DMC5 thread 1 (ONE) day left edition

I preordered dmc5 but idk. I just dont feel like it. I rather queue League Of Legends.

>I rather queue League Of Legends.
do you need someone to talk to? im here for you user dont self harm its not worth it you matter to a lot of people

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fucking youtube already spoiled 4 things for me on the main fucking page

said the videos were "Recommended" cause I watched the trailer.....and these videos spoil you in the fucking thumbnail and name....

fuck off

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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Here waiting for the dataminers to reveal the secrets of this game.

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>tfw will not be able to buy it for a while because need to pay bills
godspeed you lucky bastards, enjoy the game. I need to find a timesink game until I can afford it

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I already watched the game on youtube, so I saved myself $60

>6hours
I am already in mission 8 grandpa

I hope everyone posts their pizza and sips tomorrow night with the game, because I’m going to.

>fucking youtube already spoiled 4 things for me on the main fucking page
>said the videos were "Recommended" cause I watched the trailer.....and these videos spoil you in the fucking thumbnail and name....
>fuck off
this is so fucking stupid im sorry for you i had the same thing happen to me so i had to remove DMC from my viewing history,

i understand people spam the videos for EZ money but its annoying when it shows up on my home page

"HEY SPOILER RIGHT HERE IN THE TITLE HURRR DURRR"

fuck off cunts

fuck you and your timezone i wish i could bypass this steam timezone shit i just wanna play

My life is out of control and I'm aware that assfaggots is the definition of wasting time. It's not even fun for me but I'm so addicted to it I cant ignore it.

>i had to remove DMC from my viewing history,
>thinking that's enough
I wrote a post about The Matrix on some board a few days back and suddenly my youtube was filled of matrix scenes, the same happened when I lurked and posted in a conspiracy thread, my youtube feed got loaded with "TOP 10 CONSPIRACIES" videos. I'm not even mentioning how I never even considered playing the Halo saga, I talked about it irl with my brother, and while browsing the internet on my phone I got Halo collection amazon ads on websites. Shit's scary.

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user you will never see me in real life cause this is the internet im sitting here on Yea Forums with my homework open on my other screen and im ignoring it to browse the internet and waste time, we both have our addictions but i know we can both do better i believe in you

>I talked about it irl with my brother, and while browsing the internet on my phone I got Halo collection amazon ads on websites. Shit's scary.

this happened to me before my friends and I were talking about marvel and then the first i see when i open amazon on my phone was a list of marvel movie recs the machines are taking over soon

So do bosses really not change at all between DH and DMD?

>Vergil is not redeemed
No, but his character arc across the games is needed much-needed context through V___ It makes him much more palatable, though the loss of life is still something that should have been discussed. V's experiences have undoubtedly softened Vergil up. He almost feels like an actual person at points.
>He's just more aware about it and doesn't sperg against Dante because he's not the strongest anymore
Dante is still the strongest of the three. Nero is no longer dead-weight, though. He can carry himself and others well enough. He's still not as strong as Dante. But, see my previous point: Vergil's a lot more personable now, due to V's influence.

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AUSFAGS ATTENTION
Jb has dmcv for 69$

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>Never buy Deluxe ediitons because its always "EXCLUSIVE WALLPAPER EDITION"
>After I bought the game forever ago I realize theres weapons locked behind it
Are you completely fucked from getting them or is it a "heres some free shit you could already unlock in the game later on"

Imagine DMC hollywood movie with 250kk$ budget and good action director like James Wan or Cameron (even Snyder, kek). But it's a fucking hollywood so someone is gonna be BLACKED. Who? Also cast Dante, Vergil and Nero.

Why Vergip have a son while Dante leaves no heir?
Its not right

Let's not do this gay-ass shit.

>blacked
Lady and Nero for sure. Lady is black as fuck and Nero is a mulatto.
>Dante
Chris Evans
>Vergil
Henry Cavill

Will vg start getting cuhrayzee generals again?

Black’d like racebended or black’d like interracial?
Nero is black because vergil got jungle fever or lady is black

>Chris Evans
Not in million years. He is not charismatic enough.
>Henry Cavill
Can work. He even has the similar hairline, kek.

...

Dante is donte instead and is played by a mexican

I wanna get pizza for when the game launches

What's the most Dante-core pizza I can get?

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do you really think dante is straight enough to have kids?

meat lovers with extra pepperoni and no black olives

>I have to choose between either play DMC5 tonight or eat a commemorative pizza tonight
>Will only be able to eat pizza next week
RIP

How would Eva feel seeing how much of a literal fuck up Vergil became because she died before she could find him.

>350▶
>How would Eva feel seeing how much of a lite
dante was always her fav anyways.

Imagine she could find Vergil but not Dante. I guess Dante would become similar to Vergil, but more ruthless.

Where even was Vergil during the home invasion? Did he run out to try and fight the demons himself? I can't imagine him not being near Dante at all times to bully him.

I saw Nero's DT and other stuff when I was going through the catalog and on another board.

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>game out at midnight
>have work at 9 tomorrow
I can last one more day, right?
I swear to god I'm gonna trip down the stairs and break my neck at the end of the shift or something

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No. Dante was always a nice mommy boy.

I love how Nico is just a much more competent version of her dad. A fun character who can create badass weapons.
Her being a qt3.14 also helps.

>no olives
How is Dante such a pizza pleb.

who is her dad again?

Agnus, the stuttering scientist that Dante went in a who can be more dramatic battle with.

i know somewhere in texas they have a devil may cry themed pizza combo so thats what im going off of.

SOMEONE FUCKED THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE?!

Yup, and then he abandoned her and Nico. Hell, Nico even has some of Agnus' characteristics, like the stutter.

...that poor woman...had the worst 3 minutes of her life....at least nico is intelligent and actually interesting as a character. a stutter on a girl is kinda cute.

Why the fuck is it so easy
They casualized the shit out of it

for all we know Agnus could've been really handsome back in his prime

Literally cant go on youtube because the DMC 5 walkthroughs are showing up in my recommendations

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>Want to celebrate in style tonight
>frantically searching every pizza menu in town for Pizza Diavola
>Nobody's got it and I've exhausted pretty much every possibility within reasonable range of me
It's not looking good, boys. What do I do?

He didn't abandon them, he was recalled by the Order of the Sword to work for them.

Buy a pizza crust and some sauce and make your own? Better than not having it.

>tfw you're a poor nigger and can't get into DMC because his PC is an integrated graphics toaster and he don't own a PS4 or Xbone to even play the whole series and reboot
>instead, you're a switch-only nigger and have to deal with the söy it provides as well as instead of witnessing the chadness of Dante on a Nintendo system, you're stuck with a character many idiots perceive to be a dyke, whose third game is non-existent for the time being and is only known to be a Smash character

Shit greentext aside, enjoy DMC5 bros. I hope you have a good time. I'd really like to play the series if given the opportunity.

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for the bigger normie audience. I noticed too while playing the demo, I wasn't even close to dying. I'm sure things will be more fun in the later levels or son of sparda mode.

I feel that.

fair assumption. but the guys a creep regardless.

>my cars aux cord died today on the way to the dentist while playing the cavalier theme

Sleep tight sweet prince

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Stupid Youtube tried to show me the final boss battle. I put not interested and saw it recommended me from a trailer I watched months ago.

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I love the Devil Arms Dante has in this game. The updated Cerberus, the fucking motorcycle, the hat. It all looks fun as fuck.

Vergil don't reminds you (kinda) in some of his expressions, Wentworth Miller?
For example in this picture:
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2nd. How you see Tom Hiddleston as Vergil?

DANTE! YOU HAVE TO FUCK LUCIA. RAW.

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I WANT TO PLAY IT NOW

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HOLY SHIT THIS BASED MAN

twitter.com/dev1_official/status/1103654207557521408

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Seconding meatlovers. But get extra sauce and get it from a local place

its the only way to keep the bloodline going

I heard that Dan Southworth did something bad previously? What was that?

if its walking distance it will be easier depending on the weather. and personally i dont like pizza sauce but you pick what you like man. just dont forget the extra pepperoni and itallian sausage

Absolutely fucking based

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Dont

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Is deluxe worth it? Really on the fence here

No way hag

>that scene where Dante moonwalks
Ugh, like, how insensitive can you be?

Pure rage emanates from this picture.

i mean getting things in game that are supposibly behind a paywall. yeah i think so for an extra 10

Nico's mom says that she thinks he was cute.

Huh?

God I love vergils voice, any other work from the voice actor?

So what's gonna happen to all of V's summons? Griffon doesn't deserve to disappear again.

What's the context?

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Even back then the wait for DMC 5 was long, and people were convinced it was killed because of how poorly the reboot was received, then Dan just offhandedly blabs about everything in a Power Rangers meetup. I'd be pissed too. Dan's still the best of the english voice actors though, even if he spoils everything.

the unofficial reveal and announcement of DMC5

I'm trying user, but even YouTube's "algurithm" fucks me up with spoiler-y thumbnails.

Still playing the shit out of this game though.

There was a MJ documentary that just released

I hope vergil figures out a way to revive them and make them apart of his moveset

youtu.be/DrSAydJm4SY?t=1179

His genuine excitement about the games as a whole can never make me hate Dan.

I went to the doctor today and my blood pressure was 102/76. So it was like 20 lower on the top since I lost weight

YOU CAN NOT KILL MEEEEEE

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Japan fucking LOVES that MJ.

>"We can say that right?"
>"No."

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Documentary about if Micheal Jackson diddled kids or not. Haven't watched it myself but I've heard some say that some shit doesn't really seem to add up.

Wow...how was this never brought up when people were speculating about vergil?

POST YFW YOU LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE DMC5 RELEASE
And post F for all the friends we lost along the way

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Nero lost his shit lmao

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>current year
>still hoping someone can pull a good vidya movie

no one should want this, heck even the anime of DMC is barely mediocre.

nice to show your new

do we know the worst possible system parts that can still play the game? Most of the time they are far worse than the suggested system requirements make them out to be

We knew Vergil was in since day one, when he nabbed Nero's arm. What do you mean

Pol and vg fgg so basically

People talked about it for a while after it came out, it was just years ago. It spurred on a big push to purchase DMC4SE as well.

Based and redpilled

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4 and a half hours eurobros

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Reminder that if you DONT start the game on DMD then you're gay.
Dont be gay, anons

their moments in the book were bittersweet

Because we knew Vergil was coming back ever since the game was announced.

I knew because of arm and cuffs, still got into arguments though

I genuinely wish I died before this game got shown, it's such a massive disappointment and I would have rather died while having the belief it was going to be good and not DmC-lite.

I just saw trish butt on some dude's stream

Too late for that user, those Poison doujins aren't gonna wank themselves

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Daily Reminder

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because Dan was also in DMC4 as Credo, both VA and mocap only later was the VA changed

>work at a gas station tomorrow morning
I'm gonna get shot before I can pick it up

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I will finish work today, come home, and begin going actually crazy.
I haven't been this excited in a while.

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are you fucking braindead

We'll every going to see Lucia?

they died, the game has 6 version of Vergil
Urizien
V
Griffon
Nightmare
Shadow
and Vergil itself

V and Urizien fused to recreate Vergil and the 3 demons were part of his psyche when he was Nelo Angelo, they were killed by Dante/sacrificed themselves, really sad.

Still jerking to the meth addict I see

00s were fun.

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But, user, futa is not gay.

KEK

>dante
Ian Somerhalder

>vergil
Ian Somerhalder?

>nero
Jensen Ackles

>lady
Andrea Tivadar (she's an actress)

>trish/eva
Cate Blanchett

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SEETHING >

Futa isn't gay, but shemales are.

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Can someone post the post compilation of people thing DMC would never ever

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Pleb here. Should i play on automatic or manual? I liked Bayonetta

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>they were killed by Dante/sacrificed themselves

I was so sad watching that, even though I know they are literally manifestations of the bad things V experienced in his life.

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Shemale/trannies are not gay either

Go away Tameem, no one likes your game.

Manual fagget

Shemales are fellas with tits, it's gay and some good shit

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I did it lads, I finished all the DMC games just in time. Every game but DMC1 was a replay.

DMC1 is fucking good, it really holds up. It's a different style, but it's a complete finished game that had a LOT of love put into it. The levels are fantastic, I like the RE style puzzle-lite stuff, all the enemies are good. The moveset is very limited and not very cuhrayzee but it feels tight and satisfying.

The ONLY bad part of the entire game was Mundus, because who the fuck thought it was a good idea to invert the controls of the bullet hell, and "big boss with weakspot stuck torso down" is universally shit, never fought a good boss like that.

Overall though, fucking incredible game. 3 > 1 > 4 > 2 is my ranking after replaying the series.

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YOU CANNOT HIDE IT
THAT YOU ARE BALDING
YOU CANNOT HIDE IT
YOU ARE SUBHUMAN

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They were still his companions though. At least Griffon showed that V was able to work with the horrors of his past and have it make him a better person.

V is Vergil
Dante fights V’s pets as a boss fight because lol betrayal
Nero gets his DT on the very last mission
Dante vs Vergil is the final mission
The last mission re uses the final boss which is Vergil except you use Nero and his DT. Vergil has all the same moves as when you fought him a minute ago with Dante very disappponting
Ending has lady and Trisha take one a last request to pay the bills
Dante and Nero end up in hell eternally testing each others skill in combat
Nero goes home to kyrie to show her something big

Fuck DMC V
Based Sekiro
Ban me so I don’t spoil myself when sekiro comes out

I STILL CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE TODAY'S THE DAY. I NEVER THOUGHT 8 MONTHS WOULD PASS THIS FAST

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IT CAME

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Daily reminder autistic Vergil became Nelo Angelo by his own free will.

That's pretty much what I was thinking.

Anyone else done with the series after 5? I'm not sure what to think if they do DMC6 without Itsuno directing.

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now that looks fucking Delicious

He was tricked and manipulated.

The time has come, and soon so will I. It's been a wild ride with you faggots, surviving the discordniggers to XV-kun to Spiderfag and back again. Nine months that simultaneously felt like they lasted forever yet went by in a flash, and I'm glad I got to spend some of that time with you glorious fucking retards. And now we've made it, eleven whole years later, DMC is actually back. Well done everyone for staying alive. Going to abandon thread (haven't even scrolled down) but I'll be back when the credits have rolled. Maybe I'll share single-play with some of you before that.

Stay cuhrayzee, Yea Forums

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I feel sorry for Lucia honestly...

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you can still die before you touch it user

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I wanna shake your hand, user.

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I got some beers and pizza to have later

I dunno how I'm gonna play with greasy hands

YOU CANNOT KILL ME
youtube.com/watch?v=XzocKXYKQV0

Looks delicious user, Dante would be proud

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>tricked
Here is your power, bro. Take it and get a revenge against your Chad brother.

It's so fucking good. If you guys have a jets pizza near you get it tonight

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And futa is not shemale.

The pre order EX colors can be unlocked in-game right?

Bloody palace should be hell at the end of the game, who agrees?

Yes

Post yfw you held the future in your hands

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5 decides my pizza. I'll screencap for proof one hour before release

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Avoiding spoilers and laughing at journos once again be shit at vidya, good weekend ahead

i say go for it.

Yeah, but Poison is a shemale, so it's gay but still good.

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>tfw learned today my work schedule got shifted around
>i don't have to go to work tomorrow
I'm in bros

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The game had some unexpected sad moments like V bringing back the piece of Geryon and realizing nobody trustes him or when Trish says "i'm not your mommy, V"

Hawaiian

HOW LONG UNTIL THE GAME RELEASES?

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Is there a thread barry hasn't shit in yet? Jesus.

Regardless, we did it bros. A DMC thread every day until release

Don't ever choose auto mode, it's shut in DMC

Meatlover with extra sauce

4 hours i think.

Spoil me niggas what happens to uncle Dante

she is no longer the playable character who got the shortest stick now

on the fence wether I should buy

is preloading a thing?

Oh baby

that was fast. Guess I'm getting it unless I'm a (You) whoring faggot and attempt another later

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Yes

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What are you ordering?

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fuck me now I want pizza

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Trapped in hell again where he will fight for eternity with Vergil and the demons or at least until the next game/DLC

ooooh baby

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i thought poison was a tranny with operation
someone check the original info because i'm lazy

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Preloading is a thing everywhere.
Are you console or PC?
if console, you can play the demo first to see if you like it.

Of course. But she is not a futa. People mistaking that.

A tranny with operation is a shemale, or a newhalf or whatever you want to tag her doujins with.

Based good taste user

He deserves a happy ending damn it

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If it helps, with Yamato he can leave at any time.

That IS a happy ending.
He seems to be enjoying himself very much

Update: I could only eat 3 slices it's so filling. Going to have some near midnight for hobo dante experience

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But the brothers are fighting because of autism now, they don't want to kill each other anymore.
Vergil is a literal manchild that doesn't want to lose to his brother.

is there any workaround for the timezones i dont wanna wait 9 more hours to play this game

Nice! Was getting a little worried seeing as how pre-order exclusive shit is usually lost forever.

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Thanks for the intel senpai.

I'm on many platforms, but getting it on PC. €34 seems like a pretty good deal.

>Devil May Fry
I fucking lost it there.

I guess that's good at least. I'm just scared he'll get hungry, there's no pizza in hell

Grabbed a frozen pizza as there are no good pizza places around. Cheers Yea Forums I hope you'll enjoy the game just as I will.

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>he didn't starve himself halfway through the day to chomp it all at dinner
What a faget

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I want you guys to remember to make photos of your pizza with the game so we can make a compilation and send it to Itsuno

FYI: DO NOT MENTION ITS FROM THIS SITE.

Quick what's the cheapest place to buy this from digitally in EU?

Crack when?

A woman 100% made. With a gun connected and disconnect in her body. What is this? Still futa?

make it two else it does not count

isthereanydeal.com/game/devilmaycryv/info/

I fasted since like 6pm last night. So like 18 hours and that's still all I could eat

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It was $39 on cdkeys.com for me, I'm guessing €34 for you

I will order a pizza and drink a Monster™ Ultra while playing it.
I couldn't find a cowboy hat

Dante and Vergil will return in the other games?

keep it for munching on while playing DMC5

I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME FUCK FUCK FUCK
IF I TURN MY VPN ON AND PUT ME IN ASIA WILL THAT WORK?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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34,99€

>It was $39 on cdkeys.com for me,
this is where i got mine too also i got it instantly if that helps

I think Dante would eat frozen pizza when hitting rock bottom levels of money.
while sadly looking at the slice thinking how he managed to fuck up so bad and owe so much money to (((lady)))

to anyone actually taking this faggot serious: these are NOT deals.

allkeyshop shows where the deals are

>I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME FUCK FUCK FUCK
>IF I TURN MY VPN ON AND PUT ME IN ASIA WILL THAT WORK?!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this is been my mood since waking up this morning =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

That's the plan. Going to get wasted with a shirley temple too around mission 10

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>why does this game shit on dante so much, in cutscenes hes still cool after the Vergil fight
does he not care anymore since Vergil is alive ?
like he got beat all the time

ive been waiting for my weed dealer to show up since 12 and its 3 now so this day will only get better when im high and playing DMC

Sorry user, I just use that site for shopping around to see where's cheapest and thought it might be helpful for user. Didn't know about allkeyshop.

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Maybe later in the night!
I'm pretty sure Dante would never go for frozen pizza, but a poor University student sure will

Like in DMC4
He's way above anything else happening so he doesn't really care that much.

Is that Reuben going "it's Morrison!" in the background? kek

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Thanks I just bought it from Greenmangaming, was pretty cheap.

user I wanna buy DMC5 for cheap, not get a stolen cd key from Russia.

If they don't the series is dead

>Wanted to order some pizza tommorow
>Can't because i can't eat meat
Fuck

>buy DMC5 at some small online retailer because it was like 5 bucks cheaper
>friend preorders it at a big console game chain
>he can get it at midnight
>mine delivers with mail, so if they miss Friday I'll only get it Monday
>mfw at my greedy autism

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>GPU is GTX 660
>CPU is i5-4440
Will my toaster be able to handle it?

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CDKeys is not g2a, it's just someone buying it in Russia and reselling it to NA/global.
GMG is pretty good too, but usually you save another $10 on CDKeys.

based milk nigger

Go around to your mates house and play it together if yours doesn't turn up. Order some pizzas and chill.

First of all
>vegan
Second of all, why not cheese pizza?

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I've already seen reviews talking about "toxic masculinity" and "objectification (of women)". Has any reviewer called Trish's alt costume blackface yet?

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Play RE2 or RE7 demo. DMC 5 is better ported than them.

package delivery doesn't also come on saturday where you live?

he got over it a long time ago, he just knew Vergil was a piece of shit that needed to be dealt with from the beginning this time, if it wasn't for V and later for Nero, Vergil would have died again

Who could be behind this post

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That sounds fucking gay tho

They said that is the finale of Sons of Sparda. Meaning they will return as NPC?

Nah, Tom Hiddleston is too posh to even be associated to Vergil.

I'm ready

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>Always enjoyed the DMC series but never really been a crazy fanboy about it
>Thought DMC5 looked cool and probably would turn out to be an amazing game but thought I could pick it up a year later for cheap or so
>Suddenly today I'm feeling fucking hyped as fuck after watching reviews and previews and pre-ordered the game asap
What the fuck bros?

Should I get this on my bone X or ps4 pro?

it's lent tommorow

True.

My fridge with i5-3330 with the same CPU could handle it. Enjoy your 15 fps.

Buy it nigga, there are a lot of deals, there's a way to get it under $60 on any platform.

What is it with Sparda men and making swords of their own essence.

most of the items are cosmetic or just slight variations of in-game counterparts iirc

If you make a DMC game without them itll bomb every time

that is one hella puple screen

>work just called to ask if they could change my shift tomorrow to saturday

based manager knows what's up

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>>Always enjoyed the DMC series but never really been a crazy fanboy about it
>>Thought DMC5 looked cool and probably would turn out to be an amazing game but thought I could pick it up a year later for cheap or so
>>Suddenly today I'm feeling fucking hyped as fuck after watching reviews and previews and pre-ordered the game asap

So you are like 90% of Yea Forums

Originally they wanted to announce DMC5 in 2017 but they decided to delay it so they could announce it alongside RE2make

Is this the ripped black dude from the other thread?

It's called getting motivated fag

So they'll return but the story will not be about them?

I implore you bros to post your pizzas and game to Matt and Itsunos Twitter. If that user that knows Dan is lurking, please show him that we love this series very much

>does he not care anymore since Vergil is alive ?
This, plus he's more of the Dude character now, he's just chilling

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I'm really starting to warm up to how they handled V honestly. He is a part of Vergil and has his memories yes, but is still sort of his own entity, it certainly feels that way. It's the same as how Urizen recognizes Dante but he's not literally Vergil who got Nelo Angelo'd again. It's like he's all of Vergil's hate, rage and lust for power took on a mind of its own. I was relieved when I found out V wasn't literally just Vergil in disguise putting on an act or something.

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Can't believe V died for nothing.

The guys who are in the documentary have testified in court that nothing happened. Twice. And stated their parents made it up

They won't be central focus, but in the story and playable.

Nice

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>have been waiting to play the DMC series for a long time because I found about it thanks to Vergil/Dante doujin on liveournal
>didn't have a PS2 at the time because I was a teenager so I couldn't work and my family was poor.
>finally I get a second hand PS2 once I enter college and I find a second hand copy of DMC1
>my super old TV dies
>a few years later my sister gives me her super old TV
>I play DDS1 and 2 and the TV dies as well
>AND my PS2 fucks up my discs so Ii need it repaired
>still haven't played any DMC game yet and DMC5 is going to get released in a few hours
Why does it keep happening? Am I cursed? This is why I never gave a shit about spoilers in the first place but I wish I could play video games and discover everything by myself.

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oh fuck meant for

Search un youtube cginfernoblast careful with spoilers and report this fucking faggot his abusing the shit system to appear and spoil you with thumbnails and the fucking titles just for watching the fucking trailer it happen with kh too this fag is just spamming tags to get ez money

>Used store deal to get Deluxe for less than the regular edition
>Not going to have it until after the weekend
>Two exams next week
>No point in getting Pizza/Monster tonight because no game
>No point in getting it when I get the game because nobody else will
I should've just bought the game at a closer store.

I feel your pain, dumb frogposter.

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Cant wait
Captain Marvel can get fucked

A lot of scenes with him made me really feel for the poor guy. While I think that the reveal is still dumb it's undeniable that it played good role in characterizing Vergil better.

Why Hooch as Arkham?

Is anyone even hyped for that piece of shit?

Dmc5 and alita this weekend for me

How trustworthy is cdkeys

IT JUST SHOWED UP ON MY HOMEPAGE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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I hope V comes back as his own thing.

saw the movie yesterday, finished the game today Captain Marvel has actually a better story

how are spoilers even a thing? you won't know if they're true until you see it yourself. if i just posted a list of things that might happen and one of them ends up happening, did i spoil it?

just get it on greenmangaming if you're concerned

I'm surprised how quickly i grew up on V's character development being in fact Vergil's own development. Since they pointed on them being the same person not in the end but somethere in the middle of the game it all works nicely on screen.

Does Greenmangaming give you the key right away or do they wait until the game has launched properly?

THEY MAKING A LP AND NOT ONLY POSTING LIVESTREAMS, FUCK YEAH

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Ex-soviet block

i love my cousin woolie. im proud of him

Should be right away if you're getting it now.

Absolute zoomers with redbull.

Someone bought the game on CDKeys? They release the keys?

rate my snacks for tonight, ordering a pizza too of course

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Those big and chewy nerds are disgusting but other than that decent choice.
What toppings for the pizza user.

Sounds convincing. Thanks.

1. Adapt DMC1. Most grounded and standalone story in the series.
2. Get a horror director. It's not a horror movie, but it'll be shot similarly to one; it'll give it that tinge of Resident Evil that the game had.
3. Either Dante or Trish needs to be a B+ or A- Tier celebrity to give the movie name power
4. Phantom and Griffon are voiced by comedy actors but aren't much more jokey than in the game.
5. If you need a black actor as you say, have them be the voice of Mundus.
6. Post-credits scene with Fortuna just in case a sequel is greenlit.

It's not character development, it's just suddenly revealing a "different" side of the character in what is essentially a giant info-dump through V.

It really feels like a waste to use V just for that. They literally made an entirely new character just to use as a throwaway plot device. It would have been much more interesting to make him his own character which is what I certainly thought he was leading up to the game itself. Which is why I hope he does eventually come back and is acknowledged as a separate entity in his own right.

the american rootbeer is really good. I've had that before. no actual pizza?

I fucking hate early copy faggotry on e-celebs and reviewers. These are cancer

Not gonna happen, aside from BP and maybe some plotless campaning in future. V wasn't supposed to be "his own thing" from the start, it's a wrong impression we all got from trailers and future speculations. Even if by any chance he will return he still would be Vergil\Vergil's human side with his memories and all, not his own character.

Yeah it sucks, but at least in this instance it's going to e-celebs with genuine love of the franchise.

>Monster memes since Day 1 of the reveal
>Red Bull-sponsored LP
Either dumb as fuck or next-level, not sure which. Either way this will hold me over until my copy arrives.

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I don't think he'll come back. But the new character traits can now be explored in Vergil without them looking to appear out of the blue.

9 HOURS

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this

y tho
if anything it's chilling for more people to buy the games, basic marketing
and don't act like you haven't been spoiled to shit due to Yea Forums shitposting

If Capcom remade DMC 1, would you want a faithful adaptation with Drew coming back? Or would you rather they take liberties and bring in Reuben?

I think there's a good chance he could come back. The point would be to actually make him his own entity which he sort of is already so half the work is already done. They just have to actually permanently clone or separate him somehow.

I think he has a better chance of coming back than Vergil. Him and Dante are old now and there is nothing more to be done with their stories.

I never thought Vergil could be made lame in a game before but they somehow managed it.

V and Urizen make way better villains. It doesn't help that Vergil is apparently still evil at the end but destroys the tree for no reason?

>DON'T SAY IT
>If i beat him that counts right?
Good god Vergil is shit in this game.

So what’s that really expensive taunt?

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How could he come back without forming Urizen again? Or without killing Vergil?

crack when

i dont have money right now and i dont want to dodge spoilers forever,
i may have money next month though

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>Him and Dante are old now and there is nothing more to be done with their stories.

You forget that there’s one last thing for the brothers to do, and I guarantee that Nero will be involved somehow

the novel states that Mundus is gathering power again, so I see him killing Kyrie due to Nero beating Berial

Just gonna wait for the inevitable SE with playable Vergil my m8s.

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I'm sad that they created an entirely new character with V and then said "hey how about we just make him a throwaway plot device?" and someone thought that was a good idea.

What's worse is that his whole purpose was to give Vergil more characterization, but it doesn't matter in the end anyway because you only get like 2 scenes with Vergil and he's 90% the same power hungry autist he always was.

Just bought this and downloading, bros.
Might refund if it sucks dick like all the other dmc games.

so when is someone gonna rip the ost?
also is there nay good place to get dantes coat?
i want to become a hobo like him

but isnt berial just a random demon though?

It’d be better to wait for the official OST so there’s no volumes changes all over the place

What the fuck is that? That doesn't sound American.

I'm sure they would come up with lots of ideas. Personally I think using the book would be a simple and easy way.

V spent so much time with the book that maybe his spirit fused with it so it's already "clone" in the book and they just need a vessel.

well there is
isn't mundus supposed to be returning at one point? And how would V return without dieing in a month or a moveset

>the novel states that Mundus is gathering power
really where?

Berial is Mundus's son

If he it was just some dude who got possessed or being influenced by Vergil or some shit and through that gained the ability to control demons it would have been better.

youtube.com/watch?v=EVGrsiVSpSA

still no real copy of this, any full length one I found was taken from gameplay and the audio is all over the place, plus they don't include the SPARDA part

I doubt they are going to make another game focusing on Dante and Vergil again.

I don't think they will make another game focused on Dante and Vergil again, they will probably have less focus than they did in this one for sure even if they did.

There are lots of ways they could come up with to bring V back I'm sure.

Vs chapter, where the retconned Gilver and state that DMC3 Vergil could of beaten mundus if he was healthy, which I still find bullshit. DMC1 states that he’s only sealed,’and the novel then later states at the end that mundus is just chilling in hell gathering his power to return.

I didn't play any of the other DMC's, should I get this for PC? I have played bayonetta 1+2, but this looks to be a bit different combat wise.

Are the EX Colours DLC or not? Bought Deluxe but don't have em.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK I WANT TO WATCH BUT IT COMES OUT TODAY

If Matt is in charge, then you can bet he will try to force Dante lead, just like Itsuno tried to force Vergil in every time he had a chance.

You'll miss a lot of references and story context, but gameplay-wise it's probably the most newfag-friendly.

>post yfw and motivation when closing in on 3 hours

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DOES IT HAVE 21:9 SUPPORT?

Yeah it's a waste that V's ONLY PURPOSE is to be a plot device for Vergil instead of also his own thing.

DMC3 ON TURBO OR NO TURBO???

I feel like the point of DMCV was a bit of a sendoff pandering for the brothers, so again I don't think so. Not that they won't show up at all, but I think this is a transition phase.

Agnus was a chad, though.

>Built like a fucking truck, even though he was a nerd he was somehow like seven foot tall (you don't see it because he's hunched over all the time) and 350lb of pure muscle
>300IQ and an impossible work ethic, singlehandedly responsible for all the Order's cool techno stuff
>Enjoys opera, a man of class
>Owns a giant Resident Evil mansion that has its own courtyard and everything
>In the inner circle of the Pope, pious and faithful

There's the issue of him being a colossal asshole, but that's probably only because Nero got on his bad side, he only started the autistic screeching at Credo because Nero got into his lab. He's pretty respectful to Dante and even indulges him in a silly duet. The materials in DMC5 even say he loved Nico's mother very much, which is why he never tried to convert them to the cult of Sparda.

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WHERE IS MY FUCKING CODE AMD, I NEED TO PRELOAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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No turbo first time

You use Turbo once you get good enough for regular to be slow to you.

Well, as long as Mundus is alive, their chapter isn't actually over and it would be dumb to have Nero as main lead when it comes to said Mundus.
So, they either give DLC for 5 that solves Mundus, or drop Mundus completely, which would be shit.

please make a dmc general on /vg/

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His spirit didn't fuse with shit, he's Vergil's human half. V can't survive on his own and Nightmare, Griffon and Shadow are all dead. There's nothing to bring back.

Power autism would have been better than this. This entire game feels retarded; Vergil TRIGGERED the split to get back at Dante? Everything was done to spite Dante? Even V and Urizen were just two different ways to accumulate power? What the fuck? Then he fights Dante because...I guess he's mad that he makes shit life choices? And he's leaving the tree up and existing. But when Nero kicks his ass later, he takes down the tree despite having left it up for no fucking reason? He's just so SHIT compared to V and Urizen.
>YOU WILL REGRET BEING BORN USELESS AND HUMAN.
>Don't worry... I'll be gentle.
>D-Don't say it...

Also, am I the only one who thinks the Urizen 3 fight looks lame? He doesn't use a fucking sword at all and his first two stages look waaaaaay cooler than bis 3rd form. I mean towards the end of the fight he's doing combos and super attacks which is neat but its like a less interesting version of his 2nd form.

How the fuck do you make Vergil such a fucking loser when his other forms are total chads? Alpha and Omega my fucking ass.

Give it a little time to learn your moveset and enemy patterns properly. Eventually (after at least a playthrough) if you feel confident in yourself switch,

I think if they thought Mundus was so important, he would have been the big bad in 5. Which honestly would have been better than what we got. Best you can hope for is DLC.

I want him to come back with a bionic eye and make cool techno stuff powered by Hero's demon magic.

He was such a unique character, identifiable silhouette, interesting skin tone and build for character, stutter, cool boss fight.
He should be a permanent part of the cast.

I'm gonna order chicken wings with my pizza and no one can stop me

>got spoiled on the ending because of YT
Thankfully spoilers don’t stop me from enjoying the game, sucks that I know how it ends though

Going in
Wish you all fags to have fun

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Well I'm certainly hoping they bring V and his buddies back because they really grew on me and I think they deserve to be their own thing.

I like my book theory, so I'll stick to it for now.

I thought Urizen fucking merked Mundus?

> Vergil TRIGGERED the split to get back at Dante?
He did it because Dante continues to beat him over and over. Vergil has always thought humans were weak so it makes sense on paper that throwing away his humanity would make him stronger. Which it did.
>Even V and Urizen were just two different ways to accumulate power?
V literally says he only has a little bit of demon power that he used to keep his body together. It's not an alternative way to get more power, but was Vergil's way to discard the weakest part of himself. Urizen was Vergil's way to get more power. The whole point of V's mission was to rejoin Vergil before he disappeared.

youtube.com/watch?v=N74S4kyBMgU

Nero is my favourite so I personally don't care if Dante is in, but I recognize you NEED to have one of the brothers in the main game and be important to the plot to some degree.

Tidbit from this: the "History of DMC" button on the main menu which is a recap of the story of the series until 5 has remixed music from said games playing. Their assumption is that these remixed versions are the ones that come with the Deluxe Edition, remixed so they can function within the dynamic music system.
>Get S-Rank
>THE EYE CAN SEEEEEEEEEE
I really hope they're right.

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I hate that V is gone. He was the character I was most hype for and I wanted to see if they'd change him i sequels. At least the gameplay for this game will be okay.

He didn’t.

I CANNOT ERUPT, I MUST PRE LOAD

No

> game should unlock in a few hours
> steam down

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I think they're unlockable ingame. Deluxe just unlocks them earlier.

The entire reason Urizen happened is because Mundus fucked up vergil so hard, mixed with Vergil splitting himself.

Really?

He's just collecting the members of his army. Mundus is still trapped in hell like a bitch.

or my computer is fucked

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DMC5 was honestly big fuck you to Capcom in his own way. Entire DMC5 is pretty much DMC4 apology and his Vergil wet fantasy that he always wanted to do, but Capcom said NO to.
>wanted to do game about Vergil since 3; never got a chance
>wanted to put Vergil in original 4; had to discard the idea
>forced to cuck the development of 4; results init being half-assed
DMC5 is pretty much DMC4, but completed.

FUCK YOU GABEN YOU FAT FUCKING PIG

But you can clearly see that V uses the demons in his cane to energise Urizen and fuse them back together, making them both even stronger than before.

>triggering the split
It's so retarded that Dante can take down Urizen by himself AFTER he eats the fucking fruit. Hell, Dante can't even kill his second form but then he can kill tbe third?

It feels like a lot of the problems with this game come from forcing in Vergil at the end.

There's still 3 hours before it goes up

It's really disappointing looking back because leading up to the game I really did see him as his own character and was excited to find more about him and who he actually was and how he was connected to all of this.

Finding out "he's just a part of Vergil, not even his own thing with his own reasons for being there and he just disappears completely at the end" feels bad. Like I got baited hard. Th-thanks Capcom.

No but I still like him and his demon friends and it will be fun to play them anyway, but I just wish they didn't do them dirty like this.

I'm amazed they didn't have Urizen kill Mundus as a power up. Would have been thematic and a really cool image to have Mundus' hollowed out shell be Vergil's throne.

Obviously Mundi will be the villain for 6 then. Man that'll suck.

Drew should come back as Sparda.

Steam shit the bed for me too. Thought it glitched out because download stopped and went to restart, now can't even login

...

I think Mundus is fucked up permanently. I mean, Dante nearly killed him, I imagine it's gonna take awhile for him to come back from that.

So when are you going to apologize to DmC?

source?

DMC5 story is just a huge Vergil wankfest to be honest. I like Vergil, but they went overboard with it. It's actually obnoxious fucking Itsuno.

Nope retard, we're here to stay on Yea Forums.

Call me salty Dantefag, but at ending of 4 I thought game will focus on Dante and Mundus. That Vergil might indeed come back, but, instead of Nero using unga-bunga to make them see the light... Dante and Vergil would work out their differences alone by themselves and team up against Mundus, like they did with Arkham.
Not impressed with 5 and how Dante/Vergil's relationship was handled.

it took him hundreds of years to recover from sparda

DMC4 art book. The same book which states Vergil is Nero’s father.

>now quake, that was a shooter

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I wish V would hit me with his cane.

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*thousands

This. It felt underwhelming as fuck.

Tbf even though /vg/ generals devolve into cancer soon enough being split up in 4 different Yea Forums threads isn't much better.

>trying to move it to /vg/
Not in a million years

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Bros do I cave in and buy it now with jewnuvo or wait for the crack?

I still say they should of used the tree as an excuse to sped up mundus revival and healing since there was a lot of blood to power up the tree. They could sill do this by stating that Hell is where the roots are, therefore where the power is stored, and Mundus has been having a feast there

I like how it was done. There's a mutual understanding now, and even if they're still fighting there's no malicious intent behind it. It's just like they're kids again, fighting for the hell of it.

I mean yeah but they already somehow made Vergil both the main villain, a key protagonist, the final adversary, a world destroyer AND a friendly villain who...Like he doesn't even get redeemed I guess?

Jesus this entire thing is a fucking mess.

This is one of the chaddest scenes in the game. It's so fucking great.

Also why the fuck did they take away Urizen's tentacles? That tentacle cape/shawl is so fucking cool.

Just finished the fight against Proto Angelo and came off for a break. I'm not sure I like V's gameplay. It's certainly novel but it feels so sluggish, my only death so far has been to Geryon because he just spent the whole time running around and I couldn't catch up to him with fatto catto. I don't know how to dismiss the summons to keep them out of damage either, so they keep stalemating. Maybe he'll grow on me with time, but you'd better believe I slammed that Nero option as fast as I could when it came up.

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IF YOU HAVE TO ASK

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There's a goddamn reason why /cgg/ died three times. If you're not a newfag you'd know this

I thought the same.
>It's costumer with a password. What should we do?
I honestly thought this was meant to be Mundus.

probably couldnt get a sponsor for monster so this was cose enough
>Where did you learn to count, we're clearly equal
top tier autism

I'd be against a DMC General but a /cgg/ revival for this, Astral Chain, and Bayo 3 coming in the next year is decent.

if i change my region on steam can i play early?

Youtube is a cesspool of faggotry. You only have yourself to blame.

>can't get into DMC
DMC3 with style switcher, and vanilla 4 runs on anything, and you can emulate 1 on ps2 certianly. save up welfare and you can go to one of those gamer-cafees and play and beat DMC5 there in like two sittings if youre really trying hard enough

Replay a few missions as V. He'll take longer to figure out and you're still in the Nero unga mindset.

Lad, they tried to kill each other over and over again while treating it like a game. It makes no fucking sense how they treat each other. In 3 there were reasons for them to fight outside of fighting but in 5 they just come across like autists who can't stop squabbling for no reason.

I said fuck off.

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All of V's scenes are so good and his voice actor is amazing.

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All this talk about Mundus makes me wish that he used V as a vessel, or lent him power because he would of misinterpreted Sparda & Dante’s last words of embracing humanity, and took it as bonding with a human means he can gain ultimate power. That way Vergil also learns to embrace his humanity via Nero. While all of them finish off Mundus for good

So is Vergil the demon king now considering he absorbed Urizen and all of the demons V killed with his cane?

Vergil is an autist that needs to be the strongest and Dante doesn't give 2 shits about what the outcome is anymore. I imagine their relationship has been like this since they were infants.

>If you're not a newfag you'd know this
Care to spoonfeed?

Time to spoonfeed retards
>/cgg/ delved into MY ACTION GAME> YOUR ACTION GAME 24/7 to the point it caused an internal split
>one part went to discord "DMC discord" and the rest stayed on /vg/
>generals keep dying because what the fuck can you discuss other than debating whether Musou games should be included
>God Hand nowhere discussed because its done on Yea Forums
>waifufagging can't sustain it cause fujos
>notorious autist shitting it up saying he's better than everyone
>dies first from this, then dies during 2017, then dies again after DMC5 announcement
tl;dr, nobody wants to go to /vg/. This is all around a bad idea

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By definition, yes, but Nero beat him, therefore Nero is the king at the moment.

I think everyone is wishing the end of the game was different. THe first half is pretty damn great though.

Dante wants to fight/kill Vergil for some reason though and Vergil literally killed all of those people/manipulated everyone as Urizen/V respectively just to fight Dante again. Not to claim his father's legacy, not to destroy mankind, not to merge the Demon World and mankind but because he doesn't like Dante.

I thought on how their relationship was presented and solved. Vergil was cause for Dante's mental breakdown in 2 games. 2! Their "reunion" felt underwhelming as fuck. Their "reconciliation" felt even more underwhelming as fuck. Even as V, Dante is too big of a hurry to try and listen. Fucking Trish has more development with V(ergil) than Dante did. Dante feels like just there to "unga-bunga" Vergil. Which is funny, since Yea Forums memes Nero as unga-bunga man, yet Dante is bigger unga-bunga in this game than anyone.
>V wants to tell him something
>nope don't have time, gotta go
>V wants to tell him something again
>nope gotta go again
>V's skin is cracking
>Dante doesn't question a thing because all he gives a shit is to unga-bunga (You)rizen
>"U mad cuz mommy didn't loved ya bro" "I don't even know wtf are you talking about Dante"
>Dante never question this shit
>V tells Dante to let (You)rizen to him
>DANTE FUCKING LETS HIM!
I'm Dantefag, but in this game Dante was presented as brainless unga-bunga retard.

I'm gonna fucking miss spastic guard flying shenanigans. Here's to DMC5 community finding new techs in the future.

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Vergil is literally everything. That's it. That's the game.

Who is Urizen?
Vergil of course!

Who is the mysterious V with a brand spanking new playstyle?
Vergil again haha!

So what is the point of this whole game and story and millions dying?
OH YOU BETER BELIEVE ITS JUST BECAUSE VERGIL WAS MAD AGAIN

>B-BUT MUNDUS AND-

literally who?

Brava Itsuno!

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That's not how being the demon king works I think. Also I think Vergil is stronger than Nero/Dante rn for a few reasons.
>Is able to keep fighting Nero while Dante takes a dirt nap
>recovers immediately and bitch slaps Nero just like Dante except he didn't need a rest
>Is referred to as 'The Alpha and Omega'.

Seriously 'DON'T SAY IT' is like the lamest shit ever.

IT'S TOO LATE

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>>/cgg/ delved into MY ACTION GAME> YOUR ACTION GAME 24/7 to the point it caused an internal split
i mean who couldn't see that happening from a mile away

youtube.com/watch?v=kG0CwoW-m6Q
Holy kek

Why can vergil summons 2 bosses from DMC1?

I love how he's hoping Dante won't be fucking Dante. Let the man have fun Vergil.

oh god the endless mother shit when then find out about V

you know what triggers me,people on twitch that are streaming dmc5 right now but never played any dmc game baka

Yup. If this was how would they finish Vergil's character, then Dante honestly wasn't even needed for it.

Mundus giving V his power would have been cool.

mmm fruit

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i didnt know dan was crato

how can this be a bad thing?
they're promoting the game, which is good for the franchise; and the fans will get a new game since the last one sold well

Unlock when

Can you even pause cutscene in this game? or just pressing the start button skips it entirely?

>Red Graver Burger et ses ifrit
eheh

>someone is gonna be BLACKED.
silly user there are no gingers in devil may cry

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IT'S NOT EVEN CUZ HE'S MAD. He's LITERALLY killing humans because
>fuck you Dante

FUCK, URIZEN WAS BETTER. I love that scene where Dante's confronting him and he's like "Our mother? Nah, I don't remember. I've only pursued this. This. My guiding light." If they'd played that a little more like Ludwig from Bloodborne, it would have been incredible but fuck me is this bad.

Vergil was great before because he had actual goals. Now he doesn't have any goals or objectives, he's just like 'fuck you Dante' and Dante's fighting him because 'fuck you Vergil'. There's no actual thought for it. If Urizen had been wanting to fuse the two worlds because the strongest species that exists is a human/demon hybrid or wanted to change reality or something, that would be one thing. But fuck me, they just made him do it cuz 'fuck you demon brother'?

I thought that was really weird too how Dante never fucking questions V or even seems to give a fuck when his skin is literally cracking and he obviously needs to talk to him and then just lets V stab Urizen.

I would be wondering who the fuck this guy is, no one questions it beyond Nero who only says "you sure are mysterious V!" and leave it at that.

Are Sparda's spawn really that fucking stupid?

it looks like the sephirothic fruit

Meh. I'll play it when it's $20.

It just makes Vergil seem like an autistic narc too. Why does he care if Dante says it? Why doesn't he go along? Why doesn't he have any good fucking quips or lines in this game? I'm glad Dan got to do Urizen too because otherwise he'd have said literally nothing good in the game.

This so much. There was more emotion in badly written story like DMC1 when killing Angelo than there ever was in any Dante/Urizen + V + Vergil interaction.
In DMC3 they were also "lets fight bro" type of autists, but in 5 they're just plainly autistic about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=z1IoIOjMqxQ
What did they mean by this?

2 and a half hours

Vergil is at the point of trying to be cool as ice 24/7. He's gotta keep up appearances as the superior Sparda son and all.

Even Trish questions it and figures it out immediately

Trish does also. Nico does it. Lady does it. Nero does it. Pretty much anyone not-Dante did. Dante just wants to SMASH and that's about it.

>kotaku
not giving it a (You)

I ain't clicking that shit, nigga

That would make perfect sense user. Mundus clearly still doesn’t understand humanity, so he figures using a human combined with demon power would make him one up the sparda bros. But he still doesn’t understand the concept of humanity and love. It would of bit him in the ass and give the message of embracing humanity a wondrous meaning.

Well, they weren't kidding when they said Tony Redgrave is now canon. Considering Tony(Dante) ignored all shit Gilver did and even was like "meh" when Nell told him that Gilver wasn't a human. DMC 5 Dante is on pair of his novel counterpart of how much retarded he is.

Why are we questioning the motivation of 2 brothers who never got to really grow up, one having to save the world every other week and the other having to prove himself as the best?
They're both fucking morons, that's the point.

Instead of arguing about Dante and Vergil, lets talk about the true hero of the game.
Nico, who is the best character to come out of the series.

The way she stutters when she’s excited, which is from her father, is perfect

That's not little chicken.

>you can retry secret missions immediately without having to go through 2 slow ass screens again
Sweet lord, best qol change

F to all those who didnt make it

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she reminds me too much of my sister for me to find her hot desu

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Griffon is a returning character. He was already a sweetheart.

Were all gonna make it bros.

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mom steam is dead again

And even then she doesn't stutter when she's stressed like Agnus. So the thing she inherited from her dad isn't exactly like her dads.

>steam overloaded
wew fucking lad 10 mirrion copies sord

Not long left now

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Did I interpret that cutscene correctly? Is she into Nero?

crack it already FUCK

Fuck yes! Her mannerisms are adorable and even in the novel she’s adorable. Like how she is awestruck of Kyrie and considers her the most beautiful thing in the world next to science, to the point she feels terrible about swearing in front of her and apologizes profusely

Nah, they're just best buds. Nico is only into one thing and it's demonic science. It's what makes her endearing.

I never had a problem with platforming in 1 and 3

i don't know if anyone posted the pc options, ignore the fag

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this will be my final request

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Actually she’s into Kyrie too as stated in the novel. She’s completely in awe of her and considers her the most beautiful thing other than her science.

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Trish literally finds out the first damn conversation she has with V but Dante and Nero spent the entire game with him and don't find out fucking or seem to care as much yikes

Why are people acting like Dante being retard is a new thing? Did you all forget DMC1 and how he fell for obvious Trish-trap? He has always been a retard. Every Sparda descendant is an absolute moron. Nero is somewhat higher IQ in comparison to his dad and uncle, but even he suffers from being retard like them.
Sparda family isn't gifted with intelligence much.

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That's a lot of options

Wait, is the PC version out already?

I’m gonna miss the pizza party, guys. I can’t play until I’m off work tomorrow

There aren't any bad platforming sections in 3 that I remember. The section before getting Ifrit in 1 and the Nero snatch one with spikes on the ceiling in 4 are pure torture though.

> steam down

Same here. Hopefully it's back in a bit more than 2 hours.

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I know your pain, I hope work goes quickly for the pair of us.

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Nero inherited the one braincell Sparda had. It skips generations.

Because all Nero needs is a daddy
Luckily he now has Vergil as a father and Dante as his daddy

I think you mean V.

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screenshot thumbnails is a dying art, good work

Enjoy your game over the weekend friends, I won't have the game until Monday and I won't have time to get far until Wednesday night.

But he was already cool as ice in DMC3. That's my point. He seems less cool, calm, composed or measured now. He's just a screaming brat having a temper tantrum while in 3 he's always driven, focused and crystal clear.

She calls him her little bro at one point so no. She seems more into girls anyway.

>Steam down because the tree is absorbing the blood of excited anons
>this is all a part of Urizens plan

IT HAS BEGUN

QUE TE JODAN!

>get hyped for Urizen
>get hyped for Vegil
>get hyped for V
>it's the same fucking person Might pirate someday

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Does Sparda appear in the game beside that family portrait?

Oh my!

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imagine terminal and caring about a fucking video game. I love this series but if I was in his shoes all I would care about is spending as much time with my family and friends as I possibly could. and this guy just cares about playing smash

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He really went too far with his Vergilboner this time.

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Nero's model looks great

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*imagine being

How is the optimization on PC?
Have gtx980+8700k with 16gb ram, gonna play at 1920x1200.

>Gabe is down in hell stuffing his fat self with fruits

we’ll still have fun lads with the amount of people in the same situation the party’s lasting till next week

While steam is down, make sure to check our Bethesda launcher and Fallout 76.

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So this is what he meant by showing us despair and death.

he's not coming back, get over it. his summons are dead. and v is literally just a part of vergil, not his own character.

You must've never had sibling that loved using that same catchphrase his entire line, thinking it's cool shit.
It's basically like a meme. Funny at first, but becomes annoying the more it's repeated.

imagine having a family

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>Sparda family isn't gifted with intelligence much
it's okay, at least Nero is gifted with a nice fat cock
with a face like that he can unga bunga and swing that shit towards anyone

hard to say, most if not all the streamers who got an early copy have god tier builds but honestly a 980 should be fine, look for a RE2 benchmark to get an idea

not until bayo 3 and astral chain are out.

>Todd is secretly mundus trying to monopolize normal anons for funds so that he can make a rival Devil hunting shop to prove he can do the sparda boys job better than they can

How far does this rabbit hole go?

>SWEET SURRENDER
A Devil Breaker created by Nico to relieve Kyrie's tension.

Nero is too rough to do the job without hurting Kyrie, so this device is made of soft materials. Its vibration feature is especially effective at alleviating shoulder and hip pain.

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She could be like that creepy girl in one of those 10 a penny harem manga that rather than try and get the hero they want to try and get the hero and his chosen girlfriend in a threesome.

As for people talking about Nero taking lead now, you know that'll never happen, Capcom knows by now or at least I hope they do that people will never see their franchises without their core characters because it always ends badly

Street Fighter will always have Ryu,Ken, Chun Li and Cammy
Resident Evil will always have Leon and Chris
Dead Rising will always be Frank's
Devil May Cry will always be Dante's and Vergil's
Ace Attorney will always be about Phoenix Write
Megaman will always be about classic now as the X and Zero franchise while popular just doesn't sell like the classic brand does
These characters make their franchises they can't get rid of them anymore. It's impossible.

>Vergil getting agitated enough by his brother's dumb meming to say DON'T SAY IT.
>continually saying 'n-nuh uh that doesn't count'
>"I-if I beat nero I beat you dante haha :v)"
Vergil is awful in this game. He's lost all of the casual, detached air that made him so threatening in the third game. Vergil's popularity came from how amazing a challenge/threatening an adversary he was, with some indication that he wasn't just a shallow villain.

Now he's just pitiful.

>try to preload to ssd
>not enough space
>delete everything unnecessary
>not enough space
>UNINSTALL CRASH REMASTER

>space
>begin preload

Close one lads

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Thought that they bring back Vergil because Urizen is too powerfull. Thought that V wants the fruit because reasons. Turns out the story is shit.

>he doesn't have 2 SSDs

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Because daddy issues run deep through literally e every main character in the DMC series.

but what can it do in battle?

Yeah, I had that thought too. Wasn't she kinda lusting over Lady at some point?