VALVE JUST LOST 500% IN THE MARKET, IT'S OVER, DATASERVERS ARE ON FIRE, PEOPLE ARE GETTING SHOT AT VALVE HQ, FUCCCCCK

Holy fuck, there's people who live in Alaska?!

>tfw am hacking steams networks and md5's and no one knows
lmao

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>weekly maintenance
>people scream doom every time

HOLY SHIT
TANKS JUST FLEW BY MY HOUSE

But.... I have a connection. What's going on?

>steam servers buckled under the concentrated motivation.
damn.

DEPLOY THE TACTICAL CIA NIGGERS

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OH SHIT, THERE'S CURRENTLY A HORNY RUSSIAN GIRL SOLDIER RUBBING MY CROTCH, RUN

FUCK
THE CHINESE ARE AIRDROPPING AND RAPING MY DOGS
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE THANKS AMERICA

weh

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FROGS ARE RAINING FROM THE SKY AND THEY ARE GAY!!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RAPE DAY GETS CANCELLED

>tfw almost done with Into the Nest on Legend with all books and grims
>faggoraki half way down
>the steam crashes

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How do you lose five times more than everything? Is OP a retard or am I missing something?

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still works in germany

you downloaded 65gb of trash just to play that shitty game for less than 3 days
god you're pathetic

Yeah, I Do.

he's memeing

report the OP
its annoying

Half life 3 leak when???

>finally have a good group on Legend after wading through players who somehow suck more than the bots
>Steam dies right after we finish war camp
>got the reward at least

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wtf tanks just flew over steam HQ
big if true

Luck you, The fucking Skarrik Assmangld was almost dead and game crashed.

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it's back

B-BUT DIGITAL IS THE FUTURE GAIS

THEY'RE FORTNITE DANCING! THEY'RE FUCKING FORTNITE DANCING!

I'm black

nigger

You fucking african.

Wesley Snipes black or Will Smith black?

shit thread

but Yea Forums has been shit and boring all day so everything’s in order

OH FUCK SOMEONE HELP ME
CARL JUST GOT DRAGGED OUT, DABBED ON AND SHOT POINT BLANK
THEy@RE OUTSIDE MY OFFICE
PLEASE SEND HE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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me too

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Maintenance is Tuesday

Not anymore

future problems, fellow pastfag

works on my machine :)

quick rundown

Cringe.

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Imagine thinking there's any other possibility when the only people who post are the same 1,000 assholes who can't talk about anything else but a single topic on this board when new and interesting information only comes once a week at best for that same topic.

What did you think would happen retard?

I'm fucking raging. I just bought fucking ATOM: RPG and I can't even PLAY THE FUCKING GAME BECAUSE PIECE OF SHIT STEAM DECIDES TO TAKE A SHIT. Fuck 'em. If the servers are not back online within 20 minutes, I am fucking done with Steam; refunding all the games I bought recently and moving to GOG or Epic. Fuck this.

Valve= Nerv = Christians
Epic = ONU = Jews

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This is why we need steam to switch to DRM free games

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Fuck Epic.
I'll never give into 1989 Tiananmen Squaremassacre

GoG is wishful thinking.

Valve is our last stronghold.
Do not fall for the trolls.

your mom is tonguing my balls atm

Anyone have that Tortanic forum post of a dude who bought a Best Buy or something computer and the game wouldn't run?

NOOOOOOOOO WE AL GOING TO DIEEEEE AHHHHHHHH

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I'm going to sleep, if I wake up and steam will be down so I can't play DMC5 I will choke a bitch

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They're in HQ guys, they got in and made us surrender at gunpoint, some of the higher ups were shot on sight, they dragged gaben out of his office and force fed him salad in front of all of his employees, please someone save our souls.