Ok, seriusly where is the crack
Ok, seriusly where is the crack
Just buy it faggot only 40$
You are supposed to only pirate SJW games or bad games not Fucking Devil May Cry you idiot
not him but why would i buy it
game looks ugly as fuck
no turbo
no playable vergil
maybe ill buy special edition when it comes out
>nitpicking
>>/pol/
I tried other DMC games and did not like them. I'll buy this one after pirating if I like it.
dumb fatso
Hopefully not too soon.
I only exclusively pirate because I boycott Steam and this is my first generation with no console (since I'm boycotting Sony), but asking for new games to be cracked right away is disgusting
then why the fuck would you play this one? are you fucking dumb or just pretending to be online?
I want to give it a shot. I liked Nier: Automata, and it seems they have somewhat similar gameplay mechanics (though I liked Nier more for style than for its gameplay).
This man speaks the truth
youtube
>disgusting
oh no user is disgusted how will we ever recover
>it seems they have somewhat similar gameplay mechanics
Lol. Oh boy.
Nier's combat is a very casual baby version of DMC.
Why are piratefags so entitled?
Can I pay with a kidney? Where do I find the money you shitter
>Denuvo EIGHT.
From 5 being the latest
Jesus christ
Because they want free shit
why would you buy it? because you want to play it, scumbag piece of shit. Do something in your pitiful life for once.
I'm sure the code barely changed
Well, I'm not a fan of this kind of combat, so simplifying it is an improvement for me. I like when combat is about reacting to opponent's moves, and not about mashing buttons in a specific order with great speed.
> not having a job
ahahaha losers like you really deserve to be alone for the rest of your life.
>entitled
are you paid to do this
But DMC is the anti mashing game.
> having a job
>wagie
How the fuck do you get a job?
ayo gimme dat crack boi
>Not being the boss
>being a boss isnt a job
Right but it feels much better doing a job you set for yourself than doing something for someone else's benefit
I buy all my games from money i get from doing furry porn commissons
return bottles and cans
get a paper route
mow lawns
40 bucks isn't hard to come up with
you're doing a job for your own benefit
unless you work for free, of course
Then get off Yea Forums and do something about your miserable trainwreck of a life you NEET loser.
im kinda skeptical especially when there’s this much shilling from rabid fanboys
got burned too mant times
It has denuvo you spastic faggot. there's no point buying something you can't actually own, iinfected with malicious shitware. the cracked version becomes the superior product in every way.
denuvo still runs on the cracked games you dumb faggot
Yeah no it's not shilling, the game looks really good despite the lack of turbo and the bad character design choices
>performance are better
>doesn't send your data
It's better.
Is there a Steam pre-load crack yet?
No it doesn't you retarded shill. that's what the crack does blocks it from ever running. the best cracks remove all the denuvo files all together. you can move it to other computers, tamper with it & play it whenever the fuck you want.
how many rupies are pajeets paid anyway to shill denuvo?
>day one dlc
>no vergil
>microtransactions
>no turbo
>denuvo
>a better version comming for sure with SE
But buy it goyim its okay when japan does it :DD
Expect a crack in a week same denuvo and engine as RE2
>that fake market LV wallet
ewww
He's just pretending to be online but in reality he's offline.
>Dr. Who Funbux
L O L
yeah and it's programmed really badly too.
so you're a darksould fag. dodge and spam your strongest attack. you can't combo unless it's mashing one button. imagine if the attacking part was actually fun.
perhaps you should try to improve at DMC then you'll have fun.
guitarists can have fun playing for hours but someone who can't play guitar can not have fun because they need to git gud. being good at something is rewarding being shit is not.
>where do I find 40 dollars
>has internet
>has a device to post to the internet from
>has a pc with which to be able to play his pirated games
holy shit man. get yourself together bucko. clean your room or something. Jordan Peterson is insufferable, but it sounds like you should listen to the old mans advice.
jesus fuck I hope you lazy cunts die from a heart attack or something
>imagine having the time to spend waiting for a pirated version of a game but don't have the time to move your ass and be somehow productive