I'M ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ABOUT IT

never played a dmc game before, but liked what I saw in trailers and gameplay videos.

how hard will the lack of knowledge about the story fuck me?
or is it secondary to action and comedy?

Someone so desperate he has to steal 60 bucks to invest is someone who is so shit in investing he lost money and will never do anything with it.
You genuinely thought you'd look cool, Timmy, but investment isn't about buying 5 lollipop boxes and getting a margin on it.
Wait for school to finish first.

THIS DEMON INSIDE HAS A HOLD OF ME
CLUTCHING ITS POWER TRYING TO BREAK FREE

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NO STOP

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Can someone explain to me why I should play this game? I've never touched a Devil May Cry game despite having known it's been beloved for many years. I like other hack n slash stuff, if that helps. I want to buy this game, but I don't want to be baited by an astro-turfing campaign.

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How much I wprry about the scores.
Getting contant Bs and Cs is killing me inside.

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ALL OF THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HEAD

BLINDING MY VISION IN A CURTAIN OF RED

FRU
STRA
TION
IS GETTING BIGGER

BANG BANG BANG

PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

based

I CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL
ALL THIS VENGEANCE INSIDE ME

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Holy, I know what I'm doing for the next 30 minutes.

it's just the previous games recap and intro mission stuff that's mostly from the trailers
it's pretty safe to watch

This will never not make me mad.
Why the fuck are you flipping both of them? Just flip each of them individually so it actually looks like they're dancing not rapidly transforming into each other.

youtube.com/watch?v=FhmLzkkcL58

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I'M SO FUCKING HYPED

LET'S GO

Today I shall remind them
youtube.com/watch?v=VTx0709z2Ao

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>tfw I'm on mission 11

T-there's more than 20 missions, right bros?

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>how hard will the lack of knowledge about the story fuck me?
Hard, but I think I heard there was a section in the menu that gives you a synopsis of the previous games.

I heard that Crew Cut narrates history of DMC. Where can I watch it?

first dmc game Im gonna play
good entry point?

Well, if you count the prologue, there're 21 missions. So yes.

>9 hours left until it's unblocked
I COULD DIE BY THAT TIME
FUCK!

as a side note, anyone with a 1050ti tried it yet? I'm worrying a little bit

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no, start with dmc2 first

Phew I think he stopped.

He doesn't he has like 3 lines of dialogue on mission 3 I believe.

Fuck, better slow down and replay some previous missions then.

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Play 3. If you like it then try the rest.

>not playing all the multiple choice missions as all available characters before moving on

Do you think Dante and Vergil fight over the last piece of pizza, only for Nero to take it away?

I upgraded from the 1050 when I saw the minimum requirements. Good luck, user.

>nico went as far as to print dante's first initial in his hat
CUTE

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>play the best one first so everything after that feels worse

Kys

you'll be wondering who is everyone if you start at V
there's is a very small recap of the previous games, but it's almost nothing
3, 4 and V are made for styling with combos
1 is a weird midpoint between 3 and resident evil but fun
we don't talk about 2
proper order should be 1>3>4>V

if you need gameplay just hang around the thread for people to post their tryhard videos

youtu.be/okp5uRukoU8

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Spoilers So far only mission 7 allowed me play as either Nero or V. I played it with both of them, of course I just hope that In NG+ you will be able to choose whatever character you want.

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>microtransaction
>preorder bonus
oof

>not suporting the most based man in video games

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what about DMC

i'd say play the others but if you just wanna play the game on release just watch something like this to get the jist of what's going on:

youtube.com/watch?v=TwKIHxYsUCM&t=1s

hell no
start with 1

that's non-canon

Shit, if you think investing $120 will make any damn difference in the long run, then you're probaly a desperate af poorfag, so yeah keep the money

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Its shit, watch the cutscenes for a laugh
FORNICATE THOU

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・Mar. 7th 9:00pm PST
・Mar. 8th 0:00am (midnight) EST
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・Mar. 8th 2:00pm JST
・Mar. 8th 4:00pm Australia (UTC +11)
>tfw yuropoor one hour after London
Aw yeah, not long now

Is this Nero and Dante in 40 years?

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DmC?
it's a failed *reboot* for a reason
it was designed to appeal to a new audience, but went against what the fans from the previous games wanted so it needed a rerelease to patch the trashfire and even then it's just mediocre compared to the other games
play it if you want, but it's not necessary

user...

>last half of last sentene
user, I...

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CAVALIERE ANGELO'S THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=kG8RcAA8Fyo

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>get out of work just before DMC 5 is unlocked

I'll see you guys in hell tomorrow.

POST YOUR THEME SONG WHEN ONLY 7 MORE HOURS LEFT
youtube.com/watch?v=2LLIOEYWOdo

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Doing this a bit early because of Lent but I just got back from my favorite pizza joint

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He (or at least his voice actor) only narrates it in one of the story recap videos capcom did, a new one. I can't find it on yt though, maybe it was uploaded on twitter

DMC 9 leaked cutscene

>America gets it later

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LET ME SEE YOUR PICS DONE IN PHOTOMODE, ANONS

few more hours lads

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Steam just died. Nice.

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Just pirating the Special Edition. Like I pirated the Standard one for 9 years ago, but I bought the SE.

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>30GB

What the fuck
What the fuck is so fucking big. Uncompressed audio?
I swear to God, they are only doing it to piss off pirates and the good goys with bad internet have to suffer.

>tfw amdrewards code still has not arrived
Why did I even buy that shitty videocard

>30gb
>big
>for as good as the game looks and how much content it has
fuck off retard

So does anyone know what the 3 million orb taunts are?

Do we know anything about the ex taunts?

>good goys with bad internet have to suffer

That's why pre load exists

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This is sipcore if I ever heard it

30GB is small by today's standards of 50-100+ GBs
Capcom does some compressing

steamcommunity.com/app/601150/#scrollTop=0

the dance

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Ya know, I'm conflicted about pre-loading. On one hand, it's great for people with slow connections, but if you pre-load, you have to unpack the game files when it releases, which to me, takes longer than simply downloading it. Least in my experience.

>tfw getting more and more tempted to play a bit immediately when it releases instead of getting a good night's sleep to get properly crazy about it
I FEEL THE DEVIL IN ME

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>30GB
>big

have you not played a PC game in the past 8 years?
30 is below-average now, if anything

>30GB
>big
That's a surprisingly small size for a game like this, dumbass. Go install Doom or RDR2

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twitter.com/enemy_stand/status/1102802943797944320

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I cant wait to see Dante wearing his sombrero on DT mode. I Hope SDT has it on.

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So will the controller prompts on PC be PS or XBOX buttons? I'll just assume XBOX but it would be nice if they made the bother to let you switch.

>tfw AMD still hasn't send me the key for DMC5 after buying that pile of shit of RX 570 which I already sold because it was a turd

God damn pajeets! I want my fucking key

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It's not that much man, Automata is like 50GB and it's very poorly optimized

>unpacking takes longer than downloading 30gb
???

Why are you posting an edited pic of him?

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BROTHER!

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Yeah, donno why. But whenever I pre-load a game, it has to verify and and make space for the game or some shit. If I download a game AFTER it's released officially, that does not happen. Some Steam bullshit? I just don't know.

Same bro. If it's anything like RE2 I probably won't get it until tomorrow afternoon. My ps4 copy will probably arrive before it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=nc-cYHXPf6c

I was expecting like 70gb or something for how good the game looks.

Is SDT even playable after you start a new game?

By Sparda, Matt is one SMOKIN' SEXY CHAD

How optimized is the PC port?

Looks good user. Wish I could drink monster but the caffeine gives me panic attacks. What's it taste like?

This is my pizza

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>port
user, they made their own build alongside the console builds. It's going to be amazing.

Capcom don't make PC ports, they make the game ON PC and ports it to console

Do you think the way Nero pulled his devil trigger was alright for him?

Matt is kind of weird in the fact in some videos of him he looks like a hobo and in others he looks like a borderline chad

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Wasn't MHW a console port?

WOW I completely forgot it was coming out to PC too. I really not giving enough shit about this game.
Gonna pirate so hopefully no Denuvo.

I invested it in a new monitor

All these _____ running through my head

anyone waiting on AMD rewards?

matt literally has only 2 facial expressions

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Mmmh I dunno, but I read somewhere that you can have Rebellion, The new Dante Sword and Sparda Sword to choose in Divinity Statues or Start Mission menu.

>after you start a new game
yes? you can use it in-game after he gets it so he should be able to use it NG+. In the final boss fight you can't use devil breakers as Nero. One other leaker played it and he could, menaing you can probably use them on NG+ since he was probably replaying the mission

vocaroo.com/i/s0n2gxH002vG

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Might be just sweat.

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SDT only has access to DSD and a number of special upgrades and moves.

Here. Dunno why the cunts won't release the fucking keys already. It's not like we could break the street date.

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I JUST WANT 60 FPS.

>this fucking theme
Absolute fucking groove

How come youre able to use gebera in the epilogue scene then?

youtu.be/7pXyVMxrouA

S O U L

OK who the fuck is composing the OST Yea Forums? The soundtrack is fucking baller.

It's like 30 percent juice actually. It's a fruit blend but there's a strong guava flavor and it mostly covers up the energy drink taste. If it wasn't an energy drink I'd drink it more often

I watched all Cuscenes
Lost interest now fuck

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I heard two things. Either Nico remakes the Breakers into gauntlets, or Nero's new arm are made from demonic energy and can be dissolved.

it's over. DMC5 has been proven trash.
youtu.be/zc7W2t8nfT0

It's both

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Maybe you shouldn't have done that retard

Why the fuck does it have to unlock at 2 am here in spiclands god

What a tryhard

[spoiler>tfw the Cerberus design, dialogue and fight are all underwhelming

Where can I order that cap? Preferrably in EU?

Cerberus was already a shitty boss so that's no surprise

I fucking love how happy and exited he looks. I wish I could be happy like that all the time

I haven't seen the fight in full so I can't say about the last 2 points. But I agree on the first one.

Cerberus was THE casual filter for DMC. It was also the first boss of the ame, not a fucking late game fight.

Maybe you should just play it for the gameplay then?

FUCK AMD
FUCK 580
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If it's a gauntlet now does that mean on replays that when you bust one up Nero's real arm appears on his model again ?

I wonder what's next for Nero, he doesn't really have the guts to mating press his girlfriend because she's pure and he thinks she's too good for him so that means Kyrie is gonna have to take him by force.

I'm gonna find it funny if Dante and Vergil come back from hell just for a bathroom break, food break and maybe an outfit change before going back there again

Did people really found fido that hard?

I know you all are listening to the new OST, but this is just too good while playing.

youtube.com/watch?v=diuexInkshA

Go to numskull

I want to play DND with this big nerd. Also GIVE ME DD2!

Yes, are you serious? Its a common thing to see people calling Cerberus a casual filter even on Yea Forums.

WTF BROS STEAM IS DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If you havent played DMC1, dont know how the mechanics work, dont know how to jump, and played the original NA DMC3 that started on hard instead of normal, i am sure it was quite a ball crusher for many many people

SOMEONE MAKE TIME GO FASTER
AAAAAAAAAAA

>nigger voice

At least you don't have to wake up early and walk for 2 hours to pick up the game, I hope I can survive the trip.

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i pirate 90% of the vidya i play and i'm still buying the deluxe edition tomorrow.

I have a playlist of shit while i play.

>Urizen fight is him just kicking at you
Why is this so fucking funny

I would pirate it but it's capcom and somehow it makes me feel better if I give them money because it might make them create dragon's dogma 2

I think its a throw back at the Giant Nelo Angelo 3, who would kick-punch the shit of you in a few combos

Good thing this game is likely as moddable as RE2 is. I'm hoping someone puts in some Devilman Crybaby music in it.

>PS4 says 1 hour and 12 minutes
>launch times by Capcom in that post says it should be in 2 hours and 12 minutes
What do I believe

My condolences, you're likely never to get that key.

>sony said it would have 4k 60fps
>it doesn't have 4k 60fps
Once a liar always a liar.

Go to sleep and and wake up early to play

>hadnt thought about minimum system requirements till now
>i5 6500
>gtx 960
I mean the last new game I played was W3 and it ran fine

youtube.com/watch?v=yymtTsXk7Ws
A game for the boomers

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That is why I hang out in these threads but never watch any of the videos posted. Spoiling the facts of the story is one thing, seeing it play out is another.

Usually alcohol is used to enact the time travel powers of humans.

warcraft 3?

mmm fruit

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Wait, why can people play it already? I can only preload it.

I'm making profits betting my 60 bucks on UCL matches.

witcher 3
And actually that was a lie MHW is the newest game Ive played
Witcher 3 was the last game before DMC5 I bought on launch at full price

fuck what pizza is that

consolefriends ordering physical online and getting the disk early
physical copies aren't time gated

Reviews' copies. Also those street-date-breaking shops.

tree kun is cute

>give me your forehead
>"no way you got your own"
>well I want yours too

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Reusing the final boss fight is pretty fucking lame and probably the only real negative I have about the game.

>trying to sleep
>pull my devil trigger in your head for 8 hours
literally like being a kid on Christmas eve

>nero materializes his arm inside kyrie's snatch

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>aaaaah
>*trips over*
>PLOMB
>noooo
>*breathes in*
>I cant lose nooooo
>abbbalrlrlrlrlllbb
>poooowwwwrrrr
>buuurp
>I need ... more
>*wheeze*
>pooooowwwwrrrr
>*shits himself*

>tfw poorfag
at least it will give me a chance to catch up and play 3 for the first time tonight with some beer and pizza, i hope the gameplay is as fun as yall make it out to be

What's the window for exceed on normal attacks and taunts?

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Nico is fucking HOT

yes I'm supporting shinji mikami and tango gameworks

vocaroo.com/i/s12jNVYihZUM

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Urizen felt really pathetic in this scene.

I'd still prefer to play God Hand over Devil May Cry. It has autism for fighting good, but not the combo autism of trying to memorize frame data and inputs for a fucking single player game. Sorry.

NO VPNS WORK

NO WORK AROUNDS TO PLAY EARLY

THE NEXT 7 HOURS WILL BE HELL

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I'm going to fucking miss the Vergil-stand Nero had.

I thought at first Nero had Vergil soul helping him

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>doesn't use cavalier to cut up a ham
Disappointed

>tfw only two hours left because yuro

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Now that we have the two autismo brothers we can get the moondust fight for the next game
>say hi to my son for me

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going to the mom & pop store to see if they'll slip me an early copy, wish me luck bros

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>Mundus is also confirmed by Trish and V to have become a king after eating the fruit
>without any outside help, Sparda still btfo him

DMC4SE before Nigger is born
>soon, you too shall come to know the power of a Sparda
>Shade of Neros stand DT is his shadow
DMC5
>I HAD A KID?!?!?

youtu.be/XzocKXYKQV0
WE'RE COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!

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Guess that was intended.
Also we need an Apu edit of this fucker

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And you still can't Max Act either

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is there consensus on gold vs yellow fpr dmc3? i feel compelled to pick yellow because thats the classic system and also gold seems like it would make the game significantly easier by a wide margin but i have no idea how the game is balanced

i'll buy it in a few months when it goes on sale, honestly i never even played the other ones

so what devil bringer moves does nero have? all of them from 4?

They're rare enough, go for gold
You'll be doing no item runs anyway when you git gud

Am I mistaken or does this release in Europe within the next hour?

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THOUGH I ENCOURAGE

is it 45mins or 1hr 45m bros?

Tomorrow's the last day before spring break and DMC5 will be there to kick it off. I am so antsy right now

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Friendly reminder frens, when you make new threads put dmc in the title so people can ctrl+f them easily and we don't end up with 4 different threads.

Anons, I had a change of character, I ran through this board on the risk of getting spoilers, but this is my gift to all of you. May all of you make to it.

This party is getting cuhrayzee, lets rock.

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i can max act no problem
my problem is Dante's Belial because i refuse to touch the floor and try to parry the fire pillars

>gotta stay up until midnight to get the game installed, sleep, then do work tomorrow
I swear to god if my bus is late on the way home or it explodes while I'm on it

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>spring break already
What the fuck

go away vergil

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DMC4SE he was talking about himself
This was during his years searching for stuff about his father and temen ni gru and whatnot

>tfw Itsuno provided 95% of the groundwork for Lady and Trish naked mods

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Urizen is vergil's heartless and V is vergil's nobody. Why did Itsuno ripoff Kingdom hearts?

Why didn't you preload wagie? Also why not go to bed a few hours earlier with the help of knockout pills and then wake up BEFORE work to get a few missions in if its gonna take a couple hours?

I didnt even know the difference for the longest time because I have always refused to use items and always restarted instead of using an orb

>it's midnight
>still 2 hours to go for yurop launch
If I can't fall asleep before launch I'll pull an all nighter, but I'll still try and rest a bit

Good night, Yea Forums
Don't give yourself a heart attack before launch, we made it this far

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How much does Nero know about V in the start of the game?

so how long till it gets cracka

it begins

Is Nero from DMC 5 the Dante from DMC 2013 ?
I am confused :/
Dante for me is long white haired
Were Virgil and Dante from DMA 2013 a different story line than the original DMA series ?

When was sweet surrender listed as a thing?

Are you enjoying the game, lads?

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Already got it downloaded, and I can't go to bed early, gotta keep an eye and an ear out for my gramps because he's been all over the place lately, can't pick him up from the floor when he falls if I'm asleep.
Don't get old and get Parkinsons Yea Forums, ain't worth it

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>it's still a dumbass shouting like a retard
yike

nothing from what I understand
V sneaks into his room while hes asleep to go
"hey psst I got a job I need you for, Dantes already there its the guy who stole your arm"

Are you legitimately retarded?

>no background music
almost 10/10

Nero's retarded, so nothing at all.

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Nah, it sucks.

>deleted his post so he could rub it in our faces
no bully

Nero is from DMC4
2013 game is a reboot and non-canon

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Not a damn thing.
In his defense: Dante was way bigger retard than him. At least Nero knew something was off with him. Dante saw V decay and never thought anything was funny about that. Not to mention that Dante allowed V to deal with Urizen.

>all these cocksuckers defending shit developers that don't bother to compress anything just because consoleshits come packaged with a 500gb hard drive
fucking cringe

yeah that's what i thought, so DMA 2013 has nothing to do with the rest of the series ?

Why is pre loading a thing, whenever i preload a game, i still need to download the 20/30 gigs on release anyway

What does the massage one do in game?

preload has to decrypt itself

>games naturally get bigger as technology improves
>hard drives also get bigger

What is Nico implying here?

No.
Restores health

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could be two days or a week, but no more than that.
They got RE in two

Should I pre-load or wait until it releases to download? My download speed is 10.5MB per second.

Dante had no idea it was vergil?

Maybe because, I don't know, V told Dante that his dumbass brother is Urizen and Dante's sole focus is dealing with his idiot brother to give a shit about those around him?
Not defending Dante's retardation. He has always been an idiot, but hard to blame him for not giving a shit for V or what V is saying when Urizen("Your reason") is only thing on his mind.

Nero's power can possess stuif if i understood right

and if i were to guess it he may go full >pic once he unlocks his majin mode

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Press F for all the DMC fans who died before DMC5
Pic related.

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Shit, how fucking new are you? DmC (2013) was a massive controversy with the developers and the press actively shitting on the fanbase. DMC5 is the result of years of complaining and Capcom finally realizing they fucked up.

pc or console

He only figured it out when V was about to merge with Urizen. When it was too late.
Dante didn't even suspected V as Vergil. Which is funny. Considering V carried Vergil's poem-collections book that Vergil had since he was a kid, yet Dante didn't even registered it.

apparently, he just thought something was off with V's pets

Doesn't Dante literally say
>I only know one dude who can defeat my harem
>Jackpot
when he first meets him?

youtube.com/watch?v=P4kqHMKIW2s

The menu theme is so comfy. Makes me just want to lounge around all day in a garage with pals.

Requesting an updated version of this but with Dante dancing with the Faust hat

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Ok, I've heard about him playing CS 1.6 and watching anime or some shit, did he actually play DMC too?

pee cee

>Dante didn't even suspected V as Vergil. Which is funny. Considering V carried Vergil's poem-collections book that Vergil had since he was a kid, yet Dante didn't even registered it.
This is something I personally found strange as well.
I honestly thought he would remark something about it, but nothing.

His PC had ALL DMC games

I think it's 30 fps on console

So why haven't the supposedly SJW gaming media jumped on Ninja Theory for being unironically homophobic yet?

literally lereddit in one picture

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>V isn't something cool like Mundus reborn
Why? That would have been awesome

He had the DMC anime IIRC
Also had ff7 and DBZ I think

it's 60 (most of the time)

youtube.com/watch?v=STGlJscl1HA

guess il go pc then

Between Dante and Vergil, which one was the bigger retard this game?

Don't be jealous just because Dante has IQ 200.

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>totally forgot about the time when CIA discovered Osama was a neet who spent his days playing herotic games and watching animes

What does table hopper look like in this game?

>Nero finally unlocks his DT
>learns that he can walk through both spiritual, demon and Mortal realms with his powers at will
>learns that he can possess demons and people
>learns that he can turn his arm into the Soul Reaver Devil Arm

Both since its their midlife crisis

would preloading DMC5 on my SSD make it unpack faster?

people expect mods for PC, it's cheaper for me too

*blocks ur path*

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The anime

>Mar. 8th UTC (+0), London 5:00am
What the fuck do they mean by this, i'm in the middle of south america why do i even care about london.

I'M JUST GONNA GO TO SLEEP NOW SO I DON'T CHANGE MY MIND FIVE TIMES MORE AND END UP PLAYING ALL NIGHT AND BECOMING AN UNGA AND RUINING MY COMBOS

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EX TAUNTS WHEN

Post YFW this can happen

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What did she mean by this?

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no he just had the anime
which isn't a good entry point for the series, let's be honest.

I need some context here. What's heartless and what's nobody?

I like how Dante and Vergil were described as inseparable as children before Eva's death, yet Dante didn't recognize his bro's book or find V's poetry loving ass familiar.

maybe but not that much faster if you have fast internet its better to just download it when it releases

here's your captain marvel

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I CAN'T WAIT FOR DENUVO TO BE CRACKED, BUT I'M ALSO DIRT SHIT POOR FUKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUKFUUUUUCK

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anime bad guy
anime good guy

SUBMIT

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Update: They never ordered it in the first place, fuck me now I have to head out of town for it

So does the preload unlock at midnight PST or whatever? I'm planning to get extremely wasted and eat a couple homemade pizzas for the game but I don't want to start too early.

If you're on Yea Forums you should have played them all already.

He probably hid it from Dante because he would end up bullying him for being such a nerd.

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COUNT?
these are real dubs

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Search for EST time on google
When that clock reaches midnight, the pc version is released in america

are the red orbs shared across characters like the proud souls were in dmc4?

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9PM PST

so whats all the DLC from the deluxe edition, i haven't bothered reading anything, is it just cosmetic shit?

now you're motivated

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yes all chars share the same red orb pool

what other hack n slash games did you play and home come DMC isn't one of them?

there aren't even many hns games to begin with, let alone good ones

Does he say that?

>Considering V carried Vergil's poem-collections book that Vergil had since he was a kid, yet Dante didn't even registered it.

Yes. This was strange as fuck to me!
Novel clearly stated that book was most important thing for Vergil that he kept around with him. It's like Dante never even knew his fucking brother. Which is bs, because they were meant to be "like one" when they were younger. So wtf is this?
At least trailer made it seem as if Dante suspected something, but in game, with full cut-scenes in open, Dante unironically didn't suspect a shit prior Urizen/V fiasco.

heartless is actually nothing but a hear thats been consumed by darkness and turns into a shadow monster
Nobody is the body that got left behind by a person turning into a heartless
Exceptionally strong willed people get to retain their original body instead of turning into a nothingness monster

orbs used on one character don't get renewed on others so you gotta spend wisely

At least they might have the deluxe edition if I make the trip out

All I want is a fucking demo.

Dante is a terrible brother.

Play the DE. The story is still bad but they made it into a pretty decent game.

Bros I haven't finished DMC4, I'm around mission 6 and I need to sleep. Do I jump into 5 tomorrow or do I do this properly? The thing is, if I start 5 I don't know if I'm going to grab 4 again.

Dante never read a book in his life

I played 4 like 10 years ago almost exactly on my ps3, I think you'll be fine.

Ive seen all the trailers and Ive never understood this meme

no need to re-use old Vergilì's models, there are enough Vergils in the game already:

>Vergil
>V
>Urizien
>Griffon
>Shadow
>Nightmare

Bonus points for being referenced in the game and in the novel:
>Gilver
>Nelo Angelo

Devil May Cry 5: Crisis of Infinite Vergils

why are you even playing dmc for stories

I am going to throw Faust at every single boss

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ahh that makes sense, thanks. probably going to spend my 100,000 orbs first on exceed max act and air hike since nero has the most missions

Finish 4, the ending is cute, at least if you don't hate Nero and Kyrie.

>Vergil assuming Dante knows how to count when he couldn't tell V was him despite carrying Vergil's favorite book as a child around
Vergil is even bigger brainlet than Dante for assuming this.

>Just spent a load of money organising a trip with some m8s
>Want to buy this but also don't want to completely overspend this month
AAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING DO IT

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>It's like Dante never even knew his fucking brother

More than likely bullied him as the nerd Vergil is, and went around playing doctor with the neighborhood girls while Vergil read books on the swing set by himself.

>t. Vergil

>spoiled myself on almost everything because i won't be able to play it for a while
>even more hyped

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You had to have been around the threads to see how the meme evolved into what it is.

>everyone and everything is Vergil: the game

honestly retarded

ETA ON STEAM UNLOCK? I'M GOING CRAZY WATCHING THE CLOCK

Gilver ain't him though. Just creation created by Mundus to fuck with Dante mentally.

the ex color looks better than the navy

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Subsist on ramen, bread, ketchup and eggs. It's doable.

I'm not doing it for the story, it satisfies my autism to have played everything. I powered through 2 for that reason.

Devil May Cry V(ergil)

What are the chances of V being Vergil in disguise?

IT DEPENDS WHERE YOU LIVE FAGGOT
I DONT GET IT FOR ANOTHER 6+ HOURS
NIPS AND KIWIS GET IT IN 2

the fuck why wasn't this his actual color?

Based on streams the gameplay seems good

Shame they made the girls all ugly dykes tho

t.mad vfujo

Like 2 hours for Europe, 6 for Americas.

How did they fuck up his hair
All you have to do in RL to imitate it is put some gel and slick back your hair

Playing 4 as the girls. Is Lady's charged shotgun supposed to be completely overpowered?

Who /startingonDMDfirst/ here

>Uses three layers of clothing
What a nerd

How

Literally everyone is Vergil mod when

That's wrong. He had suspicions that V was Vergil.

0 percent

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IT BEGINS

>63k viewers for DMC5 on twitch
>not even released yet
Wew lad

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm Africa so I think I fall in Europes schedule

Not you because that doesnt unlock till you beat hard which doesnt unlock till you beat normal

Annoying because there's a cover on YT by literally whos that i find far more enjoyable and catchy

youtube.com/watch?v=jsaeNKrL8nE&list=RDjsaeNKrL8nE&start_radio=1

This is it, boys. Tomorrow, we will be living in a post-DMC5 world.

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Stop bullying Dante's IQ. It's not his fault he had a hard life and never learned how to count.

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I miss fatto catto

>e-celeb niggers get it early
Fuck this gay fucking world.

It says it releases at 00:00 for me in EU on ps4 even though Capcom launch time on steam says 01:00

Shit, what country? Are you some sort of white expat or part of the elite? Or MAGHREB + Egypt perhaps?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

youtu.be/nd6qA9XZKdo

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ill be living there in a little bit more than a hour from now user

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i invested in bitcoin

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Well he at least remembers fugging Nero's mom from dialogue he had with Dante before their fight, but I guess she's confirmed to have been a pump and dump since he wasn't around long enough to know she got pregnant.
was he really even surprised at the fact he had a kid? I thought he was just surprised that Nero in particular was his son, maybe. I'll have to watch that scene again

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6 hours & about 13 minutes left before game releases on my end
unless Steam fucks up
it's been quite a ride

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Now that we're getting more shots of Vergil he's starting to look fucking great.
V all over again.

Guy is a tard who posted this old version. This is the one youtube.com/watch?v=XzocKXYKQV0

No thank you.

I don't even recall him showing being tid-bit suspicious of V being his brother before Urizen/V thing already started happening. If he was, do you honestly think he would allow V to deal with Urizen if he even suspected V being Vergil as well?
Dante only knew Urizen was Vergil, but he never questioned or cared about V himself.

who's streaming?

that reminds me nero's VA is going to be on a stream tomorrow as well with someone playing 5

>the devil hunter gang shares resources
CUTE

Goddamn that is some fucking garbage
Especially compared to DMC3 Cerberus
youtube.com/watch?v=QE1ScwL4Jmo

>who's streaming?

everyone?

What the fuck is this trash? Why is this fight theme not a remix of Suffer? Fuck you Itsuno fuck off with the wubstep

You weren't memeing about Nero's buldge, huh

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Whose got webms of the dante vergil fight from previous threads

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING AND NOTHINGS GOT YOU
I CAN SEE YOUR FEAR IT SURROUNDS YOU

South Africa. You know? The one with tons of white people because it was set as a stop on a major trade route

MODS WILL FIX IT

can't wait for the DLC with new Vergils on it. Itsuno really packed up some heat during those years of harassment from the Vergilfags

>"There, have it! Get him everywhere you fucking nerds!"

He looks awful when he's in nicos van.

Can you buy the 100k red orbs once? Or as much as you want?

ONE STEP
ONE BREATH
YOURE UNDER
MY KNIFE
KILLING SLOW IS THE WAY I CONQUER
TILL YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF SUFFER

Itsuno is the biggest Vergilfag.

Dante is the best brother.

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He doesn't outright say it, just like with anything he's suspicious of. You have to watch how he looks at things and how he reacts, not if the writer decides to be shit and directly express what his character is thinking. There are so many hints dropped in the cutscenes with the facial expressions that it should have clued you in, retard.

Yes. It absolutely melts bosses.

what? thats one of the better looking shots of him

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Jesus Christ, no wonder he wants someone to pull his Devil Trigger

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does it jiggle though?

Get out before they kill you, user

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you mean lady mod when

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He found V suspicious, but not "Oh. This must be my brother" type of suspicious, retard. Or, are you saying he literally allowed his half-dead brother to meet with his tree-self if he even suspected such a thing beforehand?

Him not recognizing the book is fine, he says himself that the only real memories he has of their childhood was just them fighting

He has to, being compliant is his biggest virtue

yeah you can really tell he cares about Nero so the revelation of him being his son really hit him in the feels. when nero says that it has everything to do with him you can hear the sadness in vergil's voice when he responds

HEY GUYS, WANNA HAVE SOME FUN?
BARRY'S GETTING MULTIPLE BANS IN THIS THREAD. GO WATCH THE FIREWORKS HE GOT BANNED TWICE RIGHT NOW

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So now that we now Nero gains his old Buster back what's the point of the Buster Arm after that??

So how good is it? Does it live up to the name?

Pretty excited about this game but it might just be a nother DMC4.

>Or, are you saying he literally allowed his half-dead brother to meet with his tree-self if he even suspected such a thing beforehand?
Yes because V was different from the vergil he knew. Dante's not as dumb as you guys think, it's actually you guys are dumber than you think you are.

it looks cool

This, honestly though they are writing Dante to seem like hes had alzheimers his entire life
>only remembers his dads giving him and vergil swordplay lessons
>cant remember any demons names except for mundus
>only remembers him and his brother fighting (I mean that could be either thats all they did with each other also since even in 3 in the opening Lady comments how they get some twisted pleasure out of it) even though they were 10

Yes

Because they were too busy laughing at the people complaining and using the "you're just mad that his hair isn't white!" defense. Or it was some other hot-button distraction.

Fugg. I already had three shots of whiskey. At least I can hold off on making my pizzas. I'm really fucking excited to play it. Can anyone here give me a number on guns Dante gets access to? I'll be bummed if it's only 3.

not to sound like a little bitch but I legit think I'm gonna cry once that prologue starts rolling
today has been so surreal

>Dante's not as dumb as you guys think,
>yet he's trying to prove with his post that he is
Because by your statements... Dante knew V was his brother, yet he still allowed V to meet with Urizen, that he also knew that was his brother. You just called Dante even bigger dumbass than any post here combined.

Then why would he let them fuse? V took his sweet time getting into position and Dante only tried to stop it at the last second.

Wtf seriously

true ending is killing Urizen in the prolugue, everything else is filler and non-canon

>retarded
>built his own gun and motorbike sword
Pick one. Nero is high IQ.

He didn't know he was going to fuse you idiots because he starts to run up to V trying to stop him when he realizes it. Did you even play the fucking game?

its always been that way
shit in 3 I think you had to beat Very Hard also

Based and happily ever after pilled.

>Did you even play the fucking game
This is funniest statement on this thread so far, mate. Unless you're Aussie, I doubt you can even play the said game for yourself. Even if you're Aussie, I doubt you came to that part by now.

>This is funniest statement on this thread so far, mate
I'm glad you got my sense of humor. Eh, my point was they want to rag on Dante even though they haven't played the game and only watched cutscenes on youtube.

So you played the game user? Wow. I'm impressed. Which planet do you live on, by the way?

ITS UP HONEY!!!

why did they make the van chick ugly

>can't read the post above him
>thinks he's not an idiot
lmaoing at you

So, has anybody gotten to the 3 million taunt?

30gb's is literally nothing with the technology you have at your hands in 2019 you fucking retard

Post you face when 9 months ago:
>"They are demons. I've seen them with my own eyes. Redgrave is completely taken over"

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They actually watched stream and are trying to point out that your statements that Dante suspected V to be Vergil is retarded, because Dante would be even bigger retard than he is if he knew such thing and still allowed V to have his sweet alone time with Urizen.

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Then the revving started and my dick went rock hard

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Hopefully it's cracked fast

>lmao
I've only ever seen one type using this unironically on these threads. And it's bait-kun.
Have your last (you) as farewell.

The RE Engine is bad with faces, Lady looks fine but Trish and Nico look shit, same with Claire in RE2

>not a jester pepe

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they obviously didn't watch it close enough if they didn't pick up on the subtle facial capture

lady has a manjaw.

Maybe they based on her on that tranny Sphere Hunter

>THE REV THAT SAVED GAMING

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Meatlovers deepdish from jets pizza

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Tomorrow we shall never surrender.…

> the still that started it all
I still can't believe how much that escalated but I'm so fucking glad it did

Do no VPNs work? I thought NZ Had it already

literally me.

What's wrong with his shoulders/

Trish honestly looks the worst. She looks like bald chick wearing a cheap wig.

THEY WILL SEE
WE'LL FIGHT UNTIL ETERNITY
COME WITH ME
WE'LL STAND AND FIGHT TOGETHER

you dont need a vpn. you will never be prosecuted for torrents, they cant even prove your IP is the one who downloaded it.

>All the yous this guy just farmed by posting simple bait
Why are DMCfags so pathetic

>all these people uploading the final fight against vergil and sucking
>can't even unlock the lyrics to the song they are playing so bad, despite taking 3 times as long to finish the fight

Fucking embarrassing.

>Torrenting this

No thanks.

I dont like the art direction of the girls

we did it boys! we lived, post some od the best moments of the /wait/

youtube.com/watch?v=VTx0709z2Ao

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Yea Forums.org/bans
Look who's there

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youtube.com/watch?v=FH-VZrlG6Vk

Not just barbie hair, but her entire face is wrong. Even in her most flattering scenes she looks like frog. Her lower face is all wrong.

I didnt even play DMC at that point but I'd seen the e3 hope threads and when I heard demons I got really hyped to see what game you guys were hyped for

Been on the hype train since then and even bought the jacket

what the fuck are you talking about?

Should have never listened to them, now the story is fucked.

How do I change the costumes

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Did KH3 start this trend of new games in old series having a recap of the story? It's great. More games should do this.

>anyone who I disagree with is barry
You guys are becoming worse than that shit stain.

>girls
>not playing it for the boys

Hello, bundle of sticks.

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LET US PRAY FOR MERCY
THIS IS A TRIAL FOR HEAVENS ABOVE

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He meant for unlocking it early since kiwis and nips are starting to unlock it now instead of in 6 hours

>V all over again

V always looked good though

MGS had a recap of previous games in 1998.

Trish only had to have once convo with V and she knew, Dante and Nero are full-retards.

oh, maybe use a JP psn account

worked for nier automata I think

>it's actually real

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I agree. Yea Forums was shitposting threads after threads about him mainly because he looked good when he was first leaked.

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>tfw paramedic
>have a nightshift
>will be too tired to play when I get home

damn
I wish all anons the best fun

Everytime I look at the bans I end up hating the mods even more

the menu sounds are the same as dmc3, it's the little things

ah, i'm so glad they didn't do a DmC 2.

THROUGH OUR STRENGHT, WE'LL MAKE A, BETTER DAY, TOMORROW,
WE, SHALL NEVER SURRENDER

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The memories.

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>mfw morning rotation tomorrow

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I could have sworn we already saw him before that "leak" and I don't remember anyone caring enough to shitpost about it the way Vergil was shitposted for days on end.

Anyway my point was V looks really good in everything, but Vergil only looks good half the time if there's a good angle.

> catto
HOLY SHIT 11/10 to the user who updated it
I fucking love you people

Does this mean your cancerous threads will stop soon?
Great.

>waking up tomorrow
Don't jinx it user

>OH NO NO NO AHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DUDE LOOK AT HIM AHAHAHAHAA KYLO REN OH NO NO NO NO NO HE LOOKS LIKE GAY PORN STAR AHAAHA
Memories indeed.

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So does Dante not like Patty because Itsuno didn't like the anime, or is there something I missed seeing about Dante's feelings for Patty?

Not a chance

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Nope, only amplifies since its finally releasing

Shame right? For you

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$60, 15 hour average playthrough, o boy im laffin at you DMC/V/ spergs

Usually you would be right with dmcfags taking the bait but this one in particular only has like 2 or 3 real mad responses

V definitely didn't look good in everything, especially not when we first saw him.

WHERES YOUR MOTIVATION?

Where's the soundtrack to download?

Then you weren't on the Yea Forums in the first place. He was beyond shitposted over and over and over again. Even after trailer made him look somewhat decent, Yea Forums still used V as example of "OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA" type of posting.

DMC5 has been my first ever preorder. I've played the demo and that sold me on the gameplay, and I still play DMC4 to this day (Bloody Palace mostly, can't deny that the campaign is pretty trash for level design) so there's no way I'm going to be regretting the purchase.

@>453648438
>YOU ARE HERE

He looks better than Vergil. Are you gonna cry? wahha wahhh

holy based

Americans can use a VPN that goes to Europe and play it early

A game being long doesn't make it good. Maybe you should go jerk off while you ride horses for an hour in red dead

Holy shit the shitposting is getting even more desperate. This is way too sweet for my taste

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Vergil getting shit on really did a number on you huh?

>b-b-but remember V getting shitposted on guise hahah remember?

cuck

It gets chilly give him a break

I know this is true in 4 as well, but isn't Vergil supposed to look pretty much identical to Dante? In 5 they don't even look a little bit alike

>453648568
Huehue-kun came back to try and shit things again.

>he only plays through the games once
This isnt even counting my vastly higher playtimes on the ps2 and 3 since I didnt have internet until 2010

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>Vergilcucks forever assblasted that their fave was shitposted for days

LMAOOOO

>couple hours ago
>my credit card has only 25€ on it until 10th because the bank fucked up
>feeling depressed as my gf left me recently and playng dmc5 on release was the one thing i was hoping for
>google prices because i've heard of discounts
>russians have it for 24€ on some shady site
>buy it instantly and get the code
>not available in your country m8
>find some free vpn
>make new russian steam
>try the code
>it actually works
>download will be finished in 2 hours
>just need to be careful to run steam only with vpn on
>life is good

He literally just puts the phone down because she's squealing over her party when he's already busy I wouldn't look into it.

>mfw modding potential of this games+photo mode
MEME AND REACTION IMAGE POTENTIAL IS TOO DAMN HIGH

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Dante wants to stinger his rock hard cock into Patty's legal cunny while Trish and Lady watch

>try and shit things

Please learn english dumb fucking ESL

>just woke up
>30 minutes left
PERFECT

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>500% facial animations
YOU KNOW IT BABY

It's BR shitter who loves false-flagging as V-fag attacking Vergilfags and then talking to himself. Just fucking ignore him.
She has been shitting these threads for a while now, using different bait each time. Now she pretends being Vfag who insists that V isn't Vergil and every time someone goes in debate with her, she pulls sperge to gain more (you)s. Learn to ignore her, idiots.

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last post best post

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>Yea Forums still used V as example of "OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA" type of posting.
what the hell are you talking about, even after the reveal of Vergil, people used the fan-made Vergil with anime eyes for those posts.
Alternatively they used Nero short hair to tie him with Donte.

Whats the photo mode?
Is it Nvidia Ancel? It was actually rather great in Hitman2

>she
>BR shitter

Imagine being this fucking wrong and paranoid because your ugly fucking washed up boomer fave was shitposted on for 2 WHOLE DAYS.

Unironically stop posting forever.

Jesus,I just want to see Nico in the throne of Urizen BTFOing everyone and then crewcut pulls his majin DT

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I found a copy of God Hand at, of all places, a religious secondhand store inside a retirement village near uni about three years ago. It took me like a month to realise some grandma probably bought it thinking it had religious themes
I never even picked up a PS2 to play it so I've effectively just had a PS2 disc in my stuff for no good reason for a few years now.

IT BEGINS

Those motherfuckers knew exactly what they were doing

It's Vergilcuck revisionism.

They are trying to erase history because they got bootyblasted too hard.

>Change every single character model to Vergil

Considering she has specific time she appears on these threads, I'm starting to think that is best to come during Euro hours on these threads at this point.

we truly are Devil May Cry V(ergil)

Can't blame you. God Hand is damn good game.

Based Vergil
Based, you are a true fan m8

V actually got less shitposting than Nero and Dante because everyone was too busy making theories about him.

IT HAS BEGUN

>she
>everyone who responds to me is the same person

Take your medication sweaty, this is unhealthy.

>Trish
correct
>Nico
wrong. Literally what's wrong with her face? is the only picture you've seen of her the freezeframe from the first trailer where she's in the middle of talking and grinning with her teeth?

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Ill admit when V got shown I shopped his head onto Genesis's body from FF7:CC since they were both twinky poetry nerds

Vergilcucks don't care about the truth.

Euro hours are comfy hours anyway

GUYS! V has come to

The most popular V-posting was people theorizing about him being Mundus?whoever and trying to figure out what his lyrics meant.

No one gave a shit about what he looked like much suprisingly aside from the occasional "Kylo Ren" meme.

in the novel during the urizen fight i think he mentions wanting to go to her party. I think he was just tired/annoyed at the time. It could also be that Dante doesn't hate Patty herself, he just doesn't want to go to a party full of annoying teenagers.

DMC1>DMC2>SMT:Nocturne>DMC3>DMC4>DMC5
is this the correct order for playing the games?

The best hours are when you and your ESL buttbuddy aren't here.

Didn't he hate normies in the novel and that's why he didn't want to go?

The fuck? Man, stay mad about Vergil. God, I'm glad I'm not a Vergil fan.

>Based, you are a true fan m8
Whats funny is when 5's reveal happened I had multiple fags screeching I never played the games because I voiced my disliking of the ultra realistic look from scanning people in until I posted a picture of my steam, 1-4 on physical discs, my DMC4 t shirt and my playlist with a handful of tracks from the games on it
then everyone just stopped responding

>Oh that's some nice violin music,sounds gothish
>Oh a generic morgan freeman black guy,this isn't DMC for sure
>soldiers fighting mutants,tentacles raping everyone,yep it's prototype 3
>this sauron looking guy looks..........demonic?
>CAPCOM "they're demons" while DMC style music begins
>heart beat intensifies
>white haired guy with some trashy chick
>PLEASE DON'T BE DmC2
>HE FUCKING REVS HIS SWORD
I will never ever forget that day and those moments

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>I'm glad I'm not a Vergil fan

kek

Yes.