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GIWTWM

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I'm 6'7" and my gf is 5'3". It's great being the big one.

>size
>it's actually weight
Surely easy if you want to get 200kg+ gf in the US.

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GOD

I

WISH

>tfwywn have a gts gf

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>mfw other species besides humans also like thicc juicy brappers
n-nani

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I'm 5'4" and my wife is 5'5".
I don't really find any problems.

i wish i was him.

There is no problems with that. It's just a different thing. It really turns me on to be a big guy when gf is small girl. It makes me feel good, yknow?

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Pedo detected

Mixing your manlet genes with her average height genes will give your male progeny a better fighting chance. You did good.

I'm 5'8" and my gf is 5'10"

retard detected

I'm 5'8 and my gf is 7 inches

...

I'm 5'2 and I have no gf

Are you me?
sometimes I want to be the small one though

I'm 5'11" and I am the gf

tfw gf is taller when wearing heels

Hmm...it seems even animals are learning from my works...

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6'2", girlfriend is 5'2". I love it too.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THICK

cute as heck

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i hate being 5'8" and a khv at 26.

>5'11
>gf is 5'11
Nigga...

>leddit is obsessed with size difference now
why do normies have to ruin everything they touch

Very nice big bunny!

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I've already accepted it
Best I'll ever get is a trophy wife

How do I get a thicc Amazonian GF, Yea Forums?

Do you feel in charge?

I'm 6'5" (62 pounds), pretty fit and my gf is 4'9". She's a qt midget

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7'2" gf is 4'2"

>6'5" (62 pounds)
holy fuck bro

You're a big guy?

>6'5" (62 pounds)
STRAIGHT OUTTA AUSCHWITZ

>6'5" (62 pounds)
S T I C C

tfw 6'2 and will never be the smol bean

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he's cute, why is he with her?

You probably look like Christian Bale in the Machinist

When will it be my turn?

I let her spoon me sometimes. I call her my backpack lol.

>be a manlet
>will never know what it feels like being the big spoon, or holding a cute girl in my arms, or have a girl come hug me for protection, or a girl telling me she feels safe whenshe's with me
I shouldn't have been born
I shouldn't have been born

>I'm 6'5" (62 pounds)
is that even possible, like, your bones and organs should weight more than that, at 6'5"

>this board will never be deleted

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Yeah she calls me Daddy and defers a lot of the decision making to me.

it will, though. it will be a great day. then the day after will be the worst day.

You don't. Unfortunately for people like you, Human sexsual dimorphism leans in favor of males. So the idea of an amazonian gf will never happen unless evolution takes a major left turn.

Bruh go eat a sandwich

that’s not fit bro thats dead, you’re dead

Motherfucker I am 6'5, weight 170lbs and look like an anorexic skeleton, are you missing your arms or something?

How short? Surely there exists women shorter than you? Make some hobbit children

Get some muscles. Short guys can be terrifying if built well and posture.

hes right, youre insecure and a pedo

>I'm 6'5" (62 pounds)
this is a typo right
that's not even physically possible, even if it was supposed to be 162 pounds

>little dude already has fanart
adorable as heck fanart too

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>Europeans wake up
>board goes to shit
lmao

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God I wish that were me

yes it's a typo sorry, 92 pounds btw

5'2, most women are taller than me, I'm a legit mistake of nature
Yeah terrifyingly adorable

Fuck this lame ass simulation.

Bunnyboy has good taste

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That's fucked up man. Did your parents starve you as a child?

SNIGGER

You're straight to, aren't you?

>rectum and uterus connected to the anus

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>lost my virginity to my first GF who was 13 inches shorter than me
I WANT TO GO BACK

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Very

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At his height he genuinely should turn gay. At least he would be getting sex often enough. Just not the one giving.

>it's by andrew dickman
can't win 'em all i guess

I feel your pain, fellow manlet. The worst part is that there's nothing that could have been done about it. There's no fighting genetics.

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Should have eaten more food and milk.

No, I just never grew past my, like, 13 birthday

Yes

>6'5" (62 pounds),
nigga you arent fit, you arent even alive

damn she had a 17 inch dick?

God I wish that weren't me

faggot

guys are supposed to be taller than the girl, thats normal. this thread shouldnt have been about tiny girl big guy...

But /ss/ roleplay

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plenty of girls want a hypermanlet

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Tall girls don't like short men. They want to be small so they find giant men.

Though this really short manlet I worked security with told me this big Ukranian girl threw him against a wall and fucked him. She could lift him up easily.

I know this is just adding to your pain but I really wanna hug you right now.

Possibly lift you off the ground as I do.

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I'd rather date a girl bigger than me though

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NEVER EVER

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Tall girls are insecure and undesireable. They will take what they can get. Tall bitches are more likely to date a shorter man because mega tall men are just few in number.

>Cube root of 4=1,5874

I've ended friendships with a punch to the nutsack for that
I don't want hugs. I want a medical procedure so I can look human or I want a bullet between the eyes

wtf I love dobson now?

Seething manlet lol

>>>asia

You are overthinking this. No medical procedure will make you bigger. Love yourself.