WHY DMC5 WILL FLOP

New dante:
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
>My name is Dante the demon killer!
>"BLARGH YOU CAN'T KILL ME"
>I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit *grins*
>"F-FUCK YOU"
>Fuck YOU!
>"FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *barfs*"

Old dante:
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU"
>Whoooaa now lil lady, that's no way to talk politely now is it?
>"Uhhh what?"
>Whoa ho ho ho ho hoo hoo hoo hoooooo I'm cuhraaaaayyzaaaaaaaay! *juggles while riding tricycle* GIDDY UP!
>"Ummm wtf is this shit?"
>Booyah! Now this is what I... was... MADE FOR! *poses gayly*
>"Uhhh yeah this is stupid I'm outta here."
>NO!! Don't leave! I NEED MEMES
>"later retard"
>b-back that ass up ;_;

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i can relate to aging bang bang wahoo pizza man

>ANOTHER shitpost thread because people don't fall for his bait

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Who is the best girl and why is it Lady?

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I have never seen a group of people go this utterly ballistic over a fanbase expressing their excitement for a new video game.
It's hysterical, you people need to find a hobby or something lmao.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THE KAPPA MAFIA IS ARRANGING DEEP WEB MARKETING CAMPAIGNS WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN TO BADMOUTH CAPCOM GAMES, LOWTIERGOD IS SEXIST AND TOXIC
why do all capcuks do this? and why did they pay hiro to filter "capc.-uck"?

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>NO YOU NEED TO ACCEPT TRANNIES AND MICRO"TRANS"ACTIONS LIKE WE DO
nah b

DMC is basically Dark Souls. The fanbases for both are insufferably triggerable with the slightest critism.

>trannies out of no-where
You alright there, buddy?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Imagine being mad that people are going to enjoy a good game you feel the NEED to constantly shitpost about it

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All the criticism I've seen for this game so far on this website has been "OH NONONONONONO DMCTRANNIES ABSOLUTELY BTFO, JUST LOOK AT MY FAKE PHOTOSHOPPED SCORE! It's over...."

As he came into the KH thread
It was the sound of a SCHUM
He came into his RE thread
He left the bloodstains on the Sekiro thread
He could see he was unable
So he ran into the DMC thread
He was struck down, it was his despair

Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok
Are you ok, Barry
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok
Are you ok, Barry
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok, are you ok Barry?

Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A smooth DMCfag

So they came into the DMC thread
It was Friday - what a red day
Mouth to mouth
Resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats - intimidation

Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok
Are you ok, Barry
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok
Are you ok, Barry
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok, are you ok Barry?

(Then you
Ran into the DMC thread)
(You were struck down)
(It was your despair)

(You've been struck by
A smooth DMCfag)

Okay, I want everybody to clear
The area right now!

HYAAAH!

(Barry are you ok?)
I don't know!
(Will you tell us that you're ok?)
I don't know!
(There's a sign in the KH thread)
I don't know!
(That he struck you - a SCHUM Barry)
I don't know!
(He came into your RE thread)
I don't know!
(Left the bloodstains on the Sekiro thread)
I don't know why baby!
(Then you ran into the DMC thread)
I don't know
(You were struck down)
(It was your death - Barry!)

Dag gone it - baby!
(Will you tell us that you're ok?)
Dag gone it - baby!
(There's a sign in the KH thread)
Dag gone it - baby!
(That he struck you - a SCHUM Barry)
Woo! Hoo!
(He came into your RE thread)
Dag gone it!
(Left the bloodstains on the Sekiro thread)
Woo! Hoo! Yeah!
(Then you ran into the DMC thread)
Dag gone it!

HYAAAH!

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notable tranny thespherehunter is friends with twobestfriendsplay and kzexcellent and is leading the nu-jap-FGC-resetera-clique

I don't even understand half the words you just said. Speak English, please.

why do you want to force everyone to become a tranny?

pf course, you are the cow being explained that there are animals smarter than you pumping you with chemicals so you can be killed and eaten, the sheep does not understand the higher power

Sorry but I don't count ad hominem fallacies and forced tortanics as "criticism" for anything.

Are you having a stroke?

I do seriously believe there is a coordinated effort to badmouth some Capcom games, namely Darkstalkers.

Your grammar is fucking abysmal.
Go back to school, you weird stinky fucker.

I wonder what game barry actually likes? Maybe he's a bioware fan?

>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE CAPITAL OF MONGOLIA IS AND WHAT A SYNECDOCHE IS BEFORE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POINT OUT FACTS
sorry but i have a job

twobestfriendsplay is dead, tranny

>sorry but i have a job
Why do people say this like it makes them special? Everyone has a job.

>i have a job
I highly doubt that, lol.

It's people who don't have a job who say it because they think it's some sort of amazing feat.

Get the fuck out of here Tameem, arent you supposed to be working for Microsoft

Lol no, this is barely criticism just like how launch day Zelda BOTW threads were

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS ZAIBATSU ALONGSIDE THE GIGABOOTS CLIQUE WAS SUPPOSED TO BTFO TAMEEM
see , tranny

post yfw you aren't Barry

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huh, I thought only critics loved it and most hated it. Did only DMCfags hate the reboot?

Old Dante sounds better objectively than some emo brat being a tryhard

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAAAHAAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAPCOM SENDING REVIEW COPIES TO LITERAL FUCKING TRANNIES LMFAO

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Lady!

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These shitposts are getting more schizophrenic

fag

Im not talking about DmC being a bad game
I don't consider it a bad game.
Im talking about Tameem's persistence to justify his Dante by shitting on old Dante

I want to motorboat lady's ladies!

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>THE GANE IS BAD BECAUSE ITS BEING SENT OUT TO PEOPLE I HATE HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NONONINUHHHO
CAPCORP BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHA
I dont want to insult you dude but I hope youre okay. genuinely and unironically

Cuck

nah dude don't you understand its a cultural war! We gotta rise up and save western civilization. Have you watched sargon jorden peterson or stephen molyneux? Based!

seethe some more tranny

You're the one crying a video game was shipped to one.

They are all based. Sorry, discord tranny

Not anymore

it's a series for manchildren who think endless pointless juggles makes a game "good"
also easily the worst active fanbase on Yea Forums I've ever seen, and I say that as someone who has played all the games

people thinking this game and it's circle jerky fanbase is a return to golden age videogames needs to fucking shoot themselves

you sound like someone who formed an opinion on a game series based on webms posted on Yea Forums

Discord trannies going full schizo over DMC5 being a good game is great to watch

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