2010+9

I watch Hulu solely because Moral Orel is on there

>own Xbox One
>say fuck once in a message
>get banned from talking for 2 weeks, a month or permanently
>meanwhile your 60 buck a year membership keeps ticking down while you're banned and unable to use anything except play games and not able to talk with anyone
true story that happened to me and is why i stopped playing Xbox. not that i play my switch much more than i did my Xbox also the little vent slits on the Xbox One are breaking too.

>buying a console to watch TV
Fucking zoomers

>2010+9
>the era of the Internet
>still no brain

ABSOLUTE STATE of brainlets

>need to have nintendo online to use your netflix subscription

>2009+10
>streaming

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>beign so lonely that he gets mad for cursing at little kids online
Kek

What are all of us Switch owners playing while others stream movies?

Still picking through World of Light in Smash, Tales of Vesperia, and waiting for Chocobo Mystery Dungeon.

>tries to convince people to stop streaming
>admits that their elitist attitude is having the opposite effect
>doubles down on it

>current year
>using cuckflix
>not pirating shit from the internet
brainlet

>>no Netflix app
literally every TV released in the past 5 years come with a "Netflix app" you fucking retard

>No Netflix app on Switch
You have to be over 18 and have a bank account

>2019
>doesnt have a netflix subscription
>doesnt have a hulu subscription
>doesnt have amazon video subscription
>doesnt have hbo subscription
>doesnt have cable subscription
>doesnt have ps+ subscription
>doesnt have xbox live subscription
>doesnt have ps now subscription
>doesnt have origin access subscription
Kek poorfag

>playing ports while waiting for another port

>The unironic Xnigger crawls out of the gutter

>implying that a nintendo cuck can afford a 5yo tv since they waste their entire paycheck buying 60$ ports and 20$ indie games while waiting for more 60$ ports

Look I don't have a Switch but Netflix is absolute trash now. Cancelled my subscription last month. Daredevil and Punisher were the last straw and I don't even generally like capeshit.

>megavideo
>flash
>ads
this meme image is more than 7 years old.Streaming has better quality than torrents nowadays since torrents are just stream rips with generation loss.

>not pirating netflix
Brainlet

>all that and no spotify
Only poorfag here it's you lmao

My tv, ipad, iphone and Apple TV already have Netflix apps.

Why are you projecting?

Global rule 2

My phone has netflix, my goddamn TV has netflix.
Why the fuck would i want netflix on the Switch when i can literally just turn on the fucking TV

Sonyfags replying only proving the point made by others, enjoy your movies kids while everyone else are enjoying video games.

>not using glorious Winamp
suck a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

>have to pay more to make the ads go away
>if you don't, it's literally the same 2 or 3 ads every time, not even genuinely trying to advertise products but rather just trying to annoy you into paying to make the ads stop
>even if you pay extra for no ads, some shows STILL have ads

I would like winamp skins to come back

Yeah, if you are using VLC maybe.

>torrents can't watch after a short buffer period
get good faggot, you can download the file in an ordered way if you want to.

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Holy shit is this image out of date, lol.

PC does this better than any goddamn console?
You can't watch a lot of stuff in Netflix in HD without using Microsoft Edge, or the win10 app
Console is literally better for streaming netflix, unless you're a pleb using win10

Yeah, it's old as SHIT. XDCC? kek. I still torrent (easier to batch download, don't have to pay), but there's very little argument to be made against streaming anymore, and these ones are especially bad.

damn, now I only have netflix on my phone, computer, tv, lamp, fridge, remote, toilet, dog collar, door, bed, stove, table, chair, couch, flower pot, drawer, fan, pants, shirt, actually all clothes in general, watch, mirror, wall, and sink. How the fuck am I gonna watch netflix if it's not on my switch?

>Console is literally better for streaming netflix, unless you're a pleb using win10
Hmmm you could probably solve this by... maybe... using Windows fucking 10 you over-inflated self-deluded non-intelligent retarded faggot.

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>Netflix
I hope you don't actually do this

Well that would mean that Sony would lose all it's exclusives. Doh hoh hoh hoh hoh.

>Netflix
I don't even care what console you use. Absolute Faggot Shit

Nu-Netflix is garbage maybe if you said you wanted to use optical media on Switch you would have an argument.

not defending who you're replying to but there's very specific hardware requirements to stream 4k netflix on pc
not hardware requirements in the sense of being able to do so, but in order to run the drm

Netflix is what my ps4 is for, Switch is for video games.

>Netflix
But I already have a PS4.

Get a PS4 if you want movies that bad.

>You can't watch a lot of stuff in Netflix in HD without using Microsoft Edge
What the fuck are you talking about boss?

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i have ps4 pro, xbox one x, switch;

and i use xbox the least fuck xbox

its just facts

Netflix has removed everything remotely worth watching from their platform and is now a platform for terrible exclusives. If you have a netflix subscription and aren't using it as rental for a few shows you're retarded

>He doesn't have a modern-ish TV, computer, phone, or even just a damn 50 dollar tablet and yet has a Netflix subscription

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Open a hollywood film in netflix on Firefox/Chrome
Watch a little, then watch itback in Edge, in Edge it will be better quality
You can see this by pressing ctrl+shift+s and looking at available bitrates in both browsers
For netflix's own content you don't need to do this, but with most films you need to as only Edge/Netflix app has the DRM nessecary to get HD content

>glorified tablet
>no internet browser
>no media player
How am i supposed to watch porn with this shit?

oh shit seriously? that show was peak depression viewing back in high school I wonder if it holds up

>t. poorfag

do you not have phones?

Joke's on you nigga I lied to your bitch ass and you ate it up. I do have a Switch, but Netflix is still complete garbage now.

If I'm going to buy a portable 6" tablet then it better have the ability to play movies on it. My shitty Asus tablet can play movies off a microSD and stream Netflix but a Switch can't?

So maybe you should use your shitty Asus tablet.

Gaming console is for gaming, you play games on it. There's a million things that play netflix, do you not have one?

>gaming console
>Netflix
nigga what

Literally ok when N*ntendo does it lmao.

Hahahaha nincels

I will. I was looking at buying a Switch to use when I travel but no movies was a dealbreaker in the end. It's a shame desu.

>funding propaganda

I've spent the last two weeks watching King of the Hill.

They got VIDEO GAMES on netflix now?

Hulu no ads with Seinfeld and King of the Hill masterrace.

All these idiots falling for obvious bait.

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It has Hulu though

Imagine buying a video game system to do anything other than play video games.

What's a shame is that you don't understand the purpose of a gaming device. You already have something you can watch shit on. Why do you need another?

The fuck are you talking about? I've said fuck on XBL I don't know how many times now and I've never gotten banned or warned.

I see what you'e getting at but at least nintendo sat down and decided to make a dedicated gaming machine. Though I'm waiting for the DC universe streaming service to be put on it cause I'd pay for it for my switch, has anyone tried any of the comic readers on the switch? How are the?

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>netflix

what are you a gay nig?

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Bandersnatch

Why the fuck would you want netflix on the switch or any console?

>"this year" posting
I apreciate it, user. I think the last time I saw a greentext like that was 4 years ago, so I really apreciate it.

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ps now
spotify + huluhoop
amazon prime
fleshlight
psvr + the hub
i didnt choose the good life, the good life choosed me

Xenoblade 2 and Minecraft

>(((netflix))) in 2019

Any other gaming device has Netflix, no matter how much you bitch and moan about them being "multimedia devices" doesn't change them from being a gaming device too.

Thing is the reason the shitch doesn't have Netflix among other things is that it probably wouldn't handle the extra "fluff".

>purpose of a gaming device
The PSP and the DS are both gaming devices and I could watch movies on those. Even my GBA could play Shrek back in the day. lel It's not a crazy request to have movies on a vidya machine.

I'm going to ask again assuming people ignored me but have any of you subscribed to the comic readers through the switch? How do they read? Would you say they are worth it?

>shitch
going to be nice and ignore that silly shit
Look I'd be happy if the Switch had Netflix, but I have four other portable devices that can do it. And also the fact that you think the Switch can't handle it is straight up retarded. Funny. But retarded.

As I said above, the Switch is perfectly capable, but somewhere between Nintendo and Netflix they decided it wasn't worth it. Thankfully I have a smartphone with a ridiculous resolution that I can use because I'm not poor, a child, or both.

>be Nintendo
>charge $69.99 + tip for BOTW even though its a 2 years old game that barely runs at 30 fps
>all ports costs $59.99 + tip even though they are AT LEAST 3 years old
>pay $19.99 + tip for online that doesn't even have voice chat or messaging

NINTENDO

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kill yourself for even having this fucking image you inbred mouthbreather

They got niconico though

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Is that why the shitch can handle voice chat too oh wait i need my phone.

>next direct
>it's a pleasure to announce that we have partnered with ______ to bring you streaming!
>please use your phone to utilize this service at no extra cost (must have valid subscription to ______ in order to use the app)

The notchmeme of gaming consoles, hopefully your fucking n*ntendo didn't contaminate the next gen of consoles with that dumbass shit.

I'm not defending the lack of netflix or built-in voicechat. The Switch online services are fucking terrible. But for what they cost, they're serviceable enough. And if you don't have another device that can do netflix on the go you don't matter.

>Using a VIDEOGAME Console for Netflix

Do you not have a tv? Almost every tv since 2015 comes with that shit pre-installed, and those that don't have a shortcut to do so in their menu bar.
Even the fucking controls have a Netflix button.

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I've got a few phones that can do Netflix one of which makes the switch look like a Fisher Price toy besides a couple of laptops and I'm sure I have something else with Netflix on the go and I don't even know.

Nobody cares about bloat on a PlayStation. Yet on the switch it's a problem. Reminds me of one of my 7 year old beater phones.

so why do you care whether or not the switch has it

Because I might want a switch once it stops being a shitch hopefully with the release of Metroid prime but it's just too barebones for the price.

Either I'll get one when it gets a whopping 100 off MSRP once MP3 is launched (never happening)
Or I'll just get a used one. Maybe if I'm feeling extra assholey I'll get a busted up one and do the ol switcheroo with a new unit.

Metroid Prime 4 I meant, I swear I liked 3 too.

Damn, I guess I'll have no way to watch Netflix if my Firestick, Chromecast, desktop and laptop all break at the same time

>shitch
You keep using this word and it's really telling of your age/character. Also the system has the best library of any current generation console. About the only thing it's missing is Read Dead and Bloodbourne.

Care to guess how old I am?
I'll give you a freebie: yep I'm an autist

The shitch is also missing monster Hunter world, but that's gonna get me yelled at. I also quite enjoyed KH3 and REmake 2. KH3 Reminds me a bit of the hate MGS4 gets. You're no fan of the series if you didn't enjoy that love letter at least enough to kinda like it. But shh that'll get me yelled at too.

>watching movies instead of playing games
>on a gaming console

predicting you'll be yelled at doesn't mean it's not justified

>press the Netflix button on my tv remote
Wow that was hard...

So what's your beef with me about, the MGS4/KH3 thing or the MHW one?

Or the N*ntendo one

Yup can't believe people itt are defending not having an extra optional feature whether you use it or not. The wii/wii u offered Netflix and current gen competition has it available so there's no excuse. Especially when the Switch has the portability factor.

This. If I was the blizzard employee I would've told security to beat the shit out him and then throw him out. The guy was lucky that the blizzard employee didn't do that and just smiles at his pathetic joke.

oh fuck, I actually have all of those, and i am too fucking stubborn to pay for Nintendos shit online service

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If you want the PS experience that badly just open up that Youtube app.

Who cares about having Netflix on it? What the Switch really needs that it should have by default is support for folders. It could also use a proper Internet browser for when you want to quickly look something up. It's still behind the 3DS in both of these areas, and that's pretty ridiculous given that it's already on firmware 7.0.1.

Netflix has gone to shiiiiit.

>Streaming has better quality than torrents nowadays since torrents are just stream rips with generation loss

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Nigga just get a smart tv or something

>video games

>paying to watch reruns
>not knowing about free high quality sites
>literally being cucked out of your own fucking paycheck by the 'piracy is bad' meme
>using a video game console to watch tv

Holy shit... this fucking thread...

Millennials are some of the stupidest fucks yet.

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My TV's OS can't output 4K video, so I use my Xbox One X for Netflix instead.

>You can't watch a lot of stuff in Netflix in HD without using Microsoft Edge
Works fine in chrome and firefox for me breh, and I'm on Windows 8.1

It honestly pisses me off how barebones the console is compared to the wii U. Wii u had a browser, YouTube app, and lots of other services. Now we have a portable console that does none of that shit.

Anyone that defends this shit is a blind Nintendo diick sucking fan boy. No reason for it.

>tv can't output 4k
>use xbox for 4k instead
>still outputs to non-4k compliant tv
Nigga, if you wanted 4k videos, then why didn't you use the money you spent on the console to get a 4k tv?

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