That clingy online "friend"

Imagine being such a vapid whore that you post messages of a guy simply trying to ask you out.

Lawrences have arabian nights, not the charleston, in their minds.

...

Excessive masturbation is negatively impacting my social life.

he's probably ugly and if so he deserves it lmao

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>Louis CK fan

Shit tier comedy. So beta.

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They steal the work from poor students through scion disclosures, the monolith, and then they grow a pair and do all the work through sister orgs and activists and then show the students and have the work pummel them away from their choices to make it their work and move them away from life...as we know it. A gypsies reality but a hipster's truth.

>tfw a slutty girl keeps hounding you over fb about your fetishes and talking about nudes
help anons...

Remember when the mods tried to introduce a secondary and tertiary posting system to determine what was shitposting and what wasn't?

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I believe you, and yet I desire that feeling of being strongly wanted. Can't help myself

This.
I can't wait until genetic engineering prevents ugly people from even being born in the first place.
If you think about it, most of the world's most notorious criminals and dictators were either ugly or deformed in some way.

Fuck her mom.

Despite the rulefag vs anti-rulefag shitposting post /vg/ split 2012 was a great time for Yea Forums.

Remember when the mods removed (you)'s.

suprise anal

I had one in highschool, it’s a shame that I didn’t find her attractive because now I’m a NEET and I haven’t spoke to a girl ever since highschool

Oh fuck off, not everybody that wants to keep a consistent schedule is a fucking psycho you buffoon

God I want one of those
How do I get one?

>Talk to someone during a game once.
>They seem okay, add them because you want someone to joke around with while playing that game.
>They turn out to be desperate for a friend and pathetic and continue messaging you six times a day even when you straight up tell them to dial it down and then don't reply for a week.
I mean, I can understand why these sorts of people end up like this. I try to meet them halfway. I don't mind chatting with them. But when I go outta my way to tell them they're coming on way too desperate and creepy, tell them to chill, and they keep it up? That shit is just plain annoying.

Just hang in there. I won't say it will happen, but never give up. The moment you give up, you've lost all chances of ever meeting someone.

IDs and the comments on the groovy music? Or the loud war subset of like trenches and hovels for warmth? It wasnt christmas is all. I dont celebrate holidays in america. They arent american.

if you have to post messages of an ugly guy online to subtly make you seem better in some way, then you're a worse person than he is.

But her mom isn't asian or 2d though

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If you also think about it, beautiful people haven't contributed anything but frontline entertainment

No you don't. Trust me, it just sucks the fun out of everything

>girl keeps trying to hook up
>blow her off every time because wouldn't be able to get it up anyway

Based schizo poster

What are you talking about?
I was merely speaking from personal experience, giving advice to someone who was feeling lonely.
Are you retarded or something?

This happened to me at work years ago. But she was a bitch and kept constantly shit-testing me and I walked away from it and ignored her because fuck dealing with that, it was cool she liked vidya though but that's it.

bro delete this

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>get text from autist "friend" I know but don't really hang with because I don't like associating with autists irl
>asks me if I'm free today or at work
>lie and say I'm at work
>oh really because I see your car in your driveway haha
What the fuck I thought you creepers stayed here and cried about being lonely, stop leaving the house and making everything worse for the rest of us

>nobody mentions how beta the guy in the op pic is
I bet you think that's normal talk lmao

it's normal to be wanted IF it's by someone that you also want. that's the difference. what you want is a significant other.

you don't want the unwavering attention of someone that you're annoyed by or hate.

Yes, and?
Being entertaining > Ruining entire nations.

I had a stalker online once. She was kind of cute and liked video games and we did talk a lot, but she also doxxed a couple of my friends and tried to get me fired from my job so that I would have more time to talk to her, among loads of other thing.

I managed to cut her out of my life permanently but she pretty much gave me stockholm syndrome from the years of subtle manipulation, slander to keep me isolated, and emotional abuse has made me miss having someone like her around even though I know she basically ruined my life for years.

I feel so fucked up sometimes.

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Shut up pussy before I fuck you into submission

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Hey, who is this? I know you and its warm for you.

Not you too, please.
its kindred, soul mate isn-t perfect hope or league but at least kindred can hope you do for you. Like dander!

Wow wonderful, guess those are the only two things a human can do. Also forgot to mention tons of serial killers were handsome.

Why am I giving you attention? Fucking christ.

>add dude after match
>he messages me when im afk "Wanna play X game?"
>Says "Fine be that way" when I don't respond in 10 mins
Never bothered with adding someone again after that

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I abandoned a friend in his time of need, and several months later he messaged me saying He will be there for me at any time, and that he just wants to talk.
Fuck im crying about it why am I so autistic hes right fucking there

>poor guy asks girl out after her probably leading him on with hard to interpret cutesy flirty and nice chats and conversations
>instead of just saying "not interested" the vapid cunt goes on Yea Forums to make fun of the dude

I didn’t even bother getting to know the girl because back then I was an edgy cunt, and I had a bit of a high standards back then. She wasn’t even ugly or anything.

Why not? She ugly or are you just out of shape?

uh

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I got some of these right now, if the reference is surrupt she may be stalking me now, but that whole process, the word, order and issues (as they seem to fit or make sense) make sense now. I'm sad. No one likes me.

>have one bad experience
>never do it again
To have the mind of a child

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you go girl

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me too

i have tendencies of this kind of person inside of me that have creeped into my brain in the past but luckily I've always been too self-aware and cynical as well as a lonely faggot myself to go in that hard. I pretty much haven't talked to anyone in years. anyone here wanna be pals? uWu

>"Bro eat this shit"
>Eat shit
>"Holy shit this tastes like shit"
>"Lol giving up after one try? What a faggot lmao"

Hey, fuck you, some guy abandoned me when I depended on him and I begged him to come back, he never fucking came, I used to go to cons with him.
Now Im nothing but trash in his eyes, why did I even trust him?!
Fuck you, Axel, FUCK YOU

When I’m already having trouble finding the fun in things but I do certainly enjoy people clinging to me
Makes me feel loved and needed
Tfw no cute incomprehensible bf

BASED SHIT ANALOGY POSTER

give contacts :)

This.
>finally figured I made it away from the nutjobs I knew long time ago online
>they add me up again after literally 5 years of disconnect
Please go back to not contacting me.

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Serial killers have the face of the richest man on the planet for the time EVERY TIME. Its a thing to do with the face as a way to sell god between stabbings. Chicago improvises over weird shit and cops fucked in school bathrooms and with each others wives and shit, historically, so like...

maybe she just doesnt like you anymore?

>Malkavian

I need them to see, though.

I kinda have the same deal. My main problem is I just stop talking to people

What’s your details? I don’t mind talking to strangers, just don’t be a complete fag.

contemplate it from a cel then

no blowing kisses at the dead

>Mind of a child

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I was really hoping your response would be along those lines. Thanks, dude.

Does this count as a food analogy

I never said those were the only two things humans can do, I was just replying with what I was given.
You seem autistic, though, so that's probably why you're continuing this inane debate.

Previous experience. Last couple attempts I couldn't get it up either and am tired of pretending to have whiskey dick. If I fapped within 3-4 days its not gonna happen. Porn is so good and my fetishes don't translate to IRL well.

what did he mean by this?

What is this word spaghetti
Are you okay?

There's a schizophrenic posting in this thread

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how do I get a gf like this

Good post.

Anybody else here ever just stop messaging people for a day, then 2, and then it snowballs until youve lost a friend that you actually liked because youre too autistic to send a message now because its too late to do so and you dont want to suffer the consequences

That's not simply asking someone out though. That's being cringy as fuck

>Hey wanna go on a date tonight?

That's asking somebody out

Half expected CP for some reason

Unless its someone you want as well its not super great outside of the mild ego boost. If you're not a naturally egotistic person that ego boost itself isn't even that great. Also, someone crushing on you super hard doesn't mean that they "care" about you.

OK I'm going back to /fit/ you're all gay.

Correction: MORE gay than /fit/

No?
Just me then..

Enjoy your body dysmorphic manlet and height threads fag.

This as well as I just push people away in weird ways.
I got a discord I barely use. Are there any non-weeb chill Yea Forums-approved servers?

They post it as a subtle way to display their own value
>Look! Someone is obsessed with me!
It's a feminine classic - get someone after you and then put them down to raise yourself up.

This. Specially once you get older. I'm 27 I just drop people on the spot. I ain't got time for this shit anymore.

You should probably take more showers

user, it's better to be alone than to have someone like that in your life. I may be depressed, but at least I don't have to deal with her tracking down my irl family members online and messaging them telling them to call the police I'm in the middle of a suicide attempt in order to get me locked in a psych ward and lose my job so I can talk to her more.

For the record I was NOT in the middle of a suicide attempt I was just watching bojack horseman and not messaging her because I was invested and drunk

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let him suck your dick. get it over with.

>autistic idiot misinterprets friendliness for flirting
>never actually talks to the girl for real
>"ask her out" out of nowhere with a cringy wall of text instead of just asking her out

The girl is not at fault here.

I'm over 6'and got laid twice last weekend thanks to that stupid fucking board. Laters.

It sucks because if I’m being honest I’m kinda lonely but I never do anything substantial to change that

Chad here, any1 here wants to be my little cock sleeve and call me daddy?

I'm pretty much in the same boat as you.

It's really not that cringy. We've just evolved socially to the point where anything that can be characterized as too forward and sincere like this is met with extreme derision.
Seriously read the message again. He just asks her out in a slightly quirky way that would be endearing if she liked him. Then he says "give me a chance" and then one last cooling down message. It's really not that bad.

>Work out 3-5x a week
>Dont drink before fucking, preferably dont drink at all
>Fap to regular porn every once in a while to condition yourself to normal sex
>Try the EVL Test supplement
>Try not to feel bad about some bad experiences, it happens to the best of us
>Dont fap the day of or before fucking
>Stop smoking weed or doing any sort of stimulants other than caffeine

All of these worked for me except for the fapping to normal porn, since Im already pretty vanilla. Working out and being sober sucks, but its better than never fucking again or even being afraid to get close to a woman thinking you'll have issues when it comes time to fuck. Also, try again with the same girl after it happens. Takes alot of the pressure off or atleast it did for me when it happened the first time I hooked up with a new girl

I'm in the middle of that process right now
I was trying to not be clingy

>Lying on Yea Forums
Can't get more pathetic than that, lol
Don't pretend you're leaving either. We all know you're going to reply to this like the little bitch you are.

Supreme bait, you'll get replies though

Actually this. It's really sad but in a lot of cases the difference between 'bad' and 'good' techniques is just whether they happen to like you or not.

Clinginess is one thing, a funpire or a life leech is another

happens all the time

Don't have any friends thankfully

this guy fucks

LOL more like 6" tall. And beastiality doesn't count, homo.

It's not that bad, you just have to grind down their self-esteem until you can convince them that they would be happy chained up in your basement.

I come to Yea Forums every now and then, but I shit you not dude, /fit/ really helped me, it's a degenerate shithole sometimes but got me back on track.

Yeah man I'm lonely as shit and have always been but I legitimately wouldn't know where to start with meeting people and I'm just too comfy in my ways to change and be some social butterfly all of a sudden.

I'm unironically being for real. The dude has shit technique, that's for goddamn sure, but this isn't "super cringy!" material. It's a dude asking a girl out somewhat clumsily. What people are calling a "wall of text" is less than 120 words and can be read in under thirty seconds.
Ever hear the phrase "What Peter says about Paul says more about Peter than it does about Paul?" The reaction to this is indicative of the times we live in more than inherent qualities of this random dude.
Pretty much. with the exception that good technique is simply not seeming very invested so that if you get turned out you can play it off like you didn't care that much. That's the difference. Of course women being women may try to spin up how invested you seem or make you out to be a creep in order to increase their own value. Such is life.

get fucked faggot lmao

Based shitposter

Jesus CHRIST you guys are fucking blackpilled depro retards, report to /fit/ TODAY.

It really is cringy.
>hey, you seem like a nice girl. Wanna go for a coffee later today?
That's asking somebody out. That message is way too long and just pouring with autistic obsession and insecurity. You already strongly get the sense that he feels the girl doesn't want to be with him, and hence he has to win her over. "Give me a chance" is pathetic as fuck. Also managing to tell his own life story and showering her with compliments in one single fucking message. Just ask her out you idiot, you can tell her about med school or how you think she's smart on the actual fucking date.

>When women wish people would stop falling in love with them

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No you don't. This is all just from one guy that literally won't leave me alone. He's not even gay, just has no one to talk to other than me and it's cancerous as fuck.

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texting is the worst.

I know this bait but wouldnt that just shift the standards of whats ugly and beautiful further up? Would that not make the beauties of today the uglies of tomorrow as they had no access to the advantages of genetic engineering.

That message reeks of desperation. He lists off every possible activity he could think to do together, then lies about managing companies and attending med school simultaneously, and then begs her to take him seriously. It's extremely cringy

I feel that. I mean, I’ve never wanted to be anything close to a social butterfly, but as you get older there never seems to be an opportunity to make new friends and the ones you made earlier seem to drift away.

You can't get stalked if you're always alone.
I'm a natural loner though so its better for them too. I'm pretty shit at doing the friend stuff since I only come to the surface every few months.

Just you.
Hey since the bridge is already burned go and talk to them again.

You think you do, but once the novelty wears off, you really don't.

You really don't. It often crosses the line into stalker behaviour and blackmail for attention, be glad you don't have to experience that.

Fake story or you’re a fucking pussy. Just tell him you don’t want to hang outs what’s wrong with you autistic

>What people are calling a "wall of text" is less than 120 words and can be read in under thirty seconds.

That's not the point. Its the ridiculous amount of content being cramped into that makes it look stupid as hell. In 1 message he:
>Elaborates his own feelings towards her in detail (which is off-putting if you have yet to decide what your feelings toward him are)
>Already filling in details of the supposed date
>Enumerating half a dozen date options but suggesting actually none (just radiates insecurity)
>Leaving her to actually plan the date he wants to go on (take control dude, you want to TAKE HER on a date, right?)
>Sharing his life story for no apparent reason?
>Giving her not 1, not 2, but THREE compliments
>referencing Louis CK

Now please tell me how many of these are necessary when asking someone out on a date?

Imagine having no one to play multiplayer games with
Ahahahaha

why don't you just tell him he is annoying?
what's the worse that could happen?

That's why you need to pay them more attention user!

35% chance he offs himself

>ask my bf if he’d like to do something together
>he says no because he’s tired and wants some sleep
>say okay

>bf asks if I’d like to do something together
>say no because I’m tired and need some sleep
>he commences the doe-eyed begging for the next 10 minutes routine

Relationships were a mistake

Yeah, that's me. So what?

This, the whole message is just "oh goddess please notice me and take the lead and make all decisions". An EXCELLENT way to get a woman forget you're a member of the opposing sex. Guy is at least a lvl4 friendzonemancer.

What happens when two stalkers obsess over each other?

If he's dead he can't bother you any more.
Sounds like a win to me.

Nah, it's really not that bad. He says a pretty mild opener, does that quirky joke which is meant to imply that he's into her and doesn't care what they do on the date, then a little self-plug and ends with a compliment which indicates why he was interested. There is honestly nothing wrong with it. Go ask your parents or grandparents how their first encounter went if you think this is cringy. Again, we just live in different times.
This is shown by you playing up his mistakes. "Give me a chance" was a poor move, I wouldn't call it "pathetic as fuck" so much as clueless. "Tell his life story" come on dude lol. He gives two details about his life and both are focused on what he's up to career wise. Look at your own psychology here. You're overplaying it.
> He lists off every possible activity he could think to do together,
If you don't think that was meant to be quirky/ironic then idk what to tell you.
It's a clumsy approach. That's all there is to it. "Reeks of desperation" would be
>oh god please go out with me I'm so lonely you're so pretty
But in this day and age we've flanderized everything socially. You make a few mistakes or seem over-infested and you're a complete creep. It's why intelligent males have adapted to this by seeming emotionally detached and throwing off an IDGAF attitude, which is the best way to do it but it wasn't always this way.

>I run a few companies
hahaha

Thats what you get for being a fag

>escort on SL
>one guy pays me
>then proceeds to have some lousy chat whilst I sit on his lap
>logs off after like 10 minutes

I've had a few lonelyfags like that, but no real stalkers. Meanwhile another friend who's IRL a guy but escorts with a female alt gets tons of stalkers, it's weird.

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Happened on Friends, dude stalked Phoebe instead of her twin sister, she started stalking him back, was funny.

>friend always wants to play stuff
>always wants to use VC
>when I'm playing something single player wants me to stream it so he can watch

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>meet person online
>after a few days they say they're willing to die for me and how I'm the only person in their life that matters

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I’ll do it. What’s your discord?

A generation ago this MAY have been all seen as endearing, cute or romantic. Today, its cringy.
>Now please tell me how many of these are necessary when asking someone out on a date?
You might be misreading me. I've admitted as a starting premise that his approach is garbage and ill-advised. All I'm saying is it's not objectively hyper-cringe or super desparate. Our knee-jerk reaction to see it as such is because we've been socially trained to interpret things that way.
Yeah it's a terrible approach that breaks all the rules for sure.

I don't like them actually. My older brother tries to get me to play them but usually when we do I just mess around and trol lthe fuck out of him and rarely achieve the objective.
Only exceptions have been Vermintide 2 and Monster Hunter World. But that's because I like those games.
Constantly pissing him off by ruining his "tactics" in Ghost Recon: Wildlands was hilarious though.
MMOs are the worst because they force you to party up and wait for mob spawns because some grinders have already killed them by the time you get there and its all mashing function shortcut keys and waiting for cooldown n shit.
I'd rather just play a single player game with some challenge, old or new and play it who I want to play it. Even when I play Dark Souls I usually don't unhollow or just play offline when I have to.

When he starts being obnoxious put him on ignore until you wanna talk to him or wanna play. That'll make him understand you're not his bitch. And if he get pissy, delete him or keep ignoring. That method never failed me.

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>discord
Gross

I wish for this

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You hit the nail on the head with the age thing. I also think social media has ruined this shit even more. People are so set in their friend groups and are creeped out by just about anything so why bother. Probably doesn't help that I'm NEET. I'm sure a career/college/etc type thing would up the chances but last time I was in that position I just kept to myself. Social anxiety is a bitch. I don't even know how it works online either anymore; I've been on a couple discord servers and I just wasn't feeling it.

How else will we talk? Do you want my love or not?

keep up that loneliness and you'll be the psycho one and obsess over someone

Same here man

I have a neighbor I talk to once every few months for about 30 seconds and it's almost always about the weather.

Being a loner isn't so bad.

he's into ESL shit like counterstrike though which I don't care about at all
it'd be nice to have a fighting game friend though

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

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>she's nice to me so she must like me!
>I'm nice to my friends, but I'm not attracted to them
>huh? she doesn't like me? But she was nice to me!
>fucking whore, time to write her an essay about how I'm such a nice guy and her being nice is a form of showing attraction not a normal societal gesture of politeness!

I'm that person to someone, and I like them too so its worse

>Are there any non-weeb chill Yea Forums-approved servers?
Are you interested in Blood Bowl?

what kinda games do you like user?

People in this hobby, especially online, are very lonely and depressed in general, user. Only way to be happy and keep on gaming is to hit the gym 5-6 days a week, study/work etc and balance it all out.

Anyone who says otherwise are sadly lying to themselves and should spend some time in front of the mirror instead of discord.

>used to be like this
>new girl at work
>about a week in basically tells me all about how her dad abused her
>probably should've told her to fuck off because too much information but was beta bitch back then
>two weeks in she's telling me she loves me and I think it's a joke
>nope, I'm literally doing nothing and she's trying to already tell everyone we're going out
It's overrated, I'll stick to waifus

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I tend to play multiplayer games solo, it's fine.

Oh I dislike ESL and fighting games

I just want a friend to play comfy co-op games with

>Guy is at least a lvl4 friendzonemancer.

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Guys should be more straightforward with girls, it’ll even make them like you more.

Trust me, college and work doesn’t help. You just watch people doing things without you. And making online friends through discord is difficult too. I think it’s because entering an already established discord means people have already made a group, and it’s usually near impossible to carve out a space for yourself by that point.

Whats your fightan game of choice?

I’ve gone the complete opposite route and talk to no one

Same
I tried an MMO

"Hey user I'm gonna invite you to the chat(PS4)"

That message instantly killed my interest forever.

If you want someone to obsess over you, I’m here. I’m extremely lonely and want to show you my affection.

Please respond.

You honestly just sound like you have problems making yourself known and establishing yourself within a community. Work (depending on the job) and college can be great places to make friends.

Yeesss it's happening again, I made up with a friend whom I accused of being an attention whore with an identity crisis and they just got turned down for gender therapy and my silence is going to be a big "I told u so" when I'm still okay with however they're going to be. Just too socially inept to msg first unless I'm drunk.

Cunt off ya prick

Guys are bombarded, starting at a very young age, of media showing guys trying to be forward with girls and being ridiculed and derided for it, as well as constant implications that doing so can be sexual harassment and is tantamount to rape. No wonder dudes are scared of approaching. Being a man in the modern age is a horrible thing to be.
Of course the benefit here is that if you overcome that fear and do approach girls you have an automatic advantage over all the guys who don't.

Yeah I know man I just wanted to attempt optimism for once. There really is no hope.

>college and work doesn’t help.
False. I know a guy who used to be sorta a loser like me and he joined up a frat and now he’s a normie fuck. You just have to be lucky and meet the right people

I just picked up UNIST, giving that a try at the moment. I have 100ish hours in a bunch of fighters but since I haven't had anyone to play with I jump around a lot. It'd be great to pick up a game alongside someone else and improve together though, not too picky on the game.

>You honestly just sound like you have problems making yourself known and establishing yourself within a community.

Do us a favor and break that down then, user.

I'm not a total edgelord so I'd be sad

Then do it. I’m ready.

>have a friend that constantly whines about their life
>yeah man 20 hours of school a week is pretty hard, but i think you're strong enough to take a part time job on top of that, etc
>they get more and more political over time
>every innocuous conversation is a trap where i suddenly have to defend myself, my allegiances (none), and my opinions
>the answers i give are never right
>eventually it's all just twitter screencaps i'm supposed to react to
>tell them to stop that shit, i'm just here to play video games. i'm not even from your country.
>they never do
>apparently not thinking jontron is a nazi is the last straw to our relationship
>they retreat to their twitter echo chamber, never hear from them again

fuck you, pantsu. you turned into everything i hate about americans.

>tfw fantasizing about what could be if I wasn't afraid and took someone's kind offer of companionship

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>gamer group of friends in another state
>the gay guy develops a crush on me

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Playing Souls game co-op is fun. Especially when some cuck tried to invade us

You might be right, but I guess I’m not bitter over it. It’s kind of just how I am at this point and I feel like being outgoing would look like being a tryhard with my personality.

>It's not often I meet a smart, pretty, independent, woman that's also a Louis CK fan.
kek

I'd rather play alone and enjoy my game rather than have a mouth-breathing retard that thinks telling made up stories and being annoying cunt is friendship.
No thanks, I've been playing League alone and happy thank you.

The example in OP's pic isn't really a psychopath, just a lame autist.

I’m sorry man I didn’t want to make you feel bad. You never know what might go down for either of us.

Co-op's fun, I'm just not really into shooters since I suck at them. Anything you'd specifically want to play?

bunch of autists the lot of ya

literally as easy as 'hey x, its been ages, any chance you're around for a beer/coffee/lunch/hang/games/joint'

seriously people like it when they get an out of the blue message from someone, unless its of course 'hey man, got any weed?'

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Discord?

I’m not saying it’s impossible, but for some people it’s damn unlikely. It takes a certain type to be able to assimilate.

Hey, isn't this that bot that tries to reply on forums and message boards and sound like a normal person?

who here /hikikomori/?

it's not real companionship

anyone pleading for attention on a mongolian basket-weaving imageboard is probably not worth your time.

also they're lousy lays. dead fish.

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Oh how is UNIST? Was actually thinking about getting checking that out soon to be honest. Never was too good at anime fighters but something about that looks really nice to me. Also what's your region bro? I'd like to have someone new to play fighting games with as long as the lag wouldn't send us both to the shadow realm

Well I just beat Phantasy Star. I do like a bit of dungeon crawling. I got quite far into Kyuuyaku Megami Tensei (Megami Tensei 1+2 translated into English) a long while back but I ran into Loki far too early by accident and got wiped.
So RPGs, Platformers/Action Platformers (I recently beat Megaman X1-3, on the final boss of X4 and I beat Megaman 7 from the legacy collection 2), arcadey stuff, Tetris and Puzzle games (was playing Qube 2 last night). Like the odd FPS. I was playing DUSK the other day. Quite liked that. Have some VR headsets to play with too.
I think the only games I don't like are MMOs, Sim Racers (except Gran Turismo), RTS (I prefer TBS) and Sports games.

I don't know, it's kind of like explaining how to breath. I guess it's mostly just self-confidence and having some idea of your own identity. I see a lot of people talk about hiding their tastes in vidya and stuff like that on here, that kind of thing doesn't help in the slightest. I let people know of my hobbies and interests, then that opens up for people with similar interests to talk and connect.

Just recently I attended a housewarming for a couple friends I knew from university. Met a girl I thought was cute, added her on FB and asked her out, since I knew I probably wouldn't see her again otherwise. Got rejected (she has a FWB) but she offered to be friends since she still thought I was an alright person, and since then I've been to multiple parties with her nerdy group of friends and also just had drunken nights with her playing Crash and Pokemon. Confidence, but knowing who you are and where you could fit in.

don't respond to it

What kind of games do you like?

>faggots here wouldn't know what its like to have an absolutely based friend that doesn't suck your dick but got you

>wanting to have a clingy online "friend"
Desperate anons, please don't do this. It was a big fucking mistake for me, and I had it twice. Either get a real friend or for online someone who has even a modicum of self-respect that either of you could value.

No, do respond to it but feed it misinformation. Make it more schizo.

>Tfw Chad friend

The best kind.

>seriously people like it when they get an out of the blue message from someone

Pretty subjective, most times that happens I can only think "what the fuck do you want now, after years of silence after a day of chat."

I used to have this and I miss it dearly

Reading this pissed me off but all in all good for you buddy. This is where the disconnect is: I have no self-esteem or identity. Keep enjoying life for me.

>she has a FWB
Disgusting tbqh.

It's great, I'm loving it so far. It's less "anime" than other anime fighters since there's no double jump and no real airdash. Combos are longer than something like Street Fighter but they're on an ABC chain system so the execution generally isn't too crazy. It seems like a pretty good transition to anime fighters since it's more grounded and fundamental-focused- everyone has huge normals though so be prepared for that. I'm in the UK and on PC, but I don't mind double dipping if you're EU.

Get a load of this absolute bitch.

I feel uneasy reading those posts, I hope it's a bot because god damn if a real person typed that shit

Why don't clingy people ever seem to hook up? It always seems to be off balance.

Nah it's good man I'm pretty whatever about things these days. Just gotta enjoy what you enjoy and fuck anything that creates bad-feels.

I also did a couple Binding of Isaac runs on my Switch last night, but I got greedy and tried to go for Satan instead of just doing the ending and he killed me about 5 times (I had Guppys head you see).

hey pal, i've already got friends and don't need someone to obsess over me, but if you would like an ordinary friend who is sometimes bad at responding drop me an email at [email protected]

that's a real email address, trust me. anyone else who wants to chat can email me there, too.

Low self esteem, fear of trying something new, fear of disappointing others.

>I see a lot of people talk about hiding their tastes in vidya and stuff like that on here, that kind of thing doesn't help in the slightest. I let people know of my hobbies and interests, then that opens up for people with similar interests to talk and connect.

This is very important. If you hide your actual personality out of fear of rejection, its impossible for people to decide whether they actually like your or not.

Probably a gay cocksucker too, loser

Exact same thing happened to me in highschool. She obsessed over me but didnt fit my stupidly high standards at the time so I just ghosted her after a month. Years later after graduation she lost weight and got so much hotter. Been a NEET ever since

>That clingy online "friend"
>its me
been talking with friend from older game we both quit alot but he suddenly is offline all the time on steam, last time i talked to him was 2 years ago
i think he was training to become doctor

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It's been pitched to me as "the most Street Fighter an anime fighter can be" by someone at my local scene so it's been in the back of my mind lately. Think I'll pick it up when I get paid this week. Sounds like a great way to learn fundamentals for other anime fighters. I'm on PC as well but sadly in east coast murrica. The lag would probably be pretty noticeable if we played something huh?

how do i socialize without constantly feeling like im in a cage and need to hide myself away

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Being that controlling so early on in a potential "relationship" is a huge red flag. It doesn't help that a lot of clingy people just want affection and always put their partner first, which communicates that they don't matter. It's something people learn the hard way, but you need to deal with your own shit first.

Imagine if he just said
>"Hey wanna grab some coffee sometime soon?"
Instead of randomly pouring his heart out

Sorry for late reply, but divinity original sin 1 and 2, although I don't own it and I'd rather finish 1 first

Shit I assumed these types of posts were always just schizos

why the fuck would you tell someone openly that you have a crush on that person? No one gives a shit that you are obvious about it, you just don't say it.

Just put them on ignore. The idiots will be left posting in Yea Forums threads about their "dear friend" that "vanished" and "stopped login on" years ago without ever realizing that you just ignored their stupid asses.

It was a brief breath of fresh air I will say that. Then the final nail in Yea Forums's coffin was the eternal summer of 2013 turning into a singularity of stale and stagnant shitposting that culminated just in time to be catalyzed by GTA V's release from which we never recovered. I didn't touch this shithole for a whole 2 years. Apparently I missed out on GG, but to tell the truth, I doubt whatever it garnered wasn't anything to be compared to that was the tripfag era, general spam, 2013 being the steady direction of shitposting we still see to this day, and the elections. Also fappening.

That's the kind of thing you can only do if you have self-confidence. Betas can't be straightforward.

But user thats how you socialize

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discord.gg/49kbKe
Have at it

I had a group of friends in high school that I would play online multiplayer civilization with every day. Now I'm pretty much done with college and haven't had any daily friends for the last four years.

I just wish that I would have found someone to chat with and get to know and maybe play games with during college.

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Damn, that sucks. UNIST netcode can be sketchy at the best of times, even with french players I'll usually be playing with 4-5 frames of delay. It's picking up a ton of new players recently though so I still highly recommend it, hope you enjoy. Another big positive for new players like us is that the roster is a manageable size (20 chars) and everyone's really varied, so it's easier to handle matchups and individual gameplans.

Drop your discord and I’ll add you bud
Always looking for lonelybros to chill with

Do you ever feel like messaging her and apologizing for being an asshole? Not saying you were one but I feel like I would if I stop being a NEET

>Used to be really THAT guy
>Extremely clingy and desperate for online attention playing MMOs and shit
>Talk to tons of people, ERPed, exchanged nudes with girls and/or guys
>Eventually realized that internet drama is fucking stupid and ERPing is for pathetic losers

>Now I don't talk to anyone at all and when I do I'm just extremely abrasive and come off as if I hate everything and never actually have any fun
>Jack off all the time but don't even have any real sexual urges outside of that and I don't desire to have any relationships
I wish I played MMOs more often again. I miss being a degenerate somewhat.

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shut the fuck up, having someone obsessed with you may suck but it at least means you have attractive qualities. being totally unwanted your whole life is much, much worse

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She probably wouldn't have lost that weight if she dated you since dating you probably would've just made her depressed

It's really not.
Not that you'll ever know.

Just do what I do and pretend to be a trap/girl on big nsfw discord servers. It's pretty fun and guys are easily manipulated there

ice cream? god I love ice cream!

>even with french players I'll usually be playing with 4-5 frames of delay
Damn. RIP the idea of us playing together then. Hope you're able to find a fighting game bud in your region bro. Definitely gonna check UNIST out though, thanks for fulling selling me on it.

I just ate a whole bag of grapes!

I've been wanting to co-op Divinity OS2 as well, it'd be fun. Make a thread or something when you get around to starting and I'll be down to jump in.

Okay, let me rephrase: Why don't clingy people ever seem to hook up with one another? It would be perfect.

Fuck that. How do I stop my brain from going blank? I never know what to say, I lose track of what I'm going to say, I struggle with understanding full words at times (I think I might be partially deaf at certain frequencies, I should probably go get checked), I sometimes mumble and switch syllables around thike lis. Am I just plain retarded? I have a MSc for God's sake ;_; what's wrong with my brain? Then again, I've never tried making friends or talk much since the 6th grade due to getting bullied into a hermit. I remember I used to know what I wanted to say when I wanted to say it and frequently spoke in front of others and acted in shitty little plays with important parts.

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Reminds me of me when I had a crush on this one girl. I was feeding her way TOO much information about me at first without me getting to know her better. At least I learned something from that. She was cool about it at least and we did have normal conversations later.

it may be worse in the moment but it means you are, in some way, an attractive person and can have friends and romance afterwards. better to have one terrible relationship than to just be alone forever

>How do you make it stop?
You let it get this far. I'm sure you've known he liked you or that there was even the possibility. You don't even seem interested in being friends with the guy. Yet you strung him along. And before you say "I didn't even do anything!" yeah, that's the problem. You shouldn't have let it come to this in the first place, you shouldn't have been such a coward to not say anything. So if you want this solved you need to decide right now what you want to do.
>End it
If you don't care about this relationship cut it off. However don't be an asshole and freeze them out. If they won't take no for an answer or become hostile, then you should cut ties entirely.
>Salvage It
If you actually do care about this connection then you should try and find a way to let him down gently and then both try to be content with friendship. If this doesn't work refer to the above option.
It really isn't hard, I've done this with people before. People just make it hard because they don't have the courage to deal with or even approach problems. You created this situation, you let it grow this far out of control like a bad fungus because you didn't deal with it before it got this far. So don't go acting like you're the victim here.

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Clingy people are looking for a rock. They're not ready to be one themselves due to self esteem and a mess of anxieties.

Clingy/desperate men outnumber clingy women like 10:1

I'm not involved in these conversations but I too am a lonelybro. No idea how to use discord. One of you want to make a server and drop the link?

just compounds the problems in those posts. how is anything going to happen if both people are afraid and need someone to take the lead?

> I struggle with understanding full words at times (I think I might be partially deaf at certain frequencies, I should probably go get checked)

I think you are just nervous. It happens to me in social situations too.

>How do I stop my brain from going blank?

You need to speak with people more often. It's a skill that can be improved and pretty fast too. The hardest part is finding someone to talk to. Try to ask people things at school or work or something.

Not necessarily dude. It's much more about the state the obsessive person is in than it is about your qualities.

>want to add this user on discord
>afraid that we might not get along very well and i will end up ghosting them after a few days
this is why im alone i guess

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Gimme a minute and I’ll drop a server link

>mfw I haven't had a friend in 28 years

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Why is it such a big deal for a guy to fail at trying to get a girl's attention, though? It's not like she died from it or the world's ending, he just fucked up and looked like a retard.

Sometimes I dream that I'm sledding down a mountain of ice cream!

Unironically cosplay at a convention. People with mutual interests will approach you to talk, and you don't need to worry about that shit.

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Same, I'm 28 btw.

>The hardest part is finding someone to talk to
Despite the decades of near isolation, I always had my childhood friend to speak to. We're bros to the end. I really should stop being lazy and go ahead and use this mic more often. He's my only true social outlet. I'll give it a go.
But yeah, I am a huge worry wort. I'm hoping with enough talking my brain might develop itself better towards processing information on the fly. Slow and steady has always won me out in the end, and I think it's time I shatter that comfort zone. I don't know how the brain really works, but I like to hope these things can will mould themselves in a more suitable manner. I just need to squeeze and apply some stress to the grey clay in my head.

>extremely distant and hesitant to message the few friends I've had for a decade
>we're all on good terms but I just never feel the need to keep in contact more than like once a year
>join a dating site
>hit it off with a girl for a few days
>she stops messaging me
>spill spagget and be clingy
>get depressed
>delete account

Is online dating a ruse?

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not the same guy, but it really isn't better.
BTW like most channers who bitch about no gf, your problem isn't that you're ugly, it's that you never talk to girls and have low self esteem, and now you're probably gonna post "haha just bee urself" along with blackops2 shirt. But forget about that retarded meme, seriously, shitholes like /r9k/ don't help either. Yea Forums has a massive crabs in a bucket mentality that's poison to your psyche.

>having a Discord in the first place
Newbie mistake.
>go to Yea Forums for easy accessible human interaction
>go to Twitch to talk to girls

I'm 28 as well, why are we even here?

>means you have attractive qualities.

It doesn't though. The obsessed person simply projects desirable qualities onto the other person

Online dating is just a numbers game. If you go on there looking for genuine connection, yes you will get rused. Women will ghost you and try to play you and hookup culture pretty much reigns supreme.

I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there you up to today and tomorrow and I will be there at the same time as the one I have is a good time to come by and see you soon love you too baby girl

friends seem to be for people until sometime in their mid 20s. starting in late 20s it seems like the friends should be just your family members and spending time with the wife and kids and working and chores instead. i rememeber when my friends and i did shit 3 days a week, those were the good times... now its once every 6 months.

>someone adds me from a game
>start talking, get along well and have fun
>never message them again
>appear offline so I don't have to deal with "come play x"
Why do I always do this?

hol up so u tellin me i can be a fat ugly dumb boring loser and some person would obsess over me anyway?

...

steamcommunity.com/id/nlolicon
add me up losers

I'm also a 28yo virgin.

>he just fucked up and looked like a retard.

Exactly, and so we get to laugh at him for it.
But you're right, its not a big deal. Hopefully he brushes it off and does a little better next time.

thats the normal for online dating, expect all girls to suddenly stop messaging you at any time unless they actually are interested in your after said first days

I love how almost everyone on here is saying
>This is how you ask someone out: *insert example
yet they themselves are most likely single dudes who ask girls out in a much cringier way. Not to mention OP thought v was the PERFECT place for this thread to be made and that she herself wasn't being cringy af with this to begin with. It's adorable.

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>Always be the first to ask someone if they wanna hang out
>If I don't, I'll maybe get a message once every few months
>"Hey user, long time no see, what's up?"
>Nothing much, bla bla bla, wanna hang out?
>"Can't, I'm super busy"
Rinse and repeat
I've learned to enjoy my own company and I don't get lonely though
If I want to go out, I just do it by myself and I might find a friend for a night

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>she

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I mean you attached an anime picture to your post so frankly anything you say can reliably be dismissed by everyone.

If you do online dating, specially dating apps or sites, don't let your brain fill the gaps, if a woman stops talking to you, it could be many different reasons, some of them simply have a boyfriend and they just wanna flirt around a bit but will never do anything, so they'll eventually stop talking to you because they're not interested in scalating with anybody.
Just talk to them and if you end up not talking anymore just jump to the next.
Never. Be. Clingy.
You can drop something like "shame, you looked like you could be interesting" or "your loss :)" to see if you can spark her up again, but nothing more, and don't be clingy.

>t. smug anime poster

>cope

this. The guy in the OP pic will be more chad than any of the losers in this thread. It's very autistic way to get someone to know you, but at least its something and its not really creepy, just autistic.

This happened to me twice. What is it about burgers that force them into going all political talk with foreign people who barely know who Trump is, let alone some random burger senator or judge?

lonely

just join instead, it has 3 people already

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anyone wanna talk?

I hate clingy people.

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Not him but you'd be surprised how many people would take you up on that.

it is objectively desperate as fuck. if you couldnt tell that from the first message, you have the second message right there even an autist could discern as desperate. being cringey is subjective, but i would say it heavily falls towards being cringey. maybe the dude doesnt deserve being mocked to his face over a message like this, but thats not what we're doing. hopefully he learns from the rejection, though, and isnt such a sperg in the future. and if you feel the need to defend a message like that, you probably have something to learn from this as well

yeah bro i'm just email me ;)

Brain problems right here.

Alcohol

>playing an online game
>someone adds me
>"that was fun, are you around for some more?"
>"sure"
>"do you have a mic?"

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>i'll never find a local gay furry that doesn't have shit taste in video games

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t. creep

Reddit is where you belong

t. "I haven't talked to a girl in 5 years"

If you read the text they guy refers to OP as a woman. Though you're right, women don't exist online so my mistake.
I realize I'm a cringy piece of trash thus why I used said image. I'm on Yea Forums for fucks sake, a board for bitching about video games, in a thread about some idiot op who can't solve their own simple problems. What about that isn't cringy af? It's that fact that these people aren't self aware of that and are trying to act like they know anything about asking people out or are better than the guy in the post that is so funny. I;m trash with the rest of y'all, I'll laugh at myself too.

Me fucking too. I'm not even an asshole yet they could bring all their reasons to just guilt-trip me and make me feel like one.
Not to say that pic feels very similar to the bullshit I'm having right now.

Politics is a part of some people's identity here in a way that seems unique to America. I don't even mean it in an SJW, identity politics way, I just mean that people will incorporate political ideas into their own sense of self, which makes it this impossibly sensitive and vulnerable part of a person that they defend vehemently. It is like a form of psychic cancer, for it grows rapaciously, making it come up more frequently in that person's relationships.

Wait so you became friends with a girl you want to fuck?

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Every relationship I've had happened naturally, neither of us pursued the other. They tend to last longer if they happen naturally too, I was with my last GF for five years. Sure you're single for longer in between, but genuine relationships are special.

How does it happen naturally? You need to start somewhere and its usually cringy at first.

>Though you're right, women don't exist online so my mistake.
Thatta boy.

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What's wrong with that? Don't tell me you're an incel who believes women are only good for sex.

I was in a relationship with a women that was obsessed with me for 3 years.
Didnt end well, visit friend? Expect her calling me 10 times and never ever ending the convo, getting super pissed if i didnt talk on phone for hours(while with friends), intentionally started shit for drama, escalated it by taking a knife and threatening to kill her self, escalated it even more by cutting me up when i tried to stop her, relationship ended with me snapping at her last knife stunt and gave her beating like sonny in the godfather, really fuckef her up no regrets.
FUCK CLINGY PEOPLE

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Not really man, you start growing fond of each other, and things scalate naturally.
There's always a turning point where you have to kiss her or say it out loud, but your brains knows when the moment is coming, if you're not sure, it's not the time to scalate the relationship.
Also, when a woman is interested in you it's very fucking obvious.
Problem is people put too much thought into it, it's not rational, whatever your body "feels" is right 90% of the time in this regards, it's your brain who says "no, she can't be interested in me" when your body gives you the vibe.

General small talk, both enjoy the conversation, go out for lunch or something casual together, things go from there. Usually colleagues or friend of a friend, chatting up complete strangers will always be forced and "cringy". It helps that neither of you are actively looking for a relationship so things are more relaxed and confident.