DMC is a blunder

>DMC is a blunder
Who woulda thunk?

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>Repeating experience twice in the same summary sentence
I don't give a shit about DMC but that just irks me

>muh story in a game focused around stylish combat and juggling enemies
DmC fags still seething

>Things that turn me off from review sites
>Reviewer has really shitty ingame avatar
>Language is 99% squiggly lines
>Reviewer is IGN
2/3, opinion discarded.

Who the fuck plays dmc for the story? Sure there are few funny moments in dmc games, but overall the story is there just to take you to the next fight.

>pick worst review
>le blunder
>newfags bite
>400 replies
>seething op gets attention he missed out on in his childhood
same shit, every day

C O P E

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seething

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BARRY, ARE YOU OK?

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> goo gaa me want Bayo random mini games

how can someone with such low iq qualified to review games?

cope

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>game gets positive reviews
>autist picks out one negative review and spams it on Yea Forums every few hours
Why are you faggots so predictable?

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>ALREADY DOWN TO 86
>NOT EVEN RELEASED YET
OH NO NO NO NO

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>mediocre experience
>70

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>Doesn't know how the review system works.
Lurk more, newfriend.

Report this thread. It's Barry.

why does it not make sense that a 70 is considered above mediocre?

>70 is a blunder
okay.

Daily reminder DMC 5 is living inside Barry's mind and it's RENT FREE

>REPORT THIS THREAD!!
switch ps and xbox wojak to dmcfags

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Its the cycle of Yea Forums. Whenever there's a popular upcoming game shitposters go all out using tried and true templates such as low metacritic scores as bait. In this case Barry will move on to whatever else is living rent free in his head and everything will be fine afterwards.

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>453587870
Notice that the one in your pic is the PS4 score and that one is the PC score

>he can't edit images
lmao

>DMC
>repetitive
Gonna go out on a limb here and say this guy mashed triangle on auto-easy the whole game.

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>muslims and bogans don't like DMC
who cares?

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>2/3rds of the review is talking about a different game
nani?

>Journos still shilling DmC
When will they accept that they got BTFO?

Redpill me barry and erik

>gameplay is good but story is bad
>leaves fans of dmc with mediocre experience
Something doesn't add up here cletus.

>its ok because its dmc!

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It got a 9.5 on IGN no one has heard of TrueGaming

>I play games for the story
You're too casual to even post in a dmc thread