Hey spies ,W+2

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Are spies the easiest class to rile up? Seems like whenever I get a wrench kill there's a 90% chance of getting a complaint

It was a different time.

Yes, because most spy players are dick heads that only play that class to learn bullshit front stabs and be a jew overall.

youtube.com/watch?v=VLKz7K6GEGA

:^)

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>getting uber and random crits at the same time

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Especially when it's a random crit

But what if your pocket medic gets crocketed before you get ußer

>random critting a medic with 100% uber

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Why are you walking forward and switching to your pistol engie?
You gotta shoot your gun silly!

>wrangler

Any spy that unironically tries to trickstab is a (((Mr.Paladdin))) fanboy.
Gun Spy all day

>reflecting a crocket into the enemy spawn near team wipe

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Y-You still gotta press m1 buddy. Unless i missed a patch.

based and revolverpilled, there's nothing worse than an EPIC TRICKSTABBER

Why are the furfags/bronies who still play this such whiny bitches?

Stock revolver too. "Amby" spies are even more cancerous than trickstabbers
t. Full Stock Spy main

> not keeping original key bindings

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>spy mains are the only people who are against melee crits
>because getting one shot after being spotted prevent them from trying to trickstab their target
>target they could have easile deal with using their revolver
Yes, those people can't even play their class properly and require the game to acommodate them

>Not just increasing interp n facestab everytime

I cant even count how many times a gibus engie tried to Wrangle me while theyre in front of their sentry.
I miss 2Fort.

The spy is french. What do you expect

Alright anons, post your top 3 classes by playtime and judge others for theirs
>Engineer
>Sniper
>Pyro

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>Sniper with 50000 kill strange rifle is keeping our entire team on lock down
>Might honestly be aim hacking
>Switches teams so he can talk trash over voice
>Voice of the most depressed person I've ever heard

30 hours on pyro and 50 on engi, 23 on sniper. I play alot of other games sorry if I dont have 1000+hours in tf2

>sniper
>demoman
>pyro
You have excellent taste. (especially since engie is just under pyro for me)

High ranked players always sound like dying humans. They die with their games

>Spy
>Soldier
>Medic

You got a pretty based list user

Fuck it, I'm posting them all. Be amazed at my incompetency.

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when I get crits playing Heavy I get a boner

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Medic Spy Heavy

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So you like hitting buildings huh ...

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Engineer
Heavy
Soldier

I play Engineer and Heavy because nobody else will defend

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I like using the gunslinger on 2fort

>Pyro
>Scout
>Engie
I don't even remember playing that much Engie I have 2000 hours in game

>Not even 10 hours on spy.

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If you dont have 1000 hours on Spy, are you truly a Spy main?

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Soldier
Demo
Heavy

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>Maining a class

Now I feel better about my own () times.
Thanks user.

Why is the homewrecker so underrated? I never see others using it. But the ability to one shot any building and even destroy sappers is 10/10

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You and me, hoss.

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Backscratcher is greatest pyro melee

I like using the homewrecker. But I like using the third degree more.

>Not maining a class.
Disgusting.

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>sticky jump into super secret hiding place
>wait 20 minutes for a guy to show up
>kill him
>lose because i was essentially afk the whole time

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Oh my

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>solider demo scout
to be expected from 500+ hour squad

we need more of these

>one shot a building
The chances you casually come across an unguarded dispenser or tele is low

>remove sappers
More realistic(and annoying) usage. Generally most Pyros won't carry it because they dont like being a guard dog 24/7.

Hey Yea Forums,
yore
ugleh

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what do you mean exactly?

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>tfw swimming around 2fort center pit with the neon annihilator handing out crits to anything that falls your way

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Based and Shark-pilled

The chance is low, but so rewarding when it happens

>using high five to see around the sewer corners and jumping out to 1shot scouts

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It's so low it doesnt warrant a huge usage of the weapon. That's your explanation.
Like the Kunai, I have a huge potential for retarded chainstabs but it's low so I usually stick to Stock Knife

Truly the greatest

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>Soldier
>Medic
>Demo

Post weapons you want to see buffed/reworked

>an supportive pyro weapon sounds great on paper but its pretty worthless in practice
>can only used once every 60 seconds, even though afterburn sucks and the other thrown effects such as milk and jarate are way stronger and charge faster
>charges faster when buring enemies, but its a supportive weapon, and support pyro tends to stay near the mid-back line, guarding the team from spies and projectile spam, aka not burning people alot
>scorch shot is this except with more range, extremely spamable, can hit twice
>pyro relies on his secondary more than basically every other class, so using that slot for a mediocre AoE effect thats only usable every 60 seconds is retarded

Reduce the timer to 20 seconds and it MIGHT be usable

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>SPAH SAPPIN MY SENTRY
>hit the sapper once then go after the spy
>bhops around and gettin in props
>he jumps to my back
>tilt the mouse upwards create the french space program with a wrench crit
>hit the sapper twice, all back to normal
>spy start writing blocks of text about how much he hates this game and why crits are still a thing in 2019

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>that one map where it's impossible for the attackers to capture the first point
What's her name?

Would be nice if they reverted the ambassador nerf or at least buffed the numbers.

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Dustbowl

>be engie
>kill spy
>nonstop chat rage for next 3 minutes
one of life's greatest joys

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Hoodoo

Home.

I remember the easiest way to gather salt on TF2 was to make a retarded name like Benedict Arnold, go full gibus, dueling badge, and just pubstomp as Spy.
Nothing pisses off people more than falling for a trickstab or getting Revovler kited.

Remember to type "nice trickstab bro" whenever you kill a spy near the stairs.

>be engie
>same player keeps switching between demo, soldier, and spy trying to take out your nest and fails everytime

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My brother. I thought I was the only one.

Reduce the boost lost on hit from the baby face blaster. It sucks being barely clipped by the nuts of an engies bullet from the other side of Harvest, and going back into the negative.

>Scout
>Soldier
>Spy

Sniper as fourth mention because it's only ~3ish hours behind spy

>getting Revovler kited
This is true suffering

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>Pyro
>Engineer
>???
No idea who my third would be, the rest are worthless

It's so gratifying to me. After you get some butthurt Mini-Engie mad and he rages to Pyro. You just shoot him and give a quick lenny bind.
So much fun.

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>Be engineer.
>No spies to be seen.
>Get a kill.
>Suddenly there is a spy.
>He saps my building and tries to trick stab me while I just calmly move my mouse to him, so he can't trick me in to moving the mouse in the wrong direction.
>Ded.
>Ambasador swap.
>He saps my stuff, and tries to headshot me.
>Hide behind sentry and repair.
>He pulls out sapper.
>Instantly swap to shotgun and kill him.
>Dead ringer swap.
>He does it again, except this time he runs away every time I swap to the shotgun, because dead ringer.
I just wanna build my gear in peace!

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he's scared of you

which video is this from again?

Isn't the Ambassador nerfed at this point?

Yep, and any good spy has moved on. Only die hard weebs insist on using it.

>the phlog will never be pre-nerf ever again
I miss the ridiculous spawn kills

>using high five to see around corners after poping uber on a guy that rushes out, so you can see him die alone and to high five the spy that just stabbed your engineer while you ubered him

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>enemy uber comes in
>run past them
>ubered guy focuses on killing me
>I just keep running away
>successfully distract the retard and waste their uber

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New wrench/PDA when? I want a TFC wrench with its own meta. Or just different buildings than stock and minisentry.

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>third degree crit on a medic+soldier pair and kill both of them

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There's literally nothing wrong with the default and mini sentry though.

Soldier, engineer, heavy.

>after each kill
>press button on mouse
>"Thanks!/Nice shot!"

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Except the mini should be removed.

It’s too good at getting scout mains mad see

I actually really hate scouts, but i feel for them when it comes to Minis. Seriously fuck those things.

youtu.be/SNgNBsCI4EA
>10 years ago

Of course there isn't but it would be nice that the overalls could get some gameplay variety and metas since 2010

>be scout main
>that rare occasion where a sentry kills someone else, giving you an opening to circle strafe around the sentry, killing it

I remember doing it to a lv3 and it was awesome.

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there is no better feeling

>say "Nice shot!" every time a enemy sniper fails at headshotting me

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spamming the short circuit in the attack spawn room in dustbowl is pretty new meta

After every single missed shot on me.
>NICE SHOT!
After every single kill.
>THANKS.
After every kill by a team mate in my general aoe.
>GOOD JOB!
At any point, for any reason that's good enough.
>MOVE THAT GEAR UP!
>POSITIVE VOCALIZATION!
>CHEER!
>NEGATIVE VOCALIZATION!
>JEER!
I love voice commands in games, btw.

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>walk out of cover
>call for medic
>sniper headshots me
>my hand blocks the headshot

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Does anyone older than 14 main heavy?

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Soldiers and snipers are tied for second

Tbf though, if you can get mileage out of the nerfed Ambassador though, you'd have to be pretty good.

>play engineer
>put lvl 3 sentry on the point, the middle point of coldfront
>be an overly aggressive engie who won't let people corner kill my stuff
>end up constantly killing soldiers and demos
>people end up getting so frustrated and half the enemy team ragequits

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tfw this is the closest I will ever get to a TFC wrench in TF2

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It's more about the team being bad. At the range it does 102 on crit, the Stock Revolver out DPS's it. You're purposely hurting yourself and praying the enemy team has slow reaction time.
Plus a headshot at close range is alot easier than the usual range it was useful for

Also for extra butthurt, use a kunai and name it something Weeb related.
The DR is optional but it's easy to insult. The Invis Watch gives more fresh and unpredictable butthurt in the chat.

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There was a heavy main on a server I used to play on who was like 38. He and his kids used to play together.

I do that but only in the sewer or inside bases. Never out on the bridge.......fuck those guys.

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>heavy main
How can people do such a thing, it's the most boring class by far it's too easy.

People regularly run around with botkillers, reskins like ham shank and even australiums.
Meanwhile, virtually nobody uses any of the umpteen weapon skins/warpaints. What a mistake that was.

And THIS is the main issue of Heavy. He's good at ONE thing and ONE thing only. How do you rework him to be versatile without breaking the game and introducing the TF2 equivalent of GOATS?

i wish i fucking knew

I wish valve would make some of the reskins strange, they'd make alot of money. Like

>Lugermorph
>Prinny Machete
>Objector

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Allow him to shoot down projectiles

Strange Sharp Dresser would be nice

Post your spray

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what is this? a webm for ants?

I see them plenty but they look like hot garbage.

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Reminds me of this good soldier I faced, his team almost lost because he kept taunting after each kill.

>playing scout, hanging around a sentry
>uber comes in
>jump around the soldier's head
>he spins and shoots constantly to no avail
>uber wears off
>sentry kills the soldier and I clean up the fleeing medic
No other game gives this kind of satisfaction.

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>Engineer
>Pyro
>Scout
all of the hours on Engineer are from when i used to main him which i might do again soon

>tfw you jump in to a server and see sprays of big tiddy anime girls all over
For me, I just use a simple pic of a hot dog

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haha pun

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Why would you guys spend so much time playing pyro if you play other classes? He's not particularly good at anything and doesn't require practice to use any of his mechanics.

he is fun

>that feeling when you're following and watching the uber duo, anticipating that medic kill right after it ends as a scout
It's a great feeling

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>scout
>engineer
>medic

Not any of those anons and a spy main

Pyros need to learn airblast mechanics, damage calc, flare placement, and ambush spots. Pyro is easy to play but moderately difficult to master. The difference between a W+M1 nerd and an actual Pyro main is staggering.

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Demo
Scout
Soldier

soldier is a really distant third, I don't have as much fun as one compared to my demo/scout time

>Sniper
>Soldier
>Scout
ah yes, a true SSS gamer. that's me.

To harvest spy tears.

i don't remember making this post

Medic
Sniper
Engineer

Because using the flare gun to drive snipers crazy is a lot of fun

based and YEEEpilled

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I never understood this meme.
Pyro just doesnt counter a spy outright. I have 0 issues dispatching Pyros. The real Spy counter is Soldier. Spies cannot touch Soldiers at all.

And even when you master him he's ineffective compared to a demoman, soldier or scout

I don't usually play pyro but when I do, I use the phlog.

actual heavy mains are based 99% of the time. always seem to be team players ready to wreck the other team's shit
only beaten by actual boomers maining engie, they're the greatest

True! But certain people like playing different classes. We all cant be dedicated 6s madmen :^/

The real counter to spy is scout, of course you need to have better aim than the spy does but hey that's your fucking job as a scout to be as accurate as possible to make the most of the scatter.

They buffed the dead ringer allowing it to nullify afterburn in the last updates, and given how much effort a player has to put to kill DR spies, it really feels like it's not balanced. No one ever tries to make it seem like a legit kill, it's always used as a shield.

>holding down the flame thrower in front of the evemy spawn, trapping them inside, until the all give up and quit
>ineffective

The only good phlog pyro is one that can hide and ambush

You forgot to added, backed by a medic and soldier and demoman

I don't know, facing a pyro that knows how to airblast very well can be very frustrating and it will often cause projectile classes to retreat which helps a lot to capture points and stuff.

if you truly are a good pyro you can counter those classes easily

Airblast is pretty simple. .8 seconds between blasts, point where you want stuff to go (although pointing at the ground makes people fly further).
Damage calc?
Flares are the fastest projectiles, not hard to use.
Pyro skill level doesn't seem to matter much past valve pubs, any class with a shotgun is going to destroy them if they can aim. Only thing excels at is baby sitting sentries.

Hopefully the DDS gets nerfed, but be careful regardless. Bullets fly a bit faster than your flares.

>in front of the evemy spawn,
Cart in front of the horse, if you really want to talk about a class good at spawn camping look no further than demo.

Scout is a definite 2nd. Out DPS's Spy in nearly all ranges, minus xd long range.

But Soldier does not even need to be in close range to dispatch a Spy. He will always out DPS and out maneuver a Spy. That's why he is a true counter.
I dont personally use the DR unless im doing the Gibus setup. Invis for fucking lifeeee

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any /washed up sniper mains/ in the house?
playing nothing but strategy games for 2 years and then jumping on to play sniper again didn't work out for me :^(

>scout
>kites flamethrower, has better shotgun, faster movement speed
>soldier
>has more health, mobility, and a shotgun, and can bait airblasts by swapping to and from RL, or just fire rockets in airblast's blindspot and still deal splash damage
>demo
>puts a sticky in front of him and is unapproachable
Pyro gets soft-countered by every combat class.

It's just fun to airblast them to cuck their dead ringer, homewreck all their sappers and melt their spycicles. It's almost guaranteed rage.

Airblasting projectiles. It's muscle memory and important to learn.
Damage calculating, so you know how much HP an enemy has and can properly predict their next movement and adapt.
Flare placements, like in CSGO with crosshair placements.

>switch to heavy

wait, can you actually be crit ubered AND Ubercharged at the same time right?

Yes

>tfw the enemy team doesn't have snipers
>switch to Heavy

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>spycicles
Are my fellow Spies really doing this?
If a Spy is using DR, please keep dunking on them. Theyre most likely (((Mr. Paladdin))) cucks and need to uninstall. They give us a bad name

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>kill spynigger who deadringed from me because I knew his trash ass was going to the closest ammo resource
>beat him there, fire a shot and take the ammo
>he uncloaks a short distance away
>shotgun him to death
>he immediately tries to votekick me

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and quickfixed to be immune to the pyro knockback ready to blast you off the map!

Reflecting's got a low skill-ceiling, it's just reaction speed and maybe some prediction which goes out the door against skilled players anyway.
Every class has to know damage numbers.
Flares really don't take much practice to use and ultimately aren't powerful. 90 damage with about two seconds in between shots just doesn't stack up to other classes.

post deathcams

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but the more recent updates have skewed the pyro-spy class relationship in favor of the spy, giving him higher movespeed, DR nullifying afterburn

>See Pyro
>He has a his FT at medium range, clearly waiting for reflects
>just RJ away and continue on to the objective

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>scout
>demo
>spy

sniper is the worst and most boring class

>votekicking players of the other team
why are you lying on the internet

SoundSmith is a good TF2 youtuber prove me wrong you can't

>shoot rocket above his head
>he fucks up the timing and dies

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It wasn't a valve server bruv.

Sniper is actually very good and can contend in 6s. That being said, it is usually 90% crosshair placement and 10% aiming(tracking)

But that means he wins

Hates Spies :^(
StaryKrow is the best :^)

>spy!
>everyone panics around you

>be pyro on hightower
>chase after spy
>this cunt is obviously is baiting me for a stairstab
>fuck with him by backing away when he attempts stairstab and airblast him midair
>do this 2~3 times on the spot
>eventually kill him with flaregun
spy mains

Shabby is the better ironic spy weeb

Hey, I'm just giving my experience in pubs here.

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>hightower
Get out

He's pretty cool too

Engie
Soldier
Demo
What do I win?

>Engie
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>StaryKrow
FURRY FUTA ARTIST

A few years ago I used hacks and I played Heavy. My bullets would auto track them and they would all crit.

I would crouch myself in their spawn door so it wouldn't close then mow everyone down, the entire enemy team was trapped there getting continuously gunned down. My friends set up sentries and dispensers outside for me.

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>YEEEEEEEE
FAVOURITE MAP AND WHY!?!

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>chasing a spy
>he turns the corner
>take it wide
>melee crit him in the face 100% of the time
when will spylets learn bros?

GET GOOD
GET LMAOBOX

:^/ bad times

>steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps
>1006 days

Spies play spy because they can't learn real classes. Prognosis isn't good.

>soldier
>engie
>scout

INTENTIONAL

But. Spy is fun :^(
Though knife spies are pretty fucking annoying cucks.
Mr. Paladdin ruined the Spy name

DECISION

>:^(
Leave

The spy named was ruined from the start, you just had maybe 2-3 spy mains in this game's decade-long existence that aren't cucks.

>Scout
>Spy
>Soldier
I'll save you the trouble and outright admit I just love being annoying.

who here /fists of steel/?
>eat dalokohs bar
>equip fists of steel
>crouch behind cart
>laugh at red team as they try to peel a 350 40% damage resist fat retard off the cart
>punch anyone who tries to melee

>Engineer (By a huge margin)
> Sniper
> Heavy

I like you, user

Engineer
Pybro
Heavy

This guy gets it

Haha looks like an angry :^)

Too many redditors hopping on the Spy train thinking they can net kills with le epik trikstab. Honestly everytime i see one of them critted while trying to memestab, it makes me happy. It'll cull their numbers.
Meanwhile any actual good Spy will just pubstomp for free

I like to use it in close quarters or in cramped areas. Especially against soldiers

the best heavy loadout is KGB + family business, get a melee kill and that's when the fun begins

>6s
What the fuck did you say? I detest the competetive scene, it has fucked up the whole game. Tons of good loadouts have been nerfed, and they're still complaining about crits and shit.
And it has always bothered me: why is it 6v6, and not e.g. 9v9, 1 slot for each class?
Competetive should have no influence on the game. Disgusting nofun poofter gay queer faggots

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>spies goes for a corner stab
>i just stand still
>wait for him to come back for the epic trickstab
>kill him
>taunt
>type "nice trickstab, bro"
Then the faggot will focus only you for the rest of the match

I actually do prefer 9v9. But im just pointing out that Sniper is a really good class.

Bonus points if ge gets you ones and than starts writing an essay about the kind of scum you are.

>spy tries to stair stab
>step off of the stairs and hit them with a melee crit
So satisfying

and not fun to play without a huntsman.

Next to Spy, Sniper is the 2nd best class to make people butthurt with. It's just something about outplaying someone that really gets them tapping away on their keyboard

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balancing around pub retards is even worse

Ambassador nerf in a nutshell

People seem to think a certain class v class fight is "supposed" to turn out a specific way every time, and get angry when it doesn't happen.

>Demoman
>Soldier
>Scout
No, i don't play com, i just think they're fun to play.

i think that one was because of highlander tards, though a lot of pub master blasters jumped on that train and also said it was overpowered.

Really? I heard it was more based on Pub feedback, not pro. Be weird if pros actually thought nerfing skill would be a good idea. Plus they wouldve pushed a Diamonback nerf. That gun is banned in most HL games

Honestly I just use the Neon Annihilator if I'm gonna support the Engineer. Does the job half as well, but works out better for combat.

Basically this. Neon warrants a more often use than the homewrecker

i think the reason it might've been highlander was because some sigafoo guy visited the tf team and talked about weapon balance.
the weapons they talked about also happened to be some of the weapons rebalanced in the update (the razorback, DR, and Ambassador)
as for the diamondback, i think valve just flat out forgot about the thing, though people have made more noise about it now so it has a larger chance of getting a rebalance in the next update.

Engie
Heavy
Engie again (It's actually soldier but I have 300 hours on Engie, 100 on heavy and like 40 on everything else)

pure ludo

It's really stupid the Amby got nerfed. It's even more stupid the Amby got nerfed and the diamondback got left untouched

I'm still mad about the caber nerf

Reminder

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Jumper weapons should apply regular knockback to enemies.

Is this Dane or Soundsmith? They're both pretty insufferable but i cant exactly tell

so sticky jumpers have the best mobility of the game and can stall ubers on top of it? no

>no damage to self

Fuck no.

it tries to hype up incredibly mediocre gameplay

>removed ability to detonate stickies while taunting
>removed ability to place 8 stickies with the jumper
Post some other Fuck yous from Valve

Tell me about it
Every time I go into my demo loadout I just stare at my vintage caber for a minute or two before selecting my frying pan

>removed caber AOE
>lowered caber damage
>wanted to make first shot of ambassador random
>removed pomson hitting targets more than once

NEVER LEAVE

>eviction notice
>amby
>gru
>manmelter
>pompson
>bonk
>sticky jumper
>caber
So many more weapons but these hit me the hardest. seriously where the fuck does the weapon balances even come from

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Butthurt youtubers.

remove the damage taken reduces charge downside from the tider turner.
you could keep it on there if it still did the full crit, but you're doing less than a pipe now so it makes no sense.

>Hide tele exit in enemy base
>Don't build entrance
>Use eureka effect to tele in, drop sentry, kill a few guys and then die.
>Use eureka effect to tele in, drop sentry, kill a few guys and then die.
>Use eureka effect to tele in, drop sentry, kill a few guys and then die.
>Use eureka effect to tele in, drop sentry, kill a few guys and then die.
>Tele exit gets destroyed, fun had.

I swear this shit always crits when they're under 50% health

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youtube.com/watch?v=2FXZm-GciMg

Seriously what fucking nigger thought nerfing the eviction notice was a good idea

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make it comboable with the neon annihilator

I deleted that shit like 11 times.
Engineer
Sniper
Heavy

>just go full stock loadout as Spy, no stranges or vintages
>equip gibus, pyrovision, and dueling badge
>target the enemy with the flashiest loadout
>guarenteed salt after the 2nd kill

Perks of learning how to play Spy

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for some reason they like having weapons that act similarly to already existing unlocks.

You are like a little baby

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>Uninstalled TF2 a few days ago because I can get a bit addicted
>Currently re-downloading it.

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>not having borderline illegal shit on your spray like underage gay nudes
Step the fuck up!

I miss the old eviction notice so much. zooming around punching people to death was crazy fun, I don't understand why they even nerfed it when competitive players didn't think it was broken either. now the only viable melee is fists of steel and that's it.

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>Play using a controller with the gyro
>spam "I'm using tilt controls!" after every kill.

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seems like they nerf all the fun meme weapons, what a shame

You nerf fun meme weapons so tryhards dont go apeshit.

>high damage output leading to massive crit chance
it the way things be

Engineer, Medic, Demoman. Yes, I am shit at the game.

eviction notice was the meta melee weapon for heavy prior to jungle inferno though.

is there a way to check your tf2 stats without entering the game?

Using your memory

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bite me

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Based Spy Bro
Usual loadout?

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*blocks your path*

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*blocks your path while crouching like a retard making you miss*

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Bump :^)

>implying scouts throw it at your head rather than the ground

Why doesnt the scout drink his milk? He's a growing boy

>implying scouts wont leech onto me trying to get a meatshot

>getting in melee range of spies
only bad scouts will do that

ʏou'Re uGMeH

Tbh even in melee range scouts have a solid chance in winning
Only way Spy beats Scout is if he mamaged to get 2 shots off before the "fight" starts
t. Spy

no, ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵘᵍˡᵉʰ

>spies

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>demoman gets split into two classes
>class one: pill launcher + shield + sword
>class two: ________ + sticky launcher + bottle
What should be the class two's primary?

Just turn around bro :)

Stock, my niggah

Fucking based and Stock-pilled
Same here man.

Gunboats

Git gud MAGGOT.

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Glock

>pyro
cringe

Follow the discussion nigger.

>he's never unleashed the power of a detonator pyro
pathetic.

I'm not a homosexual

>comfy thread shit up by spyniggers
It was good while it lasted lads.

but placing yourself as a scout in melee range of an uncloaked spy is just asking to be trickstabbed at one point, you don't have to get in meatshot range to kill spies, so why take that risk in the first place anyway

It's the most unused button on the loadout screen

no, I meant can you use a laptop, log in on your steam account, and check your TF2 stats from Steam instead of needing TF2 installed?

>huehue spyngrsss
let me guess, you have two dads?

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Trickstabbing once you've been found out at close range is really down to sheer luck. You just need 2 good shots, in less than a second. Spy is better off trying to gun v gun.
If any Spy tries trickstabbing a scout, they deserve the guarenteed deathcam of the Scout laughing

Because it's mommy milk

Hmm. You shouldve thrown in something abouy trickstabbing. It's okay bait! If we were sperging.

>Turbine not there

steamcommunity.com/id/ [Your account here] /stats/TF2

The man who sold the world...

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>luck
That's exactly why you don't give him the chance of trickstabbing you by sidestepping and getting you killed, and opt for a slightly more distant approach to be safe, you don't absolutely need meatshots to kill them, you know. I'm talking about situations where both scout and spy have seen each other already

>>eviction notice
>>amby
>>manmelter
unjustified
>>gru
>manmelter
>pompson
>bonk
>sticky jumper
>caber
all justified nerfs to cancer weapons that were usually way better than all other choices. I love playing Demo but I can admit when something's broken

If you really think that pyro counters scout then you have never played against a scout who is actually good at the game.

I see, thanks.

>check this page
>says i have 723.91 hours total
>steam library says i've played for 1799 hours
What the fuck did I do the rest of the time?

No. you dont get it. I mean INSANE luck. Like the Scout doing a random 360 and the spy somehow taking advantage of it.
Im just saying even in melee range, scout wins.

>pyro
>countering (even soft countering) anything but spy and ubers

Alright lads, how would we increase Pyro's skill ceiling and make him less useless against non-braindead teams? Valve has clearly failed in their attempts to do this.

We dont.

There’s no double s in übercharge

>not building an entrance and letting your team join in
Come on, user.

>buff damage
>buff range
>lower the width of the flamethrower cone so it requires more precise aim youtube.com/watch?v=5rVhUdCYA1w
>make airblast knock the user back a small distance only while in midair (like how FaN works) so that Pyro can use M2 to jump in specific situations

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Pill launcher

>Scout
>Heavy
>Demoman

>build a tele next to a cliff near the enemy spawn
>rancho relaxo as 5 enemies are spawncamping the tele
Heh, nothing personell kid

Mfw I made mr paladin rage quit one morning.

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>make airblast knock the user back a small distance only while in midair (like how FaN works) so that Pyro can use M2 to jump in specific situations
Or you could just give scorch jumping the default power of a rocket jump and make it the default secondary weapon.

It's not hard, user

SMASHIER

Why have three explosive jumping classes and make the game less unique when you could have an air jumping class instead, and make the game more unique?

Because making it so that airblast gives you FAN knockback while airborne has the side effect of being really clunky due to the fact that if you try air blasting away a rocket during your jump then you ruin your jump. Also it would be way too easy and would also not involve the HP cost that normal jumping has, thus lacking the crucial balance element that keeps jumping from being broken. Things that scorch jumping doesnt have to deal with. Additionally the pyro would be the only one to require swapping to a secondary in order to jump, differentiating it from soldiers and demos (for whom the sticky launcher is the primary). Back when Valve was first designing the scorch shot and the detonator, both actually did give you a full rocket jump's worth of distance but they scaled it back because they didn't want Pyro to be effective since his weapon is broken in terms of balancing. This would be just rolling back the nerf.

youtube.com/watch?v=0fCpAuxrQ_I

thx mate

Based but slightly doubtful it was him

How do we fix heavy so that his skill ceiling is raised and he's less boring?

>if you try air blasting away a rocket during your jump then you ruin your jump
Then just don't airblast the rocket while trying to jump. Other classes can't airblast rockets mid-jump and they do just fine.
Scorch has a 2 SECOND firing interval on jumps. It wouldn't be as unique as air jumping, nor would it be as versatile, and it would restrict your secondaries loadout to 1 choice to play the class viably, which is dumb.
>Also it would be way too easy and would also not involve the HP cost that normal jumping has, thus lacking the crucial balance element that keeps jumping from being broken
Stupid argument user, nobody considers double jumping or FaN jumping "way too easy" or "broken" despite the fact they have no HP cost.
It would cost 1/10 of your ammo and is attached to one of the weakest classes in the game, so that's cost enough. The aim is to buff Pyro, not to change him in a way that has perfect upsides and downsides so he ends up not improved at all.
>Additionally the pyro would be the only one to require swapping to a secondary in order to jump, differentiating it from soldiers and demos (for whom the sticky launcher is the primary)
Sticky launcher might be the primary in spirit but actually isn't the primary, so you would be wrong. It also shows how much of a meaningless distinction that is. Whether it's your primary or secondary is not a big difference at all.
With airblast jumping you would be able to rapidly change your direction midair 9 times in a way similar to the old conc jumping of TFC, which would make it unique and provide something that doesn't exist on any other stock class.
>This would be just rolling back the nerf.
True, but how is that even relevant? Why does rolling back a nerf make it an intrinsically better idea?
As well, it would make all other secondaries worthless.

I don't have enough time to stay for a full argument but your case thus far seems really shaky.

reduce the speed penalty while revved
reduce max hp
reduce dps
increase accuracy of all miniguns across the board
eliminate "spin-down" time
rework buffalo steak sandvich:
>While under the effects (15s): Damage taken increases speed (+40% for 3s), regenerate 5 HP per second (75 total), attacks mini-crit, and the player may only use melee weapons.

When there is no entrance, it doesn't spin or make a sound, making it notably hard to spot if you place it well.
Team mates ALWAYS give away its position as well.

Oh it was him. He put footage up from the game two days later.

I reset my stats after 1k hours for some autistic reason. Demo used to be my most played.

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>Reddit tier nerf suggestions

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>(+40% for 3 seconds)

Do you know how much that is in TF2? Are you insane?

What's the matter? Fat got your brain ? hahahahaha!

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