Kill my father.
Kill my father
Parker Hughes
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Jayden Cox
Hello mister, can you do a fetch quest for me?
Adrian Hill
I love passing her around the Orcs and dick wolves
Oliver Edwards
What Seranaholic version is the best?
Jeremiah Flores
the one OP posted. 1.4 I think.
Ryder Butler
I really need to mod this already
Levi Cox
>Let's not waste any more time then. I promise to make this as painless as possible. Hold still.
Xavier Russell
*installs Sexlab Aroused Creatures and Chaurus Impregnation module*
Evan Perry
Imagine willingly and unironically giving your hard-earned money to soulless Korean gookshit devs and wasting your valuable time playing their P2W chink MMO
Ian Gray
Ah yes, the infamous chink developer Bethesda and their gachashit Elder Scrolls franchise.
Ryan Sanchez
Where did you come from?
Joseph Carter
Literally the worst dlc holy shit.
Angel Brooks
whoa now that's an embarassing post
Noah Jackson
Dawnguard is dumb, but it at least had a quest and storline instead of just being player houses but worse like Hearthfire.
Jordan Peterson
only if you stop being a vampire
Aiden Gray
Reminder that only paladins and homosexuals dislike Serana. But I repeat myself.
Juan Thompson
John Gonzalez
Xavier Fisher
I really liked this one. She has a cute voice and the marriage quest was adorable.
Gavin Perez
Aiden Robinson
Only if you promise to stop eating people
Julian Price
Serana a shit
Aaron Morgan
no u
Samuel Miller
Joshua Lee
The bobcut
Julian James
>Seranaholic
Yikes!
Isaac Murphy
okay but do you promise to marry me if I do
Lucas Adams
ehh, no peg
Jackson James
This, she's probably the worst NPC Bethesda has ever made
Dawnguard is as if they invited Bioware as guest writers
Leo Martinez
see
Owen Cox
>trying this hard to justify lusting after Molag Bal's cumrag
extreme yikes not yours can't have
Anthony Nelson
Nigga, that is a screenshot of Skyrim. But maybe your eyes aren't real and your brains have single digit IQ.
Connor Gomez
it's fine bro, vampires regenerate everything
Grayson Murphy
Superior DLC waifu coming through.
Tyler Martin
Ah yes Skyrim, my favorite korean f2p mmo.
Owen Hall
Perhaps the dumbest user alive?
Ryan Anderson
no way fag
*unsheathes flintlock rifle*
Leo Rodriguez
>Oh Wow. This is gorgeous. I'm glad you're here with me.
Brody Stewart
Imagine making an npc so badly writen that it makes it imposible for some people to finish an entire questline.
Joshua Howard
Fuck my sister.
Hudson Stewart
>some people
She's patient for "some people".
Landon Perez
Dios mio...
Kayden Morgan
she can't get Claire pregnant, go away Cristiano
Ayden Morris
who?
Grayson Hill
Frea, you fucking illiterate.
Jordan Richardson
If you'll be my cumdupster.
Aiden Davis
Didn't she have a glitch that made the vampire form totally useless? I could have probably patched it out but instead i just never used her.
Owen Martinez
I can't stand her voice.
Lincoln Smith
Nathan Sanders
The one in the OP, 1.5
Andrew Evans
now hol up i aint a damn gook, whiteboi
Adam Price
Robert Johnson
the latest one.
Luis Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell
user...
Jace Hernandez
>makes an invincible forced vampire companion in a DLC where you become a vampire slayer
sasuga todd
Elijah Torres
I fail to see the problem.
John Rivera
>dlc sold as being about vampires vs monster hunters
>forced obnoxious ugly vampire waifu that you cant kill
did they not expect people to join the dawnguard?
Colton Martin
based Todd
Gavin Long
Pretty much
>have to be a vampire to enter the soul carin
>either be turned anyway despite joining the dawnguard or do some soul trap jank they bullshited that also debuffs you
Ayden King
Don't you have to join the dawnguard even if you're siding with the Vampires anyways? It makes no sense.
Lincoln Barnes
Nothing makes sence, everything awful: the dlc.
Jaxon Brown
No, you just do literally nothing about the Dawnguard and still end up fighting Lord Harkon anyway.
Sebastian Foster
based retard
Aiden Wood
Making her protected just means that death is no sweet release from my mods, Todd
Parker Miller
Henry Allen
>Taking any requests from a woman you can't marry
If the game doesn't want me doing it then fuck it. I ain't gonna do it. No delusional mods or anything.
It's bad enough that you make everything act as if that's an option but deny you the right for said outcome you willingly let the game pamper you for.
The math doesn't add up Todd.
Why doesn't the math line up, Todd?
Brody Green
Alexander Turner
>hates Serana
>is gay
Checks out.
Ryder Collins
>wanting the lord of rape's sloppy seconds
>not gay
????
Asher Rivera
I find it odd how they made her sound like she constantly wanted to suck you off right then and there, but didn't make it so you could romance/marry her.
Camden Clark
>I ch-choose not to have sex because all the other women my age (35) have had sex and are therefore whores.
Incels, when will they learn.
Josiah Watson
>453545549
Thomas Hill
Brilliant Todd! You finally designed a character with an actual personality and development with the player! W-wait. You DON'T want her to be a part of the marriage faction? Uh Todd, I don' think that's a good ide....n-no Todd, I'm sorry for questioning you. I will flog myself as penance. Sumimasen
Brandon Cooper
Yes. If you had her with you and you turned into a Vampire Lord, your basic attack spell would do almost no damage. And yes, there is a mod that fixes it.
Easton Martinez
>literally raped in all orifices by the god of rape's massive cock
cuck like you deserves her
Alexander Hernandez
Dawnguard? More like GuardMeFromTheseBlueBalls
Samuel Wright
>literally gets raped by a devil guy
>"The Experience was degrading."
This is like getting hit by the Hiroshima bomb and then saying "Got it got a little hot in here"
Kayden Taylor
i want to fuck molag bal in the ass
Hunter White
That's just Laura Bailey's voice.
Bentley Jackson
Holy shit user go to sleep
Sebastian Foster
What is it with Laura Bailey and female vampires who hate their fathers?
Ayden Wright
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?! DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY GAME EVER AGAIN!
Parker Morales
Vivec no.
Andrew Carter
>Brilliant Todd! You finally designed a character with an actual personality and development with the player! W-wait. You DON'T want her to be a part of the marriage faction?
Not only that, they actually went out of their way to record dialogue for her turning you down.
Jonathan Turner
No problem. I wasn't planning on buying your fucking game anyway.
Hudson Wood
It was Todd's way of telling you to find a good wholesome woman who had not experienced the sight of Molag Bal's balls slapping against every orifice.
Christian Anderson
She just wanted you to do things for her right? Very realistic characterization actually. Hope you're more savvy with the ladies irl
Samuel Sanchez
Good wholesome women are boring. If I can't have Serana, I'm marrying those Dibella priestesses instead.
Liam Mitchell
Serana stuff
Charles Collins
Wow buddy calm down, there's no need to throw away your life like that, just buy his game
Jackson Brooks
>"Ah. Well, let's remedy that. I promise, garlic is not an ingredient in this dish"
TES vampires actually don't have a problem with garlic.
Christian Robinson
I wanna stuff Serana
Liam Rivera
Nolan Hill
Hey man, don't mind the other guy. Let's get out of here. There isn't that better? Anyways, are you interested in multiplayer games? Because there's this amazing game called Fallout 76 you should check out. I'll even throw in Fallout 1,2, AND 3 if you buy right now.
Aaron Clark
Don't risk hanging out with such lecherous and debaucherous women user, simply purchase a copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition and you could have your pick of the finest yet wholesome potato faced women you could ever imagine.
Wyatt Watson
Dawnguard is worth it for the armor alone, it has no right to look as good as it does. The vampire shit is completely underwhelming in comparison, even elder form is worse than normal enchanted armor and weapons and you don't look like roadkill
If you got more tremere-esque blood magic shit or a Celerity bullet time effect I'd actually care about those losers
John Morales
>still no option to take the lot
No. This does not please Dibella.
David Morgan
Those are pretty nice, user, even if I don't really agree with the guy who says marrying Serana "misses the point". Thanks for posting those.
William Hall
Luis Peterson
kys ffxiv retard
Evan Fisher
Some shitty half assed brig does not redeem that wretched DLC
Ayden Perez
Not a chance, fancy pants
Benjamin Kelly
this is bait right? this has got to be bait...
Luis Butler
Superb Serana is better
Logan Gonzalez
I'm surprised she didn't just temporarily grow to adult size like when a child uses a crafting station.
Elijah Reyes
Skyrimpedos disable that because it's frequently unnerving
Levi Cox
>not the crossbows AKA the ultimate stealth archery weapon
Jose Lopez
I tried Dawnguard for the first time a couple of weeks ago and was surprised at how satisfying the crossbows felt to use. I built my character to use Bound Bow as his main weapon but ended up using the crossbow for a big chunk of the playthrough.
Jordan Sanchez
>did they not expect people to join the dawnguard?
Of course, why do you think they removed getting attacked as a level 4 vampire?
Camden Bell
>If you got more tremere-esque blood magic shit or a Celerity bullet time effect I'd actually care about those losers
Vampire Lord does have a bullet time perk.
en.uesp.net
>Supernatural Reflexes
>Night Power: Everything slows down while you move faster.
Dylan Collins
Crossbows are pretty fun, but I wish you could control when you reload. There's a mod for manual reloading, but it's pretty glitchy.
Liam Gonzalez
I guess Yea Forums really doesn't play video games
Noah Johnson
Fuck, that first one hit pretty close to home. I've had fantasies about a dominant vampire gf for a long time.