some ranch dressing too. I'm so afraid.
>M-Muh skin color
Fucking cope, burguer.
Bullshit. Anyone who isn't a teenager or a child can afford one if they have a job and doesn't rely on minimal wage to pay rent and eat, those videos are made by teens who have nothing to do and no money to buy powerful pcs or consoles
LMAO, the best part of you retarded lefties is to see you SEETHING when the president trolled you during the Carnaval.
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE
trash people ruin the whole planet
Is google broken?
>that che guevara
OH NONONONONO
Is no one going to mention Russians? Open SA-MP, there are only brs and russians and russians are twice as big servers.
t. carioca
because of faggots like you
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What a classic
>type brazilian whites
OH NONONNONNOONNO
@453649103
@453648935
@453648664
i expected worse things but looks like you are just cherry picking
They're poor. Just like middle easterners.
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>food and clothing are dirt cheap
Depends on where you live
Russians buy used Xeons from Aliexpress, Brazilians buy Celerons from Casas Bahia
OH NONONO
People here are starting to get Xeons as well. I've got an E5450 in 2015 for myself.
Funky as fuck.
>Thread about Mexico
>Instantly deleted
>Thread about Brazil
>513 replies
they want to be different, special, the one who cracked the system wide open, rebels.
In reality, they're just deluded and following a pack mentality.
cute youngling.
Please leave, you're doing a favor for all of us.
We're a little whiter than this. It's more like that little girl's skin colour (average at least)i3 3rd gen is the bare minimum now, we've evolved.
plus kindle is cheap in casas bahia.
NE is quite cheap tho. Tech pieces are a nightmare to obtain. I remember i had to pay a shit ton of money for a CNC lathe. about 30% of the cost was just for shipping. Insane.
Some people here are still stuck with naruto games and BT3 on PS2 for tournaments in anime 'conventions'
I haven't looked but I bet my left nut there's mods for BT3 with gohan blanco and all that shit
kek, I got this exactly same model as well around 2016, thinking about building a 2690 rig soon
117 but keep reaching for the stars
my fucking sides HOLY KEK
at least the brs have a good sense of humor and love tokusatsu
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>he doesnt know about the bt3 modding scene
meant for
Because they have Pentium 4's and CRT's.
>[x] doing [y] to the sound of [z]
>it's [x] but every time [y] happens you'll hear [z]
why does underages think this is remotely fun after the first time?
This *is* the country that was still building PS2s until only a couple of years ago.
Essa familia é uma delicia
I'm american and still play it.
DESU I didn't play it when it first came out, plus the vanilla game is comfy as fuck when you put a custom soundtrack in and just drive around.
Kuruminha is the only good thing Brazil has ever done. Post more of her.
Yeah, you're average kind of guy i'm talking about.
Thanks for proving my point, unemployed loser.
This is epic.
i should stop browsing Yea Forums its full of fucking monkeys LOL
monkeys love LOL too
Look at me.
We're Yea Forums now.
Here depicted is our current Minister of Justice, wielder of the SHINKEN HAGAKURE
see ya tomorrow gordão kkkkkkkkkk
>sonic '06 soundtrack
fucking based, bolsomito
We're gonna subir on Yea Forums's morro nessa cum
Pretty sure 50% of the creatures making these videos have high-end GPUs
the white gringos will never understand this
One word: Tarnell
Because we elected a retarded trump-wannabe who actually believes in /pol/-tier conspiracies, at least we know we can elected somebody competent like alckmin in 2022
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ultimate brazil kino here
Because it's apparently the ONLY game in portuguese
>Any mention of Brazil
>Immediately everyone starts to talk about politics
WATANUKI WATANUKI
Every gamer in Brazil is a middle-class annoying bitch trying to sell the country for cheaper PCs.
not even here we are free from this shit
>trying to sell the country
Are you baiting? What are you talkin about?
>Are you baiting?
What do you think?
slav here. I have a i7 + 1080ti.
I play AoE and HoMM because mldern games are fucking trash.
Also I own 4 cars and have internet speeds you can't even dream of, so miss me with the poorfag shit
bolsochads won and their are still seething
VIDEO...GAMES....?
OHNONONONONONONONONO
Well no shit. You wanna talk about a political clusterfuck? This country's "democracy" is corrupt to the core, i wouldn't even know where to start to fix it (If it's even possible to do so). We just elected a guy just because he was did a few funnies on tv, and that happened because the last president was impeached for being such a gigantic fuckup. Everyday taxes are shoved up our asses even further everyday and everyone is so desentised to it that no one complains. We are F U C K E D.
I'll never find who does these
>Uncultured sub-humans
Cringe and Bluepilled
I would rather play vice city instead
nice LARP niko.
oh no he retard :(
yadda yadda bla bla boooooooooooooooring
kek this, I wish I had the template or something to increase the size of my collection
The 2hu ones are the cutest
MACACOOOOOOOOOO
huefags?on /utg/? it's more likely than you think
I have a question my macaco friends.
In your opinion, wich south american country has the best women?
QUANDO QUE O DMC5 VAI LIBERAR NESSA MERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BOOM CHA CHA BOOM BOOM CHA
Everytime
Me convença a comprar esse treco.
Compra só se jogou 1, 3 e 4!
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I finally have a reason to post this
porra tu nunca jogou dmc na vida? caralho irmão
What have my BRos been playing recently?
Not pictured, cemu stuff
Asians are top tier so probably groryous nippon , macacos have that yellow fever like no tomorrow
Deluxe edition is 129,99 on Nuuvem
BOLSONARO GUERREIRO
(MITO)
ORGULHO BRASILEIROOOO
Nem precisa, tem um resumão dentro do jogo
21 = GOAT don't @ me
>tfw I haven't bought a game in almost a year now because I'm spending it all on anime figures
Hollow Knight is pretty fun.
São Paulo is a paradise full of Japanese cuties.
The sims 4 pirate
csgo
pubg
and soon DMC5
Not music, but still gold
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Post Lana
Ada facemodel is brazillian
Mas o divertido da serie nem é a historia (exceto 3) mas aprender a lutar de forma insana, e a maneira mais natural é jogando na ordem, 1 serve mais como trivia de como começou, importante mesmo é 3 pra aprender a jogar com o Dante e 4 pra aprender com o Nero e desenvolver o que aprendeu no 3
Jesus, that take me back
I said south american countries.
I don't want go to japan.
>tfw want to move out of Brazil but our women are far superior to any other countries'
>COUP
GET FUCKED COMMIE
Why are you still playing BotW?
S O P A
D O
M A C A C O
UMA
M
A
DELICIA
E
L
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C
I
A
BASED
Justo, como eu sou zoomer minha infância foi basicamente DMC3/4 e RE4, quando eu fui jogar o DMC1 achei meio outdated. Mas não deixa de ser um bom jogo.
>tfw had a kid crush on her
no way fag
>woman are superior
>climate is superior
>food is superior
>places are superior
Only thing wrong with Brasil is politics.
>mestre 3224
saudades ; _ ;
>had
I still do
caralho, só é nego colocar a bandeira do Brasil que brota macaco de tudo que é canto KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
EU AMO VOCES SEUS FILHOS DA PUTA
>homem de shad
Agora é a hora?
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>KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>shadhomem
>This country's "democracy" is corrupt
Brazil needs more Israel to fight corruption!
Lembra do /vint/? O fio do Brasil foi o primeiro a chegar no limite de bump.
Brs tem bom humor, melhor thread do dia.
Americans are kinda stuck up.
>>climate is superior
Not for 80% of the fucking country it isn't.
>>places are superior
Same.
A verdade é que brasileiro ta na porra toda pretendendo ser gringo, esperando a oportunidade de abrasileirar.
YOU'RE NOT READY MACACOS
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are you one of those fags that
>muh cold is superior
i lived in finland for 3 years, and trust me, cold fucking SUCKS
Qual é o chan br do momento? O 55 tá morto.
This thread is important to tell something to the gringos. We are here daily and everywhere. And we are not leaving.
now this was kino, even the official voice actress was complaining
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Anyone remember Digerati? I can still kind of remember the music from their CDs with tons of flash games.
Tropical climate is fucking shit. I don't know how the armed monkeys over at Rio manage.
Diria que 40% da thread de DMC é brasileiro, um outro chad até postou foto
Acredito que 55 é o mais ativo, tristemente...
Gostaria de saber tambem
No momento estou como muitos ai, soltos nos boards, com focus no /pol/,Yea Forums, e Yea Forums.
>Tropical climate is fucking shit
lmao, keep thinking like that senpai, hope you get to live in a cold country to see you much bullshit you are saying
Thanks.
It's Brazil
>mfw xis is dead
What in the name of shit.
Aquele chan tá uma porra, me recuso a ficar lá.
Based, estou na mesma situação
>nunca vai existir outro terra de ninguém
cade todos os brasileiros dessa thread no /luso/ no /int/?
Amig...
Dei um oi, lá.
>/Pol/
Você tem que voltar
/luso/ é um circlejerk infinito de bolsokids falando mal de traps.
Só de ver que nem todos vocês são macacos, me dá uma saudade danada dos bons tempos. Devo me matar em breve, anões, pois já tenho tudo pronto, mas quero que tenham uma boa vida.
Pau no cu dos jovens dinâmicos das redes sociais, btw.
>/int/
Cuck board.
master tecraudio, his powerlevel was so fucking big for a macaco
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Agora eu to la
Errado não estão.
Calma anão, esse ano vai ter guerra mundial e o mundo voltará ao normal, não se mate ainda!
>guerra mundial
>voltar coisas ao normal
Escolha um e apenas um
Petista bom é petista morto, favelado de merda. Toma outro you, esquerdista filho da puta.
The average favela monkey only has a toaster or a ps2, a ps3 if he's not as poor.
Favela niggers love gta. That's why it's still played to this day.
Brazilian music is kino, coming from a portuguese.
Essa geração precisa de uma guerra pra deixar de ser fresca
Keep it english, niggers. You'll get this thread deleted.
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QUAL DESSES É O HORÁRIO BRASILEIRO AMIGOS, RÁPIDO!
Much love irmão portuga
Nenhum, filho da puta sem cultura.
Why don't you be a man and improve the country that you're in? Only pussies are nationalistic only when times are good.
why the fuck do you guys eat monkeys? is beef too expensive or something?
Nationalism for no reason is literally cuckoldry.
Portuguese music is kino, coming from a brazilian. Great soul in Carlos Paredes albums, there's also Carlos Seixas, Zé Afonso, José Mario Branco, etc.
Well, I don't.
Isso sim
Mais "voltar as coisas ao normal" nao e como eu botaria
Do these women exist in macacoland or it is just a meme?
Everything is expensive when you're poor.
[spoilers]Besides, those little shits do nothing but shit all over the place and steal food[/spoiler]
We don't. That's why it became a meme even in our chans.
The 'gringos' don't give a shit. You're the equivalent of a smelly pile of dog shit while out walking, unpleasant but easy to ignore and walk past.
Costhots, all of them. Real natives look fucking nasty.
It's relatively rare in the very far zones in the north of the country, and absolutely non-existent anywhere else. Food is not expensive at all in Brazil, except when you decide to order the shit that comes from other countries to settle here, like Domino's or Pizza Hut. Normal food is absolutely cheap.
m-mas qual horário vai liberar o joguinho no br então
What are you gonna do then? Move to Japan and be nationalistic for something another people accomplished?
We don't
Justo, mas só de dar um freio nessas degenerações, já vai melhorar a situação.
You gave enough of a shit to get triggered and reply.
>unpleasant but easy to ignore and walk past
You say that but you fools keep falling for our bait console wars threads.
Usa um convertor o seu fudido
Brasilia e UTC(+3)
They do, i fucked some beautiful kuruminhas when i worked at FUNAI
MY PENISSSSSSSSSSS
2 AM
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Nah we just like varying our diets, our main dish is ass.
The graph changes every year but brazil's always on the top 5 biggest meat producers and exporters
Mas qual o mais similar com o Brasil, PST ou EST, amigo? Não precisa me xingar, poxa...
natives resemble neanderthals more than anything
You just defined nationalism. And yes, though Japan would be a poor choice in the long run.
No futuro, põe o horário no Google que ele tranforma no seu horário local.
>doxing yourself
EST tem uma differença de duas horas pra frente
Desculpa ai
Quem quiser comer pinhão pode chegar junto.
Tem problema não, muito obrigado.
Ty
The only problem with a hot climate like we get is that people are idiots who feel the need to wear european clothing like suits, social shirt and shoes at work.
If i was president i would mandate the use of fucking togas and sandals for everyone during the summer.
Nigger, our economy is shit, our politicians are a joke, our democracy is rotten and the judiciary system is ridiculously rigged towards white collar criminals getting away with it.
>b-but dont talk shit about muh country
The country has done shit for you and so did the government.
poor fucks with shitty PCs.
>If i was president i would mandate the use of fucking togas and sandals for everyone during the summer.
That didnt work last time
>be nationalistic
>ever
be proud of the things you do, don't cum with someone else's dick
História tempo?
>people are idiots who feel the need to wear european clothing like suits, social shirt and shoes at work
Nobody "feel the need", people just have to and they accept it. Also, most workplaces nowadays have air conditioning.
>2019
>not being ancap
YIKES
Bragantino!
>not being proud of your neighbours work, inspiring others to do better
That is how your highly esteemed solidarity crumbles ya homo lover.
Don't lose the hopes my brazilian friends
You can be the powerhouse of this region.
Tem muito detalhe não, trabalhei na FUNAI durante 6 meses como estagiário e transei com 3 indiazinhas no total, uma era branquinha e suspeito que filha bastarda de algum diretor.
that a girl(male)?
That's a man
Is that a girl(male) or a male(girl) ?
It's a brazilian girl (male)
>2019
>being nationalist
>being neocon
>being leftist
>being fascist
YIKES
a majority of the lower and even middle class of brazilians have a parasitic brain infection that often leads to erratic, irrational decisionmaking and inhibited comprehension. there is less and less logic to what they do every day. and no, that is not an exaggeration, it’s a fact.
You’ve never heard of Nelson Mandela or Lula...
It's a tranny
>People will remember Lula just like they remember Mandella.
A worthless nigger?
Seriously are you fucking kidding let the country grapple for a few years with its legitimately oppressive society
>but much racism isn’t real
Brother in SA it was, the country has a lot of healing to do
Are there any nudes?
>minhas
>zinhas
Você pagou os pais com pacote de arroz, espelhos ou algo assim?
>muh healing
SA was better when apartheid was on, nigger
Waiting for DMCV, my monkey pal.
Lmao go home /pol/ you worthless incel cucks
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
This. And this study is from 2012/vastly understates how bad it actually is in the adult population. Brazil is essentially run by this worm.
Yeah there is you degenerate, Felipe/Sayuri Mattar is his name
paguei em vodka