CUM ON MAYUN! IT DROPPED MY INPUT! FUCK YOU KOJIMA!

Why is the guy so hated?
I get he's extremely salty and asks for money non stop, but how is this different from the majority of twitch streamers?

How do I breathe? My parents never explained it to me!

People in stream chat are telling me to inhale then exhale? How the fuck am I supposed to figure that out! Its so cryptic!

Him forgetting what a game tells him to do five seconds later isn't a flaw of the game, user.

OH

NO

I

WON

Did he do that marathon yet or is he still pushing it off until his paypigs forget about it?

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I AM ONE OF ALL EMPLOYEES IM GOING TO THE PLATFORM

Looking forward to TIHYDP DMC

>"The game didn't teach me that! How was I supposed to know??"
>"Dude I shot him and it lagged so I died! Fuck treyarc!"
>Slow mo replay shows him clearly missing every shot
Imagine playing video games almost every single day of your life for over 10 years and still being dogshit at literally every single one.

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This is achievable natty?

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What the heck??! A pig with a party.
Save the Pig: The Game

uhh its all tevins fault

I can barely watch TIHYDPs anymore because it's basically just Twitch plays with a manchild.

BEGGINNERS TRICK
Underrated dspism

REPEAT

I'M PRESSING BUTTONS
A HA HA THIS IS STUUPID

*defends lootboxes only because his LPs of games with lootboxes aren't getting any views*

UNEDITED

RAW KAHNTENT

>not RAW

ya blew it

See

MY CONDO IN CONNECTICUT

CHEERING SUBBING TIPPING

Love Kojima, Love DSP. I'm based, thanks.

This, DSP is a retard but he does point out shit game design sometimes which triggers his hate-fans

imagine actually liking this man
imagine actually thinking he does it ironically and isnt a complete shitter and a secret nigger

Jesus you’re worse than nintendies...

WUUUUUUUUUUUT

>Gets away with things that would ruin anyone else's career 10 times over

Has he truly achieved godhood at this point?

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Never watched any of his streams, but I am an advent Vinny fan, whenever E-Celeb threads are made this fuck is mentioned. What does he stream? How is he different from all the faggots on twitch?

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cringe and bluepilled

DSP is unironically the only lets player that can actually make a unique entertaining content that are worth watching imo

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>entertaining content
?

>unique
>entertaining
>DSP

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post some kino TIHYDPs

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Chill stream
Raw gameplay
Uncensored content

its just like speedrunning but the opposite
its really interesting to me to see someone with a 50 IQ trying to play video games

COME ON NGUBU KICK DE FAKKIN BAUWW

>entertaining
>Phil

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and the best part is hes not self aware of the fact that how bad he is very entertaining so he tries his best to play video games, its hilarious

why my patrons need to get second jobs

Why am I poisoned?
WHY AM I TOXIC?

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>Phil starts playing Jump Force, a broken-ass party fighter where you can win against the literal children playing by spamming beams
>goes online
>loses twice to the same guy and uninstalls because he can't figure out how to video game

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I'M NOT A CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER

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How can someone play video games every day for 10 years and still be this bad?

The only DSP content i watch is "How to not play game" because otherwise its fucking painful and time wasting

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what career?

Based.

This
Imagine being a shitter and actually watching him live or give him views on his videos.

So yeah, that's what we're gonna do today... ok?

Shoutout to niggerbuster48 for the $5 dollar tip, let get you up on the leaderboard here. Reminder guys that tipping is the best way to contribute right now with the upcoming tax situation.

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He used to go to the gym

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UMMM

The best thing about DSP it that he revealed that Kojima fanboys are as, if not more, obnoxious than him.

Sounds good?

>DOOD THIS BARBELL IS TOO HEAVY
>THE TRAINER TOLD ME TO REMOVE SOME WEIGHTS,UUUUUHHHHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
>SCREW IT I CAN LIFT IT ANYWAY IF I REALLY WANT TO
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I INJURED MY BACK THIS SUCKS FUCKING BUGGED WEIGHT LIFTING MECHANICS

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Remember when he bashed Twitch for introducing tips and cheers? Good times.

The only good TIHYDP is KosherAlien's Resident Evil 1 remake video.

Pocok's

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Based as fuck. Strongarming his beta viewers to give him all their lunch money.

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I hope someone uploads his 'banter' with Mumkey Jones. Which is pretty much just Mumkey just fucking with the guy
>H-haha what are all these streamers doing here? Don't you guys have your own streams going on? What's going on?
>Translation: LEAVE ME ALONE I WANT TO BEG WITHOUT ANY ATTENTION

NOTHING I COULD DO

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH, NO!

Burn in hell Burnell
DSP is a pedophile
DSP is a thief
DSP is a greedy fuck

little kids still don't watch his content
nobody does.

See this would be great if he didn't have his Stream Chat with him. All the best moments of him fucking up, in my opinion, is when he runs in circles (Bayonettas opening level for example)

That guy is a bitch

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Was it rape?

Absolute Chad.

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If you ever hear about his fighting game days from others, everyone calls him kind of meek and quiet. He never confronts anyone but will totally shit talk behind their back. I like that story where someone actually confronted him and Phil ended up crying in the bathroom scared shitless.

Best part is the voice getting louder every few seconds when he tells us about his upcomming tahx situation and that he is a master of taecahndo and the reassuring okays, alrights and sounds goods.

youtube.com/watch?v=9NpklMER0BA
youtube.com/watch?v=TURZRplkt2o
youtube.com/watch?v=ERBmLAOUqXw
youtube.com/watch?v=aB2voWSdh0c

Reminder that he fucking won.

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KHANTRIBUTIONS are so low today... I really thought people would show up for the CHILL STREAM.

This series of images never fails to crack me up.
It's like the Bayeux Tapestry in the way it tells a story.
First you've got disgust as she sees - no, smells - him raise his arm.
Then the fear as he extends it towards her, unsure whether the velocity is enough for it to be a smack or if he is about to attempt "affection"
The genuine displeasure in the third panel speaks for itself as she gazes upon his face, knowing she is trapped by both the camera and his arm fixed around her shoulder.
Finally, the resignation as she realises she is doomed to this fate. His fingers clutch around her tighter than before, you can almost see her shivering in revulsion and self pity.

The Kentucky Derby?

I need that money i really do,i need that money for hair replacement

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Sons of Kojima are shitting up Yea Forums again with their e-celeb threads, I see.

kek, beat me to it.

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I told you not to comb my hair back, why don't you listen to me!

fucking bluepilled detractors

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How was I supposed to know that?

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That alien physique. He just looks so...uneven.

Jesus christ

>Cheesed every fight in DaS2 with the lightning spear
>His plan immediately falls to pieces once he faces the Looking Glass Knight
I don't watch his content, but that's the only playthrough I've seen more than just one part to and it was completely worth it seeing him get so angry.

>his biggest supporters are mental
>his detractors are mental
>his detractors were once his fans
...

i still don't understand why he doesn't simply run through the bridge to the bossfight instead of figthing all the stutues

>his detractors were once his fans

Wrong,i consider myself a detractor and never were a fan of Phil,i just like to see gouty boy being a beggar and a liar.

24/7 FUCKING DIPSHITPHIL SPAM GENERALS

Yea Forums acts the exact same as dsp
>REE ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY REEE
i guess they hate him because they see themselves in him

PHILS A FAGGOT

Reminder that DSP is actually based and Yea Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

Stop being a sheep.

His DNF review:
youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

His RE6 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

His AssCreed Unity review:
youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

His 1886 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Y

His Evolve review:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

Five Nights at Freddy's:
youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s

Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

Also, as a streamer:

>Does not accept donations mid stream to interrupt game
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Yea Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

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>normal streamer: a positive cuck to not offend autists
>DSP: says how it is
dsparchives is such a retarded autist, like the rest

if you read the problems the fags on Yea Forums have with games, they are much worse at games than DSP

EVERYTHING WENT WRONG ON YOUTUBE

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Tevin got banned, stream.me got shut down

cheer or tip
i guess they never tip huh

>normal streamer: not a beggar
>Phil: the biggest beggar on Twitch

Can we agree on this?

Tevin can still stream on Youtube,there is also another restream going on everyday at DarkDave.

Funny that when DSP started asking for tips they switched to cheers,they are still fucking retards for giving him any money.

Hi Dave.

hey hey hey guys

check em

>HELLO EVERYJUAN
>SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>OH ITS BEEN ON THE WHOLE TIME HAUH

yeah but that's no reason to whine, the autists could just not watch him
other streamers don't pay off 2 houses for being stupid

Phil is that one kid that would always get mad when people didn't want to do what he wanted to and take away his toys.

I like how everything on that list is wrong now.

The first DS3 THYIDP has some pretty dumb deaths and Gundyr tearing 67 holes in him or whatever it was.

Also watch MGS3 redemption one

KosherAlien's Resident Evil 1 remake is pretty good, the edits are hilarious.

They haven't been good since the MGS ones.
DSP isn't even bad at games compared to actual normies. You guys must be watching way too many speedruns and pro players. People suck at games.

DSP enters "i don't know what to do guise please tip" mode everytime there is something somewhat tricky in a game,he's only an average gamer when he can spam buttons and still come out on top.

Yeah I guess his tantrums make the TIHYDPs more interesting, but watching three hours of that shit? Fuck that

There was an intro to one of his TIHYDPs and it had the doctor strange scene with him being thrown through space, phils head was cropped on and it had him yelling wooooooooeww. Where can I find it

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I don't know, he's pretty bad in my opinion. I watched a lot of TIHYDP and a few of his streams and he's one of the most unaware people I've ever seen.

One example, in his Resident Evil 2 remake video, he said "why is Leon reporting to the police station in a cop car that doesn't make any sense", completely missing the obvious green jeep Leon was driving, and even pumping gas into before even entering the gas station. He has the memory of a goldfish. And he constantly blames the game for bugged mechanics when most of the time it was his fault. There are some moments where he plays ok though.

I do agree that TIHYDP isn't very good anymore, my favorite is the KosherAlien one and a few others because the KosherAlien video has hilarious edits. The rest are just straight up cherry picked takes of DSP's streams and are very boring and way too long.

It was made by Ludwig World Order I think.

how is it possible to play video games for over 10 years as a living and to not improve at all over the course of that 10 years

>One example, in his Resident Evil 2 remake video, he said "why is Leon reporting to the police station in a cop car that doesn't make any sense", completely missing the obvious green jeep Leon was driving, and even pumping gas into before even entering the gas station.

Dood you cannot expect me to pay complete attention to a game for many hours *snort* alright,this job is really stressful and i need to take breaks even during gameplay for my health *rocks back and forth*

that's where you're wrong. bub

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Needs those tips and cheers to heal my depresshiun

youtube.com/watch?v=a6Pi-hpPMMM

Reminder that DSP haters are literally as mentally ill as DSP fans

Sounds like something he'd say. Although I can totally see getting really tired of video games fast if it becomes a daily routine, I like taking long breaks in between gaming because of burn out.
I personally don't hate him I just find him very interesting sometimes, one of the most unaware gamers I've ever seen who refuses to admit that maybe it's his fault he died instead of blaming bugged gaming mechanics.

Post your face when you are not DSP's paypig

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One thing he is really great at, seriously, is punctuation and grammar. Rather like you....

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And you gotta tip him more than a dollar if you're using paypal, because paypal takes a bigger cut if you donate just 1 dollar.

But wait a minute,if you donate more money like let's say 100 dollars to me i get a bigger cut,so really its easier to just donate 200 dollars right now so you can support me better *chokes on his snort* excuse me i was just getting excited *clears throat*

GREED,GREED IS MASSIVELY STRONG

youtube.com/watch?v=zCxhQrhyE6g

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my favorite part is when he uses his same online street fighter excuses for offline single-player games. "COULDN'T BLAWK! LAG! IT'S DROPPING MY INPUTS! THIS GAME FUCKIN' SUCKS DOOD!"

Jak 2 is the one where he rages the most, that I've seen anyway

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WALKING OFF THIS CLIFF INTO AN EMPTY ABYSS WOULD KILL ME???

Half-hourly reminder.

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you can argue all of these besides Chris

Reminder that DSP is actually based and Yea Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

Stop being a sheep.

His DNF review:
youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

His RE6 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

His AssCreed Unity review:
youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

His Evolve review:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

Five Nights at Freddy's:
youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s

Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
youtube.com/watch?v=myBv7M8eG34

Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

Also, as a streamer:

>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Yea Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

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You already posted this pile of lies

positive support

>spends days crawling though videos of guy you hate to make content to circlejerk with others over
>doesn't see this as unhealthy behavior
DSP's weird ass love/hate fanbase will never not weird me out. And this shit has been going on for YEARS

someone post the list of quotes

got me there with this bot shitpost user, i'm gonna go donate to the poor guy's tax problem asap

yeah he used to be like that, but its now the modern era and he has matured.

ITS TIME TO GROW THE FUCK UP

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I matured so hard i celebrate my birthday for a whole week too

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why are all anti-DSP posters massive SJWs?
pretty pathetic desu

>i celebrate my birthday for a whole week too
Yeah it's bad enough when a woman has a "birthday week" a man in his late thirties having one is just so damn pathetic.

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This is how you run a sca- i mean a business

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Greed is MASSIVELY strong

funny that most detractors are seething niggers and 3rd worlders spics

>10,000+ pages of discussion on kiwifarms
>8 hour long compilation videos
>twitter accounts who tweet about DSP every single day for 5 years
Imagine being this pathetic.

Go to bed, Phil.

Calm down Phil,your paypigs didn't run away yet.

I feel like if I had hundreds of people who wanted to watch me and pay me to stream video games, I would downsize my life just a little bit so I wouldn't have to do this constantly. It's like he enjoys wringing out his viewers more than playing video games. But I don't hundreds of people watching me stream, so what the hell do I know

If somebody wasn't as stupid,bad with money and talentless as DSP he wouldn't need to trick his own viewers,he could just stream and get that money naturally.

isn't that the one where he got so mad that he started quoting the bible at his detractors?

streamable.com/pwd94
Whu happen

Slowbeef, Woolie, your shitty channels are dead. Get over it. DSP outlasted you and will outlast your favorite tranny TheSphereHunter.

You're a little mad, aren't you, Phil? Truth hurts, doesn't it. But no matter, your time will come. Those donations will dry up and it will be funny to watch the begging increase 100x

THANKS TO ALL MY SUPPORTERS FOR THEIR PAHSITIVITY

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>will outlast your favorite tranny TheSphereHunter.
Which will happen first I wonder. One of these spic detractors will jump the fence at Phil's gated community find him and kill him, or will Sue become an hero.

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>o-one day dsp will fail
hahahahaha pathetic

Phil is such a classy sleaze bag, it's all about the money. Surprised he doesn't sex traffic children for a living.

>2015: DSP WILL GO BANKRUPT THIS TIME
>2016: DSP WILL GO BANKRUPT THIS TIME
>2017: DSP WILL GO BANKRUPT THIS TIME
>2018: DSP WILL GO BANKRUPT THIS TIME
>2019: DSP WILL GO BANKRUPT THIS TIME
Meanwhile all of Based Phil's opponents just keep dropping like flies while he keeps winning

He's scamming children for a living,not that far off.

god i wanna FUCK photoshopped Suzy

I'll just let Emerald Seven know, and he'll have enough to buy a 3rd house. Don't worry.

Phil is just stuck in a perpetual limbo of high stress and uncertainty. Honestly, that sounds way worse than just going bankrupt, don't you think?

Do you honestly think there's a chance he could lose his house, or is he whistlin dixie?

Acting that way is part of his business model. He wouldn't be getting 150k a year if he said everything's fine, and the detractors have been defeated

According to his own words, he is in his most critical month of support in his entire let's play career, and he stays awake every night afraid that he's going to lose his house and it takes all of his strength just to stay positive for his streams.

Don't blame the detractors for "Phil will go bankrupt this time" meme

I don't think so. DSP does have money issues, but I don't think they're anywhere as dire as he wants his paypigs to think.

I sincerely hope you're saving up to donate during the 12 hour marathon fellow anons.

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>ever trusting Phil

He's not that dumb,he tricks people for a living so why would you trust everything he says about taxes/money?

You mean 8 hour marathon after all of his breaks which is just a normal day for him

But i though his house and business would explode if Article 13 passes

What about that

STOP BELIEVING IN THE BULLSHIT!

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>Don't blame the detractors for "Phil will go bankrupt this time" meme
This. He's had so many EMERGENCY streams and "Raising Funds Not Fundraiser" things but at the same time he keeps contradicting himself with his lifestyle and straight up lies. When people try to recommend things to do for his debt he goes through these Gold Medal Mental Gymnastics on why he can't do anything. He hides things from his 'fans' for pity bucks like a legit Twitch Thot (Oh I'm so lonely and single oh wait here's Kat who I was talking to all the time!) I'm done expecting him to actually lose anything. I'll believe he'll lose the house when he moves back into the KAHNDO
>Hey Phil any update on Article 13 situation?
>UH, NO WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME? I DON'T KEEP UP WITH THAT
This fucking guy

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He begs for money constantly, claims because everyone else does it, he's ranges from mediocre to terrible. Also, acts like a complete asshole to friends and enemies alike.

>unironically hating /ourgut/
cringe and bluepilled

>survives the adpocalypse
>survives the death of Machinima
>survives being kicked from Curse
>survives an IRS audit
>former pro fighting game player
>10+ year legacy

Can he be stopped?

/ourgout/

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No, and that's the problem. He is a man wishing for a death that will never come, it's the streamer equivalent of being trapped somewhere for eternity while being immortal.

>DSP purposely set his webcam to 480p so people can't make out the details of his face
Seeing the Iphone stream was hilarious.

reminder that only zoomers hate DSP
he does hardcore blind plays and is the only thing saving gaming right now

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Of course he does blind plays. He doesn't wear his glasses.

But he still gets hand held.

I completely support phil on this one though.

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LTG can do it faster.

i love when people do this. the only thing more funny is when they delete the game and their save files also

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>snort
THE CONTROLS AREN'T EVEN RESPONDING

>claims he's in desperate need for money for taxes next month
>plans on going on a vacation with his gf next month anyway

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he said parents paid for it

DSP's parents are paying for the entire thing. a 37 year old guy needs to have his parents pay for it if they want to see him.

But are they paying for him to take Kat sight seeing and out for food?

Even if they paid for 100% expenses, it's still really bad timing to not have a weeks or more income coming in if he is that desperate to pay his taxes next month or else he will apparently lose his house.

Crying about how is parents are in poor health and just want to see him one last time is not necessary info for him to be playing the sympathy card after saying how he wouldn't air personal details too much any more.

>tfw DPS permabanned me for laughing at him saying he wasn't doing anything while the game shouted COUNTER over and over again
that's what i get for being a detractor

Even if that were true its retarded to stop working when you have a lot of money to pay soon. I'll believe he's actually going to see his parents when he posts pics.
He also said they're paying for a hotel room and a car rental.

And knowing DSP he will spend money during the trip. Restaurants, souveniers, paying for ubers, as apparently he wants to give Kat the grand tour of Colorado. People are dumb if they think the cost of a long distance vacation is just the travel and lodging

What the fuck is wrong with chinks?

But has he said they're paying for all the restaurant and mall visits and so on. Plus it all depends if what he says is true in the first place.

His parents paid for the travel to CT,not the travel to Italy.

According to him they are paying for his travel, hotel, and car rental. Also his parents aren't even that old they're in their 60s and both still work according to him so for him to act like they'll be dead soon is laughable. I think he's probably using some of that big money he got from all those gifted subs last month to take Kat on a vacation somewhere else. I'll believe he's in CT visiting his parents when he posts pics, but he said he probably wont post anything about his trip because of detractors.

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> he posts pics, but he said he probably wont post anything about his trip because of detractors.
DSP is actually already stating that he won't be sharing what they do during his trip because he said people will micro analyze it and it could destroy his relationship with Kat.

why does he play music for so long? it's like an hour of music before the stream starts, then an hour break, then he plays music for an hour after it ends.

it's 15 min before prestream, it's to wait for people to join stream, they need to know about his taxes after all

I know the morning one is because DSP literally rolls out of bed and starts the stream while he does his morning routine.

Its the daily ritual before the piglet sacrifice for tips and cheers begins

Is DSP's life an autoscroller where all he can do is slam into shit headfirst and shout "NOTHIN I COULD DO" ?

>does games unnecessary difficult to himself by not using core game mechanics
>never bothers to test out things and just uses the same thing forever

an underwhelming human being in every sense

youtube.com/watch?v=UCP9QMS07Xo

>gets double perfected
>THATS CALLED CHEATING
someone post notable clips

streamable.com/twbjk

Not necessarily kino, but really makes you think about workout activities.

Yeah, it's why he doesn't do vlogs anymore. But at the same time I'm thinking, if he's in that much of a dire situation, what is there to hide then? Especially in just the kitchen.

just wake up an hour earlier holy shit

twitter.com/NoContextDSP/status/1096451709008834560

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more like DSPBlacked
youtube.com/watch?v=82M1fGWvpFg

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>this guy was valedictorian of his HS and graduated college

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Lmao

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>stands still while boss hits me
>WTF DOOD EYE PRESSED DODGE
>*holds controller up to webcam while mashing button*
>SEE DOOD I WAS PRESSING IT
>STOOPID FUCKING GAME
>FUCK YOU FROM SOFTWARE

Why would he put himself between the enemy and the wall like that?

>DS magic run
>keeps using sword
dood it's a sword only magic users can use
stop complaining dood

To avoid getting hit immediately and or backstab. Duh.

It's not rocket science user.

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>blind plays
not with stream chat carrying him through every game.

But he's using a tower shield, he can just block it.

>post some kino TIHYDPs

old hunters when he quit before beating the first boss

>DSP has a kid with his gf
>he stays home to watch it while she's at work
>it ends up shitting itself as babies do
>"What the fuck is that smell?"
>he runs frantically around the house looking for the source of the smell, completely ignoring the baby in its play pen
>"What the fuck? There's a smell in my house and I don't know where it's coming from!"
>finally stumbles upon the baby
>"Wow, the baby shit itself! Are you kidding me? I didn't tell it to shit!"
>goes to change it
>finds a detailed note his gf left about how to change the baby
>there are also a couple of diapers and wipes laid out and ready for him
>"Yeah whatever, I don't give a shit."
>throws the note out
>grabs the wipes
>"I guess these are to wash my hands first. That's fucking stupid."
>baby starts crying
>"WOW HE CRIES INSTANTLY!"
>starts frantically trying to figure out what to do
>manages to get it out of its diaper
>can't figure out what to do from there
>"What the fuck? The baby doesn't even tell you what to do! How the fuck do get the shit off of it?!"
>starts running around the house
>grabs an old pizza menu and t-shirt that are laying around
>uses the pizza menu to try to wipe
>"WOW THIS SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
>manages to get most of it off
>tries to put the shirt on it as a diaper
>it doesn't work immediately
>"WHAT THE FUCK? FUCK THIS BABY DID THEY EVEN FUCKING TEST IT?!"
>baby pisses on his face
>"Wooooow! This thing is so fucking buggy! HAHAHAHA!"
>finally wraps the shirt around it like an ass turban
>"Woooooow! That was fucking stupid man."

because the mimic would kill him from the front, are you retarded
because it's easier to attack from behind, are you retarded

>the mimic would kill him from the front
That's why I said he can just block the attack, that's what shields are for.

>tfw i finally realized that DSP is acting and that he owns all the videos that make compilations of him and TIHYDP's

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he hardly uses the shield, it's more like an accessory to him

Yeah, I'll always laugh at TIHYPD videos but the second you start to put thought into how long it took to make one, it just becomes kind of sad.

They're starting to be longer than 4 hours now.

Oh my god, is he at a soup kitchen for homeless people?

Classic copypasta

can someone link the full video?

10/10

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nvm found it

>DSP has a kid with his gf
absolutely terrifying

Has DSP ever shilled a game?

RE6
else he had sponsored streams

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>finally wraps the shirt around it like an ass turban
shit isn't that from some movie? babies day out or something

Why'd you post a pic of LTG?

That was painful to watch honestly
At the end he wasn’t even complaining, he was just dead silent

>there haven't been any good ones since the mgs ones
i hear this so often and i swear it's only posted by one spaztic retard.
every jak and daxter one, simpsons hit and run, dead rising, original crash bandicoot + the remakes, the megaman games, all the soulsborne games, burnout, call of cthulu.

i don't think you fucking idiots understand MGS was over 5 god damn years ago, shut the fuck up about mgs being the last good one.

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>Writes "HAHAHAHA!" instead of "ACK ACK ACK ACK"
Immersion fucking broken

I remember him having an Ubisoft sponsored session of AC Odyssey and his hat titled to the flaws in the game suddenly seemed to fade and decided to do the ‘amazing side content’ all of a sudden
But he would NEVER shill, of course.

bros I think I’m in love with DSP

>snorts

if he is such a retard how can he grasp the concept of input dropping ?

Is he gonna make it through the winter, bros?

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He's just saying words to make himself sound smarter.