Back in my day, we used to collect kaijus, dinosaurs, dragons and other badass looking monsters as Pokemon

Resetera bay bay!!!!!

>expected: generic fakemon that just gets bigger

I like Golisopod

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t. Grinchfag

>Now we collect LGBT characters as Pokemon.
you mean like richard simmons: the pokemon?

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>I want animals to evolve into random anthros to please my fetishes

just look at these new pokemon
its a fucking embarrassment

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What do you mean? It looks grrrrrrrrreat

I ONLY USE GLACEION :D

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>based on a clown that mimic
>LGBT
>random pokemon he doesn't like
>LGBT
yep, another brainlet zoomers

Besides mr mime honestly those are all cutie and friend sized

>Now we collect LGBT characters as Pokemon.

Because they pander to kids, and sjws, and soibois. Anyone with half a brain has grown out of their manchild phase by now.

>its okay when gen 1 does it

>i want pokemon to evolve in things that get my dick hard

But enough about Typhlosion

You only posted examples from Gen1, stupid
Gen2 and 3 had great designs too

please right a paragraph on each pokemon why each is LGBT so i know what you define as a LGBT design

i like how gen 3 is slowly getting added to genwun as the internet gets more younger people

It has pink parts therefore it is queer

You don't need to be a genwunner to see how fucking awful Gen7 designs are, retard.

Gen 3 is 18 years old now

stay mad digifaggot

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>and other badass looking monsters as Pokemon

Oh yeah dude I remember badasses like pic related, Pikachu (who got its own game where you can't evolve it), Butterfree, Chansey, Rapidash, Wigglytuff, and Barney the Dinosaur.
Though allegedly, that last one is a Dinosaur which fits into what you said, my bad.

And also I didn't know mermaids and faeries weren't folklore. or that Delphox isn't based on folklore either. And who would think of having a wrestler in Pokemon, right? Pfft nah.

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Pokemon is such fucking trash.
Imagine looking at shit like Incineroar and unironically thinking it looks better than a third rate cereal mascot aimed at fetishists

Charizard makes my dick hard, what now?

I'm pretty sure LGBT is what others like you wanting to use it as a slur assigned to Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee

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all of the pokemon in OP's image, barring diancie, are all based off folklore or pop culture
so either you're an old good new bad fag or the newer designs are justified because they're based on something
go ahead and call me a zoomer if you don't have an actual argument tho

im a total kanto fag and my fave pkm is hitmonchan (yes i know lees is better) i LITERALLY ONLY buy games whee you can get him and i still thing Decidueye is actually cool.

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i'm not a furry, but they made Primarina way too hot

i don't mind feminine pokemon designs, but she's sexy as fuck

meant reply to but I'm retarded

Ninetails is based on forklore not delphox

There is a containment board for you pokefaggots. Use it.

A new game just got announced. Discussion will migrate back to being /vp/ exclusive once the hype dies out a little.

>not a furry
>gets all hot over an animal
Yahh okayy

what hype?
Everyone agrees it's another shitty DS game with another digimon mechanic ripoff

this. Yea Forums is for smash rosterfagging, e-celebs and politics only. everything else needs to leave.

Yea Forums isn’t for any of those things u fucking retard

Make me

>not delphox

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_witchcraft#Japan

>These creatures can be either nefarious; disguising themselves as women in order to trap men, or they can be benign forces as in the story of 'The Grateful Foxes'
>disguising themselves as women

not a furry but I would fuck eevee

There's nothing wrong with wanting Decidueye's talons on your dick user.

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>witchcraft
Hell yah to bad the design suks a fuk

Eevee is for pats not Lewds

Is nidoking gay? I love the guy but can’t have no lgbt on my team

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very

DO IT

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He looks retarded and his pre evos make no sense in context.

>4'7"
Gay.

Ok Eevee can be for pats but Eeveelutions are for lewds especially Espeon

Not, Pikachu with a gun. Would not for even Pikachu with two guns, or Pikachu with a sword.

>buy a kitten
>wtf it doesn't turn into a biped wrestler it just GROWS?
What a crazy concept.

> 4’7
The fuck, that is below Manlet

Welcome to videogames

yes

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ESPECIALLY GLACEION

Lurk more.

No, it mates with female Nidoran therefore it's straight

If I recall there's a ton of pokemon, especially in gen 1 that 'look' big but they're all under 5' tall and weigh less than 150lbs. Asians, man.

So it's a pedophile, then?

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It's a Pokemon

the gayest manlet fetish in existence

kinda? Nidorina & Nidoqueen can't breed for some reason, so the species don't really have a choice if they wanna keep the Nidoran family out of extinction

Why are you people so obsessed with seeing everything ever as LGBT/trannies?

Im starting to get tired of things subverting my expectations. Its TOO nonsensable. Why cant i pick dome that turns into something that resembles the thing i picked

OLD GOOD

NEW BAD

not a fan of the deviantart cat that turns into furaffinity oc, looks like shit dude

>finally have my dream as a kid realized and get a proper t-rex mon in fucking kalos of all regions
Yeah fuck this bullshit, each gen has their ups and downs, I just don't feel as many pokemon per gen as I used to.

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Typhlosion isn't anthro he's just on his hind legs
Charizard would have a better argument

Sylveon is literal perfection.

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Have a free (You)

good taste, golisopod is one of the best pokemon from this gen

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>imagine having such a fragile masculinity, that you're scared of a color

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For me it's Suicune, but those are some pretty nice hips.

Well you can technically raise one to level 100 for its entire life with use of an Everstone, so no, it's legal.

I like Suicune a lot as well. Good taste.

>Agender
>Asexual
OHNONONONONONO

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I LOVE KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Can't just say you don't like the newer Pokemon, gotta hide it behind thinly veiled attempts at sounding objective about some inherent design philosophy since it's the only way people will give (You)s
God you faggots are pathetic

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could this be the birth of a new epic maymay????

holy mother of repressed faggotry

OP confirmed egg