Who the fuck woke up and said I really need a 1/6 scale light up statue of the bonfire from darksouls? Not even a fucking character.
Who the fuck woke up and said I really need a 1/6 scale light up statue of the bonfire from darksouls...
Samuel Edwards
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Ryder Wright
Looks cool, and the bonfire is a key series icon. I think fans will buy it.
Kevin Smith
>Not owning 4-5 so you can place them at different places in the house
>I've got one in my room (of course) where I can spend my hard-earned souls in safety every night
>one in the bathroom so if I'm somewhere else in the house and need to poop I just kill myself and respawn there
>one in the entryway for when I try to go outside
>one outside the kitchen for when the mommy boss encounter proves too difficult
Josiah Jenkins
That's because (you) are the character
Benjamin Powell
Way better than whatever loli-dragon kun you hot glue every night, you pathetic fuck.
Angel Foster
t. mad souls fanboy
Cooper Nguyen
based
Kevin Jenkins
>>one in the bathroom so if I'm somewhere else in the house and need to poop I just kill myself and respawn there
Jordan Richardson
>paying $100 for a fucking night light shaped like a burning sword
Also you exposed yourself you disgusting hot glue fag
Xavier Flores
Lincoln Ward
Kek
Samuel Gutierrez
back to r*ddit
William Jones
>fighting mommy
>dodge her "pick up all the game cases in the living room" attack
>have to poop really bad after I roll into the table and knock over the chairs
>kill myself and respawn in the bathroom
>come back to start fight again
>mommy's standing on my blood-stain and won't give me my souls back
Matthew Gutierrez
Cringe.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Example of items that will make a girl leave the date when she enters your house.
Joseph Lee
Name a time thats has ever happened once. If you bring a girl home and can't seal the deal then the toys weren't the problem it was you
Jace Taylor
>Bro, what ya gonna do when ya have your gurl over? XD
Kill yourself normalnigger
Elijah Gomez
Since when the fuck did Yea Forums ever become interested in girls?
Cooper Roberts
He's not even a normalfags he's just larping as one 2019 females don't even do shit like that. You can fuck a cute 20 year old against a fucking dumpster these days
Adam Smith
get fucked you humorless cunt
Robert Stewart
>everyone is exactly like me
>nobody can like things that i don't like
severe autism?
Eli Nelson
>implying she will get to see my autism room
Landon Mitchell
Don't buy it. No need to whine like a bitch
Anthony Thomas
Well of course you're not exactly like me you're fucking ugly
Jose Lewis
Cringe
Brayden Gray
it makes sense on a scale 1:1 or close to that, otherwise boring.
Bentley Rodriguez
Aha yes my fellow Yea Forums brethren, it needed a picture of a wojak!
Kevin Nelson
>implying
Charles Barnes
Every female has 40 funko pops these days. Are you trying to bed women with 4 children or something
Aaron Sanders
I think it's cool. Gecco does pretty cool stuff. Still got their Heather Mason statue mint and sealed in the box.
Brandon Jones
Good way to identify keepers
Josiah Lee
>sealed
Either sell her or free her from her prison user
Hunter Sullivan
That right there is a man who knows what he wants from life and isn't afraid to go get it.
James Brown
Some reddit onions boy who fills his life' s void not with actual lifetime achievements, but with how many capitalistic marketing products he can collect.
Brandon Howard
A modern day jesus carrying his cross
Evan Howard
I used to open all my statues but I became a NEET so I kept the last ones I bought sealed in case I really need money. I don't really have display cases either so the statues I did open collected dust a lot.
I wont lie, I tend to prefer huge tiddy skimpy outfit statues. Most of what I bought was Queen's Blade stuff. I think if I had a lot more money I would've bought a lot more stuff, with more variety too. Statues are so awesome but it's such an insanely expensive hobby.
David Thomas
That describes most people user
Jackson Fisher
Caleb Campbell
>that muscular right arm
>girl in the background's panties literally melting on-camera
It just gets better the more I look.
Thomas Cox
Jeremiah Brooks
Looks good and is certainly 1000000 times better than any statue of your trash waifu in some skimpy outfit
Charles Barnes
>Here's our son's living room
Dominic Gonzalez
Jonathan Jones
Your son is obscenely financially secure and clearly takes good care of his home and his things. Also give up on grandchildren.
Matthew Green
Jayden Watson
Kinda makes me want to make one myself, but I'm not sure how to make the fire.
Cooper Allen
I wish there was 1/12 bonfire. I know there was one on comiket few years ago, but since i'm poor enough to go to Japan, i can't legally get it or find it(picrelated)
Also i wish Black Knight figma wasn't cancelled.
Xavier Cruz
If you want to feel bad about your life you should see that guys twitter
>beautiful house
>cute girlfriend
>nice cars
>cute cats
It's ridiculous it makes me feel bad because I've never worked for anything or had any ambition in life
Jason Gomez
>gekko cyborg ninja
oh no
Levi Edwards
>Abloo why didn't my waifu from a meme series got remembered but the most iconic part of it is? It's not fair (Sob and cries)
Christopher Howard
hey just because the series died doesn't mean they can't keep milking it.
please enjoy your 5 inch green styrofoam buttplug.
Cooper Torres
But is he enjoying tendies and sauce while shitposting on Yea Forums right now?
Checkmate, successful people!
Lincoln Richardson
>>cute cats
prove it
Jose Lopez
God damn I'm jealous.
Anthony Reed
Luis Ramirez
The Bonfires are more loreful than any single character. I can see why they'd go with a statue of those rather than the less loreful people.
Cameron Butler
>and can't seal the deal then the toys weren't the problem it was you
Toys will DEFINITELY spook normal people. That's why adults dont have toys.
Lincoln Diaz
There's no such thing as normal people you show me a normal person and I'll show you a live dodo bird
Jackson White
Henry Watson
>$250
Jordan Ortiz
Holy crap! Can you buy that?
John Rodriguez
My gf like videogames. Jokes on you
Brody Reyes
i'd get one of these for my desktop if only the plastic fire wasn't shit
any way to make statue fire not look like shit? i want examples
Easton Young
l-lewd and gross
Dylan Sullivan
not a bad statue but colouring is WAY off. I like how the mouth is coloured tho.
Hudson Morgan
Ok. My boypussy is wet now
Brandon Sanders
Nathaniel King
guess the operation went wrong
Hunter Flores
Joseph Torres
based would be using that money for better stuff.
Logan Perez
vidya statues are overpriced tacky garbage. Vidya dolls is where it at.
Isaiah Perry
How much is 25,000 moonbucks?
Samuel Cooper
About 250 USD maybe a little bit less
Gabriel Davis
Jack Clark
Neeto
James Butler
Leo Young
Michael Russell
near 250 USD. Nips don't devalue pocket change by adding a period.
Noah Campbell
It would actually look cool on like a bookcase in a lower light entertainment room or like den. It’s more for the aesthetic and subtle video game reference.