I SWER

youtube.com/watch?v=dP4qxRkhUF4

B L A C K E D

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Delet dis!

>nigger
Looks like a Sri Lankan

this 3d character barely even looks human
why am i falling in love with a photo

why does this whole site have such a fucking massive interracial fetish

YOU FRIEND IS A LITTLE RACIST YOU DO NOT THINK?

Yeah but why is the nigger walking naked through the woods, like a ape?

It's a vocal cuck minority

Does this guy intentionally copy Jlullaby's artstyle or what?

i love how he punches through the white bois jacket on the other side

She's the girl protagonist. Pokedrones eat anything GF shits out.

I'LL BE THERE

Imagine this but two or three pitches up. This is what I imagine shield chan sounds like and it is adorable

it's like it's english, but it's not

please do not lewd shield chan unless she is mating with her pokemon

Fockin do it you lazy arse

Honestly, this is realistic. Shield would get raped by a nigger.

This bitch looks like almost any other Pokemon chick, I'll never understand waifufags

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>he isn't musically gifted enough to hear it in his head.
Sorry fag, too busy.

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ON ME COCK AND BALLS

vocaroo.com/i/s1EAAQENjMQ5

>WHICH IS ANODER CUNT TRECK, BOLLY WANK TA FUCK THU A BACK
I envy their ability to get piss drunk on anger over the stupidest shit

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wtf happens halfway through

>This was no composition by a performing monkey! This was a music I'd never heard. Filled with such longing, such unfulfillable longing. It seemed to me that I was hearing the very voice of God.

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Sounds linke HP1 Hermione

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It's because the site needs something to counteract the other guys that have a massive hate all other races fetish, of course. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

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It's been 5 years and pokemons looks haven't improved. Have they peaked?

youtube.com/watch?v=v5kRW54Bbe4

YA COW

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based and cowpilled

This meme is fucking boring.

If the Galar region anime has Scottish & English accents the memes will never end.

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Stop

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Shut it, ya cunt.

Fine, i take one last on the go if you have

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People need to stop lewding Shield and get back to making more Crass Lass memes.

WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE BEACH PARKING LOT

>Map looks to be entirely land based
>Can't surf around and rule the waves
Historically I N A C C U R A T E

I can understand it but can't at the same time

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Step on me

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please

>bois
Why do millennials talk like 5 year olds?

yes

She has a cute hat.

Fuckin proper can’t wait fer this one lads; gonna grab me’sen Pokeymon fuckin Sword cuz up the fuckin blades yeah, right? Gonna catch one of them fuckin rhino bastards and call im Rhydoncaster so I can fuckin smack them fuckin suvvern cunts playin shield about a bit right.
Do youse ave any uvva propa norven names fer yes Pokeymen?

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Yeah yeah, the forced accent is a really fun meme that only makes anglos laugh, we get it since it was already a thing with Tracer...
As boring as her design is bland.

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Cockney is a shit accent that makes your ears bleed and nobody actually sounds like Tracer - I know the VA is English but she sounds like an American doing a shit attempt at emulating a Londoner, probably because she’s a Yorkshire lass and not a real cockney.
At least this new scotshite is half bearable since that’s actually what the cunts sound like.

Reposting the better version without the thot eyeshadow

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>Forced accent
There are Scots who actually talk that way though. Stop being a miserable sod.

Took me like 40 seconds to figure out if this was about pokemon or not

>try to leave starter town
>OI M8 U GOTTA LOICENSE TO LEAVE THE TOWN
>have to sit through a tutorial to get the town leaving license
>walk into tall grass
>WEL WEL WOTS ALL DISDEN, U TRYNA CATCH POKEMON WITHOUT A LOICENSE?
>sit through another tutorial where I have to pass a pokemon catching exam to get a license
>approach first gym leader
>OI DUN BLOODY THINK SO WANKER
>WEAS UR GYM LOICENSE?

MINGE

this looks way shittier though

I still haven't seen one good fanart of her. It's all shadman tier western shit.

RIP pokemon

Is Shield-chan the best-looking playable female out of all the games?

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Maybe if you are into thots

WAE DOES NUHBODY NO HOW TAE FLUSH THE TOILET AFTA THEV HAD THEH SHET??? DEHSCOSTANG!

Shield-chan looks too cute to be saying all these angry things. Isn't it possible to say cute things in a scottish accent?

>getting blacked

Based artist.

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fixed

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Is there a specific name or genre of females that carry used condoms on their hips?

You "fixed" it before and it's still wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=25rL-ooWICU
I haven't heard this song in fucking years. Holy shit, they all looked like dweebs.

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Och aye ya wee fann- uh, laddie. Yer pal Shield’s just got tae pop doon tae the shops n buy yes some tatties n neeps fer yer dinner. Jings, crivvens n help ma boab.

>beat elite 4
>get on SS Elizabeth to Stranalia Island
>g’day ya cunt
>that was a rippa of a cruise, eh
>just waitin fuh me m8 to catch some fuckin pokuhmon, eh
>ahright cunce hope ya ready for some battles
>yea nah go fuck yaself m8 with ya over leveled startah
>ye I guess ya think your a sick cunt m8
>here’s ya fuckin badge, fuck off m8

Condom belt, I guess?

Close enough.

>the evil /pol/ nazis turned me into a cuck I swear!
No one's buying it, faggot.

That's Chicken-chan

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They fookin say "Alola" ya roight cunt

>taking false flag bait

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The cutest,

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could have some amusing interactions

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I want to see Hilda corrupt all of them into becoming sluts.

Dawn, Chicken-chan and LGPE Girl are the sexiest.

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>not including Touko
Do you just hate sluts or something?

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Too old

I always liked yandere Lyra.

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How tight is this slag

After this Not anymore.

Pokedera us cute

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Crazy Lyra is best girl

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What does her minge taste like

Irn Bru and Battered Mars Bar

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wrong

Leaf, Hilda, and Serena are so damn perfect it's not even funny.

Cumslut?

youtube.com/watch?v=Fkp8FOE37ZA

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That's cheating, the bird is bigger.

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This is awful compared to

That's not nearly enough Swablu!

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just stop posting that one

you know, I like the joke cause Limmys show is great, but the art on this is so shit it shouldn't be posted.
Someone GOOD redraw this one.

the rest are clearly off screen, reaching to the skies

CUTE

>no accent
>not "steels hevvier n feddrs"

What is this a reference to?

youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg

youtube.com/watch?v=Fkp8FOE37ZA

My friend, there is no such thing as too much Swablu.

Does Scotland-chan have a name yet? I'm beginning a new folder here but don't know what to call it. It was easy with Chicken-chan because everyone called her Chicken from the get-go.

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TAE FOOKIN 10 STONE AYE?

We need a pokemon equivalent of this:

youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI

We need a Pokemon equivalent of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=z6CbedeDF5U

Shield-chan

youtube.com/watch?v=v5kRW54Bbe4

*punch*
>waaaaaaa.. why did you punch me... *drops accent* why do you hate women so much... whimper...
*punch*
>WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*punch*
>w-why *grruk*
*punch*
>grrrk
>gurgle
*punch*
>*shows damage to the brain stem*
*punch*
>*is unresponsive*
*punch*

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Lyrics?

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What did he mean by this

I kek'd

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That makes sense, I want to protect her

What does accentless English sound like?

>Protect
She don't need no protecting, she's a strong independent womin.

German

There's no such thing. That's not how language works Anonymous. Trying to claim one accent is "proper English" is a great way to start a civil war in the UK.

You're right but not because she's a womin, she's a Scottish woman.

American

GUARDIAN

Imagine the smell haha

My wife is british. Sucks to be you.

English is the only language I know that doesn't have an official accentless variation.
Though I supposed British English and American English should be treated as different languages in this aspect, maybe.

received pronunciation

Hey how do you feel about Dutch accent

>Married to a British woman
Sucks to be you.

She's an angel and you are a scrub.

And then there's Australian English and then there's Singaporean English to further complicate things.

As far as I'm aware, Australians speak British English with an accent. Was I mistaken?
>Singaporean English
What the fuck?

Oxford English.

God I love this meme so much.

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Po-kem-art one word

NOTHING ABOUT THIS GAME LOOKS LIKE THE UK YOU RETARDED FUCKING AMERIFATS. JUST BECAUSE UK IS THE ONLY COUNTRY YOU KNOW THAT PLAYS SOCCER DOESN'T MEAN THIS GAME IS IN THE FUCKING UK.
IT LOOKS MORE LIKE SWITZERLAND

English is a horrible mutt language, that'd be why. You could make the argument for several variants to be the "official" one. The one you will probably hear the most is the Queen's English, or Oxford English. Received pronunciation is the spoken version of this English, but it is really not common at all, even in Southern England from which it hails.

Almost every English student I know studied English for the sake of going to America, you have that fact to contend with.

Australian and English accents are totally different. Only took me (American) a week around Aussies to get the hang of it. Word choice in particular is different. If you want an idea of what Singaporean (or generally Southeast Asian) English is like, go listen to Khan from King of the Hill, or play Just Cause 2. Singaporeans are scum, I struggle to understand them even more than the fucking Scots

I need more Rosa in my life.

there's a few differences

we don't call trucks "lorries" for example

Reminder these are insults to actual living scottish people. Please be more considerate

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How does a Scottish girl talk dirty during sex

>JUST BECAUSE UK IS THE ONLY COUNTRY YOU KNOW THAT PLAYS SOCCER
There's a reason why we call it Third-World Ball.
>IT LOOKS MORE LIKE SWITZERLAND
Switzerland is landlocked.

It takes place in Scotland, not the UK.
Stupid.

Ah. Thank you. I always wondered.

>he's never seen the English countryside

Is character design the only thing Game Freak excels at?

>twitter outrage poster
Unironkcally kill yourself, faggot.

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She's right.

Dumb bint.

youtu.be/bgfDALzpfJU
Something like this

Why not embrace this stereotype? Does this half-wit even realize that most of the anglosphere admires how rough around the edges Scots are?

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Can't wait to fight team IRA

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We also use "Chips" for both "fries" and "crisps".

Reminder that most Scottish people can take some fucking bants ya wee scunner.

"WE SHALDNUHUHAHRHHSHHAHFAHAHRHAHFHHSHA"

I imagine most people from Scotland think it's hilarious. I know the bongs are having a good giggle over the British memes coming from the new game. This cunt's just like every other outragefag and thinks they speak for everyone.

America is a third world country tho
Scotland is in the UK you absolute mongoloid
Yes i have and it looks nothing like this game

Th only thing I can understand is "focking". How is this possible?

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EES AN ARSEHOLE

People who get offended by stereotypes are almost always those who see those stereotypes in themselves. Like when you post a picture of a morbidly obese person in a motorized scooter, anyone who gets offended is probably a fatass.

>Reminder these are insults to actual living scottish people
They are a Scottish video game character re-creating skits made by a Scottish comedian..

Ugh. I wish this joyless cow would shut her festering gob already. Yeesh.

I picked out mayonnaise and a few things about oil, so I've only come to conclude it's related to a dispute about sandwich condiments?

>Scotland is in the UK you absolute mongoloid
No wonder everyone thinks you people are slow.

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>As far as I'm aware, Australians speak British English with an accent. Was I mistaken?
Technically no you're not mistaken but there are regional differences in vernacular and certain pronounciations. In fact unless you actually pay attention most native Australian speakers don't even notice. I can very distinctly tell when someone is from Melbourne, Adelaide, Brisbane or Perth though.
>Singaporean English
English is actually an official language in Singapore. Government encourages a "Standard english" way of speaking in Singapore but Singaporean english also known as "Singlish" tends to have a mish mash of certain order in relation to noun/verb/subject etc. In sentences. Basically in a nutshell they speak english but then slip in some other language words(Malay/Chinese Mandarin) into the sentence and they may rise and fall in their tone. I mean a common phrase of term for example is like "No good lah" or "Why you take too long cibai? Must hurry!" So you'll still understand what's going on roughly.

>struggle to understand Singaporean English more than the scots
That's because it's not even English, it's an unholy mishmash of languages from around SEA in general and a bunch of mainland Chinese dialects. It doesn't even have a set grammatical structure, depending on how much a Singaporean wants to fuck with you it could just be adding context-defining sentence enders to constructing an entire sentence using English words but in Chinese or Malay grammar, to outright just bombarding you with a sentence consisting of words from Hokkien, Cantonese, Tamil and Malay finished off with a 'fuck you'. t. Singaporean.

I think I know this woman.

You and the twatter in your picture are insults to the rest of the human race. Off yourself.

She's pissed that vinegar is over by the cooking oil in stores and not near the condiments.

Remidner to not support this artist

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Don't support Skyler, got it.

Oh no, not loli.

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>Tranny accusing someone of being a pedo
Now that's some deflection. I wonder how much CP is on "her" computer?

It's shit you drugged up swamp creature.

Absolutely lost!
Mastapiece

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>furry
>smash player

the person they are talking about could be a murderer and i wouldn't take them seriously

>A furry tranny
>virtue-signalling about a pedo artist

>People keep pushing she's Scottish
>Try to type Scottish in text form
>Most of it doesn't even seem very Scottish like and is just more Nia trash

fuk yoo
get kenser

I mean, they are right though.

People write what they know, and sometimes all they know is what makes their dick hard.

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How in the fuck could someone think that this was a good idea. Jesus, does uncanny valley not mean anything anymore?

menge

>But, steel is heavier

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Kill Jester.

Gotta strike while the iron is hot, user. Just look at >Boris.

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HOOOO many sigorrettes 'av ye got lad?

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Lets not forget the worst offender

>pacman main

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Fucking kek

>extremely gay idiot

Why would you make this a descriptor for yourself?

>sigorrettes
>Not fags

You're a fag. Fag.

>censoring choke and die

LITERALLY SHAKING

She has tits

FER TEH HITLER FELLAH

When are we going to see porn of her fucking a Mareep?

He really loves to swallow balls, huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=jAUXTl6fGVM

Don't really care about all this animated cheese pizza nonsense but the onset of puberty has been getting earlier and earlier in the past few decades. It's not uncommon for secondary and tertiary sexual characteristics to develop before the age of 13 nowadays.

no british person calls fries from mcdonalds or other fast food places "chips"

She's right

So do fat men, but that doesn't mean anyone should have sex with them.

Are you a boy or a girl?

>sex bad
>violence good
I thought it was just shitposting.

Yes.

>no option for LGBTKDBFOANDFOAENFOEOIBBQ5745194696496129562596!@#$%^@#$%^&*%^
>starts mass protests where maybe five people with neon hair and dressed in diapers show up.

Dey dun nuffin wrong tho

>Yet Yea Forums will post about it to no end

>YO'LL NEVAH FOKING GUESS, WON'T YE?

I can't tell if he's being serious or just trying to summon the man of Shad.

So if shield-chan's a Jock, does that make sword-kun a Welshman?

Question: what does UK stand for?

Nothing, hence the state we're in.

Do Scottish girls like Americans

Shield chan is ....

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Does this game have any rolls?

Nintendo has figured out how to market.
Not by advertising 500 mllion fake players and by saying "It's fun with my friends, all of whom have shit taste".
Not by replying to random posters with "incel", "idiot", or "I bet you get pushed into lockers".
Not by using emotional language like "makes me feel appreciated" or "helps me get through the day" or "lets me express who I am".

But by shitposting, memes, and banter.
Good work lads. You've figured out how to slap a tidal harness on the ocean of piss.

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How many times a week do you think she eats the Scottish staple that is the munchy box?

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The real question is how long of a rant will she go on about the new Irn Bru formula with less sugar?

This was my thoughts exactly when I saw that he setting was going to be fictional UK inspired.
British internet memes and stereotypes are recognisable and pervasive in english-speaking forums, so we effectively engage in free marketing for game freak! Number of pictures where people have photoshppped poke marts to be greggs or a van saying "we send kanto £350m a week, let's fund our pokemon centers" is through to roof.
And that's when all there is to go on is the PC designs and starters. Just wait and watch as more info comes out.

I like it.

Yeah when you think about it the meme coefficient of Hawaii wasn't very high

Made for big brown cock

She has tits so she's obviously legal

I'm not scottish or a burger but I'd eat the fuck out of that

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this image is causing me great distress

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Well, I for one like that advertisers are making the board more humorous.
With Alola they tried to push the game with lewd art, and that worked too.
Turns out "Figure what your target audience likes, and bundle it with your product" is a good strategy, whereas "Insult your target audience and tell them to man up and buy it like a mature person would" doesn't work.

Why aren't they Scouse

Guy has a disclaimer on his page that all characters are 18+. Considering they are drawings, they aren't real anyway.

Sorry, I don't speak Leprechaun

H o l the fuck u p
A tranny furry pansexual
Who's NOT a pedophile?
What's next, are you going to bring me a Sony fan who hates quicktime events?

Ur Kunt

This meme pisses me off becscue it's a stereotype of Scottish people having very thick accents and swearing alot however becscue Scottish people are conciderd white its OK for Twitter and tumblr to meme the fuck out of it however if the starter was of darker skin like from sun and moon talking with a typical Hawaiian or Indian accent would have been shown as racist and would immediately start a controversy on those sites deeming the character as a racist representation.

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You might not be scottish or a burger but you're almost certainly a morbidly obese fat fuck.

soul

soulless

Get angry at twatter and tumblrtards, not at the meme, dumbass. It's not the joke's fault that the retarded radical leftists have double standards.

unlike hawaiians and indians scots aren't people

Jocks have been a fucking joke for years, lad. When people respect the teat-sucking faggots out in NI more than Scots, you know you've fucked up.

I do

So?
Who cares what those shitholes think is offensive.
I for one am hype for Pokemon: Mbebwulu and Ngubne.

People are giant fucking hypocrites, what else is new.

The Queen's English

>A tidal harness on the ocean of piss
My fucking sides

nobody likes americans

That looks goddamn delicious.

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Jesus christ user.
Commas, use them.

What are some tertiary sexual characteristics?
Genuine questions, I've only ever heard of secondary.

>armor
>mor
>mo_r

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would you belive me if i told you the key broke on my keyboard.

actually I'm a 70kg lanky ass manlet

I honestly think this one conveys the joke better

>becscue
>consistently using that spelling

Primary sexual characteristics are Cock, Balls, Pussy, Ovaries.
Secondary ones are related directly to fertility, such as a man's rugged chin and broad shoulders, or a woman's tits and hips.
Tertiary ones advertise that you're a man or a woman, but don't say how good of a man or a woman you are. Stuff like wearing a pink bow, having long hair, driving a SUV, or being able to do math.

Define "manlet". If you're 70 kilos but lanky, you can't be that short. If you're short and 70 kilos, there's no way you could be described as lanky, unless a good portion of your mass is concentrated at your belly and the rest of you looks like Auschwitz.

The map is literally upside down britain

Also just known as "Britain" if you're Australian.

Australia here can I join the fun with you poms

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Dude who the hell cares, its a god damn joke/meme. Slavic people are the biggest joke on the internet for most people and pretty much everybody makes fun of us, but you dont see me crying over dumb jokes. Yes its ok because scottish people are considered to be white, just like slavic people despite hitler calling us unpure and sub-humans.

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Nah thats me, not that user.

Ultimate kek
Because they are a fucking joke

Got it, thanks.

english isn't my main language, lanky doesn't mean what I thought it did (I thought it just means someone skinny, but apparently it also means tall)

ниггep

Because she's a qt.

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based

I don't think he's actually offended by the meme, but rather by the double-standards of others. I also think there's no problem joking around with stereotypes playfully like this, but it is frustrating that there are just certain "untouchable" people you're just never allowed to joke about, namely anyone considered non-white.

бaзиpaн

Can we get Demoman as a gym leader, and the High lander Macleod as the Elite 4 too?

youtube.com/watch?v=WgCFRwt050Y

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But I like you

Don't get triggered. It's a wholesome meme. One of the funniest things I've seen on Yea Forums in a while too.
I'd love to have an actually funny meme country. Instead... Sweden

lol, that's good.

>diives
Now that's just reaching.

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>I'd love to have an actually funny meme country.
Me, too. Instead I'm from America so all the memes are just "LOL FAT" and "LOL JINGOISM" because no one actually knows anything about America despite constantly pretending they do. It's tiresome and dull.

Based slavbro, I can't believe UK people can't handle this cute banter, koje pičkice

Now that I think about it, Pokemon based in eastern Europe would be fucking great too.
Specifically yugo wars period.

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you can't be this dense

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I need more of this.

Yep, amerifat burgerlanders have it hard. Yeehaw cowboy.

Ulster's Knickers, it harkens back to a time when Ulster was of any significance. Every single King George was actually born there.

I'm imagining news anchors in either New York or London, with a lean towards New York since American English has changed less over the years than British English.

A seething Jock, how unusual

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So how come people never did french shit for Kalos as much as Britain as a whole with Galar? Is it because the UK is more of a meme than france
Feels like you're only seeing that for PC Serena as a result of Gen 8's announcement
Australia when

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>America is a third world country tho
That is false by its very definition.

lost my gran to a leek

Who gives a shit about France?

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Other than the fact that
>probably 70% of it's wealth is concentrated on its coastal cities
>it's coastal cities are populated by wannabe socialist professional victims
>the people living in the rust belt are living in abject poverty and have no skills beyond working in menial labor
>said menial labor being too expensive to sustain in the US because of it's economic strength booming in the previous decades and competition from China and Southeast Asia
>Most of the millenials being so pampered that they break down and cry when someone says something even slightly offensive to a totally unrelated person in their general vicinity
>despite having the worst president in their history, voted for in what has to be the worst presidential election when it comes to the final two candidates in their history, they still think they're the best country in the world
>when their IT sector is flooded by Indian nationals, the vast majority of their consumerist products produced in China and their workforce being diluted by incompetents because otherwise they'll be labelled racist or misogynist
>about the only thing good is how cheap their meat is at the grocery store.

>America is a third world country tho
America literally came up with the term First World to describe themselves and their allies and Third World to describe everyone else.

Good point

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Ungulate Knowers, or, more informally, Goat Fuckers.

the entire game is searching for potions and ethers because all the pokemon centers are rundown and looted

Why is my dick getting erect?

lost me other gran to a rare candy

is this intended for one person? because im a fat fuck and i think even i would struggle to go it alone

At the time France wasn't known for much outside of it's refugee situation, and since they don't speak English primarily French jokes largely stay in the French-speaking community. With Brits, they've been headlining in the news more frequently as well as speaking the world's lingua franca, so they're more in the forefront of people's minds and their injokes are more easily understandable by non-brits. Also they're nosy pricks who had their fingers in every pie around the world in the 18th century.

kys yank

>Goat Fuckers
I thought that was wales and sheep

youtube.com/watch?v=62GQLILKkU4

why didn't you include Albania and Bulgaria too? Are you crazy? Those countries are in even worse shape than those in your pic.

It never fails to make me lul that the world's lingua franca isn't French anymore.

she's right they've got no fucking idea, what they're doing with their willy wanker special deals.

Part of the package when you're a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys who only know how to mock people from behind a big castle wall.

pretty sure he was talking about culture memes
not socioeconomic issues

This is my favorite thing that has come out from the memeing around the gen 8.

Something about vinegar?

>these people are picking up bad scottish stereotypes
>proceeds on going on an inappropriate angry tirade

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Tattie-chan

Ugandan Knuckles

>Tattie-chan

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I ain’t no /pol/nigger but this post is awfully Reddit.

Socioeconomic issues are a potential source of cultural memes. A recent example would be the whole Pokemon Vote Leave/Remain is a good example of that. And when American culture is really just a parade of rampant consumerism as well as the raging culture war between the radical left and everyone else, of course the jokes would center around those issues. Other than those, the only real thing that got mocked on a relatively large scale in recent memory is the Super Bowl halftime show where they cucked every Spongebob fan out there with Dicko Mode, and literally nobody but Americans give a shit because no one else cares about handegg.

What the fuck happened here?

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Dumb twat didn't get the kind of twitter attention she wanted and nuked her tweets so people would stop getting on her case, I reckon.

>friday fish fry
>order the fish and chips
>waitress asks me if I want "actual chips"

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Long story short, he banned everybody who did not agree with him or had common sense to realize that its just a picture

She does know that second comic is saying Scots are more alpha than pussy Englishmen, right? It's mocking the English, not the Scottish.

>expecting some twitter outrage farmer to have reasoning capabilities beyond that of a stale loaf of bread
wew

She's not wrong, but I'm not British and unaware of any history of abuse between their countries, so I see it as harmless fun.

I have no idea how people in this age are offended by stereotypes jokes. If I had to be upset every time I see a slav joke, I would be upset all day, every day.

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They are both a kalagram.

She's unhappy that they don't place vinegar in tesco (supermarket) next to the condiments and instead put them up next to virgin oil (cooking oils)
I'm Scottish (Glaswegian to be exact like the woman in the vocaroo) and it's funny seeing peoples reactions to the way we speak.

Many Scots have a massive chip on their shoulder and can only see things Scotland being oppressed. They even try to make out they had nothing to do with Empire.

Simple, they aren't offended because the jokes are offensive. They're offended even if the jokes aren't directed at them or their race. They get offended because being offended for someone else and calling the person making the joke out for it on social media is an easy way to get social recognition and validation, and without a source of actual healthy social validation in their life it's all they have to keep them in a vaguely functional capacity.

Shield is fucking boring. Post superior Sword boi.

>people too stupid to accept that it's just a joke think everyone is too stupid to get that it's just a joke
Why can't these people just laugh at this stuff anymore?
Or have they always been around without a good way to bitch about literally nothing until now?

I SWER ON TESCO I'LL STAB YE IN THE FACKIN NAN YA SOFT SHITE

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Every voice recording of scottish women sounds like a 40 year old heifer. It must sound fucking bizarre on a kid or teenager like the protagonists in pokemon actually are.

This might look horrible to some people now but a few hours into a night shift and it's pure magic.

>Pokemon based in australia
>Snake, spider, crocodile as starters
>Every route has some sort of snake, spider, and angry emu
>Everything knows some sort of poison attack

Go be gay in your own threads.

My "heifer", you mean "absolute tittymonster", right? I'm fairly sure that's how cows work.
How do you hear if a woman has great big milkers?

What a nice Dreamcast game

It means landwhale

Why do you all even discuss pokemon or care about it past 4th gen? Its so fuckinh stale at this point in all ways a video game franchise could be. Its the peak of video game laziness that hollywood does.

You musr have serious autism to still care and dont wanna move on like people do when a game gets stale.

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>in-game canberra has a doduo infestation
>gates your progress until you finish some gym or other shite
>to get rid of it you have to fight 10 doduo horde battles in a row

>wish forever that I could have a rough n tumble Scottish lass gf
>"Stop portraying us as bullies!!!! ;_________;"
What the fuck?

Slavs will rule europe one day

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Why are wh*tes so sensitive?

Why do you even go into pokemon threads or care about what other people think past your bedtime? It's so fucking stale at this point in all ways Yea Forums could be. It's the peak of not having anything better to do with your time.

You must have serious autism to care so much about what other people enjoy and don't wanna move on when people like what you don't.

>Fight 10 doduo horde battles in a row
Truly a hellish land

but I don't like those. I like tittymonsters.

Fair fucks to ya

Well too bad, you're getting fat ugly scottish lasses that stink like last nights haggis

>W-Why did you want to see my feet, user?

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No!
I don't want that!
Give me the tittymonster.

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>literal who on Twitter
0/10
Next

Ok, 1 titty monster coming up

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mnnmnmnnm
Give me the milk.

Ya guys think you have it hard? Try being a conservative jew. Pretty much everyone hates you but orthodox, and you hate orthodox.

literally no one asked. fuck off.

LOOK AT DIS WEE LITTLE BRAINLET OVER 'ERE

haha n-no reason haha

holy hell thats hilarious

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Begone Kike

MINGE

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holy shit is this the white version of bix nood muffuga

I swear like the shadow that's by your side...

>a jew tries to victimize himself way harder than he should be
>that scottish twitter girl who wants to prove scottish stereotypes are not true by posting a long rant
what's next, an american coming up in the thread and spouting ignorant shit while admitting of being morbidly obese and finish the post by clapping?

as a british person what the fuck is this, can americans just fuck off please

Will we be able to make her have dark skin like in sun and moon?

I might be overweight, but over 100% of Americans aren't.
(you can't hear it but I always clap before hitting Post)

Christ I'm Australian and not even we speak like that.

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how come brits can never handle bants? They always dish it out, but once it comes their way they turn into little babies

youtube.com/watch?v=vPxIk_0WNmg
I can see through your lies

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>stealing Nia's memes
Rydych yn butain Alban.

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Americans can do neither desu

vocaroo.com/i/s0zPMwc0mlRo

Why not both?

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I really hope the models are properly expressive, the battle pose gives me hope but we’ll never know until release

I hate how the MC’s expression was exactly the same throughout the story of Gen 8

i can already tell thats a wee studenty prick that got his arse kicked in primary school
most of us find it quite funny to be honest

>SCOTTISH Nia
THIS IS WORSE U DAFT CUNT

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I like shield chan

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Sounds almost like parts of the American south.

I'm quite fond of the little monkey fella.

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>Sheild-chan will never be your loud, obnoxious rival
Why even continue living?

>bahookie

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It's shit. I'm surprised heads haven't rolled

youtube.com/watch?v=Fkp8FOE37ZA

Remember, Shield-chan:
>is Scottish
>is for Sword
>to put it better, Sword is for HER
>hates that wee posh cunt blonde
>loves Flaffy haggis

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of course the terrorism apologist had to appear

Go away sheepfucker

Holy fuck, I just ate breakfast and I want this so badly, it looks so shitty but at the same time so fucking good.

FOR BETTER OR WORSE! TILL DEATH DO US PART

is there a word for the general accent that the scottish, bongs and australians sort of share?

Want to kiss those cute feet.

Welsh, South Africans and Americans share it too, it's called English.

american sounds way far more removed from the 3 bong-lites

Unamerican.

Deku's girlfriend?

>pronouncing it how france wants you to pronounce it

I'm ok with this since they blockaded ports for us in the revolutionary war.

Non-rhotic?

This is the only time I've seen a scot get pissy about it while other are having fun with it, some going out of their way to voice it. Hell, the jokes from these posts are from actual tweets from scots themselves.

sillyspeak

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY IT'S BECAUSE SHE IS BRITISH SO SHE SPEAKS WEIRD xd

she looks older than me and im 20 how the fuck is she 12

>why you take too long cibai?
You just made my day user, thanks.

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t. chav

Scottish accents are rhotic though. I don't think there's really an umbrella term for what that user is looking other than maybe "variations of English".

thats a horrible image of my wife delete please

I don't see the problem, it just means more Nia.

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>Follow the trend of drawing porn of the new revealed Pokémon trainer
>Get called a pedo buy some cunts to the point the VA deletes the voiced tweet that Limmy himself even retweeted
Fuck, did anyone get a chance to save that?

>NOOOOOO
>STOP POSTING THIS
>HeLP ME THERESAAA

>can understand this perfectly even though I'm british

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Huh?

What is irn bru like?

I wanna know what haggis are like

Why isn't she wearing a burka?

This is why Romans built a wall to keep them out

Why the hell is this so charming now that I've deciphered most of it with the help of explanations from kind anons in this thread

More Nia, doesn't always mean good Nia.

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Misplacing Nia’s Welsh accent is a meme in itself now.

reddit.com/r/UnexpectedThanos/
It literally is.

I think it's more that the meme has grown big enough that more and more idiots who don't know what they're talking about are trying to join in.

Shield-chan has nothing on Chicken-chan. Too bad Sun and Moon were trahs games though.

>BRITISH

She's Scottish you cunt.

Chicken-chan has cuter feet.

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of course and somehow still fucks it up

I just remember this British guy saying ''me'' instead of my and i automatically lost all respect for British accent. Me friend.

I thought angry vocaroo user was back. I got excited for nothing. Fuck you.

"British" encapsulates more than just the English you know.

>Japanese characters are all named after valuable gems, natural colours etc
>Anglo characters is named after war stuff
What did Japan mean by this?

What's the drinking age in the Galar region?

I know that, but there is no way that Scots or anyone else want to be associated with English subhumans.

Not even offended, I’m Glaswegian Scottish. What does my tits in the most is when the fucking yanks can’t get the words or grammar right. If you’re gonna have the trainer speak like a cunt fae Glasgow at least get it right, half of these memes seems like a bastard hybrid of English and Scottish.

Not trying to be a cunt, but it’s embarrassing to see since it makes the Americans look kind of stupid, like watching someone telling a joke they got wrong yet they still laugh at it.

Which characters are you even talking about?

rewrite this in proper thick Scottish and you have my attention.

>Americans

Red, White, Sapphire etc
While anglos get sword, shield

mate sorry to break it to you but no one outside of this island gives a fuck about being accurate when it comes to mocking the accents

This.
RENT FREE

Legitimately don't even fucking see the resemblance.
The ORAS ace trainer looked more like her

eh its exaggerated a little, its still funny though imo
t. fellow britbong

If it borrows from the UK's laws 16 to drink 18 to buy.
But it's a Japanese game for kids so alcohol is non-existent

Am no even offended, I’m fae Glasgow masel’, wit does ma tits in the most is when the fuckin’ yanks cannae get the word ae grammar right. If you’re gonnae huv the trainer speak like a cunt fae Glasgow at least get it right, hawf ae these memes seems like a bastard hybrid of English and Scottish.

No tryin’ tae be a cunt, but it’s a pure reeder tae see since it makes the Americans look like fuckin’ dobbers. Like watching some cunt telling a joke they got wrong but still laugh at it.

Half of the joke is the fact that you guys get so pissy at it. If you'd stop complaining, it'd go away on its own.

He's doing it for (you)s you mongs.

not gunna lie, that would probably taste pretty good if there were literally any vegetables mixed with that pile of grease

You mean the games?
I don't think one set of games is enough to base a pattern on.
I also don't think Gamefreak has any consistency regarding these matters.

Gross, another game that will further boost anglos unwarranted self importance

I don’t want the jokes to go away, I just want cunts to get it right. How am I supposed to laugh at myself if the representation is so in accurate I can’t even see it as weegie or Scottish in general?

HHNNGGG THICKER
great job thanks

Time to the game of "Is it German or is it French?".

GROOKEY GANG WHERE YOU AT

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>nigger
gross

She must be a nordic raider rape child. I've seen actual scots and brits, and their women is just as ugly as they are. Don't really know what went wrong. They're supposed to be white yet looks more like goblins, and have this bestial cunning and desire for destruction of the west.

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bullshit
>walks on coarse sand almost daily
>rarely wears socks
Just by this we can already deduce that chicken-chan has rougher soles and generally more damaged skin due her feet being worn by sunlight & the environment

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USA
USA
USA

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but gambling was

They are offended somewhere

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Do you have the original art?

I don't think there's a law for banning underage gambling in TV and games like there is for underage drinking in Japan.

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF CELTIC GIRLS

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Yes we call it Arabic-Goat accent where I am from.

All the cute ones are from Ireland

I really wish english, scots and irish went to war with each other again. Saves me from destroying them myself

>America literally came up with the term First World to describe themselves and their allies and Third World to describe everyone else.

Correction:
First World: NATO and allies (capitalist democracies)
Second World: Warsaw Pact and allies (communists)
Third World: everyone else who isn't aligned with the first two

First world eventually became shorthand for "rich country" while third world eventually became synonymous with "poor country." Second world fell out of use once the Soviet Union fell apart.

yes

twitter.com/ToasterKiwi/status/1101995347423850496

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Believable. The irish went extinct as the women went for nordic men when the norse settlers colonized their savage wildlands anyway. I mean, how cucked can you be when your capital was made by literal foreigners?

I get the sunlight, even though you can just solve that with sunscreen and moisturising at night, but wouldn't sand act more like an exfoliant and make her soles even smoother and nicer to touch?

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>Nicks the pokéballs from the Professor and the copper off the roof before leaving.

Do Englishmen really talk like this? How can anyone understand them?

This post will go forgotten and unappreciated once the thread goes down.

Someone screencap it.

>Fuck having a good color palette beacuse it hurts my feefees

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Very simple user we talk in the heavy accent to people who understand it. When speaking to people who don't understand the accent we clean our speech up. The Scottish are a bunch of faggots who don't do this to be annoying.

If the whole game was voiced like this I'd actually buy it

omg thats racist im shkaking and cryying rn

Feet are the most disgusting part of the human body holy shit. It's like a weird retarded, bent club hand at the bottom of your leg and it touches the gross, dirty ground all the time. I look down at my own feet and feel shame that god cursed us with such an ugly fucking body part. Literally having stumps with boots that attach to the stump would be better than this fucking mass of hard superfluous looking flesh.

I dream of a future human with no feet and we've evolved to levitating ever so slightly off the ground. I hate the fact that we have to have feet so fucking much. A world where humans abandon their need for feet is a better world, a pure world. You sick fucking foot fetishists are literally made in satan's image. Out of all the parts of the body you can feel a sexual attraction to, you feel it towards the part of us that is nature's cruelest mistake at best and god's punishment to each and every one of us at worst.

I would load you onto trains and into camps if I had the sociopolitical power to do so. Feet are so fucking gross I can't stand it. FUCK.

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Yeah, it's Scots, dumbass

Spoken like a true ameritard who physically can't move without the use of a motorized scooter.

No, that would be Serena

I wonder what it's like to lie so much and so flagrantly and face no consequences when you've lead your society into its worst political crisis in generations.

Scottish people do this too. I'm doing it right now.

>"this picture is racist"
>+100 people tell her that its not
>"lol fuck you racist im done with you"

Are these people for real?

deviantart.com/comments/1/787778910/4708476242?offset=0#comments
deviantart.com/comments/1/787778910/4709184595

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>being this obsessed
I'm a leaf

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What is she saying at the end there? All I understood was "fuck"

Probably the biggest mistake humans as a race have made is propagate to the point where people lacking basic problem solving and coping skills are able to survive beyond the age where they learn how to talk.

TRIGGERED

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>"die mad about it"
>is the one being mad

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>leafs can't be fat
Also you're part of the same continent.

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That the Tesco employees should move the vinegar next to the salt despite what the managers say.

Yes I'm fucking mad. Feet are gross and you're gross for liking them.
>leafs can't be fat
I supplement most of my diet with onions I know all the memes and shit but it's actually a good way to manage caloric intake.

Not for much longer mate

>"die mad about it"
>is the only one who insult and attacks people

Joyless cunt

Just watch limmy's show if you want more

SNP voters are some of the most disgusting mongrels on the planet.

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>OI I THINK ITS A LITTLE LATE FERA BREXIT
I'm fucking wheezing.

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>someone wrote all this

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God I wish that were me.

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It's repurposed pasta, newfriend.

I think this is the only time I've seen a picture of food from that God forsaken island and thought it looks good.

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What's in it? I see pizza and fries but the bottom half is a mystery.