"Tricks are for kids, and I'm an old man coon"

>Women are all subhumans
Jesus christ Keane, I know you were about to shoot yourself but tone it down a little.

Is there any word on a PC port of FSR?

>Travis Touchdown is an American who wants to be Japanese
>Bad Man is a Japanese person who moved to America and lives up to as many American stereotypes as possible
Pottery

>Straight up, it's odd that African-Americans make up 13 percent of the population, but commit 50% of all crimes. I'm tellin' you, they're dragging this country down. What do you think should be done about them, Smith?
How the fuck did Nintendo let this on GameCube?

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>I will fuck all my children
Geeze Suda I know you don't like anime but not all fans are pedophiles...

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Like a flower that blooms in the soil of our carnal corrupt society, I shall administer retribution to straying vermin that graze this land. For I am the Chairman of the Education Guidance Council, AYAME BLACKBURN!

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>Was supposed to be a key player in The Silver Case
>Gets cut
>Gets a starring role in FSR
>Was supposed to show up again as a key player in killer7
>Gets cut
>Only gets mentioned in passing in 25W
>Only appearances since are cameos
F

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>"I guess you had no issue jumping over that border wall, ugly."
Truly a Hellion

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Kun Lan goes through reincarnations faster than Harman because he’s killed more often. So Harman is often “older” than Kun Lan is. Ergo, this is a stealth insult: “Haha! I win more”

It’s why Kun Lan answers with a venomous, “Ah, yes...”

Dude spoilers, I only just beat chapter 1!

Garcian is actually a cleaner. Don't make him say it again. He can feel no remorse when seeing a dead body. To him, it is just cold, rotting flesh.

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Criminal virus originated from a jap though

Is there like an accompanying anime I should watch or are these from a trailer/fan tribute thing?

In game cutscenes.

It's a cutscene in the game.
Now leave before you get spoiled.

GARCIAN DID NOTHING WRONG

I agree. Garcian did nothing wrong.

All the cut-scenes are 3D though? Or is gonna change into anime because that's how Kun is controlling people and making his cult of heaven smiles, aka weeaboo faggots?

I just beat this last night and I am confused to say the least

jesus christ, how did they get away with it?

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play the game, retard

Wait, I thought the criminal virus was a psychological thing, a side effect from the mass teaching/brainwashing of the shelter kids in The Silver Case. There's a biological element?

MAKE ME

I still don't get what was happening in FSR
I know Kamui Uehara and Sundance Shot are both descendants of the Sundance tribe and have mystical powers of life and death. But I don't get how Sumio Kodai falls into it all. He's one of the tribe's children but that doesn't make sense with how he grew up in small town Japan.

No, it's a mystical thing that people try to control with science.

The name's Andrei Ulmeyda. I am a man with a plan. The anons will come to me for salvation. I have a hunch that something's gonna happen. Take this Video Games board goin' on right jere, something very bad is gonna happen here. You ever met the kinda people that come to these image boards? These dudes have got energy to spare! We're talking guys who say the n-word 4 times a day! This is a epicenter of energy man! But this "Jannie" they hate, he's, he's an illlluuusion, but in the nu-age, there's no fooling them, no sir! They won't be tricked by illuuuuusions anymore!
Oh, oh my god, I can't hold back, oh oh god, I'm comin'! Oh, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YAAA!
NI**ER
See? I told ya, this is real.
WOOOOO, ha, oho.
Now, Mr. Hiroyuki Nishimura, I'm challenging you, I've created a new board! I want you to find me! I'm waiting for ya, so what d'ya say? If ya don't find me, my shitposts won't have meaning. So I'll be waiting for you.

Ulmedya did nothing wrong

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Thanks for spoilering user

Nice joke. Now I'm going to spoil you for not heeding the warnings of the nice people in this thread.

The game changes cutscene presentation styles in different missions. In the end of the game you find out that Garcian is actually a killer named Emir Parkreiner and that he, once upon a time, as a disciple of Harman, killed him and stole Harman's magic power that lets him take dead beings into himself and assimilate them. Harman also can ressurect people through this same method. Those who he assimilates effectively become personas who share his body and they can swap on command. Emir killed the Smith syndicate one by one and assimilated them into himself. He then created a new persona, Garcian, who acted as the liaison of the syndicate.

Heaven Smiles are created because Kun Lan literally has a magic hand that can influence people when they get exposed to its light. He and Harman are frenemies. Their conflict is eternal and their own deaths are meaningless compared to their wills to keep fighting.

I don't even know what Ulmeyda wanted to do. Fuck, I don't even know what happened in-general

>Nice try now I'm gonna spoil
Stopped reading there nigger, shouldn't have warned me

Emir Parkreiner's dossier says that his ancestors were all criminals and that people said he had a toxic bloodline that doomed him to be a criminal. That's why ELBOW was stalking him from birth.

>That one time Liquid Snake put on brown make up, an afro wig and masturbated live on TV while blowing up a stadium full of people
Losing to Solid really did a number on his sanity.

Ulmeyda was using his body as a means of developing cures to diseases. He funded his empire by selling magazines, because in this world, the internet is banned so information moves slowly.

The man's ability to cure himself of diseases was ineffective compared to Heaven's Smile, so he actually called the hit on himself to the Killer7 knowing they'd be able to kill him if he got infected. The gov't tail the K7 and find Ulmeyda and force him to become a HS, but they all get fucked and the K7 fulfill their duty.

Ulmeyda truly did nothing wrong.

Go play the game already you double nigger

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Oh I missed one extra detail- Ulmeyda got started because working in the mail center, he received a small piece of the Yakumo. All part of the bigger picture. He was able to blow up over night. Naturally, this also makes him a threat in a way to the US.

But Ulmeyda himself was based as fuck.

Bitch I have no idea who these characters are and half the people hear have said they're beaten the game and have no idea whats happening

FOUR TIMES A DAY

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Not as far as i remember
I just referred to it as virus since it seems it spread after TSC

Where would a guy who wears a Texas Bronco shirt live?

nobody wears a t-shirt that says texas bronco except in texas

Dude don't worry about it

>AND BY THE WAY... WOMEN ARE ALL THE SAME

name a more kino vidya moment

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That does sound like something Dan would say to Coyote

The entire game is kino as fuck

I try to be in character when I'm gonna participate in a great thread like this.
Fuckin' awesome. I forgot about that.

Did he blow up the stadium himself or did he just learn that it was going to happen and decided to frame himself as the culprit?

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Stop trying to solve mysteries
Start watching classic football matches

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I'm not actually sure. I don't remember if I did know. It was probably insider knowledge.

Can someone explain Garcian/Emir's backstory for me? I understand that Garcian really killed all of the personalities, but why did he forget all of it?

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Harman made him forget it.

Repressed memories. By being exposed to Harman's corpse in the safe, Emir's 3rd eye opened, which allowed him to see again.

The other parts of the backstory, he was brought up to be a killer and was a killer, Harman took him in at some point and he killed Harman along with Kun Lan. Then he killed the syndicate so he could have them in himself to use. The whole thing was like an elaborate roleplay and Garcian serving as Harman's underling was a matter of respect for Harman, but also purely within Emir's own subconscious. Once he is awakened to himself and is forced to face himself and kill the past he eventually just becomes emir, the man he was always meant to be.

FSR felt like a product of a different area. I think that it would have flourished more in the heyday of episodic “adventure” games before Telltale capsized the market

I love this scene so much. I've watched it every Friday for the past 3 months.

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Who the fuck is that goblina?

Go watch Perfect Blue.

I’m sad that Suda will never be able to con a big company like Capcom to give him a substantial amount of money AND creative control for a game of this scale ever again

There's rumors that Nintendo is funding NMH3, so maybe one day they'll give him enough money to go fucking ham again.

Seriouslymits so good

If I was a rich man, I'd probably look into funding a game by Suda on the condition that it be fun to play and that he does not neuter himself from writing a scenario the way he really wants to.

we've become burdened with so much and don't have time for fun anymore...
Oh? There's always time for fun, its Friday night....
LETS DANCE

Don't let this thread die!

Let it Die!

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>coon
Thow another boomerang you aboriginal fuck

I always love that exchange. They clearly hate their jobs but are willing to have fun because its Friday Night.

Fun fact: Apparently beta Japanese killer7 scripts mention Birkin and Jaco Checkbox